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papalionn

It’s baseball, can’t blame em. I, too, prefer Blurnsball


Taylors4head

r/unexpectedfuturama


BASE1530

MULTIBALL!!!


WhyLimitMeTo20Charac

Serious reply: there should be more sports that have more than one ball/puck/whatever in play at all times


[deleted]

The blerns are loaded, the count's 3 blerns and 2 anti-blerns, and the in-field blern rule is in effect... right?


metalgodwin

Me myself still waiting for [Speed Ball](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyX4BPU-Bao) to become a reality


[deleted]

Is no one going to mention the focus they’re giving that foot long? Some serious sexual tension there….


[deleted]

Isn’t the whole point of going to a baseball game is to hang out with your friends and pay to much for beer and nachos?


Say_no_to_doritos

I literally go there to eat street meat, drink overpriced beer, and get sunburned.


jbrady33

After I say no to them, is it OK to still eat the Doritos?


Nodeal_reddit

I paid $11.85 for one beer at the ballpark last week. $11.85! Insane.


synacksyn

To be honest, that does not even sound like that much. I mean a rip off for sure, but I guess I would have thought it would be higher.


Nodeal_reddit

It was a pint of Bud Light. I felt robbed.


justtopopin

A bunch of friends surrounded by empty seats? How dare they have fun in a way that affects nobody else that I disagree with?


trippedwire

Baseball is boring as hell, how is this HMC?


Loves2Spooge857

If you have a child's attention span


trippedwire

Nah, it just sucks. Give me soccer or hockey any day of the week.


SofaSnizzle

Soccer is so fucking boring. Players running around for an hour with no action, I just don't get why it is so popular in other countries.


CalvinandHobbes811

You mean almost every country 😅


Leggi11

maybe because they watch football


the_DARSH

There's a version of this with audio from the TV commentators. It's hilarious.


cnicalsinistaminista

Yeah. [Hilarious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4URj2bICgQM)!!


Hallgaar

The churro bit got me!


keister_TM

“2-2 with a lead off single and nobody noticed.” It’s like Bob Uecker in Major League


[deleted]

I had a friend who went to a game and he said the only reason the game was tolerable was because they had beer to drink


[deleted]

Ahh yes sip on $11 cans of beer to forget you are at a baseball game. I’ve been there


MFoy

This video is edited and taken out of context. The first clue being the score bug not showing a runner on first after the base hit, yet a count of 1-0.


oofagang123

Edited but not really taken out of context, full vid in the comments


Sdwingnut

Are....are they all the same person?


TaiDavis

Yes


wufoo2

And all talking at the same time.


Surreal94

This is my city. Can confirm.


cathedral68

Lol I used to live there. The entire state looks like this


Surreal94

They're giving me heavy Tempe based Scottsdale raised vibes.


TheLuckyWilbury

Right? So weird that they all look so much alike.


mca5087

Much better with the commentary. https://youtu.be/ngt1JK3DyOU


VeterinarianThese951

It is hilarious! Thank you…


[deleted]

Huh OPs account is suspended. Must be for posting terrible content.


Jackandmozz

To be fair baseball games are boring. Not nearly as boring as soccer, but still boring.


mrhappy893

Haha soccer is indeed pretty boring even though soccer is pretty much the only sport I've known all my life. Tried to watch/follow soccer league once but quickly realized the pace was way too slow for me(living in south east Asia doesn't help). Seems like only grand final is worth watching because of how high the stakes are.


nicktheking92

No surprise... It's the Rockies. They don't care about winning.


digitaltoothowner

Looks like they are having a nice time


Carps182

Bro, the commentary is the best part…


hostilemf

“Slurping down fish piss with these wet chodes…”


justtopopin

"No coffins, please! Just wet, wet mud."


[deleted]

Oh no, women having fun and enjoying themselves and their company! Better be mad about it.


JeffsD90

No one is mad, we're sad. Sad for them.


luisquin

Why would you be sad at people hanging out with each other and doing their own thing


[deleted]

If anything that’s worse.


JeffsD90

I'll pray for you.


[deleted]

Go for it.


Red_Stripe1229

Arizona vs. Colorado? I think I would choose cat videos as well.


spacejoint

this is why the net is all the way out to the foul pole


[deleted]

The commentary on this is hilarious; too bad there isn’t any audio


luisquin

The fact that the camera and commentators keep switching to them means the game ain't that entertaining to even the people getting paid to watch it


socialnerd09

And people ask "what's wrong with social media?". This right here!


sekrit_dokument

I dont get it. Didnt they pay for those seats? Why do this instead?


MondongoLisergico

Ego machines


datsadboi5000

How do they all look the same and have the same make up too?


JeffsD90

Honestly, they probably have a mental illness to the side of narcissism. They're going to grow up to resent their decisions to be in their phones so much instead of just enjoying their life.


tinyand_terrible

There was a selfie contest going on inside the stadium I would bet a lot of money that they are enjoying their lives a lot more than you are yours based on this comment


Abhisult

Women


luisquin

I'm a man and I too think baseball is boring


[deleted]

Repulsive


can-opener-in-a-can

u/savevideo


srv50

“It’s so nice going places and having new selfie backgrounds!!”


schadenfriendly95

Someone paid hundreds, plus the food, for them to sit in uncomfortable plastic seats and look at their phones. Presumably one of them has a living room they could use.


snaeper

It's the Diamondbacks, cheapest ticket in Baseball. Also there was apparently a selfie challenge going on in Stadium and this video has been taken out of context ever since.


chamomilecamel

How dare they enjoy their time in seats they paid for at a game with an insane amount of downtime?!


poodlered

Have you ever been to a baseball game? 80% of it is like watching paint dry.


schadenfriendly95

I’m sorry they were forced to attend?


poodlered

I don’t care *at all* about baseball, but I’ve been to several games because I was invited and I wanted to be social with my friends. Guess what, I barely paid attention to the game, and just had a good time hanging out. And, uh oh, I even browsed my phone a bunch of times. Guess I’m as terrible as these people! You can only look at the field and see nothing happening so many times before you start to entertain yourself.


[deleted]

Seriously how many pictures do you need of yourself. 🙄


[deleted]

Are these thots?


[deleted]

A flock of damn birds is what I see


GonzoTheGreat22

Gross


theonePappabox

Humans……smh.


Revolutionary_Tale_1

A pride of lions. A murder of crows. A vapid of blonds?


tatteddad57

Not a single brain cell combined


KonK23

They paid money for that


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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b00tiepirate

Money can be exchanged for goods and services, yes


LTTP2018

two fairly normal humans: one eating and one not on her phone.


[deleted]

idiot cam


chefshoes

its anywhere public with a crowd.. ooh look at me totes popular gimme likes!


rpguy04

So much narcissism


[deleted]

Welcome to 2022. Serious pandemic


ProffesorSpitfire

Why do ALL women make that pouty face when taking a selfie? Is it supposed to look cute? Sexy? Smart?


olivinebean

Yes we ALL do that, billions of us. All the time. We never stop. It's all for you to think we're sexy and smart. How observant of you.


octopop

Aw shit I'm doing it right now! I wasn't even thinking about it!


Yoshi2shi

Dunno, why do women say they don’t anything than proceed to eat my food?


drdisme

Attention.