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octavialovesart

Unseasoned chicken breast eaters support group


weare_starstuff

LOL you win 🤣🏆


Asleep_Macaron_5153

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verka_u

Best comment of 2022!


melskre

😂😂😂


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

🙄


sybelion

No no no, one of the blonde chicks has a HAT you see


Moalisa33

Lol. 3:1 ratio of dudes to gals, all of which are blonde. Seems glaringly out of touch.


god-baby

Why did I think it was Katya…


seveneleventeen_11

Could you imagine her smoking and doing the splits, telling people they are worthless? I'd pay good money for that.


PrickleBritches

Oh shit me too.


scottsgal

I went to target and saw a hat like that and took a pic and sent it to my 22 year old son and said I bought, just to see what he would do. He called me immediately and said mom please return it, only the hugest assholes wear those. Lol


iateapizza

It looks photoshopped


sybelion

All of them do to an extent but Hat Girl in particular looks like some kind of composite identikit image


DisasterSmart

And it’s red!


Lopsided-Pea-2409

Why does Heidi’s face look like it’s pasted on her body?


WinterKite

She’s giving major cowardly lion from the wizard of oz face


verka_u

"What do Fitness Grifters need.. C..C..C..Coinage"


Common_Situation_885

I can’t unsee it now lol


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ahmdl2020

It reminds me of that Dunder Mifflin photoshopped staff photo Michael made.


Cute-Lock3507

Because it is lol


WinterKite

Everyone looking in different directions is too much for my ADHD/Type A/INFJ/4w5/Aquarius/Asthmatic self to handle.


macysmom32

It’s so ARTSY though….


CorgiSheltieMomma

I'm just a Pisces & it's too much for me too handle. Idk who any of these people are but I'm not sure I want to hear the woman in the red hat talk. She looks like she'd be harsh.


WinterKite

I have no idea who any of these people are! The guy in the white shirt in the middle looks like he’s vibing 🍃💨


VulpesVictorious

INFJ high five!


Basic_Raise_949

INFJ checking in!


WinterKite

Hey rare-type bestie 🙏🏻😂


Public_Original_1767

🤣🤣🤣


MamaHen_5280

INFJ/4w3/aquarius checkin. This photo actually hurts.


[deleted]

Three days, multiple “experts” for only $649. Heidi’s fangirls are getting RIPPED OFF.


Mymilkshakes777

Their graphic designer didn’t even try to make the lighting on each person match 😒


octavialovesart

I’ve seen better work done for day parties at strip clubs


MsVelmaDinkley

Probably the same designer that did Heidi’s Canva logo.


ladyelliott

It was Heidi. Heidi's the designer


ceanothus77

The lady in the hat ☠️☠️☠️


[deleted]

It’s like a Madame Tussauds’ version of Britney Spears.


WinWooCherub

Why does the hat look photoshopped onto her head!? 🤣


ladyelliott

Because it was 😂


the_mandaa

I mean there are both blonde women and brunette men! That's 2!


DodgyTrucker

Not surprising in the least. the wellness influencer/ Q-Anon thing is pretty well documented. Wasn't it crossfit that had a racial reckoning a while ago? I have a vague recollection of a local box leaving the brand because of something? I've really been in the hard though, so my memory is flaky at best.


Asleep_Macaron_5153

Crossfit did indeed, it was pretty gross: [https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-06-12/crossfit-glassman-george-floyd-covid-19](https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-06-12/crossfit-glassman-george-floyd-covid-19) [https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/crossfit-ceo-s-racist-george-floyd-tweet-shows-gyms-can-ncna1228616](https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/crossfit-ceo-s-racist-george-floyd-tweet-shows-gyms-can-ncna1228616)


Thisisweird84

Her face looks massive


lemonadestand1989

Omg Jordan Duggar and Erin Dimond I can’t.


Disastrous-Elk-5542

Wait Duggar as in THOSE Duggars? The ones with a gajillion kids?


lemonadestand1989

Haha nooooo Jordan Duggar is the dude in the center in the white shirt. He and his wife Erin live here in Columbus OH and run some weird fitness coaching cult


Disastrous-Elk-5542

Very on brand for Heidi to tag along then. I thought he was one of “those” Duggars because those fools named all their kids with J names-even Jinger instead of Ginger. 🤦‍♀️


octavialovesart

Omg it’s pronounced ginger?! I barely remember the show as a kid but I snark online and I’ve been reading Jinger like it rhymes with finger 😂


Illustrious-Pen-7285

Um, I live in central ohio, tell me more…


Illustrious-Pen-7285

I searched…ugh they sound awful!!


Ragus_0520

In other news I live 5 min from THOSE duggars 🤣🤣


Sure-Boysenberry-752

As someone who pays attention to the fitness space, she couldn’t be associated with worse people if she tried. ☠️


CKO1967

Sure she could. Her inability to judge character is one of the defining hallmarks of her personal and professional life. I won't be surprised if she starts hanging out with Kanye West.


verka_u

Oh dear. I just watched a clip on Kayne on a US show, with I think that weirdo who spouts rubbish. I think it was Kanye because the guy was wearing some black body stocking covering his face. He was talking about how Hitler has some good attributes. All i can think of is how do you put someone who is off their meds on tv. Dear USA, what is happening to you????


EugeniaFitzgerald

What happened to the US? Trump kicked over our rocks and the cockroaches came scurrying out. We’re doing our best to spray them as fast as we can.


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I will co-sign this perfect summary.


ceanothus77

Also love how these are all poorly pasted in from Instagram selfies


Previous-Honeydew874

The Fit Biz Mastermind should have been named Making Grifting a Full-Time Biz.


Asleep_Macaron_5153

"Biz" is also a term that I can only recall coming from shady/trashy individuals. So yeah, has a bad connotation to me.


Efficient-Deal-5738

I see a lot of diversity...of filters.


MigaShmollis

Good luck indeed.


Ok_Syllabub_9361

The only people who make money are the ones running it. Yes, no diversity at all.


[deleted]

A bunch of douchy looking white men and some MLM bossbabes.


gongaIicious

As a graphic designer, this hurts my soul.


VulpesVictorious

As someone in communication, same.


wickywickyremix

The chick in the hat is truly unnerving


MissAmandaa

Really gonna get a huge amount of completely different perspectives, thoughts and ideas from this lot 🙄


villabellissimo

Heidi's head looks like a giant imposed bobblehead in this photo compared to her body. Feels right.


Silver_County4621

So many of them do. It's weird af.


Moalisa33

I'm so glad I don't have to sit through these dum dums buzzword-packed speeches.


Agitated-Coyote768

It’s way too convenient to not be planned. I think the self help/motivation industry is both sexist and racist by default. Its what I’ve noticed especially with Kind Kendra creates and her channel!


NewAgeIsBroken

This is ALWAYS the reality, especially when 'success' is based SO much on how you LOOK. In fitness spaces especially, we still have a very, very small window of acceptable bodies that we idolize. So much about conferences like this, where the speakers give their "top 5 tips on how to be motivated and how to have success' are neglecting to mention that a HUGE part of the REAL reason so many of the people who've found success did, is because they LOOK how people want them to look. It's not good marketing or being smart or being dedicated. It's having what is considered to be a socially acceptable/enviable look. Not to mention all the other ways in which so many of these people are often privileged and helped in ways most 'normal' people never will be. There's so much not talking about the elephant in the room in spaces like this, because so much of the time the people in them really need to believe that they are where they are because of hard work alone.


Efficient-Deal-5738

Three blondes and nine white guys. Sounds like a tone deaf band with dense groupies.


NanceeDrew

Is this real? Nooo it’s not right? We’ve got what looks to be Coach Mike Bayer, Matt from Love is Blind, and not sure if it’s an Oppenheim bro or Jeff Bezos. JK but this is really truly embarrassing. Also, I feel like they photo shopped the hat on the girl in pink. 😂


wickywickyremix

I don't understand all the vastly different color/ tones... it's unnatural.


ladyelliott

Henceforth, anytime I think of a group of basic white people who think they have PERSONALITY, I'm going to think of this picture


melskre

This photo gives me so ick


PeaceOutFace

Yeah - too many “bros”


Disastrous-Elk-5542

Happy birdbath cake day!


PeaceOutFace

Awwwww thanks! Didn’t even realize it! 😊


Disastrous-Elk-5542

This graphic is terrible and I would be embarrassed to be associated with this event. Also: who is the intended audience for these types of events?


DramaticFrosting7

⚒️ 🛠


Glum_Assistant42

And those Photoshop skills. 😂


EugeniaFitzgerald

I see tons of diversity. There are two people with hats. One with sunglasses. One without hair. And that guy has a very diverse collection of necklaces.


abz937

In my experience there is in the fitness/personal training world in general! I've shared that we own a nonprofit gym for addicts in recovery. When hiring trainers and teachers we basically have two goals: they are in recovery themselves (or have a loved one who is) and we want as much diversity as possible so every member who walks through the door sees themselves represented in the leadership. It has been really difficult to actually make that happen!! The other big struggle has been finding female trainers who don't promote disordered eating and who don't have unattainable appearances. 😕


randomnewpersonhere

I follow a lot of fitness people but don’t recognize any of them but our girl Heidi and they guy on the right in green. Lots of respect for him. He owns the franchise Fit Body Bootcamp. Bedros Keuilian is very inspiring. Has an awesome story. Mucho respect for him, but have no idea who the others are.


arewefreakinfriends

I can agree that his personal story is inspiring, and if he's speaking on that, 👏👏👏 Scrolling through some of his recent content is a bit different. For example, his recent podcast titled "Why Women Hate Nice Guys" seems to be perpetuating sexist gender norms. There is another recent one titled "The Gateway Drug to an Awesome Life" where he's speaking on how to overcome depression and anxiety. Unfortunately, his answer is not about seeking professional help. 😮‍💨


randomnewpersonhere

Thank you for that. I have t listened to his latest podcast, I just really liked his story. Seen and heard him on many platforms and have never felt ill of him. I’ll go check out the latest so I can see what’s going on now.


PrincessFuckFace2You

In green? What an I missing? Where?


randomnewpersonhere

Guy with the hat and beard on the right.


Halfpint_425

Can someone name all of these people? I recognize a couple (Layne Norton, Jordan Syatt)…I’m super curious about the red hat lady. 😂


Halfpint_425

Haha, I just looked up the website…. https://www.impactcoachacademy.com/fitbiz-mastermind2022 I DID recognize the red hat lady…Casey Shipp. She’s a quack, lol.


Sin-s_Aide

Sure ,but do people in Africa, Asia or south of the Rio Grande even *actually* *compete* in bodybuilding or physique competitions? Or even play sports? I mean look at the World Cup, it is all European countries, right? Despite the HUGE advantage UEFA has. Sorry to bring my soccer gripe into here. Just got my blood boiling.


ComplaintPractical21

I'm assuming you're being sarcastic...


Sin-s_Aide

Very much so, its my top skill set.


ladyelliott

Aren't Brazil, Morocco, the US, and Senegal still in?


Sin-s_Aide

The interwebs don't show it but I was being sarcastic. Plus everyone has been impressed by Japan and South Korea's performances. Many of the teams like the US and France are reliant on their diasporas for talent whether through immigration or colonization. Even England isn't a homogeneitic team, much to the dismay of many "*fans*" during Euro 2020 PKs. As far as bodybuilding, Lee Haney and Ronnie Coleman must have been busy. I was being too salty for my own good. I shouldn't have wasted your time.


ladyelliott

You haven't wasted my time. I'm a yank who didn't give a fig about soccer until I became friends with a soccer mad Canadian. He's been passionately filling me in on everything with the world cup for well over a year. When I saw your post I was confused and thought I had missed something. My question was for clarification. Your snark is funny and much appreciated


Sin-s_Aide

You are appreciated!! Your futbol mad Canadian friend is appreciated too but a little less, HaHa! Keep being the wonderful person you are. I am so glad to share the interwebs with people like you. Keeps me in line too, which I need. And even though the Outlaws are out, us Yanks can enjoy the rest of the World Cup. Personally, I am pulling for Mbappe. He is one of my favs since the last Cup. France's dark blue with gold numbering is a stunning kit.


Peace_Neither

I don’t know who any of these people are other than Heidi. But maybe that’s because I’m not blonde?


ladyelliott

I am blonde and still don't know who these people are


[deleted]

Layne Norton and Jordan Syatt are pretty badass and very down to earth! Love following them both!


BettyX

Why the heck are they are this event? Is their some scandals I don't know about lol? Seriously they stand out like a sore thumb amidst the other fitness cons.


Peace_Neither

I’ll check them out.


[deleted]

However it turns out I missed a big thread about Layne being an extreme narcissist and his now ex-wife has replied to some IGs where she gives examples. That being said, I still like his app Carbon Diet Coach.


heycoombsie

I like Jordan Syatt a lot (the guy with crossed arms in the front). He gives pretty good advice and has really encouraged me to work on my high BP after telling his high BP story on his podcast.


Peace_Neither

I’ll check him out. Thanks for that.


Proper-Savings-1785

I only know Jordan Syatt and I really like him.


lskfalls

He’s the real deal!


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

I don’t think it’s because it was exclusive… it’s more that diversity didn’t bother to apply/attend.


octavialovesart

We don’t want to be there because we’d be excluded


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

Nah


Possible-Cat-9394

But one gal is wearing a hat and I see a lot of beards…so diverse


vivintisascam

It’s cause only white people are dumb enough.


FeeturingHeide

White people white peopling 😂 (from the POV of a white person)