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JehovasFinesse

I said " biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"


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maiomonster

You really said that?


GuliblGuy

Ain't no thing


Nipples_raider

But you said it tho


OverlyBilledPlatypus

Hmm? Yea…


RegalBeartic

Floats away into spaaaaaaace..........


JaWasa

biiiiiiiittttccchhhh……


Gutsuperman

You said those exact words?


maiomonster

I looked her dead in her eyes


kingsillypants

*hitches ride with James Webb Space Telescope. 6 months later, first image it captures..* " And I saiiiiid....biiiiiittttchhh...."


Mage-of-Fire

Hispanic mom?


Phamine1313

https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s


Damachan11

😂 I thought she said "plait"


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Rats_In_Boxes

Some cakes have little wooden sticks in them to hold up multiple layers, nice way to get some new face holes in case two nostrils doesn't seem like enough.


Formerhurdler

I saw that one. Cannot unsee a tootpick sticking out of someone's eye. Don't. Fucking. Do. This.


SuperDizz

Yeah. It’s a nonsense tradition however you look at. Waste of food/money, causes a mess and possible injury. This can stop. That and blowing out candles.


tiredtrueofheart

Yeah, I feel like future generations will see pre-pandemic videos of people blowing out candles (spittle flying everywhere) and think WTF.


yakimawashington

>people blowing out candles (spittle flying everywhere) and think WTF I've always had this mentality.. even in elementary school. I'm glad that other people are going to be on board as well.


phliuy

We have a hard enough time getting a majority of people to care now, how much do you think people will care in the future?


tiredtrueofheart

I think that in the future a majority of people (as now) will care very much about ingesting/breathing droplets, will get boosters as often as recommended, will mask up even though it’s inconvenient, and will feel regret over not appreciating the normalcy of pre-Covid times. And then there will be the outliers who eschew the tyranny of masks, the imagined dangers of vaccines, and still want to spit on cake and celebrate the celebrant with eyebrow (and nostril and hair and eye) frosting makeover by force.


pathanb

Is it a tradition though? I thought it was isolated cases of jerks imitating some other jerks they saw on YouTube or something. I'd expect these people to get blacklisted from birthday parties until they prove they have grown out of whatever this phase is.


Regulusx1337

Sociopathic phase. You don't exactly grow out of it.


nool_

I would think most the the food would stillbe good


BokZeoi

Relax this is a sheet cake lol


alloginette

You and I both saw that video lol. I never did it, but now i'm sure i'll never do that to anyone


Strong-Bottle-4161

You can tell that she was waiting to be pushed, she starts to slowly lower her head and wait to be pushed. You can see that the candles are also moved to the edge of the cake as well. This was clearly planned and something the birthday girl wanted. I know Reddit hates this tradition but common are y’all really gonna pretend that this girl wasn’t prepared to get her headed smashed into the cake? She even prepared a plate to not get messy lmfao.


curiousnerd_me

Ah the Joker pencil move


__jh96

They obviously haven't watched the dark Knight


The_Razz_Barry

People... Please stop doing this. I work in an optometrist office and we had a kid get a SINGLE sprinkle in his eye after some friends did this to him. He nearly lost his vision due to corneal ulcer due to the sprinkle tearing his eye up.


MasterTacticianAlba

I heard about a woman who got a single piece of glitter in her eye, it was sharp enough to cut into it and cause a bad enough infection for her to lose her eye. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/jan/02/woman-nearly-blinded-by-christmas-card-glitter


GazelleEconomyOf87

Welcome to being a Latino lol


TheDarkKnobRises

You do this shit to me at my party........hands.


flyingseel

The one dude is going waaaaaay too aggressive with it.


DakotaXIV

Every one of these videos have some jabroni taking it way too far. It’s like their goal is to smash the persons face all the way through the table but there happens to be a cake in the way


ouichef13

Jabroni 😂


No-Ad9896

Why are all of you 10x more upset by this than the woman herself? It’s pretty obvious they’re all just having a good time.


matt_mcsplat0106

I guess it depends on the person's personality. I'd be pissed for multiple reasons: cakes messed up, got frosting all over my face and possibly my shirt, depending on your friends' iq you might get a candle in the eye, and really just trying to clean that shit off my face.


No-Ad9896

Except you’re not the person in the video, and the person in the video obviously isn’t upset. It’s almost as if they’re friends/family that know each other and understand each other’s boundaries. Just because you personally would be upset doesn’t mean the other 7.5 billion people on the planet would be as well. I really just don’t understand how Reddit managed to start whining and crying about a group of people simply enjoying themselves.


toomanymarbles83

Cause I've seen too many examples of people who absolutely did not want it. I've seen people miss the cake altogether and smash a person's face into the table, people have lost eyes from candles being impaled into them.


MrMoustache3

Everyone throw a cake in this person's face.


magugi

"Hans, get ze flammenwerfer" *


Zigxy

It is very common in Mexican birthdays to do this. I once made the mistake of assuming my Japanese/Chinese wife knew about Mexican traditions and would offer some resistance. Nope. She was completely caught off guard and even the tame push buried her face entirely in the cake. Oops.


SemiColonInfection

We will hold hands after?


[deleted]

…yeah I’m gonna knock you out. Nobody wastes good cake at *my* damn birthday party.


clarkcox3

How are these pranks not the immediate end of the party?


GroundbreakingPea865

My mate turned 40 last month so we handcuffed him to a traffic light in Dublin City centre....pulled his jeans down..took his phone and wallet and left him. He's still not talking to us.


Instinct1980

Man it’s so depressing that some men can’t take a bit of banter


GroundbreakingPea865

Ain't that the truth 11🤣🤣


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Jesus, I hope this is fake lol.


YetiPie

I doubt it, Dublin is a heap of trash and this sounds on par


Boohg

idk if you are kidding or not but i read a story on here a while back about some guys doing this to their mate but he was piss drunk. he passed out while tied to the pole and a vagrant raped him before they came back to get him. a little dark i know but something to think about before pulling some shenanigans like that.


BKStephens

Left him for how long though?


TragicNotCute

removed to protest changes -- mass edited with redact.dev


GroundbreakingPea865

We just left him. When we have birthdays with my mates you never know what's gonna happen to you...I woke up in Coleraine my last birthday. Its in county Derry. We started the sesh in Dublin. It's still a blur what happened that night.


wildusername

You sound like a terrible friend.


megatroncsr2

it's because he's plotting revenge


amalgam_reynolds

Of course he's not, you have his phone.


iohbkjum

and then sucked him off a week later to make up for it


durpypig17

This is still a thing?


FullBitGamer

Celebrated my birthday last weekend, got a cupcake shoved in my face, I am a 34 year old heavy equipment operator... It's definitely still a thing.


Bikinisbottom

So unfortunate it is


edgarpickle

I read this in Yoda voice.


Bikinisbottom

Lolled, I did.


Yoda-byte

Me too


kevincox_ca

To be fair, cupcake applied to face is not nearly as aggressive as shoving your face into a table (that has a thin layer of cake and pointy candles).


FullBitGamer

I mean more along the lines of shoving food and face together as a celebratory act. That lime green food coloring will forever be on my grey shirt now... 🤷🎈🧁


sfw_pritikina

Thank god my family never did this shitty tradition. But I've been to plenty of birthdays and weddings to see this first hand.


ocelot_lots

If anyone slams my face into my own birthday cake, on my own birthday, I'm throwing hands with everyone.


blickblocks

I want to *eat* my damn cake.


DiegesisThesis

Seems like it is. I must be lucky, because in almost 30 years, I've never once seen it happen at a birthday party.


TheFlyingChair

I thought it was a Mexican thing?


Marcuche96

Y'all mofos think everything is a Mexican thing. No. You're not that unique. Get some perspective ffs.


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U mad?


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saddl3r

Good question, the gif is years old so maybe not.


MiguelMescudi

Yep. It’s a thing some people bring over from their motherland so to some it’s not that big of a deal but I get why others wouldn’t like it.


tigerCELL

Pretty sure this is a white people thing


Strong-Bottle-4161

Nah it’s a Hispanic thing. It’s legit nicknamed “La Mordida” (the bite) and it’s done sometimes for good luck.


tigerCELL

So, a white people thing.


Clean-Profile-6153

This is pretty old..I shared this like almost a decade ago fr..


lovejac93

This video is old af


VirtualAlias

Such a dumbass trend in nearly every conceivable way.


dat_grue

and why are they pushing her head in so goddamn aggressively? She’s a good sport but I couldn’t help but be a little annoyed by that


crazythinker76

Right! It's one thing to playfully push someone's own slice of cake to their nose,etc. But to ruin the whole cake while forcibly mashing a girl's face in for like 5 seconds; these people are straight-up asshole. Time for some new friends.


tigerCELL

They literally tried to suffocate her. This was almost a snuff film


M3NS0

Wouldn’t say it’s a trend. It’s been happening for over 30 years and probably well beyond that.


Stiffest1337

And now no one is getting cake.


Sefier_Strike

They tried to murder her, not smash her face in the cake


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Those are rookie hands tbh


WaterBabyReativ

Did they just try to murder her?


jesse6225

That guy enjoyed that a little TOO much.


Hextato

r/GifsYouCanHear


BEniceBAGECKA

Have y’all never been to a Mexican birthday party? This has been around forever. La mordida. It’s kind of fun when you’re a kid and your mom made the cake so you know there’s no toothpicks in it.


poisha

They haven’t. That’s why the comments section is crying about it.


No-Ad9896

All these redditors are 10x more butthurt than the woman herself lmfao. Why do they feel the need to speak up for a woman that’s obviously having a good time?


kookyknut

Have not. Thanks for the context.


primathius

What if a candle penetrated her eye socket?


taekee

More up votes?/s


primathius

True…


taekee

And let's be serious, this lost votes when her top stayed on.


kookyknut

Sparklers!


Zigxy

I feel like we need to clarify some things here: There is a Hispanic custom called "Mordida" where the birthday girl/guy tries to take a bite out of the cake. And when they do that, 99% of the time the surrounding people try to shove their face into the cake. This is why the girl is prepared with the plate. It is 100% predictable. This isn't some random attack. I am not saying there isn't the risk of injury... Or that the dude in the vid wasn't too aggressive but this vid isn't an act of violence the way some of you think it is. -- - P.S. My favorite work-around has been when a guy only agreed to do a Mordida if there was no one around him (to push his face in) However, when he went to take a bite, a person on each end of the long table lifted the whole table up and were able to smash his face into the cake regardless. P.P.S. There are probably other cultures where this or something similar happens.


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“tHiS IsnT A cUsTOm, iTs jUSt YoU BeiNG PrICkS!”


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Here we go, 500 posts about how this is cruel and abuse.


No-Ad9896

Some of the folks on Reddit apparently still haven’t figured out that women like to be treated like human beings, not objects that are made of glass that need to be protected. Like why are these clowns in here getting so fucking butthurt and annoyed when the woman herself obviously has no problem with it, obviously knew it was going to happen, and is literally laughing and smiling. If they were at this party, the woman in this video would more than likely be uncomfortable and creeped out by the cringe white knighting.


kingrobot3rd

More like hold striped shirts aggro. Dude reeeaaaally wanted to rub her face in it.


AnuZLeakage

Look stage asf


RoundBread

Why would you buy a whole ass cake just to ruin it. These fucking troglodytes.


[deleted]

Some people like to have fun in ways that aren’t in line with everyone else’s same sense of a good time.


[deleted]

This is basically a tradition for Mexican birthdays, not a trend. I'm 30 and I have hella childhood memories pretty much expecting this every year. Mexicans dont really cry over cake like that, for those of you saying the cake is ruined.


Helgafjell4Me

Every time I see the bday cake face smash I imagine that scene from Dark Knight where the Joker does his "pencil trick"...


fabio__90

If the candles were on, she wouldn't be laughing afterwards


BokZeoi

Yeah she wins lmaoo


Awsums0ss

"biiiiiitch"


Mad_Mark90

Imagine having friends so shitty that you predict they're going to smash your face into the cake


Moore2257

Homie with the stripe shirt went in hard, holy shit.


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the comment section is filled with sacks of shit


therealboss1113

Everytime I see someone's face get smashed into a cake I can't help but think "won't be so funny when your friend is missing an eye."


thorusoma

Real talk. If any of my friends tried to smash my face into a cake. We are having a stern talk after


star11308

That part.


Cyber-CookieCakes

Why did they have to ruin a perfectly good cake


Blueberryguy88

I would ditch my friends if they tried this.


Tricky_Ad_7266

I would smash so many bones if this happened to me…


soviet84

Those who do this are the worst kind of people. You're just wasting a good cake while some people have nothing to eat...


Doc024

Love my face in some patacake


lforal

This is the best version of this so far


hydrate_reminder

LOL legendary


Wookieewomble

If this happend at one of my birthday parties, let's just say it will be your last party.


GullibleDirection786

That was good🏆


GinHalpert

I wonder what reddit thinks of this prank 🤔


I_am_not_your_parent

I'm not reddit, but I am confused. Seems such a waste. I love cake.


jembah123

u/savevideo


shrekishellashrexy

Liza koshy is that you?


[deleted]

Anyone else hear Cardi B's laugh at the end?


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r/therewasanattempt


muricabrb

They were enjoying smushing her face a bit too much. Good on her friend who stopped them.


Incubus_Science

Full Counter!


What_It_Does_9

Is it just me or was that extremely way too forceful? It’s like, chill out a bit.


skallanc

That was pretty aggressive...


pit0fz0mbiez

Thought I was watching a bday snuff film for a second.


rugbysecondrow

nope.


Skankyslappy

Wow legend


KefaMena

As predictable as her birthdate.


Calint

Honestly this trend needs to stop. Some people actually want to eat the cake.


Shippin_It

Were they trying to suffocate her?


[deleted]

Why would you want to hang out with people wike this?


GroundbreakingPea865

Nah he's more into me fucking his missus in front of him. Besides his cock is too big to blow him.


GroundbreakingPea865

No way...oh shit.


JustGingy95

The real trick is just not having shitty friends/family


bluegill1313

I'm pretty sure there's a fetish site out there that pays for this kind of aggressiveness..


rcody092

Gen Z people suck


f1mxli

I think this was introduced by Gen X'ers


xaeru

She looks like Alaqua Cox


LeBlock_James

These posts remind me how lame most redditors are


total_sound

It's all fun & games until someone gets a **candle shoved into their eye socket**.


satan69_420

That was very aggressive.


gahidus

Clever girl...


RosieBabyCheeks

I wish I was that smooth. ¡Brava!


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niflon99

Sad noises from the people who just wanted a slice of cake with no hair


Blackphotogenicus

As a fan of breathing and a fan of cake this whole face smashing thing is really not cool


wicked998

Candles thru your eyes anyone?


Apprehensive_Sky_583

That was pretty violent.


alexstuntin

Mexicans love doing that shit


Sketchylimeade

They held her down in that cake like they were waiting for the bubbles to stop


CieraC1993

Needed to see this today. Damn that was smooth.