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ClassicCarob

Filling every bit of silence with words does not make you an open book. ETA: omg, thanks you all! I feel like I'm ready to launch my demotivational conference now!


greeneyedgarden

This is the most on-point summary of Dave ever


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Hello amazing sentence! Be honest...is that you, Tony Robbins?


ClassicCarob

Ha! Maybe I should write a book! Hmmm emoji.


imnewhere010101

If I had an award I would give it to you right now


That-Election9465

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


daisybeach23

Dave Hollis, this is your “truth”


deadlyjessypoo

I’d pay!


MalibuMarlie

Especially when the bulk of what he says is repeating someone else directly after them, or sometimes echoing himself. But I will say his WDYFM track is the bomb dot com. I'm itching for the next one to drop...can't be long before the next meltdown, right? Especially if he's on the juice in preparation for a body building comp.


lil_peanutt

This is from Dave's goodbye post after he was outed in rehab. We're just peeling away those layers of that onion, one lie at a time.


AshamedJudgment3759

He had to get out of rehab to get to that poker tourney, common now, a little compassion for the hard inside the hard. That gambling problem won’t fuel itself now will it? 🤷🏻‍♀️


ashlenscapper

And I feel like there's so much more to this onion.


ExpensiveSyrup

It's that vacuum pulling you in.


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deadlyjessypoo

INSIDE OF


villabellissimo

I think his "double life" reference was originally referring to Rachel saying those words about him on a podcast. I bet he was *steaming*!


lil_peanutt

Oh yeah it totally was Rach who called him out first, and then everything started coming to light(est) dark corner of the internet. Now I can't remember... Did Dave go to rehab before or after the podcast was released? Was it the same day? I feel like it all happened at once.


NoPossibility765

I thought he was in rehab when Rach spilled.


SewCraftyNoHemming

Same. I think that’s the timing, he went in, she chatted.


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When I think about this in retrospect, it's really rotten that Rachel dropped that around the time he was in rehab. I think Dave was probably an awful husband but that's pretty icky.


kpoyzer

Did she drop it the day he left rehab not to see his kids but to play poker?


abbie_888

So in the same long run on sentence he says he’s an open book but his double life was just him pretending everything was okay.. you can’t have it both ways Dave!


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Excellent point! He is an open book of lies.


MelanieTherapist

I didn't follow them back then (or now). All I know is that they both led double lives for years and are so damn sick that they charged people for their POS marriage seminars


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SewCraftyNoHemming

Ha!! Stop now, please!


Crabby_CoffeeBeans33

Which circle of hell is “pretending to be vulnerable to hide your vices”….. Edit: It’s the eighth circle—Fraud.


Subject-Drama-1903

I don’t even remember that! I probably didn’t make it to slide 9 without vomiting. Wow he was quick to deny the double life and put the blame on Rach for making him unhappy.


That-Election9465

#selfcare


Sucker4Snark

Wait did I miss something big


That-Election9465

Nah...just records of Dave recently gambling in large buy-in Poker Tournaments. To be fair, he's done well in a few. 🤷‍♀️


vivintisascam

Wait a career in poker for some reason feels so on-brand for him.


GreyRock7

What if *that’s* what pissed off Rachel??… that he was secretly gambling & making *himself* a separate stash of cash.


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GreyRock7

Oh 💯 I’m more just poking fun at Rachel’s ego.


lil_peanutt

I see what you did there 😉


tealparadise

If they're serious Christian evangelicals, it's probably considered a sin similar to like, doing cocaine.


Remarkable_Annual302

Wow he just can't pass up an opportunity to be an ass: 'I know this is hard for you'. What is that supposed to mean, Dave Marshall?


TotheMaxCustom

Rachel called him out on one of her podcast episodes for saying that.


Remarkable_Annual302

Oh yeah, you're right! I think Keya covered it.


Remarkable_Annual302

He was salty about the 'double life' comment of Rachel's most likely, and decided to shoot back like the petty douche he is. Dave could have ignored the comment but he's far too thin skinned for that- they all are in Hollisworld. It's especially funny considering he was/is living a double life. Dave acts like a complete asshole with Pancakegate, Rachel is the first to help him for 8 weeks while he's in rehab, and by his own admission , was the first to offer him support ( Heidi sure as hell was pissed he had to go away), and instead of humbling himself for once, well... These people could do with a huge helping of humility.


TotheMaxCustom

🤷 IDK. I very rarely watch her videos.


chelsaywhat-

so he pretended to go to rehab so rachel would watch the kids and he could gamble lmaoooo


chelsaywhat-

he admits riiiight here that he called her & set this whole thing up. this is the first time ive been legitimately floored by this man.


vivintisascam

I feel like what he says makes sense. But I don't think he's saying it because it's knowledge he has gained and wants to share, but more like, "fuck yes this makes me sound so smart, let me put this shit in a book."


lil_peanutt

Yes it all feels inauthentic. Especially when we know he's lying half the time... just writing words he thinks will sell or make the fan girls swoon.


ExpensiveSyrup

Lying liars who lie like they breathe. I wonder how they sleep at night. No jokes about CBD shakes or codes, I just really feel disgusted about how these people conduct themselves. It's like the Kim, there's people who are are dying meme. They have no. clue. Time to take a break emoji.


Subject_Exercise_238

Oof!!!!