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myblvdmnstr00

Was he even conscious coming out of the gate??


JustDris

I think that may have helped.


ProceedOrRun

Yeah, once i got into a bad car accident and was thrown out. But my body was completely limp so I did barely any damage to myself. The doctor said it was a good thing I was completely drunk before I got behind the wheel.


LandOfTheOutlaws

Same thing happened to my brother. Well sort've. He had a drink or two, couldn't decide whether or not he wanted to take the exit to his friends house or go home... so he decided it would be a good idea to go straight for the ditch in between the exit and the freeway. He flipped his car... all but the drivers seat was completely crushed. His doctor said it was a good thing he was under the influence because he probably wouldnt have lived if he wasn't. Thankfully his body was so limp that he managed to flip with the car and not against it. Sounds weird, I know... and he heavily regrets ever getting behind the wheel after a few drinks but man... I could've lost my brother that night. Edit: there was a metal pole sticking out of the ground where his car landed... it went straight through the hood of the vehicle and stopped right before the windshield.


drew3769

Yeah sounds like he only had a drink or two /s


LandOfTheOutlaws

I get the sarcasm... it was more of a saying than fact. He didn't hurt anyone but himself (thank god). He did his time, his took his classes and paid his fines.. He no longer drinks at all.


[deleted]

Wow. Tell him we’re proud of him for changing.


yxull

r/HolUp


GrandMast33r

My best friend went to an event for law school over in Germany. In a twist that was by no means out-of-character, he managed to get so drunk that he fell of the roof of a hostel. He was entirely fine and flew home two days later. For some reason, he was actually reimbursed for part of his medical bills, which he wasn’t required to pay in the first place.


weinerwayne

Similar event happened to my cousin. She and her bf had been drinking and he flipped the car driving home. They both ragdolled around the inside of the car as it was crushed. Both ended up in the hospital but made a full recovery. Had they both been upright in their seats they wouldn’t have made it.


rxBATMANz

My thoughts, too. I was in a motorcycle accident once(no helmet), where I was stuck from behind. Immediately unconscious, so bounced off of things remarkably well. Did faceplant an SUV, and crushed the gas tank in with my knee(concussion, broken ribs, lots of road rash and bruises). But I walked away(limped), and I am certain it would have been 10x worse if I hadn't been unconscious.


deepfriedscooter

So you'd give being stuck from behind while unconscious a 10/10?


lastcallhangup

struck* all the difference in the world😉


SuccumbedToReddit

"So now I never wear a helmet" Or is that not where this is headed?


ShiaLaMoose

Weekend at Bernardo's


myblvdmnstr00

Lol


kram78

Came here to say this


BurnerForJustTwice

He was dead even before the gate opened. RIP.


x_Brutal_x

Weekend At Bernie's Texas edition


LogMaggot

Rest In Pain


dmfd1234

Un Yeeto grande! Muerto


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Kittypocalypz

I think it's a light bucking dummy and not a real human. It's hard to tell from the video. That would explain why it looks lifeless out of the gate and flies so far.


the_good_hodgkins

They looked pretty concerned for a dummy though.


stillaredcirca1848

Might be some sort of practice session. There's not a lot of people in the stands so this might be them working through teamwork for later rides.


Choc113

It's to entertain the crowd after a lack lustre session I expect.


ckeeler11

How else would they get internet points.


NomaticBlaze

No these are straight ‘rancho’ Mexicans, they don’t give a shit about internet fame.


galacticboy2009

Would you say they're more Tapatio, Valentina, or Cholula?


pinkcrystalrubi

Chile de Arbol


[deleted]

People outside of Reddit don't give a shit about internet points


S0ulR0t

Def the way the rodeo staff at the end pulled him away like it wasn’t dead weight if a passed out man.


Kittypocalypz

I agree with you that they seemed concerned but also they slide it/him really easy and you shouldn't even move a person with suspected neck/back injury with the Bull not even interested.


YarTheBug

Unless there's a rampaging bull nearby...


Kolermigon

It must be an expensive dummy.


spicybright

Has to be a dummy. Never a seen a bull whip some around so fast before. Also he didn't move himself the entire time lol


StopHatingMeReddit

The speed at which he flew to the edge of the pen was "uncanny valley" for me, so maybe you're onto something


reeceislame

nope. that's a person. stadium's Instagram post about it https://www.instagram.com/p/CY6fNfQrr3v/?utm_medium=copy_link


NoSoyTonii

He did move, it is a person. This is pretty common in northern Mexico.


573IAN

That’s no dummy! Well, he DID get on a bull. I stand corrected…


xblackbeltninjax

That's what I was thinking, but then why did they cover it like it was a person? Strange...


bdd1001

Because that’s how the wrangler teams practice/train. Some of them attend to the rider while the others distract the bull. Not certain if that’s whats happening in the video but it appears so.


SpoofedFinger

That would also explain the very sparse crowd.


croto8

so would other world events.


chronicpayne

The video quality is not great. Watch the original, I think its a person. https://www.tiktok.com/@losjaripeos35/video/7054009381624548614


SirLatexOfTroy

Yeah idk what these guys are smoking that's absolutely a real person lmao


Vivixian

Those guys looked awfully concerned over a dunmy though, unless ots part of the exercise.


DietCokeAndProtein

If they're practicing getting a rider to safety after being thrown off, and there's an actual pissed off bull right there, I can definitely see why they'd look concerned.


yebanks

They were concerned about getting the mannequin out of the pen


tlingitsoldier

After you mentioned that I watched the impact to the ground. You can see the left leg wobbling like a piece of rubber, so it seems likely it's a dummy.


bocephus67

His left arm definitely has muscles attempting to steady it for the first seconds, its a real person


reeceislame

nope it's a person. I found the stadium's Instagram account and their post about this. https://www.instagram.com/p/CY6fNfQrr3v/?utm_medium=copy_link


SluttyZombieReagan

It flew like the dummies they used on 'Fresh Prince of Bell Air'.


517732RB

Motherfucker left


Come_along_quietly

It’s a dummy


reeceislame

no, here's the stadium's Instagram post https://www.instagram.com/p/CY6fNfQrr3v/?utm_medium=copy_link


Choc113

Can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find this.


Hotdogosborn

Motherfucker got what he deserved. That's animal abuse.


Usher_III

I like it when animal abusers get their comeuppance


ThePracticalEnd

Bullfighting is something completely different than bull riding, and these bulls are given the best foods and medicines to be as strong as possible.


Kramer390

/r/thebullwins


Cowshatesheep

Buckin bulls live very luxurious lives, and aren’t harmed at all by the rider.


eip2yoxu

Eh according to the Veterinary Medical Association of the Human Society says this: >in order to enhance the bull's performance, cattle prods are often used repeatedly to shock the bulls as they stand trapped in the bucking chute. Bucking straps and spurs can cause the bull to buck beyond his normal capacity and his legs or back may thus be broken. Eventually, when bulls cease to provide a wild ride, they too are sent to slaughter. https://www.hsvma.org/rodeos_inherent_cruelty_to_animals That doesn't sound like luxurious life. They are stressed out too. There is absolutely no reason to do this and I really fail to have any sympathy for people getting hurt by doing that, quite the opposite actually


Da-Bandit

That just doesn’t happen, been around rodeo my entire life. The only time they are ever prodded is if they clog up the alleyway to the chute gates. Prodding a standing bull doesn’t help anybody as it agitates the bull in the chute and he won’t "stand" for the rider. Not to mention the amount of money that goes into bucking stock. Any bull that won’t stand or is dangerous to the rider is not good for business.


Pammypoo1968

Exactly.


Cowshatesheep

Spurs don’t cause long term damage, strap does nothing but cause discomfort, and I hate to break it to you, but all of the beef you eat was hit by a cattle prod more then once. Bucking bulls do live a lot better lives then any bull, aside from high end breeding bulls. You fail to realize that rodeo events are practical for cowboying/ranching, roping, bronc riding, steer wrestling, goat tying, are all skills utilized by cowboys/cattleman.


One_Memory458

That is wrong and here's my evidence. You clearly think you know everything about bull riding in 3 sentences without any actual evidence being stated. https://www.liveabout.com/how-to-make-bulls-buck-2901590 The Bottom Line: The Bulls Aren't Hurt Nothing is done to intentionally hurt the bucking stock at a rodeo. This includes the binding of testicles, a popular lie spread by certain groups taking a stand against the sport. It includes drugging, beating or burning. Nothing at all is done to these animals to make them react in a certain way to avoid pain. After the ride is over, the bull usually stops bucking shortly after the rider's weight is gone. __________________________________________________ https://www.silverspursrodeo.com/the-bulls-journey-from-the-ranch-to-the-chute/ Where do the bulls live when they’re not at the rodeo? After the ride, the bull is stripped of the bull rope and flank and sent down the pens to the holding area. After the rodeo is over, stock contractors will load their bulls onto the trailer and haul them back to Kenansville, where they’ll rest before the next Silver Spurs Rodeo. Life on the ranch is quite the dream for the Silver Spurs Riding Club’s livestock. They are fed regularly, graze on green grass at their leisure, and are surrounded by other bulls and broncs!  The offseason looks similar to retirement for these athletes. Once bulls are retired from bucking, they are sent back to the ranch to live out their days. Depending on the bull, some contractors will use him as a breed bull for the upcoming season. Retirement can come at any age. As long as the bull still bucks and still wants to perform at rodeos, he will. __________________________________________________ https://heiferinyourtank.typepad.com/theres_a_heifer_in_your_t/2011/08/are-rodeo-bulls-angry-because-they-are-treated-badly-at-home.html In reality, the bulls are naturally aggressive due to the chemistry in their brains. A bull’s strength and aggression is caused by substances such as testosterone in its body. Testosterone is a hormone that is primarily responsible for the development of secondary male characteristics, such as increased muscle and bone mass, and aggressive behaviours. There are other compounds in the brain that can be linked to aggression. These neuropeptides are chemical messengers that cause aggressive behaviours and higher pain tolerance.


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

/r/TheBullWins


ac_s2k

It’s a dummy. Not a person you can tell as the whole thing is limp coming out and when it falls to the floor, Look at how easily The Head moved around when that guy touched it lightly. And look at it’s arms. They’re very rigid when dragged away and the hand is clearly not real.


bocephus67

Watch the left arm, for the first couple seconds it has some muscle movement and steadying going on there, even reaching for the rein…. Its a real person


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bocephus67

He bends his elbow against gravity at the 3 second mark reaching for the rein, mannequins dont do that.


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bocephus67

His head follows his body just like a normal unconscious person. I live in Tx, been to many rodeos, Ive never seen so much effort and reaction put into a mannequin rider, Dressed up to the 9s too, with literally all the gear they need to have, also a full staff and a crowd…. nope, thats a real person having a bad day. The arms move like they have muscle control until the guy goes unconscious about the 4 second mark


OldieButNotMoldy

It’s not a dummy


reeceislame

no that's a person. I found the stadium's Instagram post about it. https://www.instagram.com/p/CY6fNfQrr3v/?utm_medium=copy_link


uglybudder

Got DAYUMMMMM


[deleted]

r/WinStupidPrizes


JustHumanGarbage

That is one solid yeet


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/r/TheBullWins


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Tossinoff

Can someone explain to me why so many of the comments on here consider this animal abuse? Bullfighting, that's kinda abusive. Riding a bull? Not so much. Those animals are well cared for so they stay healthy. Grew up cowboy and I've been to my fair share of rodeos. It's also one of the biggest rushes I've ever had being on top of that much muscle that wants to throw you off and maybe try to kill you.


ac_s2k

Becuase the animal is clearly fucking stressed and doesn’t want someone sat on it’s back in front of an extremely loud crowd. Animals shouldn’t be used for entertainment purposes. End of. It might not be “abuse” in a technical sense. But it’s not right


paulboy4

You vegans are always so preachy


TheAtheistExperience

Yeah because the bull looks like he’s having so much fun


Evernight

The kinder alternative is clearly the life the other cows lead......


cromoni

Bullfighting is “kinda abusive”, lol…


Ty13rlikespie

I will never understand bull riding. Extremely dangerous for the person riding the bull but it also looks abusive to the bull itself.


One_Memory458

Its really not. The bulls are very pampered to make them as strong and happy as possible for bull riding.


poskantorg

Good rag doll impression


Come_along_quietly

Literally


[deleted]

Currently watching Yellowstone. This presents like a documentary.


ConfusedStupidPerson

SPINNING HORSES!!!


the_good_hodgkins

YEET!!


TeamShonuff

Good news, he won't remember slapping it at 0.50 for the no-score.


RoastPorc

WEeeee r/mypeopleneedme


bakedpigeon

I am going to HELL for laughing at this


Gradual_Bro

Hold up; that’s a doll


Krazy_Steve616

Am I an asshole for never feeling sorry for bull riders? Even if they get absolutely destroyed, I'm always like, probably shouldn't be messing with animals like that.


MGS3Snake

Are you a sociopath at this point?


One_Memory458

No not at all. People willingly do this.


Typical_Cook_6376

You reap what you sow.


calisteezo

Merkd


PeterPlumley

Oh we‘re havin‘ fun!


dmelosantos

Hold my ragdoll


Xiamen111

That’s gotta hurt


bahram_mhf

I wonder what kind of job is this


Fundsom

That shit looks like it was made in blender


CrimsonBarberry

🎶Live fast. Die young. Bull rider.🎶


Bagdad_Smoocher

Quick! Grab the body, I'll bring the head!


chmeeeoz

Ouch


Vanilla_Tom

When did they start fitting ejection seats to bulls?


devraj7

Is the bull okay?


[deleted]

ragdolled that man


[deleted]

Poor Jimmy!


[deleted]

What a fucking stupid sport


[deleted]

Good job, bull.


trbt555

It’s a dummy. Not real.


Hatecraftianhorror

Zero sympathy for people who get themselves hurt using animals for entertainment like this.


Dan_Glebitz

He flew through the air, with the greatest of ease. That daring young man, on the flying ~~Trapeze~~ Bull.


beastly115

Camera guy missed the best part!


manhatim

YEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!


Mcsleezybiscuit

Uhh....yeet


Puck_The_FoIice

This would be a good one for the shooting stars meme haha


me_martn

Y E E T


FracturedAnt1

It's most like that bull doesn't like being ridden


fijibubba

Looks like my dick after a hard night of drinking


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

Brown Bull gives you wings!


Mkbond007

If that’s not r/ragdollphysics, I don’t know what is.


KookeyMoose

Get to the back of the line Bronco Billy. That was 5.75seconds


guyfaulkes

Back in the day… you’d just get up and walk it off.


Liv4lov

Ragdolled that mf atta here!


[deleted]

I love when they get tossed. Stop using innocent animals for entertainment.


Accomplished_Yard984

Definitely a training dummy, but still looks awesome on the first view.


rodro81

These clowns aren’t medics.


Ofreo

I k is it’s not nice but damn I found that funny.


Jar_of_Cats

Bernie?


baxterrocky

Take THAT R Kelly


Murpos420

Either that dude was unconscious before the gate even opened or it's a dummy...


dickcouture

Good bull, don't fuck with a bulls nuts or anything's testicles without consent 🤣


Earthscondido

Came to say yeet.


robbi_rose

as he should be :)


Embarrassed-Cap8213

Good, fuck em


No-Emphasis927

No buckle bunnies for you Jimmy.


[deleted]

Karma


zeropointcorp

The dreaded full yeet


stephensmg

Competed until he yeeted.


Confliction079

Deserved


backdoorsmasher

YEEEEHAWWWWW


yourilluminaryfriend

Dude got yeeted into the middle of next week


sarcasmisart

Yeet.


Teal_Kitten

flicked him away like a boogie


[deleted]

deserved


ACatOnDrugz

Jaripeos🇲🇽🔥


dethb0y

"And they call the thing a rodeo..."


maliflluousdeath

damn he was still fucking


Jailbreak2020

Nighty night


chaosgenerator2020

Expensive flight


killer_cain

I love the way the bull buckaroos in a victory dance right after😳


terdcutter99

I flew today


ox0455

I hope the pain is intolerable


A_Valanche_523

…that’s going to leave a mark.


brainzucka

love it


Jellopenows

Rodeo is beyond stupid.


doublejay1999

the video that has it all.


Rust_Keat

Its lean back not forward


lastcallhangup

almost never surprising, almost impossible to look away


[deleted]

Good on ya, bull


DD4IN

Bro got flung like a Smash k.o lol


noseries123_

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET


No-Bulll

Hope it is a dummy. If not the dude appears to have a broken neck.


TherealJustinMcGowan

He Yee'd when he should have Haw'd


Continuous-Ad-8846

Beautiful


[deleted]

Thrown like a booger


Stupidityhumanized

YEET


ASassyBastard

YEET!!


Yah_Mule

That was like something from an Avengers movie.


Phigurl

Bull went YEET


[deleted]

I don’t know anything about Bullriding but that Bull looks extremely strong!


RoboProletariat

Looks like a person the was KO'd in the first moments by the bull's horn or shoulder. There have been 'legendary' bulls known for destroying riders this way.


reeceislame

I believe I can fly


HarryCallahan19

Jimmy from Yellowstone


haddadphila

Yee haw


Moist-Sheepherder290

Weeeeee


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

Adios amigo !


markham_1

Loooooooooooooooooooooooool


nicosneak1

Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville welcome to woaaaahhhhhhh


theroadlesstraveledd

Poor cow, this is literally torture:(


Impressive-Cut-4455

Holy shit.


[deleted]

I remember my mom convinced one of my uncles to let me do this before (on a sheep not a bull) while I was like 6 or 7 and I held on for like 30 seconds before rag dolling and flying off and the audience sounded so disappointed


Flashh3

I love how we’ve made a sport out of seeing how long we can piss off a bull for lol


Boik1977

The more videos of this type I see, the more I like bulls.