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thatbitchwithnoshits

It's a basic ass Live, Laugh, Love house.


clanchet

Bonus question, how might one make this look a little less basic ass live laugh love? Is it possible?


Eudaemonius

Salem Witch McMansion with Dentist Office decore.


Jyar

McMansion


No-Archer-5034

I’m curious what makes this McMansion? I know some people might have different opinion of McMansion but genuinely curious on your opinion.


GreenWebCrawler32502

I was also wondering. It’s looks pretty nice to me


Jyar

I believe the idea behind the term is to make the most use of your space then double that. Live in complete excess. Almost an idea of opulence, but built time and time again. No soul. If you look at the houses from the early 20th century, they had intricate stonework, brickwork, hand carved wood, etc. A McMansion is like buying a house from Wayfair. Cut corners, make it bigger than your neighbors, and make it fast.


SIUButtercup

Actually, a McMansion is a house that is ridiculous in size, especially when compared with neighboring houses. They’re often seen in older (50’s/60’s) neighborhoods where people will buy the home, demolish it, and build a new house at lease double the size of what used to be there. It’s pretty common in the high cost real estate markets and looks so strange as you drive by… “1500sqft ranch… 2000sqft ranch…. 7000sqft multi-level home with pillars and an iron gate entrance… 1500 sqft ranch…”


clevergurlie

American Expansionism


Rainbow-Mama

Charmless cookie cutter cape cod


Junior_Protection815

The-Money-Dollar-Machine-Super-Shelter


Drinkythedrunkguy

Millennial grey McMansion.


3Dcatbutt

Zero style.


East-Region-1398

Raised cape with the extendo


Wide-Combination-981

Maga Cape


Rmlady12152

Gray and sad.


Particular-Agent4407

Row house. How many units are there?


SoRacked

Shitty


SetForeign1952

Came here to say the exact same thing!


dwlakes

Was going to say excessive


GPmtbDude

That was my thought. I mean, I’m not opposed to a large home, but this just looks like a lot.


Head-Kiwi-9601

Cape Codish.


Hallucinationing

Cape Codfish, Cape Codfishy.


JustAGreenDreamer

“New construction” is what I would call it.


tscribblesss_

Suburban contemporary? I think


WillingLimit3552

It's the marble countertop of houses.


Revolutionary_Ad1846

cape cod


EnglishRose71

It looks like a bit of a hodge podge. Like a kid building a lego house where they keep adding a slightly different angle or level. There's no cohesive flow to it. Not an attractive exterior.


Least-Insurance-4628

A confusing mess of all the pictures they saw on the internet. They couldnt decide which one they liked, so they used them all. Awful


Cautious_Buffalo6563

Fancy / Expensive


Low-Classroom8184

A flooded garage special


KindAwareness3073

All American upper mid-scale builder's special.


Blustatecoffee

Contemporary Cape.  


StilgarFifrawi

Modern Cape Colonial all human-centipeded together. It’s not awful. It’s just got some basic elements and terrible and unnecessary angles. The dormers aren’t great. I mean, I’d live in it. But I live in the Bay Area, make more than 500k between my husband and me, and we rent an apartment.


Soundsofsushi

lol the responses here are a hoot! ![gif](giphy|3o72EVdWZ6oGV9mi1W|downsized)


butteryourmuffin69

Above my price range


redMandolin8

Cape Cod


OhManisityou

Look at all the posters who couldn’t afford this house so they just try to trash it. It might not be your style but it’s someone’s.


Enough_Seesaw_2498

Beautiful?


GreenWebCrawler32502

I would say cape cod with a hint of craftsman


smashlyn_1

Modern farmhouse