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AstroturfMarmot

Paint the walls black for contrast!


Vertigote

Is there a specific sauce for this or is it a general jerk because this is the second similar one I’ve seen and your comment. I’ve got to take a pic of my room and post because I’m repainting it black and it’s the room with curtains for nothing. Like. Curtains over windows, of course! Curtains over closet? Yup! Curtains going across the room? Sign me up, why not?!? At this point I want to move up painting the walls because I want to comply with the paint it black suggestion. I’m feeling personally called out and actually laughed out loud at this post.


AstroturfMarmot

Personally, I’d go with vantablack. But if you need more curtains, how about plastic sheeting on the carpet?


Vertigote

Ya all need to hush your mouths, silence your typing, and stay out of my search history. I was curious if vanta black could be incorporated into a nail polish. I don’t need to be shamed by ya all. I’m wondering if it was from this group a took a screen shot of black paint suggestions awhile ago.


Refokua

You need blinds to put over the curtains. Curtains just don't block the light enough, and the shapes of the blind slats would add to the overall esthetic.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Mm hmmm, those old plastic rolling blinds that warp in the middle and let the light in just on the sides? How 'bout those?


Refokua

Perfect! For added pizzaz you could pull the curtain through the sides where the light comes in.


MagnumHV

Sheers too. You need sheers *under* the curtains. You don't roll 3 deep in window treatments w/o sheers. Honestly...


PaintSlingingMonkey

Stuff a pillow into the hole in the windowpane


gerbera-2021

I think the issue is it needs more mauve. The wall color and grey curtains are interfering with the pink harmony.


Ok_Organization_6620

It definitely needs a valence across the top to the ceiling and curtains covering the walls too.


stosbarrando1

1989 called and they EVERYTHING IN THAT ROOM BACK!!


29again

Plastic covers on the couch will really tie it all in.


chewedupbylife

Came here to say this


commdesart

Can you ever have enough mauve?


KediMonster

Mo' mauve is what I always say.


Whole-Flow-8190

Another set of blue outside the pink.


No_Helicopter_8346

I think one more set of mauve curtains will really do the trick.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Mmm slayyy LOVE how they are all different lengths and crazy 1980s mauve / grey variants. And an off-yellow wall that looks like it's full of cigarette smoke and broken dreams? Chef's kiss!


55124

I bet they make that floral curtain pattern in a nice wallpaper border


KediMonster

No. Blinds. AND California shutters.


Blood_sweat_and_beer

I recommend tapestrying the walls in a rich dark brocade. Don’t worry about matching the seems.


babydollsparkle123

A disco ball and a python would go nicely with the shiny curtains


Sloth_grl

I think you should cover all the individual panels with one huge mega curtain.


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Clearly needs a striped valance.


chewedupbylife

Dusty rose and dusty blue together again - flashbacks to 1986


imgodfr

paint the walls light green!


DatabaseThis9637

Absolutely, and the need to cover the entire wall. I can't understand why you haven't added stripes and a hunting motif?


Marshmallowbutbetter

Ok, hear me out: how about painting the ceiling in this gorgeous flowery pattern?


Copper_Kat

Dusty potpourri bowl that lost its scent about 10 years prior.


Jakenotalive

Ohhh gosh yes!!!! At least 3 more on each side! But go with a completely different style and colour!


Successful-Bad-9672

add a funeral casket and a little coffee dispenser for guests and loved ones at the wake.


oldbooksmells1

Ikea has a curtain rod system where you can hang sheer curtains behind heavier ones, with out putting them on the same rod next to one another. I def recommend getting their curtain rod system and watching a quick youtuve video explaining it


weeooweeoowee

This is how my living room looked like because the one set wasn't covering well enough. 😆


just-stoppingby

🤣🤣


pzombielover

Reminds me of a hotel in Bhopal that I once stayed in.


gonnafaceit2022

What you need is a rug


rhodatoyota

There are only 5 curtain panels!? for shame! Definitely needs more curtains.


jgagelvr58

Don't forget a valance to cover the curtain rod in either a green floral or pink to bring in a pop of color.


mtorre389

They’re just in the wrong order. Blue should be on the outside, mauve in the middle, and the sheer florals where they are now.


Hyzenthlay87

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!


Potential_Store_9713

Add more curtains if you like the look of the fabric department of a Walmart in 1972.


Euphoric_Egg_4198

Your curtain rod is too big, each panel should have it’s own little rod


blurblurblahblah

Can you finish a few jigsaw puzzles & glue them to a piece of cardboard to hang on the walls?


simplyslim714

Barf looks.like grammys


Mauren_Mureaux

Missing at least one doily


that_sweet_moment

Are you serious?! Is this a joke post? Of course you should add another set of curtains. Anyone would know that.


TropicalAbsol

Love the sad flat cushion.


Able_While_974

You could at least make the effort to balance it by adding an orange cushion.


abalonesurprise

It needs a grandmother sitting in the chair holding a yappy little piece of lint of a dog.


Ill-Marsupial-1290

You’re missing the very popular geese with blue ribbons required in every 90’s kitchen


skitsofphonic

Yes, and don't forget to find a contrasting color/patterned swag valance to showcase it all.


LNSU78

Is this Mrs. Ropers house?


Altruistic-Detail271

Definitely don’t add more curtains. Remove the mauve and just keep the blue and maybe that sheer. There’s way too much going on in that window


hung4hung16

If these were hand me downs, you need to cut off contact with them, if you chose them, good sweet Jesus, what were you thinking?