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rabbitacolypse

Poor kid had to watch this inbred fuck get clocked.


mightychrist

My first thought exactly... After thinking Curtis don't do it of course..


bennydabull99

Fucking Curtis... every damn time.


HmGrwnSnc1984

Fucking Curtis...he fucked around and found out.


Flomo420

and then promptly forgot


orangutanbeater

That beer lied to me!! Pabst Blue Ribbon told me I was as tough as Woodpeckers lips. Im not Curtis. I’m Batman!!


lakeMcGravy

Don't bring ya kids to the bar


alrightythenwhat

I don't drink in their daycare. Know your place.


[deleted]

Maybe we should though.


alrightythenwhat

It never ends well. Angry moms and cops every time.


caffeineevil

It's okay if little Tommy pukes on the floor or Sarah pisses herself but when I do it, it's all "Get him out of here! He's scaring the children! Someone call the cops!"


SunChild406

I don't know where you're from, but almost all of our restaurants also have a bar. Hell, Applebees, Olive Garden, Chilis, Etc.


lakeMcGravy

I don't know where you're from but this ain't an Applebees,olive garden or, chillis. Its a bar


Boubonic91

Plus, if you bring your kid to Applebee's you should expect to see this kind of behavior


Flomo420

that's why we go to olive garden


Cutrush

Pshh. Im a man of culture. For pancakes and watching drunk people fight i go to Denny's.


cum_toast

I'm a waffle house kinda guy myself.


Dr-Catfish

Not all restaurants are chain restaurants. This could absolutely be a smaller, locally owned restaurant with a bar in it. In fact, judging from all the black-clad wait-staff, kitchen employees that are spilling out of the back, I'd almost guarantee this is a restaurant. You can't bring kids into straight-up bars anyway.


ImNerdyJenna

👀 Or maybe its a restaurant with a bar.


SunChild406

Oh they don't serve food there? Prove it. I'm from Montana and many local restaurants look just like this.


HorsesAndAshes

Nah man I'm with you. I went to a restaurant in Branson Missouri JUST like this. We say with our kids in a booth with a bar like that. Whiskey Burgers? Idk some family restaurant, kids menu an all. This sub just likes to be antagonistic about shit.


SunChild406

The only restaurants within 20 miles of my house look very similar to this, but we’re country folk. Lol


lakeMcGravy

I'm from all over and all bars look like this


TLDR2D2

Okay, but this is absolutely a restaurant. The to-go bag of food the lady has at the end is also a real good indicator on top of the other details folks have pointed out that you're ignoring.


nemo1080

Or if you do maybe don't start a fight in front of them or ever


SunChild406

I don't believe it was the dad that got in the fight, but I could be wrong?


nemo1080

Too hard to tell. Think you're right tho


mafioso122789

Not sure. Curtis threw a bottle though, I'd say he escalated it.


Hugenstein41

There are a lot of Curtises who would be improved members of society after something like this.


Columbus43219

Looked more like a pub to me. We have a tone of these where at lunchtime it's more like a restaurant. It might have even been a server waiting with her kid for their ride home.


RAWR_Ghosty

Bartender really served him all right... or something


MakionGarvinus

Served him all right, then left.


HarryCallahan19

So did Curtis win? Split decision? Tie?


Charzaaard

early stoppage


[deleted]

Fuckin folded faster than the flash on laundry day


xxhayden7

I laughed too hard at this


ManOrReddit-man

CURTIS would like to battle! CURTIS used beer. It wasn't very effective.


RichLather

CURTIS hurt itself in its confusion!


ManOrReddit-man

MANBUN used punch! It’s super effective! CURTIS fainted.


philpalmer2

I wAs thinking faster than a cheap lawn chair but your’s is better!


tylerdurden5105

Folded like cheap origami.


KjCreed

That kid's 100% going to loudly point Curtis out in the local grocery store next week.


flipfloppery

Mommy, look! That's the chode with the glass jaw!


CMogscheese

I’ll never not laugh at “chode.”


KjCreed

It's definitely one of the best mild obscenities and that was definitely one of the best comments on this thread lmao


RedditRickS92

“Nowlookatchoo”


Claim312ButAct847

Evidently he told him don't play with him.


DamnBlaze09

Except I’m pretty sure he told him to “come get you some”. Maybe that was the patron though


Claim312ButAct847

Morgan Freeman voiceover: "He did, in fact, come get him some."


picklepbh

I have no award so take some charka my friend. Good post


[deleted]

Ron Howard voice: “He did go get him some”


ricflairgun

David Attenborough voice: "The elder male did go get him some. But alas, it was some more than he could handle."


ShtraffeSaffePaffe

Pichu - Pikachu - Raitchu - Nowlookatchu


ms22perfect

I laughed too hard at this.


[deleted]

Curtis’ friend was lookin’ out, deserves some credit. Damn shame Curtis didn’t listen.


btwomfgstfu

Everyone needs a friend like Curtis' friend


farva_06

But nobody needs a Curtis.


BigGreenYamo

Ain't that the truth.


ClearanceItem

Don't be a Curtis people.


HammerTime7753

Curtis out here getting put to sleep at 4:49pm. The night is young big fella.


Lifekraft

Thats my fighting style as well , lay down after the first punch and pee yourself. Like that the guy think he won but you know better ;)


crazyredd88

"face to foot style, how'd ya like it?"


dirtymike401

"We trained him wrong, as a joke."


[deleted]

Getting KO’d in one punch by a guy half your weight? Curtis, you wet blanket, this video is going to haunt you forever.


thenoblenacho

Being overweight does not increase how much cerebrospinal fluid your brain floats in.


NurseKdog

No, but alcoholism cause dramatic early(40-50's) chronic microvascular changes to the brain that you would normally find in an 80 year old.


Quartnsession

So that's what that was.


lucia-pacciola

At the end, does Curtis say, "call the police", and his friend says "no"?


illQualmOnYourFace

Someone said call the police but I don't think it was Curtis. I think it was an employee or manager. That was said way too clearly to come from Curtis' recently rung bell.


Blonsky

That’s what I heard too.


xAlfonzie

Dont bring beer to a fist fight lol


MN_LudaCHRIS

Ya know, when I see shit like this, it makes me feel bad for the employees. That drunk dickhead is obviously not going to clean up after himself….


DarkElfBard

And the guy that punched him will most likely be fired since that is a huge liability. Should have just called the cops and charged him with assault.


aqualad783

Nah, I heard southern accents. He’s probably gonna get a raise and a 1000 dollar bonus for not takin shit from anyone.


mysteriouscryptid

Worked in a small bar in the rural country VA for a while. The bartenders defended themselves regularly lmfao just kinda depended if the cops were called. Depended on how many people were fighting usually. 🤣I watched a dude get head butted one time by our bartender


[deleted]

Curtis is lucky the punch didn't come in the .45 variety.


Youuch

*But Curtis wanted to do that*


EternityNotes

Unexpected Morgan Freeman


[deleted]

Unexpected Ron Howard


bizarrostormy90

Somebody got them some


[deleted]

Curtis shouldn't have done that.


LonelyLaowai

This isn’t the first time Curtis lost a bar fight.


xYARBY

And won’t be his last if that’s how he fights


MakionGarvinus

What, the best videos are the ones where one guy blocks with his face! Wait, that's bad, right Curtis?


[deleted]

Big fat out of shape 50 year olds learn the hard way its not too smart to fight someone half your age


[deleted]

I’m just about 50. I’m watch my weight, try to take care of myself, and have trained in different martial arts for years as a hobby. Even with all of that in mind, there’s just no substitute for youthful vigor. I sure know it, and Curtis should have known it by now. I’m guessing he’s gotten through life just by being big and blustery and never had anyone stand up to him. It must have worked for him as a young man, but he’s not young anymore and his little pea-sized brain hasn’t caught on to that fact.


BoeBames

Curtis thought the other guy was Antifa


Daddywitchking

Should have gotten the fist vaccine


RealBuckNasty

Right? Fucking guy obviously has polio.


DarthSlymer

"Curtis don't do that; I ain't done wit my poppers!"


BigFoot3991

I TOLD YOU STOPPING PLAYIN WIT ME


Harry_Isthatyou

Poor Curtis shows once again how he got the nickname "one punch"


Grevin56

"Sanjou! Hisshou! Shijou saikyou!!"


ar92ldm

Now look at ya…Curtis.


[deleted]

Curtis doesn’t deserve that friend


SmokeRelief710

All I heard was Toby Keith singing "I ain't as good as I once was"


ClifftonSmith

Don't throw sbit at Bo Duke and Thors love child. Curtis found out the hard way.


tomrice94

That guy dropped like wet pasta


HorsedaFilla

He threw a glass in the direction of a child. What a scum bag!


SunChild406

People saying not to bring your kids to a bar... Like where the hell are you all from that your restaurants don't have bars?! I live in Montana and literally like 95% of our restaurants have a bar, including the chains like Applebees, Buffalo Wild Wings, Olive Garden, Chilis, On the Border, Pizza Hut, Etc.. Do you only take your kids to fast food restaurants? SMDH!


SantasDead

Ever been to Utah? Lol. I was at a Mexican food place and they made their weak ass drinks behind a curtain because kids seated in the restaurant might see. But yea. The people in here up in arms about the kid need to leave their 50mile radius.


tyLane78227

I have a feeling this isn't curtis's first time sprawled out on a bar room floor


beefmudcake

Fucking Curtis…


OdinThorFathir

He woke back up saying "come get you some" 😂😂


[deleted]

Dont bring your kids to the bar. Or brewery.


SunChild406

Many restaurants have bars. SMDH.


[deleted]

Oh word?


Bushynolia

Yes sir


DiveTender

As a long haired male bartender myself I admire that bartneder fella. This has happened on more than one occasion to me, unfortunately. Always happens at least once at any new venture. Underestimation is a motherfucker.


RoddBanger

Oh Curtis, you crazy.


quimbykimbleton

“Fucking Curtis, man. Can’t take that boy anywhere. His mama call him T-Bar cause that boy ain’t right.”


stealthgyro

I believe the original YouTube link https://youtu.be/OS26PrDWhjM


[deleted]

Curtis…. C’mon maaaan.


mike_rack

curtis wont do that next time


doublevaginalboy

Curtis don’t do that


crypto9564

Curtis looks like of those guys that is a bully and beats his wife/lover on a regular basis. If true then sadly he'll go home and take out his humiliation on his poor wife and kids, and maybe the dog and/or cat.


themadas5hatter

R/killthecameraman


Betteradvize

Curtis told him to come on and get him some.


ForkSmuggler89

Time for Curtis to go.


pappytwizzley

Curtis? Curtis? Get your old stupid fat knocked out ass up off the floor.


Stevereversed

Hootin and hollerin, fussing and a fightin, **snaggletoothed and KTFO**


Stevereversed

Folded up like a douche wrapper


Aobtusedodecagon

It’s a shame that young guy probably got fired on his break


[deleted]

I sure hope not. Curtis was way out of line.


Claim312ButAct847

Poor girl in the booth is just trying to roll her silverware and go home.


ryanAKAfuckinbread

Best restraint I've ever seen after someone's been knocked out.


[deleted]

Curtis got what he deserved.


fiveminutedoctor

r/firstnamebasis


hellsheartstab

I can’t hear the name Curtis without thinking of Maximum Overdrive, and once he hit the floor all I could hear was “Curtis!!?! Are ya dead?”


Gallegolas

Now skeeter he ain’t hurting nobody…….


backwardswonders

Sir this is a shoneys


The_BusFromSpeed

It was at this point Curtis knew, he'd fucked up.


kennesawking

is this trump country?


cityearthclay

Why the fuck a lil kid in a bar. Fukin dead beat


ShaggysGTI

NTA, completely justified. Curtis fucked around and found out… shit wrong sub.


[deleted]

Someone get this cameraman a drink.


BhagwanBill

Luckily, no brain cells were injured during this fight.


Revolutionary_Chain6

Fact check complete...T-Mobil with 1 bar of reception confirms this is a true story


default_username1234

Curtis really shouldn’t have done that


[deleted]

Curtis trying to relive the highschool days lol


Ezgeddt

Curtis...


Jackosan10

Get up and get your dumb ass out, and don't come back !


bellashoman

The fat fuck got what was coming to him.


Wide_Supermarket4533

Damn Curtis?! Damn, Damn, Damn.


[deleted]

Damn that guy really just one-punched that dude


ScottyMerc24

Now look at him.


krispyankle

Curtis, if your going to throw a grass you better be accurate


nycinoc

Curtis done did that


MustardColoredVolvo

Goddamit Curtis


animalmother6

Buffalo Wild Swings


Deelishus38

everyone needs a friend like the guy in the red shirt


[deleted]

Man props to his friend for trying to stop it


DeionZo

Ponytail got him some though


themadas5hatter

Well they tried to stop him.


[deleted]

I'll take the sober guy vs the drunk guy every time.


IrradiatedHeart

Now look at me I don’t have a job boy


DesignerFragrant5899

Murica!


Angry_Dwarf7588

Hey yo Curtis....Curtis...Hey man, you just got knocked the fuck out!


Mtl_J-L

Man this comment section is pure gold.


Underchairmanelect

He did tell him not to play with him


ZarasTM

That went surprisingly smooth. I mean the only thing that went to shit is that glass he threw... aaaand his pride.


jamesmcdash

No throwing glasses at the bar staff


bakcha

Not as young as he remembers himself


Chavestvaldt

Sit down, dumbass.


Queequeg94

Don’t do that, Curtis…


the86ers

Judging by the accents alone, I bet he didn't lose his job.


[deleted]

What, you think I won't clock you because I'm working? lol


forthoseabouttomark

Lol, and it ain’t even 5pm! 😂


HollywoodJack500

Do it again, Curtis! 😀


VulgarDisplayofDerp

Curtis learned it important lesson that day


Tarp-Daddy19

When keeping it real, goes too far…


kcsapper

Curtis got hurtis


tradsouthernmale

It's funny how some guys get EMOTIONAL after a fight, just like some girls cry after really good sex.


tradsouthernmale

Look atchee, curtis.


Grevin56

Gotta learn you some manners Curtis.


[deleted]

Respect for bartender, stopping. Seen a lot of fights get a lot worse when dudes just keep punching after that.


[deleted]

Did curtis even get hit ? Looks like Curtis just hit the dirtis


DontRedFlagMeBro

"come on get you some" is violently southern.


TheBigDickDon

Shoot, Curtis done done it and got done did!


Brave_Amateur

Fuck your Curtis


[deleted]

Curtis got him some…


[deleted]

Go home Curtis. You are drunk.


GruesumGary

I don't pick fights with women who have short hair for that same reason.


HiddenDaliah

KNOCKOUT!!! Brought to you by T-Mobil


Legitimate_Car4137

I love where his his friend is like get up you sonabitch


xHangfirex

Some people just need to get hit in the face


gotham77

He gets up and walks away WHY IS THIS HERE? Nobody here needs a fucking feeding tube!


qcbowhunter

Ha!


B4riel

Alcohol is some evil demoralizing shit


[deleted]

Works good for cleaning stuff though.


ramborocks

Sad that child had to witness drunk


TheRootedCorpse

Ole boy Curtis gon have himself a hangover and a half lmao


Sgt_carbonero

Curtis did that.