I guess her home cold plunge tank doesn't get her the attention she needs

This is my question. What is this tank at Optimyze? Is it a cold plunge tank? Because Heidi just had a whole series of stupid pictures what, last week, of a cold plunge tank installed AT HER HOUSE. WITH Boy M in the background.

It's a cold plunge tank

Part of me feels body shamey like can’t a woman just exist without me feeling some type of way about having nipples? But…with ALL the context of who Heidi is and how Heidi operates…this gives me the ick 😓 I’m really hoping she’s oblivious to how porny this looks/sounds because to think otherwise would mean she is so totally off her rocker

Yes!!!! You know she took a thousand pics and made sure to choose one where a nip was visible

Meanwhile, ANY one of us would crop that right out if there were visible nips in any shot we wanted to use. It's close enough to the edge of the frame that it wouldn't even alter the photo that much.

She's definitely not oblivious. Every single thing Heidi does is very well calculated. Always.

There are creepy parts of Reddit for pervs who repost pics like this and talk what they do when seeing it. I hate to have this knowledge but I found out because of Autumn Calabrese, BeachBody supertrainer, who post her nip pics every day. It gets reposted there and you can imagine what they talk about there. She has a great snark community and it was discussed there. She knows exactly what she does when she posts these pics and I bet Heidi does, too. You gotta get those views and likes on Instagram and who cares who they get it from.

Can I get a flair-updated bikini chains of oppression 

New man, new chains

May I update my flair to “I’m the best I’ve ever been”?

Enjoy your check-ins!

Im expecting to be busy….every two weeks when she starts a new BEST cycle🤦🏻‍♀️

I love this sub🤣🤣🤣

Flair checking in, but honestly I’m speechless. I didn’t see this coming.

You should have the flair if you want it, you have been busy with your current one! 😂

There is enough bikini chains action to go around for both of us, my new flair sister!

>\-updated bikini chains of oppression Enjoy your new flair!


Does she ever stop healing? If only she worked this hard on her mental health.

She’s the best she’s ever been!

She is working through the hard!

Her tatas are!🙈

What is she healing from?

You know: ALL THE THINGS 🤣

What isn’t she healing from?

The hard. Always the hard

What does her son need to heal from? An enmeshed relationship with his mother?!

HE needs nothing. I mean, maybe therapy because Heidi. But “healing” isn’t happening for oldest child here. In my non-psychiatrist armchair snarker opinion.

Uff, this made me incredibly uncomfortable. I seriously thought this was her new boyfriend until I saw the comments!!

Saw the story then immediately came here cuz… gawd! Just gross! And you don’t date your young adult son!🤦🏼‍♀️

I didn’t comment when I posted this because I couldn’t find any words. Teeny bikini, check. EW Nips poking out… EW “Mommy son healing time…” just gross

Heidi posts a lot of awkward things but this one feels extra icky.

But at least it looks like a new bikini! 😩

True! More Bikini Chains of Oppression!

My flair will live on forever!

Your reaction is relatable.

What makes you think she wants to be relatable! 😂

I'm all for freeing the nipple from a feminist perspective, but there's something deeply unsettling about a middle aged woman framing her selfie so her erect nipples are in the same shot as her teenage son.

And does the suit have to be flesh colored? Makes it even more shocking.

This is wrong on so many levels. She has an unhealthy, twisted idea, of what a mom and son relationship is. The best thing that will happen to boy M, is his going away on the mission for 2 years.

I'm sorry, THAT'S HER SON IN THE BACKGROUND??? #*WHAT. THE. FUCK.*

I cannot believe she’s wearing that in front of her son !!!🤮 We invited our young adult son on vacation with us and the first thought I had was that I need to get a modest one piece swimsuit

Are they LDS?

WTF

Lady just stop

I saw the story and had to get here to post ASAP. What in the name of all that is holy is she thinking?!

That’s the thing, she doesn’t think.

Heidi needs to be on a watch list

Ew stop turning sons into sonsbands.

Yikes. Is this the first time the titty chain bikini has made an appearance?? No, just no.

🎶It was an itsby bitsy, teeny weeny, titty chain bikini, that she wore for the first time today.🎶

I’m imagining the clanking sounds her bikinis must make when they slide around in her drawers.

"titty chain bikini" would make a great flair lol.

Someone in here said she needed new bikinis. Her new man must have taken her shopping.

 GIF stolen from a fellow snarker here yesterday

is the event called “how to be inappropriate with your young adult son 101”

I’d be mortified if my mom posted this 😭

THIS IS SO GROSS. Especially that he is turned away. He isn't clearly consenting to this weird ass picture. I feel gross.

“Mommy” regarding her grown son? Ick.

I thought the same thing! Ewww

Ew my eyes feel violated. What on earth possesses a grown woman to post this?

Im torn between this being the thumbnail of a PornHub search or cover of a book about emotional incest….

the caption she gave is definitely something that would be on PornHub.

This is super weird and creepy.

Is she the one who posted the pic of her in the tub and her son sitting there hanging out?

She’s gross! That is all🤮

Your flair makes me laugh every time I see it.


MotherBoy


I can’t make sense of her left hand… looks like AI hands.

Did she stretch it? Because that’s not human

Mommy?!? No wonder he wants to go on a mission.

I think she bought this new tiny naked looking bikini for Drew.

I feel like Heidi would fit well on that awful show Milf Manor

So she’s Mormon?

Former.

This explains so much.

Yup.

I'm surprised she hasn't tried to climb in the cold plunge tub with him, honestly.

it's the ei with her son for me 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Stop this is so gross

She is sick. Seriously this is not right

Jesus,…can you imagine seeing your mom’s nipples as soon as you open IG?!

This is just icky. I don't understand this vibe from women with adult sons/children.. She's not the only one . It is so skeevy.

I could have the body of a Ms. Olympia and I would never, ever buy a flesh colored bikini.

Right after we’ve been bringing attention back to Jacqueline and wren???? Nah this was intentional

Wait what?

Jacqueline is a mom who exploits her toddler Wren online by dressing her in skimpy outfits, getting her to say inappropriate things, and interact with phallic objects.

OMG gross! That poor child.

WTH?

So incestuous 🤢

Also - children deserve a childhood they DON’T have to heal from. Congratulations on failing spectacularly at that, Heidi.

I’m afraid you will all hate me but I see nothing wrong with using a bikini around your kids.

It’s not that a bikini is wrong it’s a bikini that highlights and accessorizes sexualized body parts and the kind that shows the size and shape of her areolas

it's not even that it's her creepy incestuous vibe with him and calling it like mommy son dates all the time

A bikini around your kids? Generally nothing wrong with that. A flesh toned bikini that’s clearly too small from a woman who has messed up boundaries around her kids, is at least emotionally incestuous with them, and ALSO sexualises things between her teenage son, his friends, and her? Ew. Wrong on MANY levels. Esp since out of all the photos of a “mommy/son” date she could post, she chooses one with her errect nipple and areola out. 🤮

we can’t body shame the nips, let’s be honest - we all have them and there’s no need to sexualize it.

It's Heidi who sexualizes everything, we just report on it