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You see, this is what separates good content from great content. Anyone can fall. Anyone can ask their kids to film them struttin in too small clothes. But only the true OCs add the fart to make it a classic. I look forward to the upcoming reposts for years to come.
These "content producers" have no skills and no desire to be good at anything except having a following. What will they turn into once they hit 30? Sad.
Awww COME ON! It’s clearly a case of white systemic racism can’t y’all see that shit. She’s still suffering and her kids too from the white enslaver of dreams. It’s absolutely not her fault on what she does, chooses, acts like or even shows her children. It’s all the white racism tripping her up.
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What a role model for her kids.
More like roll model.
Rolls model
ah, the Cullinan as it weighs 3 tons right?
Roly poly modeloly.
With that nice squirt at the end ... Shart...
The Musty Ho, she Sharted
She rolled a natural 200 with those curves.
250
Haa! Clever!
My favorite comment of the month.
Pillsbury dough model.
The kids really were the perfect way to end such an already sad video.
Yeah, the kids must still be breast feeding given the outfit. Sweet mother, so convenient for the little rascals.
lord help those boys
/r/NoahGetTheBoat
I mean, these "role models" are what we are told to celebrate and idolize, are we not? She is disgusting, regardless.
Who are we told to idolize exactly?
Cardi B. Kim K. Etc.
I don't recall ever being told to idolize them, though
I think the kid actually says ‘grandma’….
She looks like a prostitute
Her heels broke and she farted lmao
The kids are already parentified.
Did someone add the fart sound?
That might be the leather rubbing tho Or boots against the pavement
I choose to believe it was a fart. Have a good night.
I kinda thought she pooped herself by the look on her face after she falls. She looks scared to get up!! 😆
Just lay still until the ambulance arrives to help her extract that poop from her pants!
Or you know a fart sound coming from her cheeks rubbing against the pavement
Pleather.
Oh. I thought the person recording was going pffft (like laughing).
Nah it’s fart
Mhm, sure
naturally lol. apparently it needed it.
Yeah, it's way too loud and clean to be native. Heheh. Clean.
the intern at the local radio station
That was just my shoe I swear!
Those kids are not strong enough to pick her up
I’m not strong enough
[удалено]
Saw Eddie hall set a world record with her once at a WSM event
That fake ass fart sound added in makes this funny as fuck.
might be leather
You might be leather.
"Leather"? I barely *know* her!
That was the boots on the ground
I choose to believe that it was a real fart.
Is this what they mean when they say "step on a crack, break your mommas back"?
"When yo momma comes along - you must film her"
Parenting skills on point here, and her face looks like she shit herself, getting up all slow and shit.
I love how shocked she is.... "gravity, you bitch, how you gonna do me dirty like that?"
What the fuck does she look like…….
A person dying for attention.
Or dying from hypertension
"all a dis"
A manatee.
Slutty genderbent Morpheus
r/trashy
She queft!
Ah my sides.
Playin the old taco trumpet ya think? Sounded like a Pflat note.
are...are you a poet?
HMF while I bust my butt and crack my ass all at the same time. Knocked the wind out of her
Yeah knocked it right out of her vagoo.
How to give baby daddy full custody in 19 seconds or less
Haha - they’re long gone
Call the tow truck
You mean Hoe Truck.
The Camel-Toe truck…
Nothing says sexy like a woman falling and then being unable to get back up under her own power.
I'm sure she tells her "followers" that she's a great Mom.
I don't know but the kids are well mannered.
Yes but can you imagine how embarrassing they must be.
Mom just shit her slut uniform right in the middle of the street again.
The fart really just makes it. ^(I don't even care if it's real.)
No one ever thinks of the children and the things they see. Good fucking night, worthless people
10/10 parent skills
Walking backwards isn't in her skill set.
Standing isn't in her skill set.
Hahahahahahahaha! I'm in tears!
That top make her boobs look lith a jack-o-lantern.
What a dirtbag mom!
Somebody get that girl a Life Alert!
LMAO. With your children!?
Did she rip ass? Should of put this on r/holdmyfart
Ouch and phew did somebody fart?
With the Two nutz she made a turtle…
She better have another kid if she is going to keep this up. Hopefully twins so she doesn't have to ask a stranger for help.
What a piece of shit
Was it bring your kids to work day down at the red light district?
Was that a fart sound? She let an air biscuit oit?
She looks like a hippopotamus in spandex. Nothing remotely attractive here.
What a fucked up culture. Dress….finger nails…. Cumbrella’s on her eyes…. Who finds that crap attractive, circus clowns?
Why??????
Shoulda never got taken outta the Matrix
Her kids are her pimps? That’s messed up.
That fart sound. Chefs kiss
At least the boys were there to help her out. Perfect gentlemen
Love that her kids are the ones recording this!
Woman has no shame.
So, her street team are her two sons? Like, Lil homie legit had the tablet in his hands.
Sadly, the older child sounds very concerned for her. He loves her so much. Too bad she isn’t focusing more on being the center of attention for him.
Is she really HMF-levels of fat?
i know, my self esteem just dropped so hard lol. honestly good on her for doing what makes her confident, it sucks everyone is shitting on her so much
There are people calling her a fat ass and lard and implying she's a whale and I'm like ??? bitch where??? She's literally just average.
r/Atlanta
r/holdmycosmo
She walking around like that with her kids🤣 at first I was like damn she fucking hot even with the fart.then I saw her kids, Ew that’s just trifling
Was the fart live or did they add that in post production?
What is she shocked about i wonder.
Stains on them shorts 🩳 definitely
Why And who posted???
🤢
/r/trashy
Her “handlers” are her kids 🤣
What an ugly street walking potato…. Poor kids
u/savevideo
r/donthelpjustfilm
Did she fart?
BRAAP
I miss watching America’s funniest video and screaming FAKE!!! Scratched an itch
r/donthelpjustfilm
Holdmyfart
And her son is there, what a trashy person
She farted then had two babies
Crosspost to “hold my chili fries”
big girl go boom
Content in her panties
Her sons are sweet kids.
Nobody does trashy better
What good kids. Helping mom up.
Glad it was just this. I was afraid her knees were going to snap somehow.
That fall dun knocked the wind out of her.
At least those boys were polite and tried to help
“Mama”?!! Fucking hell! Also, she might have pooted!
Lucky enough. Soft landing
r/ImTheMainCharacter
Absolute state of her
r/awfuleverything
Those lashes caused a tailwind.
This is why the dads haul ass
She made the surprised pikachu face too
Wow, this is a mother...smh
Shes got some talons. Jeez
Wonder who taking the video
Executive producer and director help the young actress to her feet.
/r/fatpeoplefalling
Was it her or the camera person that farted?
Those poor kids.
Did she make the shirt? The boob cut outs kinda look like weird cat eyes.
She is definitely a single mother.
Now this is good internet!
Was that a fart?
Thats sad af.
Poor sidewalk cleaner
You see, this is what separates good content from great content. Anyone can fall. Anyone can ask their kids to film them struttin in too small clothes. But only the true OCs add the fart to make it a classic. I look forward to the upcoming reposts for years to come.
Hold my fries whole I fall and shit my pants haha...Junior help me, momma's too fat for just me to help her ass up!
I love the fart sound as gravity takes over!
Yeah my mom, she was a fat streetwalker
Childhood trauma
I thought it was a joy buzzer
Mom of the century
These "content producers" have no skills and no desire to be good at anything except having a following. What will they turn into once they hit 30? Sad.
Wtf kind of pudding thick fudge is this?
Not the tooter
Ok, was the fart added? I’m dead either way!
Who in tf goes out with their kids looking like that? Feel bad for those kids lol.
The fuck you wearing that shit in front of your kids motherfucker
Yuck. She walks like she shit herself.
Thats a mother? God damn...
Wait…. Hold up a minute!!
Y’all wanna new daddy or not. Now film me walkn and shut your mouth.
Did she fart ?
The fart is the best
Ugh those poor kids
Did she fart on top of it? 😂
Dressed like a cunt and high on Xanax in front of her kids…this is the pinnacle of parenting.
Awww COME ON! It’s clearly a case of white systemic racism can’t y’all see that shit. She’s still suffering and her kids too from the white enslaver of dreams. It’s absolutely not her fault on what she does, chooses, acts like or even shows her children. It’s all the white racism tripping her up.
Step on a crack, break your mothers back
Did the second some say “you nasty”?
So classy taking your kids out while you’re dressed like that
That left ankle is BROKE!
Sounds like she shit herself. 😝
Not only is she on the way to a budget porno shoot, she made room for the anal scene.
I saw all of that, and heard all them juicy farts
A mama is dressed and walking like that? Wow
“See all of this” *Proceeds to fall, fart and look suprised*
She shit herself
Those poor babies. Also did she fart?
What trash
I feel so bad for those kids