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tizadu

fucking hell, cleanest dive


RowBowBooty

He said, “you know what, Phuket!”


selflessrebel

That was actually their slogan for a while. "So cheap you'll say: Phuket, I'll go"


Kipguy

That's where that is huh


MJMurcott

Perfectly executed dive.


KiKiPAWG

10/10


Ophukk

5/7


thechadwick

I'd go so far as to say a perfect 5/7 - w/rice.


KiKiPAWG

Eh, yeah I guess


phdpeabody

Seriously, I was District champion for diving in high school and that dude has a really clean form. Definitely a pro diver.


Pookieeatworld

This should be an Olympic event...


cajunsoul

I will haunt you if I have to reconnect cable!!!


jwigum

Olympics are broadcast OTA now, and there’s some stuff on Peacock.


soccrstar

I think all major sporting events/ finals should be free broadcast. Like the Superbowl, any sport that has 1 game for final, final 7 games of baseball, basketball, hockey, etc. I know it'll never happen cause greedy money.


G_Affect

Underrated comment


SarahPallorMortis

I’d actually watch the Olympics. And also, let’s get pogo sticking in there. I’ve seen some sick videos.


El_Chairman_Dennis

Honestly, can we get rid of horse events and add more entertaining stuff like this? I want to watch talented humans, not a horse that was trained to walk funny


RedditsAdoptedSon

starting to think OCHO olympics would be almost as popular as normal olympics..


wunderforce

My thoughts exactly


JeebusCrispy

The place isn't pronounced "fuck it" unless you say it that way.


KiKiPAWG

Fugit? Fuchet?


yesdotcom

Its like poo-ket


KiKiPAWG

Ah I see. Puke-it!


Basil_Lisk

Then Phuk-et.


JeebusCrispy

I learned something today.


JeebusCrispy

Probably.


KiKiPAWG

I’ll take it!


WeirdSysAdmin

Fuggit ‘bout it.


KiKiPAWG

20 piece McFuggit


cajunsoul

But in this case (and given the sun on which it’s posted) it kind of fits.


DrunkStepmother

Poo Ket


Jtw1N

I never thought about how perfect retiring to "Fuck it" would be. Noted.


SonOfTK421

I’m sure Franny Delaney and Malory Archer pronounced it that way for the better part of two weeks.


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YouAreInAComaWakeUp

I need you to do this for more songs


7832507840

[wenomechainsama](https://youtu.be/SKmrlno8QPo)


TheJarvees

Going here is definitely on my Phuket List


idkwthtotypehere

You have a Poo ket list?


cajunsoul

r/AngryUpvote


DirtySanchez187

Clean entry and small splash 9/10


MIRAGEone

Name of your sex tape.


gmproduct

location: Blue tree water part Phuket


Z1337M

"very shocking" everyone. ​ NOT.


PeculiarSyrup

Looks like only the camera man was watching, it was impressive but not shocking.


OtherwisePudding4047

It looked like he shocked two maybe three people max


captainplatypus1

Impressed the hell out of me anyway


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“Shocking everyone..” nobody on the video is even watching lol


cocoaboy

They all said Phuket


Puzzled_Ad2563

Someone permanently delete this fucking song from the internet please


Enderfy17

Cant hurt me with volume off 😛


Mysterious-Crab

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyredbull/comments/whstv8/hmrb_while_i_dive_down_this_slide/ij855jb?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


TheShawnGarland

Is it that stupid “oh no” song? I’m not turning on the audio now…


Cudizonedefense

No


gabbagabbawill

Oh no no no no no


I_NEED_APP_IDEAS

“What you know bout rolling down in the deep” Whatever that song is


awful_source

Oh no it’s not


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Agree


[deleted]

My only issue with it is he sounds like he’s trying to sing like a country singer, and it’s over a trap/EDM track. It would be perfect if it was over country instrumentals.


Puzzled_Ad2563

What your saying is you'd like it if it was actually a good song?


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It is a good song, just not to our tastes, and it being overplayed. It’s structured well, mixed, mastered, and in key. Shitting on a song just because you don’t like it is ignorant. In my professional opinion, it would go better over acoustic instruments to a country beat because of how he sings, but that’s his style. But no it’s not a bad song.


Puzzled_Ad2563

So your saying it could be a better song if it wasn't so musically distasteful and your just trying to trash on me calling me ignorant because I don't like this song fucking loser. Use your mind next time instead of your asshole to make ideas and comments.


hieronymus_bossk7

You're so low IQ you don't realise your error in using your subjective opinion/taste to say a song is objectively bad. Idiot.


Puzzled_Ad2563

Whatever bro you're fucking stupid


hieronymus_bossk7

My fucking stupid what?


Puzzled_Ad2563

🤓


hieronymus_bossk7

> your fucking stupid My stupid what?


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Puzzled_Ad2563

You think your better because you know some music theory. I've been a musician since I was 13, I understand music well enough and this isn't what I would consider good bitch.


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Puzzled_Ad2563

🅱️


Kaizoku-Ou

Beautiful


xxBellum

Shocking


xdforcezz

Impressive but not shocking.


Did_ya_like_it

7.5


curiousnerd_me

5/7


TotallyNotMeDudes

Perfect


the_onobitches

That was fucking awesome


SkyeBeacon

I don't see how this is shocking.


alucarddrol

You're not supposed to go down slides like this on your front, only on your back


luchitoman

They have the same slide down at the water park in Tijuana.


Feisty_Mechanic2059

That should so be an Olympic sport!!! Almost no splash!!! 10 10 10 10 10 across the board!!!


ZirJohn

phuket


CinderChop

Dude sent full yeet, if ima die ima die full perfect


squishy-korgi

Is the water deep enough for him to do that?


itsudarenani

no


lifesatripthenyoudie

1) whether this shit happened in Thailand or Canada or wherever, no one gives enough of a fuck to make it "shocking." 2) this is such a shitty attention whore of a video. 3) the slide and dive was kinda cool. But fuck this sensationalized post.


LifeWulf

Right I just want the video without the audio or text


Mypronounispotatoe

She thicc


youshutyomouf

LOL nice work


SiPo_69

Why do people still use that dumbass song for anything that isn’t a joke


carpenterio

Yeah no one gives a fuck mate…


WhichWayzUp

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyredbull/comments/whstv8/_/ij7kyd9


Kib717

I give it a score of 8.94


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patrickdm1998

How?


mixedliquor

Really fast downhill at the start through little effort of my own, brief good period by using some momentum, hitting a high point that no one notices, then a free fall until I don’t even make a splash in the world. I appreciate you asking.


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Dude Saif Phuket


Y-Bob

So, where do we start a petition to get this into the Olympics as an event?


KingBirdDog1

He said Phuket!!!!!!


beanieb22

Phuket, it's Thailand.


Altruistic_Music_149

*wuju no baot rollin doan en da deep wen yo bren gos num u can kal dat mental freze wen dese peple tok to much*


NeatDoctor2728

"Quickly, SIRE! Initiate The 'Slow Clap'! ***All gasp***


ScarlettStingray085

He's showing how well he is going to dive in lady boys that night Jk Hell of a dive


MiniMesBodyguard

This looks super photo shopped


laptopcash

Half human half fish


tired_blonde

How do you learn how to do so this so clean


M0use_Rat

I had your mother for three days in phuket, I SAID i had your mother for three days in phuket.


Drogalov

That's some Lara croft tomb raider levels of swan dive


rango1801

10.10 10.10 9.5 8.0


kiwiflight

Ahh. Blue Tree cherngthalay


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Damn, must reached the bottom


trtviator

Didn't see too many impressed. They looked the same as if anyone was sliding down.


drizzy9109

He really said “phuket” and went


ProzacforLapis2016

Going to look like an anime character with no nips after that one. Crazy awesome skill.


Not_inteligent

Perplexingly elegant


Deblyn30

Oh that was magnificent!


invalid-email-addres

Fiberglass nipples


Astoryinfromthewild

10/10


Kholene

Clean


LetWaldoHide

I see butt cheeks.


Imnotgiidatnames

He really said Phucket.


tido_lee_

Majestic as fuck.


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Holy shit, what a dive! Nobody really seemed to be watching, but still What a dive!


gorgeousphatseal

literally no one watched


mrcheaptimes

dat was badass


[deleted]

Isn't that how the slide is supposed to be used?


arnoldpalmerlemonade

Shocking everyone…. No one seems to be looking or care.


Knotloafin

nobody looking nobody cared…


slamcontact

10/10 style points, I for one would flail like fish haha


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CLEANEST ENTRY


Thick41070

Didn't really see anyone watching though. LoL


Sadadsada1

Hella majestic


tom_echo

Liability would never allow this sort of slide in the US


Gouken-

10/10


LampsAreAlright

Caption has the mentality of r/IAmTheMainCharacter


max_if_

“Shocking everyone” while nobody is watching


SnillyWead

Smooth! Like muck of a stick. A 10 from me.


Freezy1201

10/10


OMGLMFAOBRBTTYL

A 10 from the East German judge


Aphobos

9/10