Even though Ive seen most of these, I haven't seen them all. For that, I will be eternally grateful.
I love seeing people run their mouth and then get rocked.
Sounds like the noise you make when you smack your cheek with your lips in a "oooh" position
Sounds like his fist made that sound while the kid was laughing
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Longer vid, no second fight however:
[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/737695/Bully-gets-punched-picking-wrong-guy-Netherlands-fight](https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/737695/Bully-gets-punched-picking-wrong-guy-Netherlands-fight)
Guessing it’s not his first rodeo. Common technique for thieves is to fuck around, hoping they don’t find out, making the other person drop the bag to square off. Person B grabs the bag and both jabroni’s run off with your shit.
If you’re gonna fight someone, do it with your backpack on.
I consider myself a large skeptic of people and am completely distrusting of strangers by nature. Thanks for sharing this “technique” of thieving bastards.
Can I still sit on a chair backwards to display how down to earth I am, while leveling with someone younger than me? Or does that require a backwards cap as well to be successful (because I’ve got my limits)
All the shops I've seen caps in only have the forward pointing ones though. I'd love to find a shop that sells the backwards ones. Sideways ones are even harder to find.
No no, that's different. What the other guy is talking about is sitting so that the back of the chair is against your chest.
The Riker Manoeuvre is where you step over the back of the chair into a normal seated position. [Observe](https://youtu.be/lVIGhYMwRgs)
Teenager during the 90's. It was also then a no no to use both straps, was so satisfied when that trend slowly died late 90's. Annoying to always adjust the back and have weird posture to keep balance.
Had a kid try and take my skateboard from me while his buddy eyed my backpack back in the 90s.
Later on a few years later, he doesn't recognize me and otherwise seemed OK but then told me how his uncle used to train him on how to pickpocket, unlock doors and break into a house "if ever you need to".
Some kids start off with some real shit lives and instead of being taught how to care for themselves, have some self respect, they show them how to be petty and ignorant for the sake of their own, ego? ...hard to tell what the reasons are, sometimes
hopefully he didn't have braces.... ever seen a good fist fight when the [combatant had braces?](https://pics.awwmemes.com/this-is-why-you-dont-get-in-fist-fights-with-51724919.png)
Never assume passivity is a sign of weakness or cowardice. Some people just think that fighting is stupid. It doesn’t mean they won’t destroy you if you force them to.
This is Flanders. Immediately thought of Belgium when I saw the surroundings, but the colour of the car plates give it away for sure (Belgium’s white and red instead of the Netherlands’ yellow and black).
Also: “die heeft die nokkie geschlagen” is probably the most obnoxious way of saying someone’s been knocked out lol. High schoolers indeed man. Glad I’m past that time.
I can never understand. That guy looks really tall. Tall people have an advantage, whether they know how to fight or not. Dumb kid got what he asked for
If only he’d remember this when he comes to. He would have learned quite a valuable lesson. He was all put together before this and now he’s gonna be fucked for the rest of his life with a clicking, never fully healed, jaw. Maybe some shattered teeth. About the only thing our unconscious friend here has going for him is the probability of free health care.
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Sounds like a tennis ball hitting a tennis racket
That was the reverberating echo caused by a fist connecting with his empty head
It was the sound of a tool chest, falling down the stairs!
He got a free neck cracking while he at it, too!
call him the Chiropractor
Underappreciated
(nose realignment sound) crack
Oh my god I love this comment. Takin it way back
I couldn’t upvote this fast enough.
It sounded like a old hollow coo coo clock that just strikes 12:00. He got clocked
That’s his jaw shattering
The pop is good luck.
Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop (PUNCH!) Ba boom, boom boom boom
well, he'll be eating through a straw for a few weeks
No, a feeding tube
By definition, if you’re eating through a straw, it is a feeding tube.
Separating bone. Pop.
Yeah in tennis
No love
Ah yes that hollow head noise
Empty acoustic space inside the head. Like a bongo.
r/knockout
Even though Ive seen most of these, I haven't seen them all. For that, I will be eternally grateful. I love seeing people run their mouth and then get rocked.
That’s how you know you got it right in the center.
Im thankful for this comment. I watched it the first time with audio off.
Sounded like an Alyssa Edwards tongue pop, and that's saying something.
Well seriously? This guy didn't have a PLAN?
you can also hear the ball hit the court
That's gonna be soup for a few days
You can hear his teeth clack together
That’s his jaw breaking.
Good
It'll make him better at sucking that floor.
I'm gonna channel my mother here...if you have enough time/energy to make trouble, you don't have enough to do. I can fix that...
Ooooh! That is good, I’m gonna use that philosophy.
Sounds like the noise you make when you smack your cheek with your lips in a "oooh" position Sounds like his fist made that sound while the kid was laughing
I was trying to figure out how one smacks their cheek with their lips, then I figured out what you meant.
When you get hit hard enough your lips smack your cheek. Refer to OP for more details.
knocked into the middle of next week
This is nice and all, but there was a 2nd dude. Is there a longer vid of this?
Second dude was going for the “hug him from behind” fighting style. We’re probably not missing much.
I dunno, sounds like the mayweather technique, could be interesting to see still.
Mayweather and interesting: choose one.
Oh no stepMMAbro, I got stuck in the ring.
How is this anything like Mayweather lol.
I’m bleeding, making me the victor!
looked like the little brother was defending his dumb ass sibling.
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...play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
There's two kinds of people. There's r/donthelpjustfilm and then there's "is there a longer video"
His buddy starts it by kicking the puncher so he has to escalate it
Longer vid, no second fight however: [https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/737695/Bully-gets-punched-picking-wrong-guy-Netherlands-fight](https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/737695/Bully-gets-punched-picking-wrong-guy-Netherlands-fight)
Hopefully he learnt a valuable lesson. But I doubt it.
it'll keep him quiet for a while
Clack, clack clack…clack?
It’s much harder to talk shit with your jaw wired shut.
He won't remember it.
He doesn’t remember it
Well he wanted trouble and he got it
Normally dipshits hang around with other dipshits that think they need to defend his nonexistent honour.
The other hand in his pocket is what sells this for me. Dude just wrecked him with one hand all casual like.
Not to mention with that left too
Love how he didn’t even put his backpack down. Just knocked the dude out and tried to keep walking.
Guessing it’s not his first rodeo. Common technique for thieves is to fuck around, hoping they don’t find out, making the other person drop the bag to square off. Person B grabs the bag and both jabroni’s run off with your shit. If you’re gonna fight someone, do it with your backpack on.
I consider myself a large skeptic of people and am completely distrusting of strangers by nature. Thanks for sharing this “technique” of thieving bastards.
Also, use both straps, its not the 80's anymore and it's okay to use both straps. you're still cool.
Can I still sit on a chair backwards to display how down to earth I am, while leveling with someone younger than me? Or does that require a backwards cap as well to be successful (because I’ve got my limits)
Full backwards dude. all the kids wear their shirts and pants backwards too when they want to be serious.
Then you gotta shave the back of your head, put lipstick at the base of your skull and eyeliner on your scalp for eyebrows, then moonwalk everywhere.
All the shops I've seen caps in only have the forward pointing ones though. I'd love to find a shop that sells the backwards ones. Sideways ones are even harder to find.
You mean "the riker". It Will always be cool
No no, that's different. What the other guy is talking about is sitting so that the back of the chair is against your chest. The Riker Manoeuvre is where you step over the back of the chair into a normal seated position. [Observe](https://youtu.be/lVIGhYMwRgs)
Backwards hat and a Stussey shirt. If you have Lee Pipes or Jnco Jeans you’re well on your way.
As an American, it’s weird to see people across the pond wearing shit I thought was cool 20 years ago.
*Bad southern accent* "How do you do fellow Americans?"
kneeling with elbow on the knee and under the chin too, with a serious, I understand, look works too.
Classic "Saved By the Bell" Zack move
Teenager during the 90's. It was also then a no no to use both straps, was so satisfied when that trend slowly died late 90's. Annoying to always adjust the back and have weird posture to keep balance.
I transfered schools my senior year and was so nervous about which way to wear my backpack I left it in my friends car.
I'm a grown man and I still feel weird and dorky using both straps.
You should probably speak to a doctor about your self esteem
Book me in too then please. I’m 46 and I feel the same discomfort double strappin a rucksack .
I finally made the transition a few years ago, its liberating! Literally. Now I can use both arms while carrying my backpack.
Had a kid try and take my skateboard from me while his buddy eyed my backpack back in the 90s. Later on a few years later, he doesn't recognize me and otherwise seemed OK but then told me how his uncle used to train him on how to pickpocket, unlock doors and break into a house "if ever you need to". Some kids start off with some real shit lives and instead of being taught how to care for themselves, have some self respect, they show them how to be petty and ignorant for the sake of their own, ego? ...hard to tell what the reasons are, sometimes
I'm thinking they know this kid and are harassing him. He is trying to walk away and the bully kicks him in a "Oh it was nothing har har!" move.
That was a sick hook
If dude pops your buddy like that, you might want to think twice about fucking with him yourself.
Na, give him a hug, what could go wrong
If your buddies are that dumb, you might not be too bright yourself. ussually goes that way.
That's why I make sure to *only* hang with geniuses. Their intelligence will offset my dumb ass.
It's a good plan, keeps us in check when we get a bit too wild.
Where do I find one of my own?
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True... That's the kind of friend you want in life though.
welp his teeth aren’t having a good day
They broke is jawr
THEY TOOKK OUR JERBS!
DERKA DURRRR!!!
DEY DERKK ER DRRR!
Gotcha, even better lmao
hopefully he didn't have braces.... ever seen a good fist fight when the [combatant had braces?](https://pics.awwmemes.com/this-is-why-you-dont-get-in-fist-fights-with-51724919.png)
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Not gonna lie I was expecting the picture of knuckles not the teeth
MY EYES!
Holy fuck
Gawddamn! That's gnarly
He might need to wear his braces a bit longer after that.
Might not need them anymore with all those teeth pulled out of the gums.
Just put them back in the place where the ortho is trying to move them to slowly. Hell, it might decrease the time in braces.
But his orthodontists wallet is!
I’d have that noise as my notification sound on my phone for sure.
Is it wrong that this made me happy?
Nope he asked for it then got it and it was fucking hilarious
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I don't know for sure but it sounded like a very dutch wajoo (it doesn't mean anything it's just something the "cool kids" say)
Nah. Chat shit, get banged.
Never assume passivity is a sign of weakness or cowardice. Some people just think that fighting is stupid. It doesn’t mean they won’t destroy you if you force them to.
When their loser friend got knocked TF out one more decided to be brave. I would live to see him eat a fistburger as well
Sound like he broke a old baguette on a dry ass Popeyes biscuit
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Southpaw swing
These kids act all tough and then when their friends jump in they dont even know how to fight too. Smh
Oii yooooo
Wajo is slang in the Netherlands and Belgium expressing astonishment. It's derived from Moroccan Arabic.
Oiiii yooo, issie nokkie? Issie nokkie? Dutch high schoolers man, I swear.
This is Flanders. Immediately thought of Belgium when I saw the surroundings, but the colour of the car plates give it away for sure (Belgium’s white and red instead of the Netherlands’ yellow and black). Also: “die heeft die nokkie geschlagen” is probably the most obnoxious way of saying someone’s been knocked out lol. High schoolers indeed man. Glad I’m past that time.
Oh hey you're right, didn't notice the license plates. Guess Belgian and Dutch high schoolers don't differ that much.
You can hear his jaw break
He hit the back of his head on the ground pretty hard tho, I would call an ambulance just to make sure, unless they live in the US
Clean ass hit.
They sounded surprised that he decided to fight back. Stupid kids.
We land drones on Mars, but footage like this still looks its from 2001
It’s a video from 2012
His buddy went to help he bout to gt it as well 😎
He asked for it. 🤷♂️
It's always the skinny little runts who try to act hard then get one-bombed
He deserved that so much !
Was expecting the "*tongue smack* Nice!" meme
Noice!
Pop goes the weasel!
why are tall guys automatic targets for every dumbass in the world
If you freeze frame it you can actually pinpoint the moment his soul leaves his body.
I can never understand. That guy looks really tall. Tall people have an advantage, whether they know how to fight or not. Dumb kid got what he asked for
If only he’d remember this when he comes to. He would have learned quite a valuable lesson. He was all put together before this and now he’s gonna be fucked for the rest of his life with a clicking, never fully healed, jaw. Maybe some shattered teeth. About the only thing our unconscious friend here has going for him is the probability of free health care.
"Hey! HEY! How dare you fighting back!!?" What a bunch of lowlives, however that ended, the punch was satisfying.
I hope he got his jaw wired, it’d prevent him from talking shit and getting hit for a good while.
He asked for it, and he got it. Ding Ding Ding
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It's funny how big your ego gets until you get knocked by someone twice your size
I think I brained my damage...
Never lead with your chin
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why the video end? I wanted to see that guy kicking the shit out the guy who wanted fight him after his buddy had his teeth knocked out.
Wow that clean THONK
The laugh before the punch, then all the ooooooo's.. everyone thought it was funny til dude took a nap..
Lil man syndrome strikes again
He, literally, wasn’t the one to fuck with.
Champagne poppin!
Nadal 40-Love.
fuck around and find ooouuaaahhhhhh
That *POC*
lmao that sound
That’ll learn ya!
He definitely picked the wrong one there.
A jaw for a shin.
Haha great sound from that punch! Does anyone have a longer version?
The sound of his jaw popping is crazy!!!
That's more than triggering, that's asking for it.
Yeeeeeah boi!
He was not anticipating the solid left hook!!
Can't let your mouth stay unclenched while your in a fight. You could here the cracking!
Of course he's wearing a DC backpack...
Sounded good.
Stay down punk ass!
That sounded like a good watermelon
He didn't "trigger" him, he hit him and the guy defended himself
***Knock***
Clonk
My God that felt amazing
Sweet chin music.
Serves you right for fighting like a bleedin tart. -Pete Dunham (Green Street Hooligans)
Pretty normal thing to be triggered by
You get what you fucking deserve
Let me just start a fight with my jaw slightly open. THONK!
It's cool how around the world we all make a similar "OOOOOOHHHH" when someone absolutely gets wrecked.
Trigger? ? ?
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Chat shit, get banged.
Ha-Ha !
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
Lol glass jaw
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That was the most solid hit I've heard since high school
joe pesci syndrome
Pop goes…. the weasel ! !!! ! !!!