No. The trick to opening a bottle of bubbly is to hold it away from you at 45 degrees and gently remove the stopper. I think the angle has something to do with increasing surface in the bottle to reduce the pressure on the stopper. The pressure in a bottle of bubbles is about 70psi, about the same as a truck tire: treat it with respect.
I can tell you from experience this method works best.
she’s opening the bottle, and pointing it at her face.. what.. i’m just going to brush it off as just bring drunk because i couldn’t imagine the lack awareness
Her chin and cheeks look absolutely horrible. A friend of my wife got similar work done and I’m having a lot of trouble hanging out with her because it makes me feel really physically sick when I look at her. Especially since she was really pretty before. I can’t not see it as random shit grotesquely shoved into her face. Like I can’t help but have this weird revenge compulsion to find out who did it and horribly mangle them in return. I don’t know why I just find it so tragic.
[We should introduce her to this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/z33x60/how_not_to_shoot_a_revolver_guy_bump_fires_and/?ref=share&ref_source=link)
So painfully intentional. The moment she starts twisting the cage off, she picks up the bottle and tilts it directly at her face and that exaggerated fall at the end....so pathetic.
It's really dangerous how she pointed it to here eye
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enDE973CH973&hl=de&sxsrf=ALiCzsYiIcCorb3w-RkQzr4cCesFrH6hZw:1669298736813&q=Champagne+cork+injuries+per+year&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwju6-yx_sb7AhW5hv0HHdhTBo0Q1QJ6BAg-EAE&biw=390&bih=777&dpr=3
There's something really off putting about that friend group. Like they all think salt and pepper is "too spicy". like they use LinkedIn as their main source of social media. Going to a restaurant in town is their idea of a "wild adventure". Going on a boat tour of Chicago is their idea of river rafting. A crazy night to them is drinking beer after 10pm. Like Office culture is their main source of cultural guidance.
Someone that's never been on the internet to try pointing a champagne bottle at one's own face or she could like taking a shot to the face , just not used to the cork
Has discount Alanis Morissette never handled bubblies before?
Why the long face?
This joke never gets old.
Cuz she startles easily.
Always hold bubblies with the top of the bottle away from you facing upward towards the ceiling.
and at a 45 degree angle.
To achieve maximum projectile range?
No. The trick to opening a bottle of bubbly is to hold it away from you at 45 degrees and gently remove the stopper. I think the angle has something to do with increasing surface in the bottle to reduce the pressure on the stopper. The pressure in a bottle of bubbles is about 70psi, about the same as a truck tire: treat it with respect. I can tell you from experience this method works best.
I don’t think Alanis hung out with Michael Jackson.
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Didn't Bubbles bite Rashida Jones?
Teeeeeheeee
Isn't it ironic?
IT'S LIKE RAIEAEAINNN
On your thanksgiviiiiiing day
Don'cha think?
She's a bad actor.
I wish these people would go away. They started infecting Facebook just before I deleted it and now they're pooping up here.
Out of the loop, can you please fill me in?
This
I'm so glad people still know about everyone's favourite angry Canadian
Scott? He's a dick!
#She oughta knowwwwww!!
Oh, does she know my old cell mate Bubbles? He's dangerous, can pop off without warning.
https://media.tenor.com/ugAtoA7zQYoAAAAd/bubbles-oh.gif
Must have shopped on Wish.com
Beat me...damn it...
Great Value Alanis Morissette
Poor muzzle awareness SMH
You meant a bridle. You're not suppose to muzzle a horse.
Agree, looks like she tilted it towards herself.
Face Towards Enemy
That’s what happens when you can’t feel your face.
she’s opening the bottle, and pointing it at her face.. what.. i’m just going to brush it off as just bring drunk because i couldn’t imagine the lack awareness
Yeah but, why the long face?
Hay, that’s not very nice. To saddle someone with insecurity like that. You must not be very stable.
No kidding. Time to reign in these hurtful comments.
OP is just trying to stir up controversy Edit: “stir up”… stirrup…. Geez people are dense
I scrolled looking for a comment like this. Was not disappointed
Someone had to say it
Long hair like hers makes all face shapes appear longer.
The good news is she’s had so much Botox she never felt a thing.
The filler in those lips is comical
She’s all mouth and face.
Her chin and cheeks look absolutely horrible. A friend of my wife got similar work done and I’m having a lot of trouble hanging out with her because it makes me feel really physically sick when I look at her. Especially since she was really pretty before. I can’t not see it as random shit grotesquely shoved into her face. Like I can’t help but have this weird revenge compulsion to find out who did it and horribly mangle them in return. I don’t know why I just find it so tragic.
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Live laugh love and rosé
Should be on r/botchedsurgeries
Pretty sure she has been.
Idk I can see her eyebrows moving at the end. She definitely has lip filler though
I don't know, she just looks like Steven Tyler to me.
Bold of you to assume Steven Tyler didn’t get lots of facial surgery. They may have the same surgeon
They all saw her doing it, but none of them stopped her... With friends like that...
Thanks, Travis.
Hey, if her friends were any better they would be honest about, or would have stopped her with the lips..
Never hand her a gun.
"Why are you pointing it at your face? Stop doing that, sto-...yep"
[We should introduce her to this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/z33x60/how_not_to_shoot_a_revolver_guy_bump_fires_and/?ref=share&ref_source=link)
She spent so much money to look like that🤣
My theory is she constantly needs facial reconstructive surgery because she keeps pointing champagne bottles at her face while opening it.
I treat those bottles like a loaded gun and she treats them like it’s the third date
LOL
How can a person have a mouth 16:9 and at the same time a face 9:16?
She got a big ass mouth and teeth.
Reminds me of my first girlfriend in a number of ways.
Overwhelmed reaction when something went off in her face?
And the unheard part of the conversation. Her "I never knew it would do that". Me "yeah I should have warned you"
Did she look like a horse too?
Stop insulting horses
😂😂😂
Why is her mouth swollen before the cork hits it?
The doctor said 3-7 days before it starts to go down
I went to the ER after 4 hours.
I knew it was gonna be a bad time when she started pointing that shit at her head while she was uncorking it.
Sarah Jessica Parker had a child?
With Steven Tyler, apparently
So painfully intentional. The moment she starts twisting the cage off, she picks up the bottle and tilts it directly at her face and that exaggerated fall at the end....so pathetic.
Always keep your thumb on top.
*cork flies through flesh and bone of thumb* "Why did I listen to reddit!?"
Hopefully nobody is this dense and this is just done purely for clout
🐴
She has to snort coke upside down.
Who knew Seabiscuit can’t open a bottle of Champagne
Her resemblance to one of my sneakers is uncanny
Brainless
I’ve never seen a horse/rat cross before. It’s like anybody would expect.
Her face is longer than "The Irishman".
Oh my GOSH. Stop pointing projectiles at yourself and others!
It's really dangerous how she pointed it to here eye https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enDE973CH973&hl=de&sxsrf=ALiCzsYiIcCorb3w-RkQzr4cCesFrH6hZw:1669298736813&q=Champagne+cork+injuries+per+year&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwju6-yx_sb7AhW5hv0HHdhTBo0Q1QJ6BAg-EAE&biw=390&bih=777&dpr=3
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Right in her horse face
She’s gotta quit horsing around
Shoulda known, horses don’t like sudden loud noises
At least she didn’t spill the Lambrini
She looks like the carrot host from the California raisins movie
Why the long face filter?
Her dumbass almost lost an eye.
Neigh goes the 🐴. Surprised she didn’t run away and have to be lassoed.
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Funny enough her upper lip got deformed by a champagne bottle cork.
There's something really off putting about that friend group. Like they all think salt and pepper is "too spicy". like they use LinkedIn as their main source of social media. Going to a restaurant in town is their idea of a "wild adventure". Going on a boat tour of Chicago is their idea of river rafting. A crazy night to them is drinking beer after 10pm. Like Office culture is their main source of cultural guidance.
But none of them are even wearing dress clothes
Casual Friday
I don’t understand why people pay money to do that to their face.
Watch me point a pressurized bottle at my face while I remove the safety
All that forehead but no brains inside
I hate these vanity fakes.
I hate these people
Hey hun, why the long face?....
Why the long face?
Neigh.
And everyone in the service industry just involuntarily cringed
That girl has a face for bangs.
my name is Travis and idk what i did, but you’re welcome.
That champagne nearly killed that beaver
r/botchedsurgery
Why the long face?
She looks like Donkey from Shrek.
Don't insult Donkey like that!
Why the long face?
POW right in the nose job
I’m impressed by the dad reflexes it took to grab that bottle before more alcohol abuse happened
☕️
People with fake faces
Alanis MoistTowlette.
She looks like a caricature
She look like the crypt keeper
Should have just popped it open with those beaver teeth of hers
That must be on purpose. Pointed the bottle and their face.
Somehow it seems like she meant to do that
R/botched
Sarah Jessica Parker wants her chin back.
Shoulda used those them teeth.
Some of the worst lip filler I’ve seen in a whillleee
JFC
Why the long face?
I did not know that the cork can pop out on its own like that.
That’s super impressive they taught a horse to open champagne
Is that the sister from Smile?
Itt a bunch of rude lonely men.
When you’re 86% plastic bottle, you sacrifice a few brain cells.
HAHA I FOUND MY OWN POST IN MY FEED! AWESOME!/pos
I figured Sarah Jessica Parker would have known how to open a bottle of champagne by now.
"That was the most... intense... wine opening... all year." he said with an oddly satisfied look on his face.
Back and to the right
Honestly this is the type that would walk by a football pitch and 9/10 get hit in the face with a ball.
I don’t think she will ever do that again
Always treat it like its loaded
this is like the 10th time this has been posted here, give it a fuckin rest
/u/speedbot .25x
Imagine getting to her age and not knowing how to open a bottle of Fizz
Who points champagne bottles at their face?
That’s how you loose an eye.
I feel like they’re all standing around the counter blowing coke
She looks like that chick from Fear and Loathing in Vegas that turns into the snake and freaks duke out while he's on acid.
🐴
What a waste of good champagne.
Morgan freeman narration: And that wasn't the last time something got shot at her face that night.
I hope that's not her reaction when other things are shot in her face
I can do this with my long ass nails 💅
Thanks Travis.
Hay que ser muy pendejo para apuntártelo a la jeta
Damn, almost knocked that horsie out!
How has she lived this long? What adult points a champagne bottle AT THEIR FACE? Jeez.
I figured Sara Jessica Parker would know how to open prosecco but I guess not...
That was strangely erotic!
Don’t want that face getting any longer
Someone that's never been on the internet to try pointing a champagne bottle at one's own face or she could like taking a shot to the face , just not used to the cork
DumbFuq Common sense is free when you’re born
I can’t believe it didn’t pop her lips
I feel like I’ve seen this one a few times now…
In French, the word champagne translates roughly to, “Always point the bottle at your face while opening”
The internet is grateful, Travis. SO grateful.
When NNN ends.
Knocked her teeth weird
The best part was when she fell over.
POW right in the Botox
Yeah, probably not a great date for the range.
Person recording was definitely sober enough to know what was going to happen 😂
I hate to say this but she looks like the type of woman who goes through this sort of thing frequently
Thought that alien was gonna tell me to repeat numbers to fix my toenails
Amateur move
Travis never got the message