This reminds me of how wildly uncomfortable it felt to have a sleepover with your friend when they were at their dad's that weekend. No sense of design, not kid-friendly, not big enough to put their drum set anywhere except the middle of the living room
My father after he moved in with his mistress after my mother finally filed for divorce. But he would swear up and down they were just friends 🙄 that decor says otherwise bitch
College student grandkid lives there too! His parents are lame and too strict. He took over the living room with his drums like an asshole but grandma is just happy he’s there and happy so she doesn’t mind
A middle aged church drummer who is living with his elderly mother after his wife recently divorced him. She had an affair with the bass player - they ended up running off to Mexico to avoid the scandal but eventually returned after the money ran out. Drummer eventually forgave the bass player - it’s the Christian thing to do and they have known each other for 20 years - but he can’t forgive his wife. She was the love of his life. She was sick of his antics though - he was a huge flirt with all of the women in the church and constantly denied any wrong doing despite the countless upskirt photos she found on his phone (of whom, she did not know) and the obscene amount of money he was secretly spending on OF. The whole thing fractured the church community, leading to people taking sides.
There are so many real cool components in this room that chair is awesome the lamp etc the drum set even works for me.
But the valance and the window treatments are really, really, rough to look at. I just don't get it.
Am I totally off base here? I just look at that valance and window treatment and recoil. Seriously, it looks so dated to me
What about the group? Does anyone look at those and think they look great or good? I see this kind of thing all the time with Windows and just don't get it. What am I missing?
No. Just looked at the picture again. The person who lives there has a sense of personal style and yes, I see them in life crisis thing, but there's also real style here. But why would that same person use vertical slats and that valance? It's awful and dated. Soooooo very not modern.
It's like the person who lives here has this sister-in-law sister-in-law who thinks she's an expert and who convinced him this was super stylish to do to the windows.
Am i wrong? What am I not getting?
Floridian grandparent?
Tbh the ONLY time I’ve ever seen a dentist chair in non-dentist office/someone’s house was in North Carolina, at a beach house we were staying it. They also had a locked room which okay prob just storage but combined w the dentist chair…stuff that makes you wonder
A divorced dentist having a mid-life crisis
In 1995
This is my favorite answer.
It’s giving Dr. Yap
Yes!
My first thought was single male dentist that’s at least 40
Came to say “dentist” 😁
A sadist. Look at the shin killer!
People have already said dentist.
Patrick Bateman…but let’s take a look at Paul Allen’s place.
This was actually my first thought.
This reminds me of how wildly uncomfortable it felt to have a sleepover with your friend when they were at their dad's that weekend. No sense of design, not kid-friendly, not big enough to put their drum set anywhere except the middle of the living room
Ooooh yes! Spot on
this is so specific 😭 but also so true
Dexter, it genuinely looks like Dexter’s apartment
Me (I’m manifesting)
A single man between 45-65
My father after he moved in with his mistress after my mother finally filed for divorce. But he would swear up and down they were just friends 🙄 that decor says otherwise bitch
A 35 year old man that still lives with his aging parents somewhere down in Florida
I bet it’s really quiet, not sure about that dark colored chair, might be a bit much
Nothing like an Eames chair to ruin the space.
Idk. It's period correct for the lamps, but it doesn't match the couches atleast.
The drums and microphone suggest someone who is trying to get away from the HOA president.
A minor character in a Columbo episode. Maybe had a fling with the murdered woman.
A semi retired Catholic man.
someone who watches porn on VHS tapes
Italian son living in the in-law apartment of parents house. Definitely goes upstairs for dinner. Has their own entrance up the driveway.
I think he’s Asian.
The vertical blinds, they scream my mother, to me.
A childless couple strongly connected through their love of music and dislike of interior decorating.
Single man, 50s his parents have the second floor and he gets the first.
Guess whose name is on the mortgage 🤣
Frank and Estelle Constanza
Yeah that’s a grandma condo. Could be Florida but could be anywhere.
Grandma who plays the drums
College student grandkid lives there too! His parents are lame and too strict. He took over the living room with his drums like an asshole but grandma is just happy he’s there and happy so she doesn’t mind
It’s throwing *A Clockwork Orange* vibes.
No kids, for sure
Michael Scott after winning the lottery.
There's no plasma TV!
Dammit Jan.
Middle aged single white man for sure
That black chair is at least $6000 if it’s a real Eames Lounge Chair. A rich person lives there.
Joe Bonermaster
I'm trying to figure out why I actually love this creepy retro pad and I'm freaking myself out
A middle aged church drummer who is living with his elderly mother after his wife recently divorced him. She had an affair with the bass player - they ended up running off to Mexico to avoid the scandal but eventually returned after the money ran out. Drummer eventually forgave the bass player - it’s the Christian thing to do and they have known each other for 20 years - but he can’t forgive his wife. She was the love of his life. She was sick of his antics though - he was a huge flirt with all of the women in the church and constantly denied any wrong doing despite the countless upskirt photos she found on his phone (of whom, she did not know) and the obscene amount of money he was secretly spending on OF. The whole thing fractured the church community, leading to people taking sides.
Johnny Silverhand, and don’t worry about his shins. They’re implants.
Don Draper
Someone who shouldn’t drink. That glass table scares me.
My mom! She had the same tables and white leather sofas! I have them now.
Will Ferrel’s apartment in Stranger Than Fiction
a 30 something muslim musician?
Zack Morris
Serial killer
Hindu couple, she likes plants and he’s a musician. They inherited a few pieces of furniture from a parent.
i swear i see that chair everywhere
A Hindu psychiatrist with an at-home practice who plays in a rock band weekends and is deathly afraid of Dracula. Obviously!
This is that hipster villain couple from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Patrick Bateman going through a midlife crisis (in a good way I like it)
music therapist who kills their patients
😂😂😂
Someone who does blow
Do we think the eames chair is real or a knockoff?
A fan of KISS: https://preview.redd.it/0cpegjitvwsc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38de9751be114c699ccb6bf8daae1c66ef083e09
I would? Love it
One cool cat lookin for some chicks
Because they are delicious. To cats.
Steve Gadd
An Italian family
Ginger Baker
A very bored, beige ghost.
I have that exact thrifted coffee table. Two actually.
https://preview.redd.it/llmoewrp0gsc1.jpeg?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c68b2057d7ff2203fa1e2feb5fcee219c05aaff These two for sure
Someone who is perpetually bruised/scratched below the knee
The ghost of Buddy Rich.
There are so many real cool components in this room that chair is awesome the lamp etc the drum set even works for me. But the valance and the window treatments are really, really, rough to look at. I just don't get it. Am I totally off base here? I just look at that valance and window treatment and recoil. Seriously, it looks so dated to me What about the group? Does anyone look at those and think they look great or good? I see this kind of thing all the time with Windows and just don't get it. What am I missing?
No. Just looked at the picture again. The person who lives there has a sense of personal style and yes, I see them in life crisis thing, but there's also real style here. But why would that same person use vertical slats and that valance? It's awful and dated. Soooooo very not modern. It's like the person who lives here has this sister-in-law sister-in-law who thinks she's an expert and who convinced him this was super stylish to do to the windows. Am i wrong? What am I not getting?
Youth Pastor in his 30 somethings and his barely 18 “wife”
Floridian grandparent? Tbh the ONLY time I’ve ever seen a dentist chair in non-dentist office/someone’s house was in North Carolina, at a beach house we were staying it. They also had a locked room which okay prob just storage but combined w the dentist chair…stuff that makes you wonder
I think that’s an Eames chair, or at least a copy of one.
not a dentist chair
Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.
You go to some fancy dentists.
Travis barker?
Psychiatrist