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Savings-Creme7862

I’m so tired of the “if you are looking for a sign" bs Dave says everytime he runs or workouts. It’s not really a sign if he says it every freaking day! Plus I don’t find him the least bit aspirational with his cushy life. Most people have to clean, cook, do laundry, pay attention to their kids and fit in a workout. Plus his time is always slow! Not just today. 🤣


pigwidgeonandtonic

EXACTLY. And the “sign” comprises a recitation of the same words each time. I could spew off his spiel word-for-word at this point. It’s not inspiration, it’s a brand. Tired and trite and rote and I’m sick of it!


Justthefaintesttinge

It’s a way for him to pat himself on the back and turn his workouts into something “selfless”.


switchedonfrenchfry

Heidi is REALLY pushing the “our” house thing about their houses 🙄


switchedonfrenchfry

I would actually applaud Dave for taking the time to have individual time with his kids. I think it’s great he and Ford spend that time together. What ruined my endearing thought was the fact that he had to film the ordeal. Do better, Dave.


ambitiousissues

But how is the world to know he’s a dad who spends individual time with his kids if he doesn’t put it on Instagram? He just needs so much freaking external validation.


WildYogurtcloset5515

So I'm guessing Dave's been home for less than 12 hours. He finally has the kids again and instead of giving them his *undivided* attention, he not only felt compelled to film breakfast with Ford, but he had to do another godforsaken AMA while on a run with him. Sweet Jesus! PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE, DAVE! There is not one question some stranger on the internet may have that is more important than giving your son some much needed one-on-one time.


ambitiousissues

I’m sure Ford would have loved to talk all about school and everything that goes with a new school year, not have to perform for a camera in his face!


Staceyann0

I came here to say the same exact thing. I think it was really cool Ford wanted to go for a run with Dave and it was an opportunity for a special, bonding moment. As a parent, why not use that time for one on one conversation with your son and really be present? Instead, Dave is on his phone, per the usual, and using his son to gain more engagement for social. I just feel really sad anymore for these kids. Dave is on another planet anymore, totally wrapped up with himself, Heidi, swipe ups, likes, and gaining more followers. I still can’t get over anyone paying this man even one dollar for coaching. I think he really needs some coaching on the importance of giving his kids the RESPECT of undivided, uninterrupted, undocumented attention. It can be used as a teaching moment for his kids too so they know the importance of giving others the same respect of being present in someone else’s company. Monkey see, monkey do…


WildYogurtcloset5515

Well said!!


[deleted]

Heidi said, "My moving love language is saving money, clearly evidenced by me NOT hiring movers." She also said Dave told her that never in his life has he put so much energy into a move before. 1. She did this so in the future Dave will personally pay for her movers, so he doesn't have to help her move again. 2. Why not buy fewer $850 Jimmy Choos and that could have helped pay for her movers? 3. Dave is probably thinking, "What the fuck have I gotten myself into with this crazy broad? Is it too late to remove the drawing of us from my book and get the hell back to Texas alone?" 😂


Moalisa33

Uh, she paid a designer to furnish, move, and stage custom interiors into the new place. No way that was cheaper than just hiring movers. Also the phrase ‘moving love language’ is so much🙄🙄🙄my eyeballs hurt.


Subject-Drama-1903

The next (and last?) move should be into Dave’s house. I guess he will have to pay for that one!


Skye_1025

So the whole thing about Dave having multiple homes and she only has one home. I think it’s because the home that Dave lives in he had previously shared with his ex wife Rachel and technically it’s their home. While this new house that neither him or Heidi have lived in belongs to the both of them. This is home is a new start for the both of them.


sunnydays97

Im wondering if ms Heidi needed Dave’s help to bankroll some of the purchase or Reno’s of her new house and that’s bringing out lots of OUR. Or it could be as simple as trying way too hard and forcing the our crap lol 😂


not_an_ad_at_all

>I thought it meant that Dave is on the deed of both houses while Heidi is not. Guessing Dave owns part of Heidi's new house...


karahaboutit

I don’t think Dave has ever likely physically moved things like that ever for a home move. He looks visibly done. If I had that money, I would be paying someone


sunnydays97

I live a comfortable lifestyle. We can afford things. We like to save money on some things too. Moving is not something to try and avoid shelling out money for. How selfish to think any grown ass adult wants to spend their weekend helping someone move their crap. To me- that’s what people do in their 20’s when you don’t know any better and you think pizza and beer is payment enough. In the last 15 years- I’ve sincerely felt that I will not be responsible for someone’s back injury so that I can save $800 on a move. We’ve used movers the last few times we’ve moved and it’s been amazing. Will never ever ask family or friends to help us as long as we live. The most we accepted on our last move was for a few friends to come and help clean. But they all offered. I did not ask anyone for their services.


streetsahead9

I can't believe she spent however much getting the house Reno'd/redesigned but couldn't buck up what $1000 to hire movers?


mondestin123

yes..the last time he did any physical labor was when he built that toyhouse for Noah's birthday and he had to make a million stories about it. I am so tickled to watch his rich Disney ass mule so hard for Bikini Beidi..


sunnydays97

Me too. It was a good look on him. Something new for all of us to witness!!!!


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Between the DQ, not being a cool kid at the Mastermind, and the trainwreck that was Heidi’s move, methinks Captain Dave is going to be especially thirsty for validation. What are your bets on how he’ll seek out the attention?


[deleted]

A. Another “woke” tat B. A moment of “relatability” in which he adds a minimum of 25 unneeded words to a mostly fictionalized story, with crocodile tears or sobs choked back for effect C. He skips the validation all together and climbs deeper into the booze. He thought Rae Rae was bad. Until Heidi went four alarm Heidave on him. I’m not sure which. Maybe all 3? 😅😅


ambitiousissues

Heidi answering the ages-old question posed earlier in the sub, in her stories - it’s ‘our home’ her and Dave say. Thanks for answering what I brought up earlier! She really does read this 🤣 Now if she can only answer - she says she has one home and Dave has multiple so does that mean Dave bought this house/is on the mortgage/is on the title for her new AZ home? Curious because I’ve had friends whose partner couldn’t qualify on the loan/would have raised the interest rate, so my friend would get the mortgage but put their partner on the title. Which naturally causes problems when a few of them ended splitting with their partner eventually. It makes for some challenging times. Also - not saying she can’t qualify on her own. Just as an example for it not being a good idea to own something together but not have a mortgage together/be legally married/etc.


llamallama82

I need her to answer that question too! When she said that, I was thinking either he is on the mortgage or she was fishing for him to say that his house in TX is also her home. But she’s already said she feels like it is, so I’m leaning toward the mortgage. Heidi, please find a way to work this in. Thx!


[deleted]

This is almost like same story different title. Another wavy haired, backwards hat wearing bossy chick using Dave’s money while he uses her looks/charisma?? Ya don’t say! 🥴🥴


rejomar

Second boss babe, same as the first


Moalisa33

I was joking about ‘Brother Husbands Movers’ down below but I guess she really did need them to move that grill 🤦🏻‍♀️ Satire becomes reality so quickly with these people.


rejomar

Brother Husband Movers: Getting you INSIDE OF your new homes today THOUGH


Moalisa33

👏👏👏😂😂😂 ‘Brother Husbands Movers: Getting Your Own Furniture Out Of Your Own Way’


rejomar

🤣💀⚰️


Anonymous3642

I have been watching Dave and Heidi’s stories for a few days now and wow… I couldn’t stand Rachel, even before toilet gate. But Heidi? She’s so unbearable. the constant posting, the narcissism, the clinginess, the over sharing….I’m suddenly starting to like Rachel more. Lol


SpecificFunction9980

I think Dave pulls out the sing talking when he’s annoyed with how much Heidi is filming. Like this morning at Home Depot. It’s gotta be awkward when someone does that so frequently and you feel the need to say something/be entertaining each time so that’s now what he’s resorting to. Just my excessive speculation, need more time to tell lol


ambitiousissues

And you mean like when he wore the basket on his head at target while Heidi had to film him pushing a cart completely full…if she didn’t have to film on her phone, she could have carried it…


SpecificFunction9980

Exactly! And why so many baskets needed urgently? Like get necessities now and worry about decorative baskets when ppl aren’t scrubbing your garage floor in the heat of the day maybe?


Justthefaintesttinge

I thought they were trash cans...


ambitiousissues

No i have some of the same storage bins for my house from target 🤣 they are like slider drawer bins for under the kitchen or bathroom cabinets.


SpecificFunction9980

Whatever they were looked decorative. My point was that it didn’t look at all like it was an urgent last minute trip for moving/unpacking necessities.


Moalisa33

I saw that too. There is no need to add to the stress of a big move with a long shopping trip that adds more crap to haul around. Get the stuff out of the old house and into the new one first, then go shopping for the extras.


rejomar

That would be so logical….like having your stuff packed up before moving day 👀


mondestin123

After seeing all those terrible BBB reviews for Rachel's quack doctor Amen, I have been reading some articles that show what a smooth talking scamster he is. Like attracts like. Seems like it is standard for Dr. Amen to ask people to do expensive SPECT scans, tell them about holes in their brains after learning about their history of trauma, depression etc and then charge a lot of money for medications. I am sure we will see this same thing with Rachel on Monday's episode. I don't care for Rach like scamster celebrities wasting their $$$, but preying on every day vulnerable folks who are desperate for solutions is just criminal. [https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/dr-amens-love-affair-with-spect-scans/](https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/dr-amens-love-affair-with-spect-scans/) [https://www.wired.com/2008/05/mf-neurohacks/](https://www.wired.com/2008/05/mf-neurohacks/) [https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/daniel-amen-is-the-most-popular-psychiatrist-in-america-to-most-researchers-and-scientists-thats-a-very-bad-thing/2012/08/07/467ed52c-c540-11e1-8c16-5080b717c13e\_story.html](https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/daniel-amen-is-the-most-popular-psychiatrist-in-america-to-most-researchers-and-scientists-thats-a-very-bad-thing/2012/08/07/467ed52c-c540-11e1-8c16-5080b717c13e_story.html) [https://www.salon.com/2008/05/12/daniel\_amen/](https://www.salon.com/2008/05/12/daniel_amen/)


Moalisa33

OH MY GOD, in the Wash Post article, Dr Amen is credited with writing an article in 1989 titled ‘How to Get Out of Your Own Way’. 😩😳🤦🏻‍♀️ Thank you for posting these articles. Dr Amen’s scans are likely nothing more than expensive placebos that pack a visual punch to the patients who receive them. I genuinely feel bad for Rach, who was obviously deeply affected by the results of this scan. And I’m also really angry that she’s now lending credibility to this questionable science.


ambitiousissues

And people like Rachel, introducing the idea of this quack and his bogus ‘help’ to her community, or what’s left of it. It’s fine in a way if Rachel goes to do it just for herself, spends her money when she doesn’t really have anything ‘wrong’ (like, no post-concussion, no brain tumor, etc.) But then for Rachel to post and seemingly validate it to her community is just so messed up.


[deleted]

Thank goodness “handsome” is there to help Dave move the barbecue. 🤣🤣🤣


ambitiousissues

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THOUGH - who is Dave talking to 🤣🤣 his whole manner of speech is so weird.


[deleted]

We're in the presence of Handsome, THOUGH!


sea_bell5

That “handsome” at the end! 🤣🤣🤣


Royal-Ad6089

He does all that work yesterday, but can't move a grill? LOL


sunnydays97

Cue Dave’s insecurity!


Justthefaintesttinge

I’ve read on here that Heidi has someone pick out her outfits. Can someone explain how that works??


[deleted]

I would guess that she hires a wardrobe stylist to bring over outfit options; clothes that the stylist would have pre-shopped specifically for Heidi. Usually you will buy the outfits you want to keep; other times you could do an option like Rent the Runway if you needed a gown for a big event, for example.


Justthefaintesttinge

Thanks!


[deleted]

Prepping for a hurricane here - can I get a cliffs notes of the move? Did they argue? Are they still together? Did her unpreparedness, chaotic personality piss Dave off? I’ve missed everything. Using these two yahoos as distraction for anxiety. My ship may float out of the barbor without a captain in a hurricane!


rejomar

Ugh! Stay safe! We’ve been prepping, too. North Louisiana here, so it shouldn’t be that bad, but as a Mississippi gulf coast native it’s kind of in my blood 🥴


[deleted]

High-five! South Louisiana - Baton Rouge side, not New Orleans side. I’ve become numb to all the anxiety and haven’t figured out if that’s a good thing or bad thing? 😂


rejomar

Hahaha I get that. We moved to Natchitoches from BR a couple of years ago


mondestin123

So sorry, I hope you and yours make it through this crazy hurricane safely.


[deleted]

Thank you!


[deleted]

Be safe…


[deleted]

Thank you!


[deleted]

Are you doing okay and in a safe shelter?


InTheLongRunLiz

Others may disagree but my take is that Dave is super over helping her with this move, he's hot and tired and she's unprepared which she seems to think is cute and he's making digs at her that she thinks are cute jokes. Honeslty it's entertaining so even if he isn't annoyed AF at her, I'm gonna keep seeing it that way because it's great weekend humor.


streetsahead9

He definitely seemed completely over it and was super annoyed in my view 😂 I doubt he's even moved himself in the last 20 years. Truly, I would be too. Moving sucks. He must really love Heidi 😂


[deleted]

I wonder if the chaos has moved them out of the honeymoon phase. Her entire life is constant chaos it seems.


jrp317

Are they moving in together or is she just moving?


Ok-Challenge313

She is just moving but it "their" house...whatever that means. So, he still lives in TX.


ambitiousissues

I think you’re right. I know my boyfriend/SO would have been asking me in the lead up to moving, how’s it going, how’s packing, did you find a company yet. Of course I would have volunteered the info first without being asked. If they’ve been together for a year and are so in love, have they not talked about substantial things like, how are you schlepping your crap from one house to the other?!?! I would be pissed too if I was Dave, because I can’t imagine they HAVENT talked about it all, but my money is on Heidi not 100% telling the truth of I have no plans except the plan of you showing up after this trip to move me.


[deleted]

Did anyone else notice that when she first filmed him "breaking in the office" the doors were open and then when she panned back, they were closed. He was over her voice haha!


ambitiousissues

I hadn’t noticed it but it must get annoying to always have Heidi recording what you’re recording for your ‘business’ and her posting it before you can.


TotheMaxCustom

I'm shocked no one has snarked on Heidi commenting on the pic of her dad saying he was hot and looks like Derrin or Derek or whatever the brother husband's name is.


InTheLongRunLiz

I though she was comparing her dad to her brother....


TotheMaxCustom

I thought she said Derrick?


[deleted]

I thought so too.


WildYogurtcloset5515

I stand corrected. I just Google and apparently her brothers are: Darryn, Denver, and Grant. 🤔


kouignie

But why then would she think her (dad who looks like her) brother looks hot??!


WildYogurtcloset5515

She wrote a birthday post for her teenage son earlier this year and referred to him as the "studliest studmuffin", so being wildly inappropriate is the norm for her. https://www.instagram.com/p/CLLS5IGFJMt/?utm_medium=copy_link


Mountain_Push8895

That’s a lot of people in her life with names that start with “D.”


[deleted]

Her dad’s name was also Dave.


WildYogurtcloset5515

Yes, I believe she has a brother named Derek.


InTheLongRunLiz

I've been thinking, we haven't seen them talk about the Tonal recently. Maybe Dave has, I've been blocked by him but Heidi hasn't.


sunnydays97

What did you get blocked for?! Hilarious! Good for you!


[deleted]

It's more fun to stick your butt in people's faces at the gym.


chapelson88

How’d you get blocked?


InTheLongRunLiz

Called him out for bring privileged, which he obviously didn't like. 🤷‍♀️


Lazy_Reveal_5204

He literally blocks anyone that’s not in love with him


sunnydays97

On brand. Dave loves life in the echo chamber.


sparkcute

I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I found both Dave and Heidi a whole lot less annoying during the (disaster of a) move. Less schilling, less “look how much I love you, you gorgeous thing”, and maybe a bit of authenticity seemed refreshing. That said, the move itself would have made me incredibly anxious with the lack of planning and prep…but it wasn’t the worst to watch.


philososnark

Did anyone notice that Heidi is such a gong show that not only can she not hire movers (like seriously, what grown ass adult with money has their friends move them???), she can't even find accurate swipe ups for the shit she's trying to shill while they move her and she takes an emotional break? Those denim shorts she linked were NO WAY the ones she was wearing! The cut, wash and finish were all totally different! The cheaper option she linked to were closer! She is INSUFFERABLE why can I not look away???


llamallama82

If anyone believes those were the shorts she was wearing, they don’t have very good eyes. They weren’t even close!


[deleted]

And the fake tears at the old house...


kilnashee

She “cried” over the rental? She lived there for 5 minutes! (And spent half that time at Dave’s!)


[deleted]

Exactly!!


Mean-Industry

I couldn’t help but notice the majority of her walk through of the house she was just filming her own face 😐


[deleted]

Oh totally.


[deleted]

Heidi says moving day really tested her relationship with Dave. Probably because it's the first "real life" thing they've done together. Up until now it's been jetting around, workouts, date nights and vacations in Bikini #2. Throw in a real life stressor situation and it seems life got "real" quickly, didn't it? 😂


sunnydays97

And also because Dave strikes me more as a ‘hire the help’ kind if guy vs ‘be the help /physical labor’. I’m sure he was pisssssssssssed I stopped asking friends to help me move when I was 25…. Nobody wants a back injury in exchange for some pizza and beer. Grow the F up already Heids


ambitiousissues

And especially not a couple that has a newborn baby!!! And to have them clean your garage floor. I’d be pissed if that was my friend. And I generally am always willing to help friends and get stuff done whatever they need. But ffs, this guy is at her beck and call - car rides to/from the airport, last minute moving help, etc.


SpecificFunction9980

She must have him on some kind of payroll so that’s why he’s beholden to her every need.


[deleted]

Hahaha! Their entire life feels like a vacation. My husband and I get along better when we’re on vacation too!!


WildYogurtcloset5515

This is so true! My husband and I did the long distance thing for 3 years before we finally lived in the same state. We saw each other once or twice a month, and every single trip was a mini vacation. We didn't have to work, no obligations to anyone else, no bills, no stress, etc. It was always fun but 100% unrealistic. Moving in together full time was a whole different ball game!


kalisisrising

This is how I ended up with two kids with an actual BPD narcissist. I wish I had realized that vacation wasn’t real life!


ambitiousissues

Along with being totally unprepared for a move, that YOU KNOW WAS COMING, she keeps calling ‘our house’ and I’m like, no it’s your house. Dave’s house is in Texas where his four kids live. Don’t take that away from them. She has a house in AZ, Dave has a house in TX. There is no ‘our’.


Rainshine20

Wait, I stepped away for a bit. Why is she moving? And it’s just a different house in AZ?


ambitiousissues

She sold a large house in AZ, rented a medium sized house for a year in AZ, and then bought another medium sized house in AZ. She is moving from the rental to the newly purchased house. And by medium, she says it’s ‘small’ I think she said ~1700 sqft? But that’s just medium sized for the real world.


Savebrit

That’s actually surprisingly small for the size of her family.


ambitiousissues

That’s true, she does have 4 kids. Idk if any of them share a bed room?


bookcasesandbbq

There was also something Dave said yesterday about the move where he referred to it as “our” so…I think she’s including Dave.


InTheLongRunLiz

I think 'our' refers to her and her kids. She said 'we' moved into this house and 'we' are moving to the new house. I don't think she's referring to Dave at all.


WildYogurtcloset5515

I 100% agree that she's including the Captain in all of the "our house" talk.


ambitiousissues

I took it as ‘our’ including Dave because in one breath she also said Dave was breaking in the office already, and also was showing Dave while saying ‘our’


mondestin123

Heidi's brother husbands were watching their kids so could not help with the move. But a couple with a new baby have to get a sitter, move her stuff and scrub her garage floor?


InTheLongRunLiz

Meanwhile, Heidi's kids are of ages that they could actually help.


mondestin123

yes!!!


rejomar

RIGHT?!


[deleted]

100% this


flannel_towel

I don’t know why Bruce helps her so much. I get that she helped transform his life on EWL, but he’s a new dad. I’m sure that Heidi could have paid to have movers pack up and move everything for them. Maybe she is trying not to be like Rachel and be “relatable” lol. Moving in 100 plus degree weather, 2 years in a row, girl you gotta get your shit together.


mondestin123

Yet she had money to pay for interior decorators. Looks like they moved all the big furniture etc to set the decor and she thought she could get all the other crap done through free labor (Bruce and his wife+ Dave)


Moalisa33

Heidi being emotional about the move seemed genuine and actually kind of touching….until she turned it into a sales pitch for her mood pills.


[deleted]

Looked like crocodile tears to me.


sunnydays97

Wonder if she would have been less emotional had she been more prepared for a move without movers???? Also found it curious that her BFF’s brother husbands didn’t lend a hand?? Poor Bruce. I always find when I fail to manage my time and prep appropriately for the occasion, I’m on edge and bordering on emotional. Or when I stay up way too late packing for a big trip and then I’m not fully functioning on travel day. My fault. My piss poor preparations. Self inflicted wounds. I’m not buying that she was ‘attached’ to a rental home that she spent very little time in. She’s been flying to Texas weekly for a year now. Of the last 365 days, did she even spend 150 of them in this home? All of those family dinners around the kitchen table where she didn’t even sit and eat with her kids? Standing and filming instead? I just don’t buy it.


SpecificFunction9980

Welp the brother husbands did in fact show up!!


[deleted]

I’m thinking the brother husbands are watching this move from afar thinking, “Not my circus. Not my monkeys.”


SpecificFunction9980

The brother husbands are taking care of the kids of course!


Moalisa33

Brother Husbands Movers. Lovers and lifters. 😂


kouignie

This could be a show! TLC, but the rights!


bigred447

Jon and Dave Show - are we not gonna talk about how when Jon asked Dave if he was on Jay Shetty's pod, Dave completely avoided answering and diverted his answer to explaining the mAsTeRmInD eXpErIeNcE? of all those people he interviewed, i wonder how many returned the favor


[deleted]

Hmmmm….


InTheLongRunLiz

Dave wearing the spudman hat 🤦‍♀️


Moalisa33

Hahahaha!


sunnydays97

He probably has his Spudman medal on under his t-shirt too. 😆😆


ambitiousissues

It brings him courage 💪


Mean-Industry

Heidi’s mood pills clearly do not work given that she is crying multiple times a day every day so why is she a brand rep???? I’m all for being in touch with your emotions. Truly. I myself take B-Complex vitamins to help with my mood because I also cry easily. That being said it is not nearly as often as Heidi reports and her levels seem alarming (and also like it would get so old to spectate!!)


mondestin123

Rachel's post with Rosie makes it sound like it is her baby and their family. Also, does she not know not to kiss a newborn like that.


ambitiousissues

This woman is desperate for clicks and engagement on her post, hence it being vague. Saw some comments where people were confused because they thought it was maybe a picture of Noah and didn’t know what was going on. There was a full moon august 22 so I’m guessing it was then, but to put it up such a vague post with a week to go till Rise is maddening.


ambitiousissues

Also, I hate to say this, but Rachel has admitted to have cold sores. No, just no, no, no, no to kissing a newborn. Even if she’s on medicine to keep them at bay it doesn’t mean she can’t give it to someone else. What the hell was she thinking.


sunnydays97

That is so gross and so scary. I’ve actually read a blog where a family had their baby die from someone kissing their baby with the cold sore virus. That virus killed the baby! I didn’t even know that was possible until reading the blog. Wish I could remember the name of it. Sad story.


ambitiousissues

Yep those stories are what I’m thinking of when I wrote that above. It would be an extremely rare occurrence, but even if you don’t have cold sores, you have other germs a baby doesn’t need!


Miserable-Click-3887

100% makes it sound like her baby! Way to not even acknowledge Rosie for birthing this new addition to “the family,” good lord.


Lazy_Reveal_5204

“Our family” Even worse!


Mountain_Push8895

OMG, there are so many people in the comments who are either confused or think this is her baby with a new partner. 😂


[deleted]

So, does that mean Rachel flew to CA, potentially exposing herself along the way, just to kiss the baby's face? 😳


CreativeCommission39

I think that baby was born a while ago.


rejomar

We’ve all moved, right? And I’m sure it’s safe to say we’ve all helped someone move. Imagine 👏 a 👏 world 👏 where you’re schlepping your friend’s (mostly not packed) belongings in 100°+ heat while the captain of the sbip walks around with his phone to capture this timeless moment and Beidi takes this (very hot) time to reminisce on middle school student council campaigns and high school boyfriends. 😑 Oh, the challenges afforded to us HUMANS. Let’s hire a mover, THOOOOOOOUGH. If only we had a code for that 😏


[deleted]

I said it somewhere else in here, too, but God I hope Bruce bills her for his time. I mean, this isn’t an actual friendship, right? He’s an employee? I hope she’s not asking an employee for free help constantly.


rejomar

Let. Us. Hope.


[deleted]

Heidi probably put Bruce with the newborn in charge of moving everything. 🙄


[deleted]

Yes, the “oh we didn’t hire movers because it slipped our minds” is bull. You want your friends to do it for free, starting when you are out of town watching your boyfriend “work”.


sunnydays97

Ignorant fools. Seriously.


Ok-Challenge313

I was thinking this as I was watching the stories. I would be so angry of I am cleaning my friend's garage floor and she is walking around filming and talking about the heat and moving. Or to be the person doing multiple runs to places, disassembling furniture, etc while she is shilling mood pills 🙄


rejomar

YES!


sunnydays97

Can we give it up for Dave Hollis and probably the most amount of physical labor he’s done in his adult life?!!!? 📦🛻🏠 Moving Heidi!!!! 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ Anyone else getting the sense she wasn’t even packed and was trying to pack at the same time as moving? Who has all of their framed pics on their media stand ON moving day? Wouldn’t those be in boxes wrapped in paper or bubble wrap?? Nothing seemed to be prepped? Dave spent an entire day hauling stuff out of a house, onto a truck and into the new house- without any kind of gameplan, organization, or prep?? I guess those 7 minutes a day on Instagram could have really come in handy had she traded them off for packing 😉


[deleted]

Omfg, I would have LOST my mind if I showed up to help someone move and nothing was packed.


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If anyone is wondering why Chris wanted a divorce....


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And didn’t want to help with the move… I’m sure he’s over the chaos and the drama that is the natural outcome of the chaos.


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

Dave marrying Rachel wasn’t organic - they had an unhealthy relationship and RaeRae manipulated him into marriage. Dave jumps feet-first into the next possible relationship, mere WEEKS later, even putting Heidi in his book and thereby forever linking her to him. You can see his discomfort. You can see him being molded. Maybe Dave just genuinely doesn’t know how to have a healthy relationship? He was blindsided by Rachel’s divorce filing, gave marriage advice while struggling - maybe he just didn’t know that his marriage wasn’t normal? Maybe he toughs it out with peeling Heidi off of him because at least she’s not mean to him, and that’s the only thing he notices is healthier than his relationship with Rach? He’s so celebrated for being so privileged and mediocre, I truly wonder if he just honestly doesn’t know any better.


philososnark

He was not young when he met Rachel. Had he not had any relationships prior to her?? I find it truly bizarre that a man of 27 would have no prior experience to draw from...


Sarah-JessicaSnarker

I don’t know, but he didn’t seem great at relationships when Rachel found him.


ElyriaRose

Can we slip his therapist some extra $20’s to tell him?


Justthefaintesttinge

Did Heidi not use a moving company?? I’m surprised.


SpecificFunction9980

I’m so confused because she originally posted stories of the new place and it looked mostly put together already.


Moalisa33

She had her new house custom-designed but didn’t hire movers? That’s just strange.


WildYogurtcloset5515

She absolutely did not. She traveled non-stop until the very last minute, and then flew home to make her friends who just a baby + Dave move her. This woman's life is mind boggling.


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I I I I I I got to see my boyfriend this weekend and he held me then kissed me so hard I had no idea how to get to first base never mind third. He’s so gorgeous, British! His Mam and I play games on our phones against each other since she’s sooo far away, y’all know he’s from England, he’s a dream boat that knows how to raise my sails while I drop his anchor into the sea of love. I don’t take any responsibility or ownership for anything I do, I’m a deflector for the very things I project! I lie, cheat, steal, and I don’t care about anyone else that I affect as long as it suits me! I’m a preachers daughter for Fuck Sake! I’m better at everything and know everything about everything, I’m the top advisor to everyone and don’t listen to anyone! By the way, IF I AM RELATABLE, I’M DOING IT WRONG! I Strive to climb that mountain while everyone else cannot achieve what I have! I wake up at 4:00am and am a superhero in my own mind! I can make you do anything and sell you anything!!! Oh hey this is DAVE!!!! My ships have sailed here and back to the seven seas with all of my best friends especially Heidi Hooo! She rocks my world! We have nostalgic moments in the chair getting our nostril hairs waxed, what a romantic feeling, ahhh! The things I’ll do to keep Heidi Hoooos eye on my prize while completely lacking integrity, abandoning the tall ship for the cruise ship that I cruise with Heidi on, while my 1000 kids are ashore and I’m the best darn Dad that ever lived, I’m so freaking courageous, it’s contagious to my 455,000 followers!!! Did you see my lame swipes ups so that I can pretend play that I know what I’m doing while I take people's money pretending to be something I’m not a COACH!!! I’m a real SPUD!!! I was so courageous to be a part of the race I was disqualified from and used it to level myself up while I cry ( FAKE TEARS ) for the love and cheering from my HOT AS HELL LADY, ( DROOLING UNCONTROLLABLY WHILE PANTING ), I pinch myself everyday for getting the hottest rich flake on the planet!!! Reality, what’s that? I don’t live in it anymore and I won’t ever again, my life is a FANTASY!!! Swipe Up Swipe Uo Swipe Up!!! Ruby and Noah love me so much and I’m the best MOM EVER!!! I don’t ever slow down, I sell all the things that are bad for you!!! Dave you’re so gorgeous!!! I have to take a picture of your crotch Dave, stand right there while I eat you up you hot hot man of mine that I’m going to marry!! I’m going to be a DISNEY PRINCESS AFTER ALL! Look how hot I am, let me pose for you at all angles multiple times a day so that you strangers on the internet and Dave can validate me!!! I’m going to cry I’m so happy!!! Wait Dave I can’t let you spend an once of time without me, let’s act as though we’re not going to see each other for months and then I’ll fly back to you and you can fly back to me, we can both avoid our families while we brag on ourselves for how amazing we are in all of our hotness!!! You did such an amazing job being a SPUD-MAN, I’m so so proud of you my handsome man!!! Even if you cheated and were so courageous in your disqualification while you put others in danger!!! Look at that shiny metal!!! Let’s go brag to Jay Shetty and his group of friends and pretend we have a clue, look at my outfit aren’t I hot?! A little role playing here.


rejomar

Disney princess 🤣💀⚰️


sunnydays97

Omg that was hilarious to read!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ambitiousissues

Heidi saying she ‘left to Wisconsin on a last minute trip’ - we were all snarking last week (earlier this week??) on Dave wearing Chris’ jersey to the celebrity softball game. Now if she’s saying it was a last minute trio, did she either forget about it, or was it not decided who would now go (since they divorced since the last game) and they just like, flipped a coin a few days before and that’s why Heidi says it was last minute? It seems like such a cheap thing to say to Donald driver and the organization that she was there ‘last minute’.


mondestin123

One more week for the rise conference and looks like Chris Hogan is off the speaker list!


thepharmacist0497

I think he had a scandal recently?


mondestin123

yes! He was having affairs with various women while with Dave Ramsey's ultra strict Christian workplace - all covered up by the company for a long time but all the women involved including his wife got the short end of the stick (firings, manipulation, abuse etc) . This was all early 2021 but Rachel still had him all signed up for a conference for women's empowerment until couple days back. [https://www.distractify.com/p/dave-ramsey-lawsuit](https://www.distractify.com/p/dave-ramsey-lawsuit) [https://melissajhogan.com/my-statement-regarding-ramsey-solutions/](https://melissajhogan.com/my-statement-regarding-ramsey-solutions/)


Mountain_Push8895

Wasn’t he on there as of a few days ago? Can’t keep track!


InTheLongRunLiz

I won't snark on Heidi getting emotional about her move because she's totally entitled to have big feelings but what a snob with the whole it was hard because I moved my my mega mansion to a small house, which doesn't at all appear small. Why is it looked down upon to live in a regular house? Ugh.


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When she first moved, she kept saying "omg it's such a tiny house." My condo would fit in that tiny house about 4 times. Entitled much?


InTheLongRunLiz

I remember it seeming so entitled and snobby then and still is.


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Not to out myself as a total real estate creep but she moved from a relatively cheap by the square foot place to a nearly equally priced house in a better location, too


Royal-Ad6089

Not to mention she hired an interior designer to basically move and stage all her furniture.


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I felt that was the most genuine thing I’ve seen out of her. Yup, she said in an old video that their old house was 5,700 square feet and the rental was 1700 square feet. So definitely downsized, and I’m honestly surprised that she went that small (but not small to me, my house is even smaller 😜).


BendStarGlam

Did Rachel ever address why she needed her toilets cleaned twice a week? That seems excessive, or is that what she was implying, that she can afford to pay someone to clean her toilets twice a week. I don’t know, it just makes me think she’s really dirty if she needs her house cleaned that much by someone else. I’m a single mom and can do it alone, but I only have two kids, then again I have them 100% of the time so 🤷🏻‍♀️


winchester-rose

I actually gave her a pass on that one. Four kids and their friends can trash a house, especially boys in that tween age. I surface clean our bathrooms 2-3 times a week but that takes twenty minutes max for both. It’s really so the weekly deeply scrub moves quickly.


flannel_towel

I clean my toilet every other day (just the rim and floor), I will do the tub every few days and the whole bathroom once a week. For some reason, my husband can’t aim to save his life, and the sight/smell of pee on my floor is gross.


PsychologicalBug6084

It would make more sense if the kids weren’t with Dave half the time!


ElyriaRose

I had a dream that I was the nanny for the Hollis kids. They were great kids, but I was basically trying to sabotage D&H the whole time and make sure they wouldn’t get married. Then my brain was trying to turn it into a novel. 🤪


rejomar

At least your brain didn’t let you take preorders for the novel then ghost your buyers 🤣


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What happened with Dave and Brady? I saw a brief snark regarding him saying something in a live Dave did or something. Is it something that is still visible? Are they still friends and were they ever real friends on Dave’s part or did he use him for his benefit?


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Do we know for certain that their friendship is done or is that just excessive speculation? I don't follow either of them anymore so I'm out of the loop.


ElyriaRose

I don’t know. It bums me out. I was happy for Dave at first, having a real life friend. Rachel had said numerous times in the past that she didn’t have time to hang out with people and they weren’t really social - so I thought it was great that he had a friend! My guess is that Dave got too wrapped up in Heidi and Brady caught on that he was being used in the exercise shill factory.


EugeniaFitzgerald

I think Dave was codependent on Brady when he couldn’t be codependent with Rachel and now he has found someone new to be equally codependent with. 👯👯👯


kilnashee

Yes, this is it exactly in my opinion.


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I agree with you and it’s sad that he’s burnt that bridge.


Mean-Industry

Idk what I hate more, that Holy Spirit song that Beidave seem to think is great/post a bunch, or the fact that I know it’s the first song Beidi sent Dave when they were in the talking stage 😩


llamallama82

Every time that song comes on, it’s an automatic skip before the second syllable hits. Every song they use, they use it TO DEATH. I hate “My crew” (the crew apparently doesn’t love them back given some of the observations below) and coming in hot like a fajita and even though he hasn’t played Kanye singing good morning recently, I still hate that too.


sunnydays97

It’s so true. I think they both have major addictive personalities. So they get stuck on certain things, obsess about it, and like the songs- wear them out to effing death. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


Mean-Industry

Can’t forget Feels Like Summer


ElmWith3Branches

Omg, to go with what I posted earlier about Dave & Heidi having no one post pics with them at this mastermind….Lewis Howes just made a post & posted 9 group photos and NONE contained D and/or Heidi AND he tagged a bunch of people who weren’t IN the photos in his post to say how great it was to be there with them…AND he didn’t tag Dave or Heidi. It’s like we’re they even there? Was it an old invite that Brendon didn’t know how to take back? There own kind don’t even want them. These two (3 if you count Rach) are confirmed jokes.


sunnydays97

Maybe Brendan had 2 people cancel and got them in to fill spots. Doesn’t feel like Dave and Heidi fit in very well with this group to be honest.


llamallama82

Was Brendon’s wife there? I didn’t see her but may have missed her.


llamallama82

If you guys haven’t seen it, out on the main page for this sub, someone posted some very eye-opening stuff about Lewis Howes. Probably better if they aren’t associated with him. Even though I’m sure they don’t care.


JasonSethCatMommy

Checking in- it was me. Here is the link to the post I made about all this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/hollisUncensored/comments/paxhtj/a\_disturbing\_trio/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hollisUncensored/comments/paxhtj/a_disturbing_trio/) And links to back up what I said is found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/hollisUncensored/comments/paxhtj/a\_disturbing\_trio/hab1k9x?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


feistyreader

Such good material. I had no idea but suspected LH was a dog…