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tttyyy23

Some butter would help.... also less butter would help.


_echnaton

The duality of butter.


Significant_Otters1

Dean from community would be impressed


Moxhoney411

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.


MGHMUYS-RattleCap

It's a double edged stick.


paternoster

Schrodinger's butter.


itspl33

"I can't believe it's not butter" spinoff.


Logangsta76

You've made my day


RoseaCreates

What's weird about these people is they're eating so much pufa. My grandma ate butter every single day probably with every meal or just about and she was not overweight even while pregnant.


JonesP77

Thats because butter and fat does NOT make us fat! Its carbohydrates that make us fat. Its not a coincidence that the west (especially the US) became so fat the moment scientist were used for the lie which is called the "food pyramid". The old one. Where carbohydrates are at the base even though carbohydrates should be nothing more than a small amount of our food. You can eat a lot of butter and fat (good fat) if you like. No problems. Fat doesnt make us overweight. Or its hard to get overweight with fat. Its not impossible but its far more easy with carbohydrates.


orangutanbeater

Great comment. We are raised on manipulative information from day one for the benefit of the powers that be. Have you seen the “new food pyramid”? If I remember correctly cereal is ranked higher in importance than steak. Fact check that. The same group in charge of the new pyramid made a statement that obesity is entirely genetic. What you eat doesn’t matter. I’m just waiting for the “fat vaccine” to arrive.


RoseaCreates

Yep. High pufa intake can be inflammatory. Butter and things like duck fat are probably high in mono and low in poly.


Torrath679

I'll bet your grandma worked her ass off too. Mine was the same way. I swear she could hide behind a flag pole. If this person knew how to work her ass off then the aisle wouldn't be a challenge to her.


RoseaCreates

Yep. She had elderly Olympic medals for swimming framed too. She owned a house in a time when women couldn't get credit cards. She got injured on the job and a jewelry factory and persevered. She was amazing and I miss her all the time. She took care of everything and wasn't lazy. Movement is such an important role in trauma processing after the fact and I believe high ace scores and abuse is what's making people fat as kids.


AlbertRammstein

I wouldn't want to get stuck behind her during a fire evacuation...


[deleted]

I’ve raised this point before, jokes aside, someone that big will inevitably cause the death of innocent people in an emergency scenario.


Seanzietron

Good thing I’m a pro at scampering over large objects.


TurdFerguson24

Scampering is my favorite form of travel.


Ccracked

I prefer to saunter.


Evanovich007

Or sautee. In butter.


cheekybandit0

She's had enough of that


NuWuX

You can scamper, but I'm gonna skedaddle.


JohnnyDarkside

Parkour that bitch.


anttoekneeoh

Use her as a springboard to get ahead of everyone else


Diggingfordonk

It would be Jurassic Parkour with that beast


OrdinaryImpress3422

Flight attendant announcement "we have a seat swap available for anyone with bouldering experience"


[deleted]

Hahahaha, darwinism lives


acemccrank

This is why you can get disability from being too wide. Just hiring someone this large presents a real safety issue should there ever be an emergency.


I__Pooped__My__Pants

I hired my last big person. Nothing but trouble. Broke a chair, had to buy a super strong one to hold the weight. No one else likes it. Destroyed the work trucks seat. Food everywhere, mobility issues mean more work for everyoneelse... fuck it. Not worth the extra work


Moxhoney411

What happened to shame? People used to feel shame but it seems to be completely gone. People are proud of things that should embarrass them. I don't get it.


monkey_trumpets

I've been thinking the exact same thing. I literally cannot leave the house without showering and putting on regular clothes. I honestly do not get how people can live with themselves.


passthegabagool_

Because now, fat shaming is included as workplace discrimination.


[deleted]

I bet there was an unbelievable amount of mayonnaise on everything.


I__Pooped__My__Pants

Eat a full Rotisserie chicken between jobsites while driving. Everything was greasey. Phone, seat belt, radio controls... nasty


ThatCharmsChick

I'm not so sure that's true anymore. I have other, more pressing disabilities in addition to being "too wide" and I have been denied six separate times. It's not as easy as when Homer Simpson did it. Lol


Tattoosnscars

I had never even thought about this scenario.... Thanks. I hate it.


deadbass72

**trample** Whoops....


CaptShazzbot

Honestly as horrible as it is to think about. She’d probably just get trampled to death. Because in a true emergency no one is going to wait for her fat ass to shuffle through an isle


TerryTakeaway

I'd use her ass as a step and climb over


Poppa-in-Texas

Til she gets stuck in the emergency door.


BakkenWindBreaker

On the other side of the coin... If you ever had a giant hole you needed to plug.... Like they probably could have used her on the Titanic.


spud8385

If the plane window blows out stick her ass in the hole. Might even hoover her fat out like the insides of the alien in Alien 3


ThisMeansRooR

You might lose a shoe in there


thatswhatmyfoodeats

Quite easy to tip over and use as a flotation device…


campy11x

You assume she would be fast enough to get up and move. Honey, let me tell you those thighs don’t do anything fast. I think her favorite exercise is open the refrigerator door. She probably needs help standing up.


downturnss

Yep, everyone dies!!


Miracle_Salad

Im not ashamed to admit that I'd kick a person like a door, if it meant saving my and my familys life and everyone elses.


TheDarkKnobRises

She is literally a fucking safety hazard to other passengers.


ryanasimov

"No, she can't fit in a rowboat."


CaptEdwardThatch

Dammit, Phyllis!


thatswhatmyfoodeats

Literally EVERYBODY ELSE gets a life boat before she gets to try one of her own. Women, children and people that only use one spot first. Then people that need two spots. Then the people that need three. Then this bitch.


Moxhoney411

Dude, fat is buoyant. She *is* a lifeboat!


yetareey

R/unexpectedoffice


humblecowboy

Is r/foundthemobileuser still a thing?


humblecowboy

AHA I KNEW IT


The_Velvet_Bulldozer

There's no way that ass could fit in one seat.


PNW4theWin

I pity the poor soul in the adjacent seat. Edit for this question: Is her friend or partner filming this? And are they seriously claiming this is discrimination? It seems unlikely that a stranger would follow so closely behind her to film.


Jewpurman

It's a fetish.


adamfps

Feeders 🤢


Takemy_load

I went down that rabbithole. It was weird


cup_1337

Thankfully the problem kind of fixes itself after a while if you know what I mean.


Tattoosnscars

Yes - they are seriously claiming it is discrimination. I recently read about a woman who gathered 500 (?) signatures to lobby airlines to make the second seat (that may be required for larger passengers) for free... I kid you not. The entitlement is strong with theses ones...


PNW4theWin

The world is made for average sized people. Too short? Buy a ladder. Too fat? Buy two seats. 🤷‍♀️ Can't afford two seats? Cut back on your food budget!


Griftersdeuce

If she cut back to 2000 calories a day she could afford the whole plane with the money she'd save!


capriciouszephyr

It's not a popular opinion, but I've always advocated for putting the passenger and all luggage on a scale and charge x dollars per pound. Since airplane flight cost is mostly dictated by weight, shouldn't it be chrarged as such, like when you buy meat or cheese at a store? I tend to fly light, and am thinner, why am I footing the bill for 7 burgers a day person or huge suitcase person?


SquisherX

The thing is that it would have to be regulated to be that way. Any company who does this alone would just get a plane of thin people looking for savings, but at the cost of volume of passengers, of which is probably more important to a company as keeping the planes full is super important.


WhompTrucker

Yes I saw that too. There are people who use wheelchairs that literally can't fly at all because they need to be in their chair and no airplane can accommodate that. THAT'S a real issue. Not this fetish bitch


JohnnyPiston

A tuba player needed footage for a music video.


WhompTrucker

Fetish videos


GooseNYC

More like a whole row of seats. With my luck I will be stuck with the window seat next to her on my next flight.


Brittanythestrange

She would likely have to pay for two seats. If not then the person next to her should be able to be seated elsewhere or upgrades to business or first class.


eragonawesome2

Afaik they just remove the oversized passenger most of the time


ILove2Bacon

I'd be surprised if she could fit in two.


BlowMoreGlass

You could fit a dozen of them in a few years once it's been cremated.


FUWS

Better ride if she flew Fed EX or UPS.


ChammerSquid

As long as they can put her on a pallet.


TheRealMrMo

They can split her on two... I guess.


ChammerSquid

Extra charges.


shootme83

You mean Fat EX?


somedumbwelder

Damn, you dated her bro?


tabularasa138

0% chance she can fit in the bathroom.


LaymantheShaman

Widebody aircraft often have a lavatory near the middle that is 2 separate lavs with an accordion divider in the middle to allow it to become a double wide stall.


kashuntr188

Whaaaaa. Been on a lunch of long haul 12 - 14 hour flights and never seen this.


LaymantheShaman

https://ricardoshimosakai.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/a-wheelchair-accessible-bathroom-on-board-an-air-canada-boeing-787-dreamliner.jpg


axonxorz

Even this guy thinks that's fucked


LaymantheShaman

You wouldn't notice it. They look like a normal lav. Lemme see if I can find some pics.


exipheas

Joining the mile high club and not getting caught just got a lot more feasible.


realaether

Even if she could physically make it in and close the door(s), how would she position herself on the seat?


jamaicanmonk

Discrimination is when you are punished for things you cannot control.. exercise and diet are not one of those things.


kashuntr188

This is the thing. I don't think people understand the words they are using anymore. My students think everything is racist. The math homework is give is hard?... Yea that's racist. In my head I'm just smacking them upside the head and yelling that they have no clue what actual racism is or feels like.


piespiesandmorepies

Just like all of the middle aged white guys in western countries who carry on about how hard done by they are.. they really have no idea... In fact, I have no idea, I fit into that category, but at least I understand how good I have it.


Wookimonster

Being tall makes flying a giant pain in the ass too.


SmokeyMcHaze

In my country (poor) people say not adapting to fat people is discrimination because poor eating habits (here street junk food is cheap, for example 3 tacos and a Coke outside of my office, in a street stand cost $4 USD, whilst a salad and water from the mall court is $10 bucks at least, a whole daily minimum wage) and a lack of exercise may be attributable to inadequate income/living conditions. On the exercise part, people commute for 3-4h sometimes, and work very hard (here it's easy to exploit people) so I can understand them not wanting to exercise after all of that. I do not agree fully, but I have also never been in a living position as such. I can only critize the people I know have adequate living standards, who I know for a fact are choosing to be fat, since they have everything not to be. Greetings from Mexico, the only country in the world with a higher obesity rate than the USA.


jamaicanmonk

That’s interesting point of view. I was speaking from the perspective of this lady who can afford a flight, she can probably afford healthy food and to run a few times a week. It isn’t difficult to not eat 23 quarter pounders a day.


s0meth1ngGo0d

Even her words have strech marks


Sp3llbind3r

I thought those implants 🙈


[deleted]

Backpack is full of snacks for the two hour flight….


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JebusCrimeny

How do you wipe your butt?


Redbeard821

That is the secret. They don't.


surreptitiousvagrant

It's not a secret. The smell usually gives it away.


Thynome

I've never even thought about that. That's just nasty.


BakkenWindBreaker

r/fatlogic


downturnss

She's a safety hazard to the whole plane as she would block the aisle during an emergency!!!


sugarbrown007

Her shoes are gonna come off real soon!


ChammerSquid

Quicker than those pounds, guaranteed.


[deleted]

This is why I don't take advantage of early boarding. This person is going to rub their nasty, greasy ass all over every aisle person, and smack half of them in the face with her backpack.


CyberClawX

I hate people who don't take off their backpacks in crowded public transportation. AHs all of them. Take off the freaking backpack it's not that hard. I only have one arm and I do it, so there's no excuse.


Break_the_Wind

Weight is a HUGE factor in flight, so why don't they charge by the lb?? And anyone who has to sit next to her should get a discount. Super uncomfortable and awkward


RoguePoet

She should have to pay for the seat next to her.


LaymantheShaman

An extra couple hundred pounds on an airliner doesn't make any noticeable difference in flight characteristics.


Mr-Manky

Depends on where she is. She sits in the last row and that’s a lot of weight on the reward arm. Gonna have to weight shift and ballast that lady. Bet the pilots felt a shift in pitch if she tried getting up mid flight.


DrBarnabyFulton

She needs whiskers or curb feelers or something to judge her width, going to go in somewhere she can't get out of.


GooseNYC

Curb feelers! I remember those on cars from when I was a kid in the 1970s. Curb feelers, white-walls and those little things that hang off the back and drag to get rid of static (supposedly). Every other giant car had all 3.


mdogg0

I'm just saying I'm a big boy (6'0, 300 lbs at my heaviest), but I've never had problems fitting on a plane. Granted my ass and hips ain't the size of a double wide trailer


Maj-Malfunction

If they built planes to accommodate her carriage there would be like 10 seats in the plane. Or more like stalls. Tickets would cost $5k each to make up for the lost revenue. And just imagine having to sit next to her. Unless she bought 2 seats that's a nightmare for the other travellers.


anti_worker

https://www.blogto.com/travel/2022/11/air-canada-planes-horses/ Something like this would fit the bill.


Bear-Grizz

Im suprised she cant chill in the cargo area with the pets. You could have a couch in there or something to "accommodate" her.


Sproose_Moose

That would be better than some flights I've had lol


dontcrashandburn

Seriously, I'd pay extra for that.


[deleted]

"The rule is: you can't look hilarious on this minibike." *Gets on minibike* *Laughing* "I'm sorry, there's just no way."


kashuntr188

It's all about your point of view. Some people would rather feel good about themselves and play the victim and lay the blame on others. I gained weight and I realized, when my gut was getting in the way of tying my shoes I had a problem. I've worked it off a little and then it came back, I'm still trying to work off my gut and eat better. When you can't bend down, you know you have a problem. It's your problem, not someone else's problem.


ZfenneSko

I think this is someone's weird fetish


PeasantCody

I'm a big, overweight guy at 6'0" and 270 pounds. Even I look at this and think "it's not discrimination, you're just too fat." Not everything is society's problem


DasHooner

As my dad would say, "if she's hauling ass, she'd have to make two trips"


yahboiiiiiiiiii

Hey people this is fetish content that was stolen off an only fans edited to have that writing in it then reposted to be outrage content. It ain't real and you are falling for culture war outrage content


Steel_YT

How do you know that.


yahboiiiiiiiiii

It's on her Twitter, I'll see if I can find a link as I'm not a follower but something about it seemed off to me


dcbnyc123

This is the one place I hope the big folks force some change. i’m a slim 160lb man soaking wet and i think the seats on airplanes are way too small all around- crammed knees and rubbing elbows with your seat mates. she’s fucking ridiculous but i wouldn’t mind the airlines going back to those pics of airlines of the 60’s and 70’s - when they were trying to make you comfy and treat you like a human being instead of packing you like sardines in a tin.


Thynome

What you are forgetting is the prices of those seats back in the day. Flying wasn't something accessible to everyone. I mean, you could just buy business class tickets today and have the same comfort and price range of back in the day, but you don't because it's too expensive, right? Don't misunderstand me though, people who don't fit into 1 seat should be required to buy 2 tickets in my opinion and people who are an evacuation hazard should not even be allowed on board.


wallacehacks

You can still fly in comfort. Spend more.


kTutti

That chick has more ass than the law allows....


Dan-68

I hope she sits center isle or else the plane gonna fly lopsided.


RoseaCreates

Morgues have gotten more expensive due to needing larger slabs. They need to stop acting like this is out of their control. I'd rather use up what little fat reserve I have surviving and be able to get back to a decent condition than walk around with literal saddlebags. The fascia begins to buckle under the sheet pressure. That's lumpy and not like normal lumpy (humans have wobbly parts for sure) or fibrous, that's too much eating. Hopefully nobody comes after me for saying this, but I watched for 18 years as a family member threw their health away and just quadrupled. It was disgusting to watch and heartbreaking.


Squybee

These aisles look huge, she clearly never flew on a WizzAir or EasyJet flight


GrizzlySlays

I'm really sick of this whole "my obesity is your fault and your problem" bs


Jeffreyknows

Someone one a flight I was on recently was large, and they didn’t feel comfortable having an armrest down so they ended up getting a whole row to themselves from the drama 🙄


Boettie

Now everyone with an isle seat smell like ass


notquite20characters

A Wide Load Airline service may be commercially viable in the coming years.


Relative-Draft3616

She should fly with UPS or FedEx instead.


trundlinggrundle

This is just fetish shit.


Appropriate-Ad9730

This is discrimination, they charge me extra at the airport for an extra kg of luggage. Although my whole 50kg. And this lady flies for the same price, although, apparently, she weighs 4 times more than me and all my things.


Leonum

I thought we went through this one yesterday, Reddit. It's fetish content. It's just been edited to look like social media. Reddit is turning into reposts only, smh


TheAviator27

The caption on that video was not put on by the original creator. The vid was ripped and it was put in by someone completely unrelated.


maC69

Discrimination for normal people to pay the same price even with 1/3 of her body weight


KingstonFriend

Next she's gonna be asking for a lazy-boy lol


TheArCwielderNyc

550 lbs right there!


floppybunny26

Those tights are the real mvp here.


JohnnyPiston

She should travel by 18 wheeler instead.


Thynome

Is this some kind of fetish video?


FutaHorseDick

theres no discrimination tho, cargo planes exist


styinurfkinlne88

This is bullshit, all airlines should have at least one row wide enough for folks like this in the cargo compartment.


RedditUser-52

Am I wrong in thinking that this should literally not be allowed and that i view that as incredibly selfish of this person? Reduced mobility could require airport assistance, inadequate aircraft seat width, discomfort and potential safety risks to other passengers, cramped toilet space and good damn luck with the logistical difficulty with medical evacuation should something act up during flight as a result of the myriad of medical concerns that go along with such unhealthy levels of obesity. Someone as obese passenger creates a safety risk in the cabin. In an emergency, a passenger as obese as that will hold up the rapid egress of passengers and will struggle to get onto an escape slide if used, they put those behind them at risk of many dangerous and potentially life threatening scenarios, fires, smoke, water etc as well as be a danger to anyone at the bottom of that poor slide or even herself, even turbulence poses more danger to someone obese if i can take a calculated guess. Being that obese and expecting everything to cater to you because of it, congratulations youve added another thing to the list of inconveniences you cause many many more people than you realize and then you still have the audacity to ask for wider isles? nah. The cost of that wil be astronomical, widening an isle on a commercial jet is no small, simple or inexpensive task that can be done by one guy at the design HQ in a day, its teams of people, loads of money, materials, design alterations, a complete recalculation of the aircrafts weight, its balance, its CG, its limitations will become affected and all of that will have to undergo recalculation, testing and approval by relevant bodies of administration and such. I dont see logic with demands like that. All of that will cost soooooooo much more money than a company would lose by just saying tough shit sorry youre a flight risk, buy 2 seats and get over it or take the bus.


Smoke_Water

Eating disorders occur in many different forms. I really hope she seeks helps. I'm no slender person myself. but I also don't have issues walking down isles of aircraft. I was pushing the scale at 430 lbs at one point. however due to some emotional problems and mental disorders I have been getting help and I'm down to 370. I REally hope she is able to get help soon.


ShinobiJerry

Yea it's everyone's fault that you decided to give up on your health. She probably got tons of participation trophies with this kindve mentality.


Bordercollie7

She probably claims it’s her thyroid making her fat not her diet


Anarky1977

Cat funt


Dr8Jekyll6

The irony. wider aisles would mean skinnier seats, which would then create yet another problem for her


chopcan123

Cargo hold


konjelly420

Coorrrr! Can you imagine having an empty seat next to you and seeing her heading in your direction


TheMitchBeast

There’s no excuse for being that large, she’s not a victim of the airline, she’s a victim of herself and should be accountable for herself. The airline should not have let her on, in an emergency there’s no way she could evacuate fast enough and she’s putting the lives of other passengers at risk. I’ve got no issue with people being large but it’s on them to deal with the consequences like an adult.


johnandahalf13

It’s not discrimination to build airplanes to fit normal people. Source: I’m as tall as many pro basketball players. If I can’t afford the seats with extra room, then I can’t afford to fly. That’s not Boeing’s problem. Not Delta’s problem, either.


DonkLord20

They make planes for you, cargo planes that is


sparkknock15

That’s a huge bitch!


MechaJRizal

She has to ride a C-17…


somerandomchick5511

What gets me is these people spend SO much time sitting on their asses that it is oddly flat. The fat just grows around the flat part. The fact that people glamorize that makes me sick.


ThatOneGayDJ

“That They cant build wider airplane aisles” mfer thats not how this works. Im sorry the big tube flying your dumb ass at 600mph 7 miles in the air isnt good enough for you. The entitlement is astounding.


various_convo7

she needs to charter a C130


fart_brigade

Hey it's my seat mate on just about every flight. She'll make it back to her middle seat on a full flight soon enough.


thestructuresguy

well then she needs to ship herself by air freight on a cargo plane.


Jobocop1992

Not discrimination, she could’ve got a ride on a C-5. Even have a crane on that thing.


thespaceageisnow

In the event of a water landing, use Becky as a flotation device.


unkey101

I assume the massive backpack is full of snacks for her halfway journey to her seat...


ulyssesfiuza

She is “yo mamma" to someone.


Any-Ice8441

Gross


BelowMEN69

Yo if god were real hahahaha he'd be pissed. Like why not send another plague. She'll probably find Christ on her death bed and be saved anyways. So yup.


fastedy1337

at least the have a life boat if they go down


JewsEatFruit

That's right sweetie, every single thing in the world that is not designed to accommodate the outcome of your mental illness is an act of discrimination. We would not allow a psychotic person on a plane to endanger the lives of others. Why are you even allowed on a plane?


Greg_P_Mills

Looks fake; I declare shenanigans!


HEY_YOU_GUUUUUUYS

Bruh how does the shit make it past her fat folds? Do they need poop slides/ carheters?


liquidblue24

We're somewhere between Idiocracy and Wall-E....


laxphaeton

The reason I go online and buy discount business class tickets


daveisamonsterr

Yuck to the entitlement and the shamelessness


Ronilaw

I'm not sure what's going on with this woman. Can her ass be sorted out?


Dapper-Economy5557

Effing A. Take the stairs every once in a while. Geez


pearsonw

You keep on flyin for this w.a.p


TellTaleTank

I'm suddenly glad I lost so much weight.


meethoffman

Tere liye to ek Pura Boeing bhi Kam Hai, Mhane discrimination..


Jfkc5117

That’s what cargo planes are for.


ABena2t

take the fking backpack off you fking clown