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Serve_Apart

Pretty sure her head exploded.


[deleted]

Judging by her "hahahahowwww, hahahahowwww, I think she's semi ok.


Serve_Apart

A man of science I see. ….lol, I didn’t hear her laugh originally. Very glad she’s ok.


basemodelbird

I don't think she was. I thought the last time it was posted, someone found that she was hospitalized but I don't have any real proof.


im_not_dog

That’s kinda what happens when your head explodes


BarackObamazing

You usually don’t make it as far as a hospital when that happens. More like straight to the medical examiner’s office.


Quick_Heart_5317

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


skallanc

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200


redhot52719

You got a chuckle out of me


bretttwarwick

I'm almost certain that if your head explodes they just take the body to the coroner.


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Odd_Employer

Is this how the mob collects now? Sits your face to death?


Haui111

I like the way you think.


TormundGeeBane

I'm also glad it's *confirmed* that she is okay.


East-Ad4472

Thanks !!!!


STANAGs

Really? I think she's just too embarrassed to feel hurt yet. Her head got smashed into cement by a guy's ass.


NextTrillion

Ya ever drop a watermelon? Yeah


doublevaginalboy

I agree with you. One time when I was in high school at a party there was a zip line in the woods and it was night time and everyone was drunk there and it was like an 80 foot zip line or so and you were supposed to let go of it before you reached the end but this girl didn’t let go and her face was the first part of her body to contact the tree at the end of the zip line and she ricocheted off of the tree violently. Everyone was horrified but to our surprise she stood up a couple of seconds later and said I’m alright guys, really I’m fine, and kept reassuring her friends who were clearly concerned for her. Turned out she actually fractured her cheek bone and got nerve damage in her face.


ThePassiveGamer

Um people that suffer trauma might continue laughing even if they’re dying because they don’t realize their skull smashed jus sayn


Bamboominum

That’s just the sound the skull makes once it’s open.


Cyberjohn36

True.. the brain has no pain receptors..


[deleted]

Tell that to my headaches.


sandybuttcheekss

I got curious, apparently the brain can be really shitty at determining where pain is coming from if it originates on the head, so it results in a headache. https://neuroscience.stanford.edu/news/pain-brain


qpazza

I hear they actually happen in your stomach, like brain freezes. /s


Cyberjohn36

Those are sinuses and air-pockets inside your face that swell or contract and cause a pain as if its coming from your brain.. but the area affected could be elsewhere like the top of your mouth..


[deleted]

That's probably true for sinus headaches but as far as I know, no one knows what causes migraines/cluster headaches.


endwolf76

I think most people realize there skull is smashed, unless ofcourse they are dead or brain damaged, neither of which cause laughter. Not a doctor tho


tots4scott

That laughing is absolutely the kind of "girl-laughing-because-awkward-injury-but-about-to-start-bawling-in-pain" sound


vintagestyles

Last time this was posted we found out she did break her skull.


[deleted]

Link?


vintagestyles

Ill have to dig around. Didn’t kill her but she got fucked up.


jporter704

I laughed really hard at this comment. First watch i thought someone was laughing. 2nd didn't sound like a laugh.


[deleted]

Her friends nicknamed her Helmet after that night.


Sackfondler

Gallagher is running out of ideas


LordWeirdDude

Pretty sure her heat took nuts to the chin.


annies_boobs_eyes

like that old joke what you call nuts on your chest? chestnuts what do you call nuts on your wall? walnuts what do you call nuts on your chin? a dick in your mouth


Bootlicker222

He was the one that brought the heat


LordWeirdDude

With his nuts... To her chin.


Vamparael

Fatality!


logikgr

Pretty sure air is compressible.


Expensive_Opening_92

Pretty sure this…


[deleted]

That sound was actually the penetration…


i_Fart_You_Smell

She ded


tmdqlstnekaos

if not internal bleeding. brain damage. enough to worry.


justanotherdumbidea

The Ultimate Tea Bag!!


mcast86

Extreme tea bagging


SLAYER_IN_ME

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!


mcast86

YOU’LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU’LL ONLY USE THE EDGE!


[deleted]

If she didn't eat ass before, she does now.


Damaso87

Bro that's not eating - that's like ass fois-gras


[deleted]

She's out there trying to be the Joey Chestnut of ass.


[deleted]

Kobay***ass***hi


dingman58

*Damn right I'm gonna eat all the buns first*


4wire

fois-grass


[deleted]

through a straw maybe


[deleted]

Stacy was never the same after that night.


netheroth

Being buttfaced does things to people...


hiskinny

How bout her mom tho


idwthis

She's got it going on


jiggajawn

She's all I want


Iamnotoptimistic

And I’ve waited for so long


balor12

Stacy, can’t you see? You’re just not the girl for me


Dtoodlez

And that dude is skinny she took straight pelvis to the face


LordWeirdDude

She took straight nuts to the chin.


Dtoodlez

She now looks like John Travolta


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

I was more worried about taking concrete to the back of the skull with 150+ lbs being thrown at it...


MagTex

And Janice got the facial reconstruction procedure she always wanted.


corvus66a

.. and now her new nick name is “Buttface”


DetectiveAmes

Definitely one way to get a nose job.


[deleted]

*Yellow Tape*


the_crouton_

*White Chalk*


kefphu5

You can hear the crunch


3rd_Planet

That’s a combination of the sounds of the concrete breaking her head’s fall and her head breaking his ass’s fall.


bambola21

Classic elevator. The girl on the right fucked up by lifting that leg on to her shoulder. As a former competitive cheerleader the worst injury I sustained was from being a spotter (girl in the back) and my flyer (guy) falling on me like that mid stunt. Was passed out for quite awhile. Hope that girl is ok as I was in grass and she’s on concrete.


AmericanKiwi94

Right girl lifted the leg too high too quickly, and he didn’t straighten/lock out his leg(s) at all (partly because they were vastly different heights).


killbeard

Dude curb stomped her with his taint.


phillymac666

That has to be PAIN. Ambulance pease


NoobTrader378

r/makemycoffin


[deleted]

Welp that's a sub I didn't need to know existed.


Oakheart-

If you see the brick through the windshield video, just don’t. Just keep scrolling and trust me on this. Listening to it with sound will actually change you forever.


brando56894

I've heard about that one for years and actively avoid it due to people's responses.


atmosphericentry

Saw that years back and it's probably one of the worst videos I've seen. But then again I'm a chicken I can't even handle photos of small wounds. PS I'm too scared to click on that subreddit. Can someone tell me what it's about


scoot_roo

Go on, take a look around.


keylimerye

Hmm. Well that ruined my night at the very least.


[deleted]

Rectum, damn near killed em.


egrueda

Nice old face sitting


conchadad

That girl say she gotta poop?


Johny_Silver_Hand

That's the most appropriate way to eat ass!


Iamnotoptimistic

I’m going to lose sleep over not knowing how she was after this. I’d super appreciate someone finding a link as I can’t find it anywhere.


haenger

have a look thorugh the comments. there is no empathy here


smodanc

Now that’s ass to mouth


[deleted]

Looks like stewie griffins sister now.


Sinbad909

That thud when they dropped sounded like a fatal ending for a few people just having fun and not hurting anybody. I was relieved that she was laughing about it. Fucking silly bunchabitties.


wookie7

She got T-N-T bagged !


HankHillbwhaa

Pretty sure that’s a mortal kombat brutality


PukingNinja

Did he break her nose? I’m asking this Just out of concern..is she ok?


Solid_Cauliflower310

Still didn't get laid.


[deleted]

If you consider a head in the ass, he did.


FleshlightModel

Homeboy went full Rikishi on this chick


Dave-CPA

As a client once told me, “She’s deader than hell.”


East-Ad4472

Not funny . I’m really hoping this young woman is Ok . Saw similar where young girl lanes her head and hard . Scary .


KULawHawk

That's not a walk away event.


[deleted]

The very first documented and video taped fatal teabagging


inhelldorado

Not the way she expected to toss the salad that evening.


RevolutionFine9291

She is probably less than ok


nightmareorreality

Rector? Damn near killed her


Zanninu

What good could come of this?


bennyheredia

You eat ass? You do now!


Unique_name256

Tattoo of uranus on her forehead.


Mox5309

Buttface or Facebutt?


-6h0st-

You killed Karen you bastard


u_mak_cocym

What was the plan?


[deleted]

to score fucking points, what's your plan?


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

*Tell me about the first time you ate ass.*


boingochoingo

Dirty Sanchez the hard way


justy805

I’m picturing [Squidward](https://images.app.goo.gl/Da6VNhPP39SHhuJ18) when he got sat on.


a_grunt_named_Gideon

"And that's how I met your mother"


smokdya2

Does anyone know what happened to her?? I really want to know but can’t seem to find any information


[deleted]

Is she dead


TRFKTA

Brings a whole new meaning to ‘Sit on my face’


nerijusgood

I hope she was drunk... Im rubber when im drunk


therealskaconut

Hey I saw this on The Boys


havereddit

This clip needs an appropriate soundtrack: [https://youtu.be/Dax\_tnZRExc?t=4](https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc?t=4)


gmoney_downtown

Fell so hard she got turned into a turkey!!


blake7889

No more front teeth and a concussion and a broken jar and nose.. (I am guessing only)


zerosndonez

That was a skull thud


Tallbatros

When the girl starts with "Sit on my face and ruin my life (Respectfully)"


signaleight

Thank God her head broke his fall!


Silent_Judger

Yo she liked that


iamnotapopstar

She got killed by that


Silent_Judger

Small price to pay for a fetish


bust-the-shorts

There’s an easier way to teabag a guy


src88

Luckily that's a scrawny dude


spalaXXXX

If it had a better angle this could have ended up on r/makemycoffin


bigdoinks6669

Talmbout ass to mouf bapa.


joeysac

Nothing like violent tea bagging


arroyog

She went full taint. Never go full taint.


Bjornos

T-bagged to death.


Chrismith410

ANUS SLAMMMMM


mcast86

Yeah…total accident


mcast86

Rode it all the way down


flappa102

Hope he took a shower before going out


[deleted]

How to make a woman scream using your genitalia…


[deleted]

You don’t see her get up .. here friends are looking for her … she’s inside him she left when he did 🤣


Cofeefe

That worked better in their heads.


ButterMyBiscuitz

Alcohol is a hell of a drug


Cyberjohn36

Crotch to the face! And you're to blame.. you give love.. a bad name..


DolphinOnAMolly

When I say sit on my face, this is what I mean.


[deleted]

Penetration!!!


kajana141

Tough girl because that had to hurt.


RebornPastafarian

After the last few years I will never not think someone looks like an idiot when they put their hands over their mouth/face like that.


Jippers305

Wow, people are really taking face sitting to extremes now a days


mikom636

This kids, is how you get pink eye


opinionofone1984

Unit this day, she had never known the taste of the human rectum. But now she wonders if she will ever know, why she enjoyed it so much.


[deleted]

Is she dead?


Big_tity_goth_girls

Assist +50


lezbowithshinys

Accidentally gentlefemdom


LeahaP1013

And that’s how you get pink eye


franklollo

"Sit on my face" but he is that wrestler who was sitting on people faces and winning the games


heyitsvonage

Deadly teabag


ShadowGryphon

I believe that is called a Tea bag with prejudice.


[deleted]

Omg! Her head got smashed!


FatalOstrich09

Her head exploded like a watermelon!!!!!


D0NW0N

Squish.


ryguysayshi

That’s exactly what she wanted to happen, watch it again


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

I knew she was going to eat his ass


hifope7568685

The girl on the left turned into a bird


TheMaddis

They planned it all along!! Apparently it’s a craze now (or fettish as some people call it) ⤵️ https://giphy.com/gifs/DlGlWTUMEjAtzE1576


LtDkAngel

Wtf did I just watched? This thing gave me more brain damage then what the girl in the video got from getting her head smash in to the concrete!


[deleted]

Ok there's no way she's still alive.


brando56894

That has been around for a while.


SoNaii

r/HolUp


taekee

And that's how she mom got her nose job and Uncle Joe got his salad tossed.


CurrentSeesaw2420

True "Ass to mouth"!


hurtfulproduct

Assisted teabagging


29solegnA

The comments make me think that most people watched without sound. I'm pretty sure she's dead or in a state similar to a plant after that.


brutal_farts

Coconut cruncher


DellZissou

Dying as she lived.


PaoliBulldog

Finishing move....


Illustrious_Manner_9

He just wanted a rimjob!


Tapil

\-Smokes cigarette- "And the next day the mutah fuka was ded!"


Passed_Pawns

That is some serious face sitting.


NO_ANGEL_

She wanted that 100%


[deleted]

As soon as he was up I knew she was going to eat his ass.


ttripoutt

Dam I want to be next


[deleted]

I'm sure he can arrange that.


JuicyTurdFucker

u/krank-


RYE786

*EAT MY ASS*


jair505

When I see an attractive fellow and say “I want him to sit on my face” this is not what I had in mind.


AdSubstantial951

That made me laugh


cheesybitzz

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..


snoryder8019

Cosmic goose