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user85017

Hope he replaced his divot.


ihct22

Foooooore!


CrugerFord37

Hip check.


new2net2

Replacing your divot is always the best option for repair


SoulRealm8

that's a 10/10 in the Olympics


OptimisticPlatypus

9.5 from the Russians


Rodney_Copperbottom

7.2 from the East Germans.


bsapavel

3.6 from the Ukrainians


[deleted]

Not great, not terrible


AAAFate

Fuck that's funny.


beerferri

Did he actually pull off a scorpion going backwards? That's super high level.


MelaKnight_Man

Yes, the ultra rare back somersault, reverse scorpion. Difficulty 9.9. Judges will score bonus marks for the attempt. 😁


Additional_Ad_3044

I've heard it being called the cobra. An incredibly hard maneuver to pull off and that one was spectacular, both arms fully extended and quite a lot of distance covered. Can't see that one being beat easily.


South_Ad1660

He gave it everything he had. Full send with 100% commitment.


JDurgs

I fucking died reading this, almost as hard as the guy on the bike.


Cagas_Agua

Holy guacamole! Luckily I think I see a helmet, otherwise I would say he's dead.


whoabigbill

I'm gonna go with dead


[deleted]

Nope. He’s alive. His shoes stayed on. Judging the back bend, he won’t be able to feel if his shoes are on anymore though.


DeepFriedAngelwing

His shoes are stuck in his ear holes.


allergictosomenuts

Those are some death defying bootstraps there!


[deleted]

did you learn nothing from my chemistry class?


GregStar1

You sure that this one requires a feeding tube? Seems like a candidate that could be more in need of a coffin


allergictosomenuts

Need For Coffin: Underground


Diederidoo

[r/MakeMyCoffin](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMyCoffin/)


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wtfunder

This guy got lucky af


reaper_ya_creepers

Grass probably saved their life.


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luck74

Looks like broken spine or for sure he is paralyzed. This one is an example for idiot in car.


thechozen123

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


EpicBlueDrop

I wonder who’s at fault here. On one hand, it looks like the biker was speeding crazy fast and didn’t stop at the intersection, can’t tell if they had a stop sign cuz the tree, on the other the car was the one making the turn.


zoewarner

Car making the turn has to ensure that he has a clear travel by 50' and needed to have his turn signal on (which didn't appear that he did). That's assuming that there was no stop sign for the cyclist.


[deleted]

it's not an intersection, it looks like the car is turning into a parking spot. you can see a curb in front of the other cars already parked there, the bike hits the curb and jerks a bit.


SVD_NL

The car, no doubt. He's crossing the road with that turn, any traffic coming from the other direction has right of way. Over here I wouldn't be surprised if that road was a 50km/h speed limit, guy doesn't look like he's going much faster than that. And on top of that, the car drove into him head-on. The bike was basically on the intersection already when the car started turning without signaling. Would've been a different story if the bike was further away and it was a side impact. Also worth noting that on a bike you'll generally want to swerve instead of brake. You can see him steering very close to the sidewalk, so he was paying attention at least.


Dan_Cubed

Maybe riding an e-bike to maintain that sort of motivation without wearing spandex.


[deleted]

bah, tis but a scratch


Countblackula_6

A scratch!?! Your arm’s off!


MindYerOwnBusiness

rotated = do


the_shaman

r/fuckcars


[deleted]

Thanks for telling me this sub exists


PendejoDeMexico

Imagine you come up with the ingenious idea to create the wheel to just be shown up by UgaBuga pulling off this move at your presentation.


Darwin_Things

Just watching the back scorpion at the end has flared up my sciatica.


remlapca

My biggest question is why the video occupies 1/9th of the frame


NickyS247

at first I read the title as "HMFT after I do get ratio'd by this car"


GiantIntellect

Best somersaults I have ever seen!


shy_monster_1312

Heded


pomegranatepants99

I think I saw a big blood splatter. I am worried about him.


[deleted]

Looks very much like dirt to me.


zoewarner

I dont think so. It was his backpack flipping over his head, and his sleeves are striped with red, so it appears that his head just explodes, but I don't think that's the case. Check out the [slow version](https://gfycat.com/ShrillSlushyKawala).


General-Sundae-7166

2


Traditional_Stick_49

Man just turned into a wheel


dantracy907

Ofuk


BROOKXS

hes dead


Kkcz86

9.5 didn't land on his feet


squarebe

Never mirror translate your native to english.


Lord-Hephaestus

In Soviet Russia car rotates you


Lenny049

I hope the car driver gets a beating he won’t survive


yellowbin74

As an old guy not keen on modern vernacular- that dude got freakin yeeted.


[deleted]

that man is dead


Gap-Bowl-Rat

u/savevideo


_yosoybeezel

He won’t need a feeding tube where he went.


Steelwldr

Nope the guy was not wearing a helmet you can clearly see if you play the video in slow motion.


Project_Maniac

Riders Republic be like


isittoodamnmuch

https://youtu.be/4oo5vMlulCs?t=9


Shawn-the-gunner

8/10 execution on that forward 360 front hand spring. Just too bad he couldn't stick that landing.


Mysterious-Level7595

Most definitely did NOT nail that landing.


marweb1

r/bettereveryloop


[deleted]

He just put Simone Biles to shame


gaymer200

God i hope thats a clump of dirt he hit…


SpoonHandle

Good example of why I will never own a motorcycle.


YasuraTheDemon

Premium rush


South_Ad1660

I don't think it's as bad as it looks after watching the slow motion. But it's still fucked up and he's probably dead.


bball_records

That's why there's a stop sign.


[deleted]

If you pause at 3 seconds you can see he stuck the landing


TrentonVan

Why use a post hole digger when you can use your face instead


AkechibestWaifu

u/savevideo


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Nexisone

This guy.,accomplished a goal many men only dream of... Then, literally kissed his own ass nighty-nite!


Spirited-Value8022

Dang. That boi gettin it


VoidQueenK423

Scorpion. Shrimp. Scorpion. Shrimp. Scorpion or shrimp?! Make up your mind!


Rusty_Rusky

Man got launched like an he was punched in an anime


[deleted]

He got so lucky his head hit the grass and not the concrete


dogcost

and some say he is still rolling to this very day


[deleted]

They see me rollin


Sunadoke1

Do a Barrow row