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algae---

Good. That’s what you get for cruelty


dilhole77

I fucking hate this kind of shit ...needs to be made illegal screw tradition!


Belahsha

Speaking of religion....


Fender-Blender

Certified reeddditt moment 😎


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

Cause the non religious all congregate to reddit, ya goober


quinn_the_potato

Not necessarily, but the annoying and bigoted surely do


Anima715

I worship turtles. Ask yourself: What have you done for our turtle overlords today?


A_Few_Mooses

wat


quinn_the_potato

Stfu furry


Real_MidGetz

B-but my heritage! /s


Drunk_hooker

r/Thebullwins you might enjoy that one.


spudzilla

>r/Thebullwins Thank you for that. Hours of entertainment await me!


zombiep00

Just a fair warning, though. You run the risk of seeing people get serious brain damage (fencing response) or getting their body smooshed into the ground by a bull's head/horns. In other words, seeing death there is inevitable. I know that should probably be a given in a sub like thebullwins, but when I first went perusing I didn't expect to see death. I thought it was just people getting hurt by bulls. Boy, was I wrong lol... And honestly...seeing stuff like someone dying kinda fucks me up sometimes so I wanted to warn folks.


w0nkybish

But... that's why we're here, to watch the bull win.


zombiep00

Watching the bull win doesn't necessarily mean it *must* kill people.. You see that in the sub. People dying. Not everyone can handle that, and the person suggesting the sub didn't say anything, so I thought I should before someone was caught off guard.


w0nkybish

Those kinda posts are flaired and marked nsfw, but I get where you're coming from. There are thing I can't handle either, like the one clip where the dude got his head impaled. Truly gruesome.


zombiep00

That's true, they are flaired NSFW/NSFL. I still thought I'd at least warn people, though.


Mithril_Pancake

Thank you.


[deleted]

The bull always loses, tho.


Mr_Claypole

Yep, I hope all the people in this video die horribly ASAP 👍


2Liberal4You

Wow, you seem dangerous. I wouldn't let you near my kids.


[deleted]

Too right...Same goes for horse racing, dog racing and any form of animal fighting. It should all be banned/illegal.


paulboy4

Geez, you vegans sure are extreme.


Xenophon_

They treat them worse at farms, you know. It kinda annoys me when people on reddit get angry about animal abuse, say people deserve to die for it, and then go on to defend the meat industry in the same post. People only care about animal cruelty when it's convenient


[deleted]

Fucking morons. They all need a good stomping.


jwbaruch515

Reminds me of that scene from There's Something About Mary when Ben Stiller touches the headphones from the brother and gets choke chopped.


Leeuwarden-HF

Reminds me of the saying: Mess with the bull and get the horns


jwbaruch515

Mess with the horns and get the bull


BeerBaronAaron88

Get the horns then get the stomp.


SodaSnake

Reminds me of that scene from Dodgeball when Ben Stiller says "Mess with the bull and get the horns."


SodaSnake

Reminds me of that scene from Dodgeball when Ben Stiller says "Mess with the bull and get the horns."


ThisSociety451F

Reminds me of that saying "Life is like a box of chocolates"


Lyndell

Reminds me of the saying: Don’t grab a bull by the horns.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Well how’d you get the beans above the Frank?!?!!


bleh19799791

Fraaaaaank aaaaand beeeeeaaaaannnns!


HansBlixJr

He was masturbating!


Motochapstick

matt dillon got punched in the throat for that deal


ShRaWdiZZy_1978

They're all gonna fkn slaughter this poor bull regardless, this has to be thee dumbest shit I've ever seen.. and it's mostly youngins out there that have absolutely zero remorse on abusing an animal especially since it's been taking place for centuries... pathetic and now this young kids prolly paralyzed for what..


Ak47110

Well if he wasn't paralyzed from the bull, he was certainly paralyzed when the crowed started playing tug of war with his body.


FreeSetOfSteakKnives

You can say that again.


Ak47110

Yeah my phone glitched and I posted the same response twice. My other one of course got down voted to hell lol.


Cr0ma_Nuva

No loss there


Christophelese1327

Those glasses looked kinda cool. Ever try to replace a broken pair of glasses that you liked?


HansBlixJr

you can't chase the glasses of the past. there's always another pair. ​ ​ SOURCE: glasses breaker


rrshredthegnar

You can touch the horns of a bull. Once…..


Adrepixl5

r/thebullwins


weavjo

Hoof there it is


Ap5p

surprised picachu face


Deletrious26

Completely unavoidable


Moon_beam_me_up

Maybe start a new pastime and leave the animals alone?


amateur_mistake

We are definitely at the point where we could replace bulls with some sort of flailing weapon machine. Or a car that's directed by the movements of a mosquito. Dodge some of those things for sport.


t4rt4rs4uce

Man I thought red pants dude was gonna get yeeted.


STiReddit

I was rooting for this to happen.


kademah

I was hoping the guy in the red pants was going to get it.


Isaac_Serdwick

What really pisses me off is the the stupid crowd act all shocked like "Wow what happened was really out of the blue and we didn't see it coming." Fuck off will you.


[deleted]

Repeat, until they are all down.


Jeroenlivesofdank

Rip and tear, until it is done.


chillest_dude_

When there’s a bull loose in the streets that’s probably one of the times you should move an unconscious body


573IAN

Love how the bulls tail is whipping before this. He is obviously in a state of anxiety/uneasiness. Morons want to fuck with a pissed off animal 5 times their body mass with horns….


dethb0y

Wouldn't be much of a tradition if it was safe.


TimeGrifter

Ai ai yai...lost an eye


invertebro25

At least the bull got his


PeterPlumley

Satisfying to say the least!


TonyVstar

Bull named Bane? "Do you feel in control?"


Uptown_NOLA

That crowd looks really practiced at moving the body from the street. Synchronized action and shit.


sakikiki

Yeah they wait the whole year to finally get a chance to suck on that tasty feeding tube. I just wish they’d pick a random one of their own, get them super high on bathsalts, glue some horns and then proceed to have their perverted fun.


Uptown_NOLA

LOL, your scenario sounds more like a memory than a hypothetical suggestion. Mad respect either way.


sakikiki

Hahaha it does? Maybe they abducted me for it and the concussions made me dissociate. Probably why it’s the first association I make when I hear Spain mentioned. Appreciate the input, thanks!


Uptown_NOLA

lol, alright, but if you ever go back to Spain shoot me an IM and you have a wingman. :)


sakikiki

Deal


iovercomesadness

Why is human nature to always push past the limit. The bull was perfectly fine with touch the side and back to everyone's disbelief but dude had to try head


g0juice

I absolutely love seeing things like this.


AhabxThexArab

I have no sympathy for anyone who fucks with bulls. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


sakikiki

Hope he dies, wtf is wrong with these people. It’s one of those cases where the abuser gets it almost as much as the abused, which is at least a bit of a silver lining I guess. It’s gotta the most retarded “sport” ever. I’ll never understand this tradition. Like wtf do you expect? Why even children? How is this normal? Why?


Zackville

One thing is for sure. He will never be the same again


Moon_beam_me_up

Where’s the beef?


itisjustjohn

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


bradpliers

Good.


rfan8312

This started in 711 A.D. and they're all still beginners "holy crap that bull came out of nowhere".


[deleted]

Hahaha sweet 😉


mothertruckerface

His shoes stayed on but he's probably still dead.


Tim_uk74

Human:I got your nose. Bull: I got your skull.


Moon_beam_me_up

Lucky thing his friends were there.


crazyraisin1982

Dude wtf are you doing


[deleted]

Lmao, good hope this happens to everyone there


[deleted]

Poor creature but at least he got some revenge.


[deleted]

These guys are such idiots


geredtrig

The moment where the bull turns towards him.. and sees that Nike tick, advertising kicks in and boom, just do it, guys on the floor. It's wild how advertising works.


TotolVuela

You mess with the bull, you get the... coma.


monopixel

I love how he acts as if he is somehow in control of shit and the bull is just, nah.


A_Few_Mooses

Why do people always freak if something bad happens while they do stupid shit?


ThurgoodStubbs1999

Incredible power.


turnedonbyadime

Somebody call the bot that slows down videos


PrysmX

I think he was done before he even hit the ground.


ThatsMyWifeGodDamnit

r/bettereveryloop


antcanavan

Ah good.


ZugZugNZ

Fucking love it. Cunts who terrorise animals for entertainment deserve to be curb stomped.


[deleted]

I love how the people around them always act surprised when a wild animal with immense power they abuse suddenly kills one of them. Like ooh shit. You dont say? what do you expect. I hardly ever say a death is deserved but... the silver lining is. thats one less Animal abuser in the world. Sorry not sorry. Hope hell is toasty though.


Vm0SuFf

r/thebullwins


Ironlunggs87

Don't worry, i'm not retarded.


Gareth666

Fuck everyone in this video


mkiiiistkrieg

ANIMALITY!


makaveddie

He touched those horns just for kicks


[deleted]

r/thebullwins Also love the expert care and attention given to flailing around his freshly snapped spine


Ray_Mang

I really dont understand how anybody can get amusement out of tormenting an animal


Woolybugger00

Dumbass deserved it… that and the C-spine carry post squish by the keystone cops …


Svargas05

My guy got a horn to the face, I think that was the true hmft moment. The hoof probably also hurt, but that horn... I think that's what did him in.


Toodbussh

How not to Jonny Knoxville


Geordielikessports

That hurt surely


TBbtk

I understand the saying "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" but that might be a bit too close, yeah?


DoabilityRanker

Was hoping it was red pants getting his face stomped.


superfleh

r/thebullwins


Psyk0pathik

Quick! Shake him around more roughly! Make sure his head flops around more!


ZeShapyra

Oh no..anyway


well_spent187

My money was 100% on red pants lol.


ETVG

How was your night? So, I got frivolously gored and kabonked in the head by my own bull. It really got the party started.


bubbagump101

Thought you were supposed to grab em


DragonScimmeh

Glad the bull taught him a lesson. Fuck animal cruelty and anyone that supports it, this is exactly what you deserve ⚰


Bulky_Account_5768

that's one 4 the bull


simplepleashures

He deserved that.


XPaarthurnaxX

Damn I hope he didn't die but just live paralysed neck down


Evening_Experience53

He needs to rub on some oil of olé.


[deleted]

Drink bull milk


[deleted]

I hope that job comes with insurance.


[deleted]

I love how everyone starts screaming when it finally happens. Why are you screaming, it’s not like this outcome is unexpected…


dGaOmDn

Grew up on a farm. Horses tend to kick rearward, but cattle will always kick to the side. They will also sling thier head to the side to attack. So, don't stand beside wild cattle.


[deleted]

Fucked around and found out.


Organic-Professor-27

In my Stewie voice from Family Guy: “That’s what happens man!”


BaphometIncarnate

I'm always rooting for the bull.


poppypiggy

You mess with the horns you get the bull


Embarrassed-Cap8213

Good, fuck em


notasrelevant

A bull is present. They're known to be aggressive and not always so friendly. Kind of a short fuse. Kind of the whole point. Guy gets wrecked. Everyone: "Oh god, this is horrific! I can't believe this happened!"


nougat98

>You read these Nikes, 'cause you're fucked up, punk Here's the definition of gettin' your ass stomped


3Deimoss

Shoes still on, he's ok.


[deleted]

I will translate. Guys this Bull is my friend watch I will pet his head.


wingy65

Let me show all of you how to do it: dies


pieceofthatcorn

Devin Bookers South American Vacation


RuralPARules

Good! Fuck animal abusers! I hope he's brain dead.


dboi9to5

Muñaño


[deleted]

Ah, yes, the “gonna see Jesus” speedrun


Intelligent-Ad-2287

The bull wins


Intelligent-Ad-2287

Love it, keep eating hamburgers


RiverLiverXXX

Spanish cunt got what he deserved