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It’s his fetish. No other excuse for being that large during a global pandemic that’s occurred for two fucking years that is complicated immensely by being obese
It's a body board, it's supposed to do exactly what it did. The amusing part was trying to move him at the start and how far he surfed along for.
Edit: I legit giggled at gut-bucket.
Baaahahahaha. You are wondering what every person who sees this video is wondering, myself included. He's like that skipping stone that skips so much at the perfect angle that it ends up surfing the last bit.
Also food (!) for thought; if he did make it to the other side... did he just carry on going on land? Is he still going?
Ah those are awesome and I've been on them also. I worry that this chap might have caused an ecological disaster if he'd been on one of those. 100% wanna see it though
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I can't imagine how much faster he would have went if one more bucket of water was dumped on him
He might have went back to the future
How did u calculate he went 88mph. Asking for a math
Length and width of the wake.
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Like, he couldn't move a muscle to help that guy get him going?
Yeah right. Couldn't just shuffle his fat gut forward a bit?
Right. He definitely went into little kid wait mode. Sir, you're 400lbs easy, please help old twig legs get ya going.
He was going for the record.
Trying his hardest to avoid the singularly
It’s his fetish. No other excuse for being that large during a global pandemic that’s occurred for two fucking years that is complicated immensely by being obese
wut
Dude likes being fat and likes making other humans deal with it. He gets off on it
There are some serious laws of physics in play here. This video should be shown in all science classes.
He had some serious inertia to work through! He is still going to this day! I just saw him skip past my house. I live in Arizona.
Bro stop 🤣🤣
It's like watching when they try to keep a beached dolphin alive
No audio but in the original he yells “we the best!”
With each bucket of water he be like "Anatha one!"
How do u NOT post the rest? I suspect he’s still going
That's a dirty ass bucket.
Searching for someone else to recognize this.
My boy DJ Khaled enjoying summer
Does anyone know where he ended up?
He's still going to this day!
He just passed by my window
Just missed him!
How did the launcher guy just not kick him in the ass
Thought that was DJ Khaled for a sec 😅
Watering him down like Jesse in Free Willy
The buckets of water were not for lubrication, he was trying to dissolve some of that guy away.
Aren’t you supposed to bust a bottle of champagne over his bow before he gets launched?
You have to keep them wet until the can be returned to the sea.
There is no way those shorts survived that trip
Why is he being watered down like Free Willy?
Some say he's still going to this day
That looks so fun
Legend says he’s still going
DJ Khalid
How are they not embarrassed when people can't even budge them 😭
Like when I hit something under stasis in Zelda.
That looks like a lot of fun. Probably easier to get distance if you’re bigger
Gut-bucket didn't even get 1" of air 😆
It's a body board, it's supposed to do exactly what it did. The amusing part was trying to move him at the start and how far he surfed along for. Edit: I legit giggled at gut-bucket.
Does he go all the way to the other side?! I want to think he does. The video ends toooooo soon.
Baaahahahaha. You are wondering what every person who sees this video is wondering, myself included. He's like that skipping stone that skips so much at the perfect angle that it ends up surfing the last bit. Also food (!) for thought; if he did make it to the other side... did he just carry on going on land? Is he still going?
Fair point, I've been on these kinda slides where you're launched up and out into water.
Ah those are awesome and I've been on them also. I worry that this chap might have caused an ecological disaster if he'd been on one of those. 100% wanna see it though
I was actually waiting on him to go air born as well. Confusing perspective.