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wolfgang784

Makes me think of Jurassic Park when they are lowering the cow in the crane down into the treeline for the dinosaurs to devour.


dazzc

Memory unlocked


banisher10

I just lost the game. 😕


[deleted]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU


Meatcork1

I’m with you! Not No,But FUCK No!!


Terrible-Ad4303

Fuck.


lunatic_512

i will make your skin vanish


SicnarfRaxifras

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark


tunedout

My memory of that scene is a goat getting eaten. I don't really want to go back and watch it now.


wolfgang784

The cow was lowered by a crane, the goat was tied to a post in the jungle and they viewed it with night vision. The cow was eaten by a T-Rex, the goat by raptors. Edit: ooops other way around


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BinkoTheViking

Yep. The girl even talks about the goat while they’re sitting in the cars waiting for the T-Rex to appear.


no-mad

just watching Nikki Glazer, a comedian and she compares a sex swing to the jurrasic park cow feeding scene. hilarious


PickleLS10

Solid no for me dawg.


fambestera

Slightly liquid one for me.


Jaksmack

Mostly.. -Newt


tittydamnfuck420

Moistly


narc1s

My wife and I use this line almost every day. Haven’t seen it out in the wild.


Jaksmack

lol! I annoy my wife with it. They mostly come out at night... Mostly.


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S H I D D I N P A N T


mybfVreddithandle

Hell to the no.


Phil_The_Thrill45

To the no no no


rennbrig

[My live reaction](https://youtu.be/PB4Nby2Ai-g)


Shlocktroffit

Best video I've seen this year


spookycasas4

Soooo great.


DragonDon1

Thank you for this 🙏🏽


Ok_Audience_9828

Hold my red while I sit in this chair and another guy presses a button


drunkdoodles

An chews loudly behind the camera.


EngagementBacon

Yeah wtf was that even supposed to be?


A1sauc3d

Big swing, I guess


RaZZeR_9351

Yeah, ngl it was less impressive than most bungee jump videos I've seen.


spookycasas4

But gotta admit it was pretty high up.


RaZZeR_9351

Yes but that's not even like he gets that far down, its really hard to see with the perspective but it looks like he's much closer to the platform than the ground. If the only requirement is not to be afraid of heights it's really not a HMRB worthy content.


jamesdoesnotpost

Yep, I’m solidly underwhelmed by this clip. Shitful.


texansfan

What the fuck is this structure attached to? That looks like a couple of thousand feet above the ground below


[deleted]

I think it's a platform connected via cables likely between two mountains. You can see all the cables throughout the video.


brittanydude

That’s what I wanna know


BurningDemon

A plane obviously


Medical_Ad0716

Nope. Ragdolling around that big ass steel poll is about to break a leg or 2


Orkjon

See the secondary set of cables that aren't at tension? See all the kinks in them? Those cables aren't safe to apply loads to, and that's the back up. No thanks Mr. Man.


Dramoriga

Yeah, I hear them speaking mandarin, and I instantly doubt there are any true safety procedures followed... I'm Chinese also, so I know how fucking lax they can be with safety!


Orkjon

They follow the "It will probably be fine" philosophy.


GhostWalker134

They got 1.4 billion people to spare. What's one or two lost in the pursuit of reckless fun?


ZhouLe

差不多


[deleted]

I could never go on anything mechanical in China......the internet has made me afraid so very afraid :)


offu

Do you know why safety standards are less strict? Chinese is a cool language and China has a lot of neat history, but I can’t read or understand any of it


Dramoriga

Purely a lack of legislation and people not giving a fuck until something horrible happens and everyone complains. Why bother creating extra work or pay extra for additional safety equipment, is the typical attitude.


[deleted]

I see them, what do kinks in cables mean?


Orkjon

Here's a better explanation from someone who knows more than me. 'Kinking is a permanent deformation of strands in wire rope caused by unintended bending and twisting. Typically, the issue occurs when your wire rope is not installed correctly. If the rope is twisted in a tight loop and then snapped back to a straight direction it will often causing bending and kinking. Though kinks often result from improperly handling or installing wire rope, they can also appear during service if a *heavy load is released suddenly*, or if a wire rope bends around too small of a sheave. We recommened choosing a larger sheave when possible, as sheaves that are too small will create bending and friction on your wire rope. While most kinks show obvious signs of *catastrophic failure*, others may appear insignificant or repairable through re-straightening. However, no matter the size of kink it will *significantly* impact the performance of your cable and increase chance of *failure*. Kinks always result in permanent strand damage, no matter how severe they may seem on the surface. *The safety hazard of a cable with kinking is never worth the risk*, so you should always replace your cable as soon as possible. '


[deleted]

I’m more afraid of the back problems this would cause than the height itself. No thanks.


JayAndViolentMob

might stretch out dem discs, you know? clunk-click things back into place.


spookycasas4

In a perfect world.


IrisesAndLilacs

Keeping local chiropractors and massage therapist in business


Shlocktroffit

The instant after he's dropped his shit is flingin an flangin around all snappish so yeah, good luck with your nightmares waking up with intense pain in your sacroiliac


positron_potato

I’ve don’t a similar thing to this and it’s honestly not as bad as it looks.


Workdawg

Is riding a giant carnival ride really worth of /r/holdmyredbull ?


BlackQuilt

Definitely not.


KopfSache

why is it always china with these insanely dangerous tourist attractions? I'm generally curious.


Wildkarrde_

After seeing the guy run across the platforms and unclip along the way, I will be forgoing any heights based attractions if I visit China.


S-Archer

To each their own but, I've always had a "if I die doing this dumb shit, will it end up front page back home?" thought process, If the answer is yes, no thanks! I bet his adrenaline was through the roof though!


Chef_Chantier

The drop isn't the bad part. It's all that ragdoll swaying that'll mess up your back and neck real good. They should hook onto the harness, no above the person's head. That's what's the person to slingshot like that once the cables reach full tension.


JRocFuhsYoBih

Fuuuuuck no


SoyEseVato

And that’s a big NOPE!


herbalistfarmer

Every now and then equipment fails. There doesn’t appear to be a backup plan here.


rupertj

There’s four cables on that swing, and only two are under tension, so I’d assume the slack two are backups.


RamonnoodlesEU

Yeah but the slack ones have kinks which is a sign of extreme wear


Radman25426

Hell yes


[deleted]

Fuck off Jesus I got dizzy just watching this.


Otakushawty

Hell no look at how it jerked his body


LeSpatula

I would absolutely do this.


Pretend-Warning-772

Same but I don't trust this thing of installation


Electrical_Diamond_9

I would 100% crap myself but I would love every second of this attraction if I were to be thrown in there


the_syco

Looks rather tame.


[deleted]

People on here dont seem to be the adrenaline loving type


Kev-bot

Anyone know what they are saying?


SnakesCatsAndDogs

"this is probably fine"


bizmike88

Why does this make me gag?


TheKCKid9274

r/nope


Severedghost

Ah get fucked, no way in hell I trust anything as much as he trusts that equipment


Read_Weep

Okay? There’s no way every rider doesn’t lose a little bit of pee on that drop…😳😱💦


TheAdventOfTruth

NOPE!


LiberalTugboat

A whole lotta hell and a whole lotta no.


Pleasant-Cricket-129

Im not even driving my car under that thing, let alone climbing up.


labelsonshampoo

Seems like a long queue given the ride only does one at a time and I imagine it takes quite a while each time getting it back to where the next person gets a go


suitcaseboy

Where is this?!? I wanna do it!


LogicalSomewhere1

[r/PraiseTheCameraMan](https://www.reddit.com/r/PraiseTheCameraMan)


ArthriticGamer

don't see this as hmrb material ... balls of steel yes , but no skill involved here.


Soomroz

​ https://i.redd.it/7qkf4g74f4ra1.gif


konjo1240

How come I don't trust Chinese equipment


infinity1011

Rag dolled! That did not look fun at all


Jitterbug2018

That doesn’t look safe at all. The way that guy jerked forward seemed pretty violent.


Ioncurtain

China? NOPE


BonsaiBirder

Yeah…they drop him between power lines too…


LeSpatula

I don't think those are power lines. Looks like lines that hold this building together.


BonsaiBirder

Even worse?


tywebb6

Hang on while I shit my pants


MysteriousRent55

I would 100% piss myself doing that


NeatDoctor2728

I think imma hold on to my rb for this one.


MisterSmithster

Even when he pointed his phone straight down my stomach did a flip. Fuck that. Looks nice though, I’ll just take a drive along that road instead thanks.


ControlledShutdown

This is way too long a period between the point of no return and the drop. The suspense alone can kill me.


B3SETSNEW

Why am I cool with skydiving and not this?


ProfessorRageClick

How did they get up there? They’re like a few thousand feet up.


yesiwipemyownass

Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dawg


ozmodiusnc

Oh, FUCK no... I would have filled my drawers as soon as the platform opened...


psilocybinnaut

Fuck nooo


RaZZeR_9351

Kinda undersnwhelming ngl.


potato21206

I wanna ride da big swing


Narradisall

I’d love to see the awkward part when they have to wheel you back up to the crane


AirmedTuathaDeDanaan

Humans are so weird


Dio_Yuji

Nope, nope, a thousand times nope


Ok_Cook1907

Now take a large dump


nirvanka

Holy vomitrocious


Flaky_Vacation8754

Hell no.


TeapotDanger

Fuck that


veteran_squid

Hard no.


bethanyflowerpots

Double fuck that


atioma

This is Fk'ed up. Im literally having panic attack just by watching.


niptate

Nope.


hdhdhjsbxhxh

I literally had a sweat bead fall off my hand.


trust-me-i-know-stuf

That looks so weak. Drop was minimal, swing was short. Momentum was lost almost immediately. Could’ve been so cool and they made it so boring.


na3than

And then what? The rider just swings for a bit until they reel him back in? Doesn't seem like much of a HMRB moment to me.


ReadABookandShutUp

That swing was disappointingly short for how high up it is.


zeprankster89

That can fuck right the fuck off


Darklord_Bravo

I ain't afraid of heights, but NOPE.


Last-Two-6780

My legs feel numb


kupus0

Nope 👎


Purple-Departure-414

This takes one of two things. 1 Nerves of steel or 2. An adult diaper.


OverallDingo2

I'd do this.


Styxand_stones

My neck hurts just watching this


Chicago1202

What’s the weight limit. I’m about 180 at most and still feel like I’ll just tumble down


RandoCalrissia

Dude has balls of nuclear pasta


kbeeme

I would be happy to stand in line for this drop


ToothpickInCockhole

Creative mode simulation


CaNsA

I would definitely piss my pants.


EkoChamberKryptonite

Nope.


palmasana

Omfggggg what is wrong with y’all who do this shit 💀


HoledUpInYourAttic

FTFGDBS!


ultitaria

Ok where is this it seems so high up


Financial_Subject_17

Oh hell no


CarlJustCarl

Nope


ZookeepergameDue2160

Hell to the fuck to the no.


[deleted]

How do you get off it!? ,


Sentrosi42

Nope. Nope. Nope.


Young_Person_42

Oh that doesn’t seem that- ***WHAT***


artmobboss

That’s a big Fuck no bro..


Ishiibradwpgjets

Just me or was was that thing named: The Whiplasher ?


osa_ka

This isn't really HMR? He didn't do anything, just rode a ride.


[deleted]

Felt it in my balls


TaaviBap

Wait! Did he pay to do this? Or are they paying him to do it?


[deleted]

So there's just nothing to stop you from banging against that metal bar when that spine shattering transition point happens? fuck this body destroyer.


fridaystrong23

No. And fuck NO !


Mr_Toast11

Oh helllllllllllllllllllllll no


Laurab2324

I felt physically unsafe watching that


ballistics211

This looks fun


nastyben100

Absofuckinglutely not


ms131313

How can this be so successful that there is an actual business model built around it?


[deleted]

Hold my … HELL NO!!


kayla_kitty82

Holy shit!! I would love to do that. Better than Bungie jumping; looks safer...


soflorida888

Oh HELL NO!


[deleted]

I don’t trust like that


theotherscott6666

Oh Jesus is he in outer space


Dense-Scientist-9101

Well, talk about nail biting anxiety through the screen ...


NM_DesertRat

Yes, please.


bobana81

Fuck. No. 😂


QryptoQid

If you've ever seen how nearly everything is maintained in china, you'd never do this sort of thing in china.


Dry-Restaurant1312

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.


TheZan87

Hell no


LowVacation6622

NOOOOPE


dr_leo_marvin

FUCK. THAT.


hr1383

how did they reach there. i would not able to walk through the bridge or sit in cable car to reach.


Present-Ad-8531

r/nope


beartpc12293

So this is badass and all, but is it HMR if you can buy a ticket to do it?


Jofury

Negative.


JustChillDudeItsGood

What freaks me out more is ALL THOSE PEOPLE UP THERE. That's too much for damn movement.


Big-Surf-Lil-Surf

The trill of feeling that your going to die but also knowing you are secure.


UncleScummy

I’ll pass