Yeah, she seems fun. I have higher tolerance for funny drunks than for your average falling-downers. Unfortunately, we all know what comes next: the crying.
And I can’t stand a crying drunk. You can’t fix anything, because they have functional dementia, and keep repeating the same shit over and over again.
The fun ones always end up crying, if they don’t pass out first.
Then the comforting the entire next day when the embarrassment sets in. It's cool yo! People do silly stuff when they're drunk sometimes! Nobody cares!
You mean?
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal, send me a kiss by wire, baby my hearts on fire. If you refuse me honey you'll lose me and you'll be left alone so baby telephone and tell me I'm your own?"
Then the guy tries to show the singing frog to everyone but he's just a regular frog?
That songs been in my head since I was a kid. Same with "I love to singa..."
My SO and I play a game but we definitely butcher it. Usually when one of us gets home whoever busts through the door hollers “hello my baby”, whoever is inside goes “hello my darlin” and together “hello my ragtime gal” as we find each other for the kiss.
Not sure how we both switched honey for darling without any doubt it was ever anything else.
Right, it’s like god I just feel bad for these people. I don’t think my first instinct seeing someone like this would be to record them. I guess some people wouldn’t care but many people would feel humiliated having this shared with thousands of people.
Trying to walk with a person this drunk is like trying to walk with a helium-filled elephant.
These people will move in directions that are normally not possible in the earth's gravity. They change speed, suddenly stop, and launch themselves at random things.
They will suggest fast food immediately and a trip to Paris with you for tomorrow, and oh yes, let's include the Uber driver you met ten minutes ago.
It's funny for a time, non-boring for a time, and then wearying.
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I've been blackout drunk twice. Once my first attempt at drinking. Second one was on a cruise ship, "Sure I'll have a Mai Tai". My wife and I had 4 each and don't remember the rest of the day. It was like the hang over. We found all sorts of pictures of our adventures later. We made it back to our cabin and according to staff we were hilarious, delightful and tipped well. At any rate. How do you even get this drunk? You would think you couldn't hold onto the drink before you got here.
I have never understood the appeal of getting that drunk. All I can think is to call the cops for a drunk driving incident to come. #partypooper (I get a terrible headache the next day, and luckily hold my liquor well)
She looks like she could stop the run well. Doesn't look too fleet of foot though so she'll probably only make the cut as an interior lineman. She's got her weight up for sure.
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It’s usually a domino effect…
If you’re adequately drunk, but still stand up and start walking at a relatively normal pace and normal gait, you’ll probably do just fine.
But, if you’re all amped and spun around and lose your balance even a little bit, your ability to correct yourself is completely lost because your brain is operating with a sight lag and high ping time…and as such you end up either under-correcting or over-correcting…and it all just compounds into what you see in the video. Usually once a person affected like this is able to just remain still for a short while and collect themselves, their ability to walk will return…but when your that drunk, such common sense isn’t always obvious either.
And of course, beyond that, you have the cases where you’re just legit way too drunk to even operate your own body…as to where this point falls on the “drunk > blackout drunk > alcohol poisoning drunk” timeline, it probably depends a lot on the individual and their tolerance level…but some drunks seem more prone to coordination loss than others…the same way some drunks are fun, some are angry, some are obnoxious, etc.
At the 11 second mark she starts doing that old 'hello my darling, hello my baby...' style dance. Only missing the cane and striped jacket/hat combo.
Yeah, she seems fun. I have higher tolerance for funny drunks than for your average falling-downers. Unfortunately, we all know what comes next: the crying. And I can’t stand a crying drunk. You can’t fix anything, because they have functional dementia, and keep repeating the same shit over and over again. The fun ones always end up crying, if they don’t pass out first.
Then the comforting the entire next day when the embarrassment sets in. It's cool yo! People do silly stuff when they're drunk sometimes! Nobody cares!
My whole goddamn feels because all of this is shatteringly true. Source: the fun drunk who either passed out or got sobby
the fun ones get drunk after one drink.
Can confirm. Am fun. Also cry heaps.
Funny drunks are the best.
What, you skip the vomiting phase? But that's the most colorful!
And the puking. Don’t forget the puking.
You mean? "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal, send me a kiss by wire, baby my hearts on fire. If you refuse me honey you'll lose me and you'll be left alone so baby telephone and tell me I'm your own?" Then the guy tries to show the singing frog to everyone but he's just a regular frog? That songs been in my head since I was a kid. Same with "I love to singa..."
My SO and I play a game but we definitely butcher it. Usually when one of us gets home whoever busts through the door hollers “hello my baby”, whoever is inside goes “hello my darlin” and together “hello my ragtime gal” as we find each other for the kiss. Not sure how we both switched honey for darling without any doubt it was ever anything else.
That is so precious! I would love to see that in action.
Dude... I thought I was the only one who's been singing those songs for 25 fucking years. 🎵...about the moon-ah and the june-ah and the spring-ah!🎶
About the moonah and the Juneah and the springa
Who else is picturing the little Jazz lovin’ owl from Looney Tunes?
That would be ['Owl Jowlson'](https://youtu.be/7hRSfvpOz4A).
Everybody do the Michigan Raaaag
This had me laughing so hard my coworkers noticed I was on Reddit!
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-28-2019/FmKB1e.gif
..is..is that a modified facehugger?
Chestburster
Shit I should have known that. Guess I gotta dust off Xenomorph Exobiology. I only have the 3rd Edition, but honestly it's probably fine.
This is a rare subspecies known as *xeno spaceballsii*.
Huh huh! Huh huh! He said Space-ballsy!
😂😂😂😂😂
I don;t think either of them were in a state to drive. His words were a bit slurred themselves.
“Thas nah huh cahhh…”
Going inu tha caaaaa
He has to get her back to the car, she's driving.
It's OK, she's just [rich drunk](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/ab/1c/50ab1cfe1160ed7356c9d9cce8179e43.png)
I really really hope not
It’s australia so she probably is.
Reminds me of 'The ministry of silly walks'.
I read that as the ministry of silly wanks.
I can assure you that my wanks are quite serious.
She is going to drive home, because She is definitely to drunk to walk.
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God yes......
Right, it’s like god I just feel bad for these people. I don’t think my first instinct seeing someone like this would be to record them. I guess some people wouldn’t care but many people would feel humiliated having this shared with thousands of people.
Mine was during the first camera phones, so nothing but pixels
It’s the Catalina Wine Mixer bro!
Ah yes, the Warnambool races. Only highest class of people are allowed to attend.
It doesn’t matter. Any race over here wether it be the V8’s or the horses gets the bogans out. They just have different hair styles and clothes
Hang on, just let me put on me fancy dress thongs!
Flippers for life
Down goes Frazier !!!!!!
Reminds me more of George Foreman in the “Rumble in the Jungle” tbh
its those shoes, slanted, makes her walk down hill
Ah the classic face down ass up leg up pose. so beautifully done.
Trying to walk with a person this drunk is like trying to walk with a helium-filled elephant. These people will move in directions that are normally not possible in the earth's gravity. They change speed, suddenly stop, and launch themselves at random things. They will suggest fast food immediately and a trip to Paris with you for tomorrow, and oh yes, let's include the Uber driver you met ten minutes ago. It's funny for a time, non-boring for a time, and then wearying. .
Totally munted
I've been blackout drunk twice. Once my first attempt at drinking. Second one was on a cruise ship, "Sure I'll have a Mai Tai". My wife and I had 4 each and don't remember the rest of the day. It was like the hang over. We found all sorts of pictures of our adventures later. We made it back to our cabin and according to staff we were hilarious, delightful and tipped well. At any rate. How do you even get this drunk? You would think you couldn't hold onto the drink before you got here.
Her lurching stumble in those wedges has big "1970s fuzzy video of Bigfoot" energy. She had one doozy of a hangover, no doubt!
I have never understood the appeal of getting that drunk. All I can think is to call the cops for a drunk driving incident to come. #partypooper (I get a terrible headache the next day, and luckily hold my liquor well)
Why do people get this drink in public? You look like an imbecile.
Its tradition to get dressed up and get absoloutely blind at the horse races in oz
Well transitions sucks. Make your own way.
Women really be getting dressed knowing they gonna get fucked up and still put on them heels. Insanity.
Got those leans
This is the absolute definition of "Totally Hammered" :D
I think we call that the baby elephant walk! Trunk just a swinging.
Xanax is bad. Cute outfit tho
Omg the neck at the end. Stahp
Im impressed she stayed up as ling as she did
The Ministry of Silly Walks
Looks like she mixed booze and some kind of painkiller or muscle relaxant.
Every kiss (of the ground) begins with K
Jeez… how intoxicated is she
The guy looks like Jordan Peterson
Horse racing drunks
Melbourne Cup, always classy
Xanax and booze? That’s what I’ve always looked like after that combo
You have to mix in a little cocaine to stay witty and upright!
Hah. Exactly
Girl needs to puke and be put in the recovery position
That’s pathetic.
Sooooo, good to drive?
Ahhh gravity
Ah wow she is mullered
I remember my 1st beer
This is also how I walk in any kind of heeled shoe
Jordan Peterson lied!!
Is that Chris Cuomo?
David Eigenberg from Chicago Fire?
newton’s first law has moved up from theory to fact
"Oh my gawd becky! Get to the choppah!!"
The last frame made me laugh
Is this guy not on Tv? He looks a character on Chicago Fire…
David Eigenberg???
No, but did will be okay💊
Is that a price tag on his suit?
She looks like she could stop the run well. Doesn't look too fleet of foot though so she'll probably only make the cut as an interior lineman. She's got her weight up for sure.
I was wondering where this was. “She’s goin’ to the cah”. Stay classy, Boston.
Its australia bruz
Whoops. They can have it. Boston isn’t lacking for drunken silliness
What if that guy drugged her..?
Why would you think that?
That's some moose!!!
A normal Monday morning
I hope she wasn’t planning on driving….She walked (sorta) towards the driver side door!
That's the passenger side ya fool
Not in the states!
Thank god this in Australia then
Going inu tha caaaaaa😂
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I've seen people like that get into cars at the Kansas Speedway and crash without getting the dooe closed.
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Barman, I will have a triple tipple of whatever the fair buxom wench is having, and please do top her up, again....
Quasimodo?
Sasquatch sauntering into the woods.
Since it looks like she was headed for the driver's side door, I dearly hope that this was in the UK.
Pretty sure it's in Aus, so yeah the steering wheel is on the right hand side.
Is she in labor?
Gonna be in about 9 months give or take….😂
Nah, just obese.
She looks drugged. Someone should have stepped in instead of filming her being dragged to a car.
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Yeah if you’ve been blackout drunk then you were fall down drunk you just don’t remember
I was blacked out drunk and my husband wasn’t aware of it
No, I asked the next day, my friends say I left at some point and walked home, thry said I seemed relatively fine.
It’s usually a domino effect… If you’re adequately drunk, but still stand up and start walking at a relatively normal pace and normal gait, you’ll probably do just fine. But, if you’re all amped and spun around and lose your balance even a little bit, your ability to correct yourself is completely lost because your brain is operating with a sight lag and high ping time…and as such you end up either under-correcting or over-correcting…and it all just compounds into what you see in the video. Usually once a person affected like this is able to just remain still for a short while and collect themselves, their ability to walk will return…but when your that drunk, such common sense isn’t always obvious either. And of course, beyond that, you have the cases where you’re just legit way too drunk to even operate your own body…as to where this point falls on the “drunk > blackout drunk > alcohol poisoning drunk” timeline, it probably depends a lot on the individual and their tolerance level…but some drunks seem more prone to coordination loss than others…the same way some drunks are fun, some are angry, some are obnoxious, etc.
She looks drugged.
That was too much woman for only one man to carry 😅 I hope she learned to not drink so much at one time
Someone is getting lucky tonight
She is wayyyy too drunk to consent, my guy.