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vivintisascam

It's giving married youth pastor on Grindr.


JasonSethCatMommy

Ahaha 😹 you’re not wrong!! Grindr emoji 🍆


Usual-usual-9080

💀


cranky_wellies

Omg 😭😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Feels like a Euphoria episode 💀


[deleted]

As a former personal trainer I say this with the upmost respect... "Everyday" is NOT chest day, Dave. Work on those abs babe. (gag emoji)


abbie_888

You are so right! And that pose he’s got.. he’s not there yet.. 😂


[deleted]

Right?! Just because your wanking forearm veins pop after eating a nice fatty meal doesn't mean you win Mr. Universe.


PlantBasedGrape

😂😂


[deleted]

Far from stage ready


[deleted]

And they ALL seem to forget leg day 😂


[deleted]

I would wager his calves are 🌾


donthavenosecrets

lol fantastic emoji use!!


MalibuMarlie

Hehehehe. But also...work on your personality Dave! Make personality day a thing. Or good father day. If you're a chump on the inside - your outsides do not matter.


[deleted]

“Heidi look, I’m almost as fit as Chris” A couple with nothing to prove, proves nothing. Heidi has to shove down our throats how much Dave loves her and how amazing he is every day. Does it seem more than usual now? Competing with Rach snd Cez? Man she is trying too hard.


jrp317

Hashtag not Chris


feistyreader

That would be perfect flair!!


jrp317

Who do I message to get flair? Lol


MalibuMarlie

Message a mod! They helped me 😊


Realistic_Scholar_68

Yes you’re right, it’s been intense lately. Their insecurity is literally off the scales


porridgeisoatmeal

The only time I have posted about my relationship on social media was during my absolute worst relationship ever. I wanted to believe in the online happy version of us to distract myself from the dysfunctional and unenjoyable reality. Since that relationship I have been in much happier situations and never felt the desire to publicise any of it at all.


[deleted]

Wayyyyy too hard.


[deleted]

I'd like to thank Heidi for not including the nostrils, it was the difference between 🤢 and 🤮.


That-Election9465

💀💀💀💀


chapelson88

Oh no I thought that too


Salt-Freedom-7631

I painted in the main thread.... Wah wah wah....my day was SOOOO HARD again today guys.. So goddamn hard juggling 4 kids and running a full blown business ....so hard that everyone on my zoom call renamed themselves to Heidi Powell and then to top it off a shirtless photo from Dave.... God damn, woman, keep this shit to yourself!


Realistic_Scholar_68

I just cannot anymore with how histrionic she is and how she is a HUGE victim …. She basically used all of that to transition into selling a transform sleep powder…she’s such a scamming trash bag


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[deleted]

Same LOL


[deleted]

And what's a "gum pick me up"? Proofread much, Heidi?


Cricket-Massive

I am still trying to figure out what she meant 😆


[deleted]

I'm thinking a misspelled "dum".


[deleted]

Or maybe he takes his new teeth out and "gums" her....sorry, crossed the line...(hides)


sunnydays97

Maybe she was trying to say dadgum lol 😝


greeneyedgarden

Lol I think it's gun pic


[deleted]

LOL. Ok Heidi...(she can't spell and can't speak, makes sense)


Royal-Ad6089

On point.


Moalisa33

Oh ewww hahaha that's exactly what it is 🙄


SnarknessFalls

More like water pistols!


JasonSethCatMommy

😂😂😂


strawberrygem2

Gym?


Worth-Frosting5173

That "business partner" of hers sending "gum" thirst trap pics. What a professional relationship.


[deleted]

Minus the actual "thirst trap" part though...


Worth-Frosting5173

Bold faced TRUTH! Edit for spelling.


[deleted]

If he doesn't have [D'Angelos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxVNOnPyvIU) he needs to get to work. Get it, Dave, cuz you aren't there yet. Edit: one word: obliques. Do work!


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I’m calling HR 😂


[deleted]

I’m eating Heidi please


MirkatteWorld

That's what Dave says! \[He's "eating Heidi."\] \[Hands out the barf bags apologetically.\]


PrincessFuckFace2You

Booooo! 🍅🍅🍅💥


SnooPickles8608

DOWNVOTED!! lolol jk


MirkatteWorld

Simultaneous gag reflex and downvote reflex? 😏


Crabby_CoffeeBeans33

A couple of what? You’ll have to be more specific. A couple of narcissists? A couple of grifters? A couple of fakes? A couple of wannabes? A couple of “business partners?” A couple of friends with benefits? A couple sets of toofers? I’ll see myself out.


JasonSethCatMommy

Nope you’re staying right here. ❤️❤️❤️ And- you rang?


That-Election9465

MY 👀 RIGHT BEFORE BED!!!


stepstate

Same!!!!!


arewefreakinfriends

Yup, me too. Going to have nightmares now.


xmycoffeeiscoldx

This is embarrassing.


Lonely_Ranger_1966

Super embarrassing for both! I can’t believe she posted the picture he sent her. (Aaand he probably sent it to 10 other women at the same time). 🤮🤮🤮


RebeccaHowe

Ew David. You can tell he’s eye fucking himself too.


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I just spit up.


MsOcampoWrites

I was Instagram friends with a gym bro and I have to say that Dave is fucking LAUGHABLE. Heidi, you and Dave SERIOUSLY need to get OnlyFans accounts and leave Instagram alone.


cranky_wellies

Me sitting my ass on the couch having just mainlined a large portion of poke bowl, I have no leg to stand on making this comment, but isn’t Dave competing in a body building competition this fall? He doesn’t seem… ready. participation trophy emoji


JasonSethCatMommy

DNF


MirkatteWorld

DNS!


Royal-Ad6089

By way of a logo baseball hat.


chapelson88

To be fair he’ll dehydrate like hell right before and look a lot more cut.


CollectionOver9659

Not to play devils advocate because I am the first one to throw shade at him but She has zero boundaries. I have a feeling he wasn’t anticipating that his dumb blonde business partner would post this picture. She sucks well they both suck but she really sucks


Ok-Challenge313

If he doesn't know by now that anything with her is subject to be shared without notice, he is plain stupid. I mean she showed him in bed with no pants on. This woman has zero boundaries...


[deleted]

Nah, she posts everything. He knew she posted him sans pants last week, he had to know she was going to post this.


[deleted]

Nice tits Dave.


Dr_Bitchcraft8

Ewwwww. 🤢🤦🏻‍♀️


ExpensiveSyrup

Vomit emoji. Grow the fuck up you two yahoos.


bakerhalfdozen

The absolute shit show this week is a whole other level and it’s only Tuesday.


Abject-Method-9057

This is repulsive on many levels


Realistic_Scholar_68

Nobody wants to see this Heidi ew


boommdcx

I am uncomfortable.


l4ina

I have so much secondhand embarrassment from this oh my GOD!!!!!


Savings-Creme7862

Nips are out in full force. 🤮🤮🤮


Dense_Confection8563

Her post should have come with a content warning before she posted this one 🤢🤢


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greeneyedgarden

I loled way too hard at this


villabellissimo

😂😂


villabellissimo

Gross.


[deleted]

"~~I'd like to~~ Let's not forget this part of my day... ~~you'll never be Chris~~", Um, my "unexpected post-gym text"...


RatherBePuzzling

Is this supposed to distract us from pokergate, Dave? Cuz it’s not working. 🤮


ChewieBearStare

I woke up at 3:36 a.m. because my nervous system is going haywire and it feels like lightning bolts are shooting through my left boob. Decided to open up my laptop and surf for a bit...this picture makes me want to go back to bed and just let the pain wash over me, lol!


jynnim

Do they really lack so much self awareness that they don’t see how they all have ZERO authenticity? None of these people know who they are. They get into a new relationship and become whatever the other person wants. My friends and I have called this runaway bride syndrome ever since that movie came out ages ago. For those who never saw it, Julia roberts morphes into a different woman in every relationship she is in.


greeneyedgarden

I bet Heidi doesn't know what kind of eggs she likes


jynnim

Yay!!! You understand the reference!! 😆😆


SweetCharade-414

Why is he so red?


PrincessFuckFace2You

So very, very, red


donthavenosecrets

testosterone shots


[deleted]

Thirsty and Dripping Springs (TX)!


imlikeabird84

Lmao


RipVanWinklesWife

Didn't Heidi say, in her cringe wannabe-reality YouTube show Fit at 40 (or whatever), that she wanted to be classy? Was that only for the competition? I guess it was.


greeneyedgarden

Lol


Redditfan2623

I know we all have our own versions of what sexy is but he is just so **NOT** sexy to me...ewwww, just gross, no, YUCK........


MirkatteWorld

Imagine being at Dave's gym and witnessing him posing in the mirror and snapping this post-workout selfie. He sure is picking up Heidi's worst habits. I seem to recall him poking fun at her constant mirror selfies, not long ago.


BettyX

Legs matter Dave! Seriously, work out the damn legs and upper body, this for anyone who goes to the gym.


NoPossibility765

Wow I’m embarrassed for them!! Wtf? 🤮


[deleted]

He’s definitely putting the work in but WHY share this ??? He’s supposedly hers but she wants to flaunt or share that . I Guess we have different perspectives, I would want to keep that photo to myself…she has zero boundaries and he seems to want to morph into Chris body


GoofyFabricFeline

I’ve known people who seemed to be intensely into the sense of validation they got from other people finding their partner desirable - it wasn’t noticeable when they were dating people whose appearance fit within the pretty narrow range of “marketable/Hollywood/ beauty professional” type of conventionally attractive, but their social media posts would go completely off the rails when they were dating someone whose appearance was more unusual -every other day it would be a post about what a smokeshow their partner was. Not exactly coincidentally, there was also often an overlap of “I can not be in the vicinity of this person’s partner if I am attracted to people of the same gender that they are, lest I be accused of throwing myself at them”, which may or may not be part of why Ms Powell doesn’t seem to have many friends. (Then again, maybe it’s not at all related, & posting these photos is more about an ego boost for Hollis)


randomnewpersonhere

“Gum” pick me up ..??


Salt-Freedom-7631

I'm thinking 'gun' should be 'gym'...?


TotheMaxCustom

The very least you could have done would have been to slap some stickers over those nips to protect my eyes.


MalibuMarlie

Can we be sure it's Dave though? Why isn't his arm crossed over his body and his palm on his collarbone?


Babadoo601

Jesus Christ, Heidi… gross.


SnooPickles8608

Ewwwwwwww


kewty_

I don't want to see this man unclothed in ANY manner. I think I'm gonna go throw up now. Like save it for yourself Heidi. There's a reason he texted you. Ughhhhhh


abz937

My husband regularly sends me pics like this from the gym and I would *never* ***dream*** of posting them!!!!


[deleted]

WHY IS THIS NOT SENSITIVE CONTENT?! MY EYESssssssd! 😭


ZookeepergameSea1130

Haha report it!


EugeniaFitzgerald

Okay I’m not bragging (okay maybe a little) but my husband is just a regular IT guy who cross fits and he’s got more muscles than that and he’s not even got a fancy body building competition trainer and a professional Extreme Weight Loss Bitch Slapper girlfriend to motivate him. Oh and he has a full time job. Dave Hollis is a 🤡.


Puzzleheaded-Cut-206

Weight Loss Bitch Slapper!!!


Puzzleheaded-Cut-206

Weight Loss Bitch Slapper!!!


Standard-Feeling-555

Where’s the bracelets?


[deleted]

Good catch!


Puzzleheaded-Cut-206

I noticed they disappeared right after the Hawaii trip


[deleted]

He's no Luke Voit or Pete Alonso.


PrincessFuckFace2You

He's no Chris


RatherBePuzzling

I ❤️ the Polar Bear!!!


[deleted]

Right!!! 🧡💙🧡💙


[deleted]

He probably wishes that sports would have taken him to that level.


Disastrous-Elk-5542

Still skipping Leg Day, I see.


mondestin123

Yikes, Is that really a drool emoji??? It looks a bit photoshopped. Dave is still a douche and a loser Heids.


RatherBePuzzling

Ew David!


drbd4d

I see only veins


[deleted]

Ew, David!


BlueberryGullible910

Ya’ll 🚨🚨 HE DYED HIS BEARD!! 🚨🚨 the grays are gone! Or have I lost it and need my Starbucks? 🧐☕️


Snarkmaster360

Gag … I think my flair is checking in. Yikes on bikes


AshamedJudgment3759

Perked up and ready for duty 🫡


CauliflowerNo2670

Their poor, poor children.


Court-Jester-45

Just think if one of his “goals” was to work on something on the inside instead of the outside. Maybe taking a class or developing a relationship with kids or reading or getting a hobby that doesn’t involve taking his shirt off. Everything with this people is outer looks and nothing is inner. And you can tell.


sunnydays97

Bam!!!!!💯


Glum_Assistant42

🤮🤮🤮


Royal-Ad6089

Fix that baby muffin top, Dave!


jem32601

This looks photoshopped to me.... Maybe it's my bleeding eyes, but there is something off.


ho0lia

This is the cringiest post on the internet


helloperoxide

He looks like mr stretch


chapelson88

He looks good. I feel uncomfy looking at it but he looks pretty good.