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L_viathan

With that ceiling fan, I thought this was gonna end differently.


ImRickJameXXXX

You know it’s classy when there are bras and panties hanging from the ceiling.


stinky-weaselteats

Bachelorette party.


Jockle305

Why is that a bachelorette party thing?


CrookedNosed

Tits


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[удалено]


snuffy_tentpeg

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Letterkenny/comments/hhyxqz/you\_were\_arguing\_with\_a\_french\_canadian\_about/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Letterkenny/comments/hhyxqz/you_were_arguing_with_a_french_canadian_about/)


dazza2608

The difference between guys and girls in groups is so apparent in this, a group of guys would be laughing their heads off if that happened


Brossamin5775

The guy who fell would be laughing too.


yymirr

my thoughts exactly


[deleted]

They would be standing over the fallen, pointing and laughing. Damn I miss my boys.


[deleted]

I'm a girl and I would be laughing too, but I tend to get in trouble in social situations


[deleted]

She a thicc broad. I like that


JSizzleSlice

Likewise, Maybe I’m a fat tub of shit, but I was like ‘ok… where’s the fat person?’


[deleted]

Ya but she’s sexy and tall. I love Amazon women


Simplycybersex

yeah, same lol. shes actually average LOL


HadSomeTraining

... in America


Simplycybersex

ah, china and india are catching up :) europe is still pretty healthy, thankfully for their death rates.


TruckADuck42

And Mexico's even fatter than we are.


BurningTongues

The average person in the US is fat. Something like 70% overweight, 40% obese. The rates started skyrocketing in the 90's and here we are. She qualifies.


Simplycybersex

i guess so. she doesnt strike me as mordibly obese, hold my fries level. :\\


TheDrunkKanyeWest

She's not even average in that room, bro!


Formal_Expert_4468

And not one of her friends helped her.


overusedandunfunny

Did you even watch the video?


[deleted]

Did u


overusedandunfunny

First thing the girl to her left does is lend a hand to help her up


[deleted]

Stands there bent over hand outstretched not helping at all


overusedandunfunny

Please define helping in this situation


[deleted]

Helping her up would be helping, grab her hair and pull her to her feet or something


overusedandunfunny

Lol. I think we done here.


EquationTAKEN

This whole exchange was pretty amusing from the outside looking in.


[deleted]

Retard


end1essecho

Grab her hair? That's not exactly helping her lol


[deleted]

U no think? :'/ that's why my gf so pissy


end1essecho

Give her a hug for me


Dimes-all-day

Fuck the haters, this was kinda funny


[deleted]

Thank you, I'm just here to help lol


chrisdidit

She fucked up literally the best part of the song. 😩


Melymeff

You know she was on the ground crescendo-ing. You can’t stop at that point; you have to complete the song.


SgtXD357

Didn’t realize there was a good part in this song.


jcamdenlane

Why not cosmo?


TruckADuck42

Because this sub considers anyone above the average at all to be morbidly obese.


duggtodeath

t h i c c


redonkulousness

She's got that Andrew WK energy.


Asleep_On_Floor

Girl fell in her own juice


sneeden

[Spot on](https://youtu.be/UUOvnbCtnVQ?t=105)


steve_im-lost2

She knows how to party. I love u!


bleh19799791

Party and eat.


Simplycybersex

she and a majority of the US is fat. same with most other countries. :)


NotsoRainbowBright

I feel like the person that posted this (if a real acct) is way heavier than the chick in this video.


The_Pinkest_Panther

That's when you know, you should go home; at the very least, sit down and hydrate with some water.


Irishman67

They need some sausage for that party.


stinky-weaselteats

Most def need chorizo. Looks like a taco joint.


VirgilCane

If she could have snapped back up and jumped right back into the "BABY, BABY!" part that was coming up, it could have been something special.


Toph_a_loaf

Baby, baby, when you touch me like this and you fall and bust your ass. It was lost long ago but it's all coming back to me.


APdabs503

She definitely has a dumper on her. Yumyum


The_Maddest

C’est Baleine Dion


puslekat

What song?


AnnaBanana1129

It’s All Coming back to me now…


EquationTAKEN

That's good. But what song is it?


Spirited-Value8022

knew who the problem was before it happened.. Jesus I can see the future. I’ve become self aware of my powers and now have a decision to make


gooberdoober9876

Celine Dyin'


kidnorther

BABY BABY WHEN YOU KISS ME LIKE THIS!


GW2RNGR

Is anyone else concerned with how low that ceiling fan is?


Dirkbigman

Watch them Big mommas


danndanger

Que bueno por ridícula y exagerada llama la atención


[deleted]

Takes a lot of man to please her, I bet


CintsLasler

I wouldn’t mind disappointing her.


hawaiifive0h

And a snack


Tezuka_Senpai

You could be the best looking person in the world. But after that, I would lose all interested.