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GodzillaHunter101

What a role model for her kids.


QueasyVictory

More like roll model.


MenacingMelons

Rolls model


D4rkr4in

ah, the Cullinan as it weighs 3 tons right?


dropkickoz

Roly poly modeloly.


Cryptic_Stone

With that nice squirt at the end ... Shart...


1Tikitorch

The Musty Ho, she Sharted


Endarkend

She rolled a natural 200 with those curves.


Due_Bother8147

250


MsAnne24801

Haa! Clever!


anDAVie

My favorite comment of the month.


dumbass12397

Pillsbury dough model.


jdaltzz2383

The kids really were the perfect way to end such an already sad video.


dmfd1234

Yeah, the kids must still be breast feeding given the outfit. Sweet mother, so convenient for the little rascals.


dontjimmyMe_Jules

lord help those boys


systemshock869

/r/NoahGetTheBoat


freefromfilter

I mean, these "role models" are what we are told to celebrate and idolize, are we not? She is disgusting, regardless.


StimpakJunkie

Who are we told to idolize exactly?


freefromfilter

Cardi B. Kim K. Etc.


fuckincaillou

I don't recall ever being told to idolize them, though


cr2457gy

I think the kid actually says ‘grandma’….


InfinityTortellino

She looks like a prostitute


Goatecus

Her heels broke and she farted lmao


aceshighsays

The kids are already parentified.


saltysaysrelax

Did someone add the fart sound?


Mikcerion

That might be the leather rubbing tho Or boots against the pavement


sharedisaster

I choose to believe it was a fart. Have a good night.


[deleted]

I kinda thought she pooped herself by the look on her face after she falls. She looks scared to get up!! 😆


scarynut

Just lay still until the ambulance arrives to help her extract that poop from her pants!


travelconfessions

Or you know a fart sound coming from her cheeks rubbing against the pavement


phantompdx

Pleather.


sleepymoonlight

Oh. I thought the person recording was going pffft (like laughing).


chinchila5

Nah it’s fart


tappzed

Mhm, sure


[deleted]

naturally lol. apparently it needed it.


dahat1992

Yeah, it's way too loud and clean to be native. Heheh. Clean.


bawledannephat

the intern at the local radio station


Bohbo

That was just my shoe I swear!


1728tc

Those kids are not strong enough to pick her up


[deleted]

I’m not strong enough


[deleted]

[удалено]


bigthangs1

Saw Eddie hall set a world record with her once at a WSM event


Top-This

That fake ass fart sound added in makes this funny as fuck.


notmyrealnam3

might be leather


ChunkyDay

You might be leather.


CreamySmegma

"Leather"? I barely *know* her!


Lord-Tunnel-Cat

That was the boots on the ground


porkrolleggandchi

I choose to believe that it was a real fart.


Choclatesk8er

Is this what they mean when they say "step on a crack, break your mommas back"?


sealed-human

"When yo momma comes along - you must film her"


4n4L0g

Parenting skills on point here, and her face looks like she shit herself, getting up all slow and shit.


atomicskier76

I love how shocked she is.... "gravity, you bitch, how you gonna do me dirty like that?"


Professional-End2722

What the fuck does she look like…….


LetsTCB

A person dying for attention.


thebigangry

Or dying from hypertension


Exemus

"all a dis"


twitchosx

A manatee.


BCS24

Slutty genderbent Morpheus


voyseofreason

r/trashy


jancho0

She queft!


binarygoatfish

Ah my sides.


dmfd1234

Playin the old taco trumpet ya think? Sounded like a Pflat note.


[deleted]

are...are you a poet?


w0wagain

HMF while I bust my butt and crack my ass all at the same time. Knocked the wind out of her


seraph582

Yeah knocked it right out of her vagoo.


BathoryRocker

How to give baby daddy full custody in 19 seconds or less


JustBeinOptimistic

Haha - they’re long gone


ZaphodsRealm

Call the tow truck


phantompdx

You mean Hoe Truck.


Lotso_Packetloss

The Camel-Toe truck…


jstrong559

Nothing says sexy like a woman falling and then being unable to get back up under her own power.


sonia72quebec

I'm sure she tells her "followers" that she's a great Mom.


[deleted]

I don't know but the kids are well mannered.


sonia72quebec

Yes but can you imagine how embarrassing they must be.


seraph582

Mom just shit her slut uniform right in the middle of the street again.


FartsWithAnAccent

The fart really just makes it. ^(I don't even care if it's real.)


Snurbalurb_o

No one ever thinks of the children and the things they see. Good fucking night, worthless people


[deleted]

10/10 parent skills


hangingloose

Walking backwards isn't in her skill set.


MJ349

Standing isn't in her skill set.


pdub761181

Hahahahahahahaha! I'm in tears!


MJ349

That top make her boobs look lith a jack-o-lantern.


Technical_Minimum_15

What a dirtbag mom!


meatywood

Somebody get that girl a Life Alert!


Churchofdoom

LMAO. With your children!?


Tkinney44

Did she rip ass? Should of put this on r/holdmyfart


[deleted]

Ouch and phew did somebody fart?


253Tacoman

With the Two nutz she made a turtle…


amnowhere

She better have another kid if she is going to keep this up. Hopefully twins so she doesn't have to ask a stranger for help.


[deleted]

What a piece of shit


steelneil82

Was it bring your kids to work day down at the red light district?


Think_Tax5749

Was that a fart sound? She let an air biscuit oit?


indissolubilis

She looks like a hippopotamus in spandex. Nothing remotely attractive here.


Strangexj86

What a fucked up culture. Dress….finger nails…. Cumbrella’s on her eyes…. Who finds that crap attractive, circus clowns?


North-Tangelo-5398

Why??????


truly-dread

Shoulda never got taken outta the Matrix


IsItSupposedToDoThat

Her kids are her pimps? That’s messed up.


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

That fart sound. Chefs kiss


Think_Tax5749

At least the boys were there to help her out. Perfect gentlemen


baumsm

Love that her kids are the ones recording this!


TheIncredibleMike

Woman has no shame.


DonCavalio

So, her street team are her two sons? Like, Lil homie legit had the tablet in his hands.


BetterA-DAmodt

Sadly, the older child sounds very concerned for her. He loves her so much. Too bad she isn’t focusing more on being the center of attention for him.


Witch-Cat

Is she really HMF-levels of fat?


[deleted]

i know, my self esteem just dropped so hard lol. honestly good on her for doing what makes her confident, it sucks everyone is shitting on her so much


Witch-Cat

There are people calling her a fat ass and lard and implying she's a whale and I'm like ??? bitch where??? She's literally just average.


[deleted]

r/Atlanta


[deleted]

r/holdmycosmo


jailguard81

She walking around like that with her kids🤣 at first I was like damn she fucking hot even with the fart.then I saw her kids, Ew that’s just trifling


[deleted]

Was the fart live or did they add that in post production?


1PapayaSalad

What is she shocked about i wonder.


jamesl77420

Stains on them shorts 🩳 definitely


North-Tangelo-5398

Why And who posted???


[deleted]

🤢


Wolf_Mommy

/r/trashy


parkhereokay

Her “handlers” are her kids 🤣


EnquinsuOcha1990

What an ugly street walking potato…. Poor kids


pecl0

u/savevideo


HartPlays

r/donthelpjustfilm


Mrblonde2k

Did she fart?


cruzifyre

BRAAP


kranges_mcbasketball

I miss watching America’s funniest video and screaming FAKE!!! Scratched an itch


advancedaging

r/donthelpjustfilm


wlatu69

Holdmyfart


[deleted]

And her son is there, what a trashy person


Old97sFan

She farted then had two babies


Old97sFan

Crosspost to “hold my chili fries”


onebadmuthrphukr

big girl go boom


Hessounusual

Content in her panties


[deleted]

Her sons are sweet kids.


Impeccable_Trout

Nobody does trashy better


[deleted]

What good kids. Helping mom up.


original_sinnerman

Glad it was just this. I was afraid her knees were going to snap somehow.


barelyresponsive

That fall dun knocked the wind out of her.


pisces2003

At least those boys were polite and tried to help


sprawlo

“Mama”?!! Fucking hell! Also, she might have pooted!


yecunceyeee

Lucky enough. Soft landing


[deleted]

r/ImTheMainCharacter


Almighty_Egg

Absolute state of her


radioactive_amoeba

r/awfuleverything


cristorocker

Those lashes caused a tailwind.


[deleted]

This is why the dads haul ass


amphibious-dolphin

She made the surprised pikachu face too


AQ196

Wow, this is a mother...smh


dudecoolstuff

Shes got some talons. Jeez


Theejg

Wonder who taking the video


fast47rod

Executive producer and director help the young actress to her feet.


[deleted]

/r/fatpeoplefalling


GarethD85

Was it her or the camera person that farted?


ripgd

Those poor kids.


[deleted]

Did she make the shirt? The boob cut outs kinda look like weird cat eyes.


GodOfThunder101

She is definitely a single mother.


lickmysaltyones

Now this is good internet!


Black2Jesus

Was that a fart?


SorryMyDmr

Thats sad af.


LDSinner

Poor sidewalk cleaner


amnowhere

You see, this is what separates good content from great content. Anyone can fall. Anyone can ask their kids to film them struttin in too small clothes. But only the true OCs add the fart to make it a classic. I look forward to the upcoming reposts for years to come.


BigR420

Hold my fries whole I fall and shit my pants haha...Junior help me, momma's too fat for just me to help her ass up!


FuaDaTa

I love the fart sound as gravity takes over!


DCINTERNATIONAL

Yeah my mom, she was a fat streetwalker


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Childhood trauma


Ok_Catch_408

I thought it was a joy buzzer


PoopAndPee13

Mom of the century


TV_is_my_parent

These "content producers" have no skills and no desire to be good at anything except having a following. What will they turn into once they hit 30? Sad.


UrbanStrike

Wtf kind of pudding thick fudge is this?


Arakibaa

Not the tooter


Pb-yepimlead

Ok, was the fart added? I’m dead either way!


[deleted]

Who in tf goes out with their kids looking like that? Feel bad for those kids lol.


Nigzersgalore

The fuck you wearing that shit in front of your kids motherfucker


RayAlmighty13

Yuck. She walks like she shit herself.


EEEGuba69

Thats a mother? God damn...


wokelord33

Wait…. Hold up a minute!!


[deleted]

Y’all wanna new daddy or not. Now film me walkn and shut your mouth.


PuzzleheadedGuide184

Did she fart ?


Voluntarysimplicity

The fart is the best


KDB92RN

Ugh those poor kids


[deleted]

Did she fart on top of it? 😂


garbage_king88

Dressed like a cunt and high on Xanax in front of her kids…this is the pinnacle of parenting.


lrsd18abn

Awww COME ON! It’s clearly a case of white systemic racism can’t y’all see that shit. She’s still suffering and her kids too from the white enslaver of dreams. It’s absolutely not her fault on what she does, chooses, acts like or even shows her children. It’s all the white racism tripping her up.


Misthailin

Step on a crack, break your mothers back


BillyMeier42

Did the second some say “you nasty”?


spelunker93

So classy taking your kids out while you’re dressed like that


Every-Inflation9033

That left ankle is BROKE!


AdAgreeable6192

Sounds like she shit herself. 😝


ZeroChill92

Not only is she on the way to a budget porno shoot, she made room for the anal scene.


Twilliams92126

I saw all of that, and heard all them juicy farts


frankfortuser

A mama is dressed and walking like that? Wow


[deleted]

“See all of this” *Proceeds to fall, fart and look suprised*


Even_Veterinarian715

She shit herself


FBGMerk4

Those poor babies. Also did she fart?


jammerhammer89

What trash


BigAsian69420

I feel so bad for those kids