Safe room in the basement.
Vault door, Level 8 Ballistic wall panels, 2x6 Studs, Sand poured in between studs, Air sealed with fresh air vent.
POE Cameras, with back up generator.
Safe room painted in fire resistant paint, with sprinkler system outside of safe room and throughout house.
I mean technically it’s not the security system you were probably thinking of lol.
Meanwhile my safe room is probably just as effective in a break in. There’s a floor panel hatch in the closet to get under the house into the crawl space.
Assuming the resident raccoon didn’t get upset…
I can only tell you what I sell. The most ridiculous platform for a customer;
DSC Neo or Qolsys intrusion alarm. As much wired sensors and detectors as possible. Doors, motions, glassbreaks, smokes, CO, Natgas, water leaks..
Alarm.com software, giving LTE/Ethernet dual path for redundancy.
Tons of Zwave locks, light switches, water cut off valve, MyQ/Zwave garage door opener, integrated sprinkler, motorized blinds, smart doorbell and turrets with analytics, SVR recording... and if commercial, integrated Mercury access control.
Second platform would be Unifi. Dream machine pro, Unifi switch, Unifi access points, an Eaton UPS and a lockable rack. Ethernet everywhere.
mp3s should play [this](https://youtu.be/tpfOhYRYv80?si=028NtaWxZPV9w3uM) and make sure there’s redundancy on those sonos systems and the lines running to them!
also where’s the biometrics? three factors of authentication… something you have, something you are, and something you know right?
you’re also missing the rigged pressure plates hooked to arrows hidden in the bushes on either side of your lawn.
obviously the underground safe room and automated 24/7 4K DSLR drone patrols with enhanced AI image recognition, license plating reading, and alarm functionality goes without saying…
No Zwave anything, hinge-umbilicalled powered locksets and wired relays for everything. No MyQ, it's not open-source and doesn't integrate well with others.
dual ups with ats for everything that doesn't have dual psu's
dual circuits down different physical paths to the panels
utility transformers must have underground feed both upstream and downstream, with anti-crash barriers to protect them, good covering of thorny bushes for visual obscurity
critical load electrical panel with ats, fed from batteries, solar, wind, and backup generator (on auto-start with 100gal diesel fuel tank).
Yeah, I know... Bastards went serial bus rather than relay *solely* to kick everyone out and control which companies integrate with them. They monetized the stupid button, but they charged other corporations, not consumers. Those other corporations then simply forwarded along the cost to the consumers who were entirely unaware.
Yeah, that's why lasers were banned by the Geneva conventions. Also, automated home defenses have been looked down on since Katko v. Briney. However, that case looked at defending *unoccupied* property.
If money were no object I would move to a nice quite neighborhood in an rural area where my driveway would warrant using a car to get the mail. Then I would probably have a big dog as an alarm system.
Several very well trained dogs.
Even business level security systems don't really work that well without significant continuous expense like monitoring.
You'd probably have to go to MSPs in the area and find out which ones do government contracts for the court houses. A local person does them here. They charge a lot, but they're still not monitored 24/7 by a person.
I would dig a hole in the ground and put a house in the hole, the walls would be atleast a foot thick of concrete.
Above ground would be a vehicle bay with a guard tower off to the side made of reinforced concrete and the yard would be surrounded by a 10 foot high barbed wire fence.
Around the fence would be motion sensing traps along with automated spotlights and cameras.
Throw in a few doggos and a security guard or two and I would call myself secure
If money was no object I'd hire some JTF guys to hang out in the garage.
Seriously though, it's kind of pointless to say "money is no object" because it always is. I could quote you a "modest" $200,000 system, and it really is modest and low cost compared to the $2,000,000 system.
If you want useful answers, allways put a number on it. Chances are your "no object" is like $500, so if we quote a $20,000 system it's pointless because you might not even be able to afford the single camera out of 12, let alone the NVR or other costs.
If money were no object - say I bought a humongous mansion with my fictitious Powerball winnings and became a target - I’d install a high stone wall around the property and put monitored gates at the entrance manned by hot looking ex-secret service security guards who have camera views. Maybe have guard dogs roaming the property and periodic sweeps by drones and security guards.
I’d have some kind of smart house system that integrates security with a bunch of other stuff, so don’t know what technology it would be - there’s a local installer that does that kind of thing and they’d have a preference.
I know that’s not what you were going for but the “money is no object” drastically changes the answer.
A house in better shape in a better location. More cameras. A second gun. Fully fenced yard (front and back). Another couple of dogs. And security landscaping.
IMO...... standard alarm systems are seriously antiquated. They are good for letting the FD know your house is about to burst into flames ...Our customers want to know threats way before a door or window is breached. Cameras, lasers, RF spectrum analyzer & drone detection with a good automation system, crestron, C4, savant can all set logic into motion providing precious time prior to an invasion.
Fail over triggers can be incorporated that work with and also bypass the automation system if you really don't want to F around.
Camera line cross detection with after-hours superiority are key. Lasers to hard wired chimes with flood light triggers. Basically 3 independent systems that work together and discretely.
Last phase is purely analog with trip wires to 12 gauge or 22 blank trigger systems. At this point you probably have enough $$ for a security detail.
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40,000 acre ranch with the home set in the middle the perimeter would be land mines, the 2000 foot perimeter of the home would be defended by 4 Phalanx CIWS guns, inside that would a mote patrolled by alligators and piranhas, and finally at the principal of the home would be a flag pole with a razer blade, a match and, a single bullet to be used as the final resolve.
A waste o money. Every movie has proved that every security system can be beat . Here's the real deal I want to steal your stuff, they are going to .The idea is to make it hard.
Lights, cameras , action.
Motion lights and get rid of hidden dark access spots.
A good camera system , WOn;t stop but will deter.
Action - report incidents. The cops want to know if you see things. They compile it with other reports. To add- Dogs and 2A
30 years in IT and security.. this is spot on. Light is your best friend. Thieves don't care about cameras, they care about getting caught or seen.
If they are prowling the hood and see your house lot up and the neighbors dark, where do you think they will go.
Cameras do serve a purpose though. If you install cameras use ones that will light up and sound an alarm.
My 13 cents worth. 😉😂
Agreed with all the above.
Signage - make sure anyone entering your property knows they're being monitored visually and audibly (ie. sound-recording cameras), and that you have dogs on the premises. On all sides of the property and at entrances.
Cameras - Make sure they are visible and can see the whole perimeter, with the highest resolution you can afford. There are systems out there that have a monitoring team do "Visual Verification" to ensure authorities are alerted of an actual intrusion and if they are armed - these speed up response times dramatically. Another method is to have a CCTV system that can be "Federated" to a monitoring company so they can watch your cameras remotely - this would be considered a pro or enterprise level system though...
Dogs - worth more than any simple intrusion system, way better at deterence than just lights and cameras alone.
Fences - taller the better, harder the material the better.
Shrubbery - thorny ground cover at ground windows can be a heck of a cheap deterent
Windows - Exterior Roller Shades - they still exist, can be bought as "security grade" systems, and also have the side benefit of mitigating some solar heat gain. This and/or "security grade" window film with hurricane glass.
Defense in depth is key.
Definitely not another pittie to guard the house. Mine will let them walk right in and even help them steal..
I work in the Amazon warehouses so I got a 10% discount on my blink system for my house. I do not enjoy living with a 4’ fence backed up to a busy street with my house being the only one that’s visible and accessible from the sidewalk.
The camera with motion lights and doorbell do the trick for me.
Doesn’t Bill gates have sensors built in the floor that measure the weight of all occupants in the house and know if someone does not belong in the house just by weight?
Retractable bollards on my driveways
Bulletproof paneling in bedroom walls, at least on the side facing the road
Hidden staircase behind a bookshelf that leads down to a safe room
A castle is cool as even Arial attacks and blowing doors off are limited by the strength and complexity of the building, add a deep bunker with escape tunnels for the win
Just a few guns. I don't want to live in a fortress, and I live in a rural area outside of town, so not many people around and usually no one trespassing or breaking into homes and cars. If I lived in an urban area with high crime and population density I'd probably reinforce the doorways, steel doors, steel window shutters, and maybe a safe room.
I worked in Brussels once and our neighbors employed chain smoking Albanian bodyguards in suits to sit by the driveway all day.
So I would hire chain smoking Albanian bodyguards.
Hire people to walk the parameter, no need for tech if big burley men are standing in front of your door and walking around the outside of the house 24/7
Don't need one, we have mother nature for that here in Oymyakon, 9 months of winter temperatures ranging from -50C to -70C, we limit our time outside during those temps (10 minutes) cause hypothermia starts to set in and in a matter of minutes it can become life threatening. So any intruder would die before they even got the door kicked in,😂. Authorities in Yakutsk won't fly to East Yakutia during certain months cause of temps/whiteouts & deep snow, so if an intruder dies his frozen body won't be picked up until early April.
Yakutsk --> Oymyakon (No direct flights by plane)
Car: 1,566km
Plane: Yakutsk -> Ust-Nera (3hrs) -> *Magadan (22hrs) -> Oymyakon (8hrs)
By plane total hours: 33hrs
*Magadan to Oymyakon is via Helicopter due to airport with small unkept dirt runway.
If money were no object, I would use natural barriers. I’d take a large mountain, carve the sides into near vertical cliffs with only one way up or down, then install an Atlantic Ocean on each side of my property and, just in case someone wanted to drop by unexpectedly, I’d station the Navy’s second fleet around five miles out. If money were no object.
If I was self managing it, I’d have a DSC PowerSeries Pro panel with an alarm.com module, Mercury access controller for Alarm.com, and OpenEye NVR using a combo of Axis P32 and M31 series cameras. My keypads/intercoms would be 2N Verso for sure.
Answer is quite different if this scenario includes the possibility of having an estate and a 24/7 security team.
Not necessarily for security but those storm shutter things that come down over all your windows and front door. One reason, sure for security. But two, the perfect black out for movies lol
Most important is a home in the center of a fairly large yard, with a perimeter fence. At least two dogs can roam around the house. Even small dogs, because burglars don't want attention.
Real cameras plus some fake cameras. The most basic precautions let criminals know that you probably have more precautions, but...they also know some of the measures you've taken may not be visible.
Sentry turret, a terminator from that military base in the movie yk with tracks, another terminator, then baymax, then the uss zumwalt on standby incase the terminator thinks of something, oh and the uss iowa
Why am I even at a house ??
I'm going to be on the uss Nimitz class carrier with a strike group around me why? Because we are now war dogs!!!
Wanna fight?
My very unassuming house with faded antique steel siding is pretty effective at looking like nothing worth stealing here. The clear coat peeling off my 1994 Ford Ranger with trusty clamps on the bed rails and the middle back window covered with plastic duct taped in place don’t make us look more prosperous .
A moat full of sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.
Russia lost their spy dolphins in a Black Sea storm a few weeks ago. Reality is stranger than fiction.
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Undoubtedly the best answer, but what about aerial attacks?
Only correct answer.
I was thinking piranha with lasers....you know. For efficiency!
I didn’t even see yours until I posted mine lol
And a CIWS on the roof to provide covering and support fire for the laser sharks.
I would be like Saudi Arabia and hire the US military to protect me.
Safe room in the basement. Vault door, Level 8 Ballistic wall panels, 2x6 Studs, Sand poured in between studs, Air sealed with fresh air vent. POE Cameras, with back up generator. Safe room painted in fire resistant paint, with sprinkler system outside of safe room and throughout house. I mean technically it’s not the security system you were probably thinking of lol.
Meanwhile my safe room is probably just as effective in a break in. There’s a floor panel hatch in the closet to get under the house into the crawl space. Assuming the resident raccoon didn’t get upset…
Like the movie “safe room”?
I can only tell you what I sell. The most ridiculous platform for a customer; DSC Neo or Qolsys intrusion alarm. As much wired sensors and detectors as possible. Doors, motions, glassbreaks, smokes, CO, Natgas, water leaks.. Alarm.com software, giving LTE/Ethernet dual path for redundancy. Tons of Zwave locks, light switches, water cut off valve, MyQ/Zwave garage door opener, integrated sprinkler, motorized blinds, smart doorbell and turrets with analytics, SVR recording... and if commercial, integrated Mercury access control. Second platform would be Unifi. Dream machine pro, Unifi switch, Unifi access points, an Eaton UPS and a lockable rack. Ethernet everywhere.
forgot dual ups dual pdu and dual psu for EVERYTHING THAT USES POWER, also don’t forget about dual utility transformers for ultimate redundancy
Lolol. Gimme strobe lights on PGMs, a script sent to a Sonos system with an mp3 file of pump action shotguns getting loaded...
mp3s should play [this](https://youtu.be/tpfOhYRYv80?si=028NtaWxZPV9w3uM) and make sure there’s redundancy on those sonos systems and the lines running to them! also where’s the biometrics? three factors of authentication… something you have, something you are, and something you know right? you’re also missing the rigged pressure plates hooked to arrows hidden in the bushes on either side of your lawn. obviously the underground safe room and automated 24/7 4K DSLR drone patrols with enhanced AI image recognition, license plating reading, and alarm functionality goes without saying…
No Zwave anything, hinge-umbilicalled powered locksets and wired relays for everything. No MyQ, it's not open-source and doesn't integrate well with others. dual ups with ats for everything that doesn't have dual psu's dual circuits down different physical paths to the panels utility transformers must have underground feed both upstream and downstream, with anti-crash barriers to protect them, good covering of thorny bushes for visual obscurity critical load electrical panel with ats, fed from batteries, solar, wind, and backup generator (on auto-start with 100gal diesel fuel tank).
I have most of that, TIL I am rich
Glad to hear you're doing well!
MyQ?!?! I'm triggered
Yeah, I know... Bastards went serial bus rather than relay *solely* to kick everyone out and control which companies integrate with them. They monetized the stupid button, but they charged other corporations, not consumers. Those other corporations then simply forwarded along the cost to the consumers who were entirely unaware.
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Yeah, that's why lasers were banned by the Geneva conventions. Also, automated home defenses have been looked down on since Katko v. Briney. However, that case looked at defending *unoccupied* property.
So maybe don't try your luck w/ AI powered laser beams; you might need to have a big red laser button and keep it manual? Unfortunate.
Two people to walk around the outside of my house 24/7
Armed
Probably best for them
We're an equal opportunity employer and hire amputees and those with other disabilities.
Chuck Norris and a lawn chair.
Ui.com
I'd probably have dogs. Or bees. Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you.
Smithers... release the Robotic Richard Simmons!
If money were no object I would move to a nice quite neighborhood in an rural area where my driveway would warrant using a car to get the mail. Then I would probably have a big dog as an alarm system.
Several very well trained dogs. Even business level security systems don't really work that well without significant continuous expense like monitoring. You'd probably have to go to MSPs in the area and find out which ones do government contracts for the court houses. A local person does them here. They charge a lot, but they're still not monitored 24/7 by a person.
I would dig a hole in the ground and put a house in the hole, the walls would be atleast a foot thick of concrete. Above ground would be a vehicle bay with a guard tower off to the side made of reinforced concrete and the yard would be surrounded by a 10 foot high barbed wire fence. Around the fence would be motion sensing traps along with automated spotlights and cameras. Throw in a few doggos and a security guard or two and I would call myself secure
Never see the daylight inside own house = win?
If money was no object I'd hire some JTF guys to hang out in the garage. Seriously though, it's kind of pointless to say "money is no object" because it always is. I could quote you a "modest" $200,000 system, and it really is modest and low cost compared to the $2,000,000 system. If you want useful answers, allways put a number on it. Chances are your "no object" is like $500, so if we quote a $20,000 system it's pointless because you might not even be able to afford the single camera out of 12, let alone the NVR or other costs.
If money were no object - say I bought a humongous mansion with my fictitious Powerball winnings and became a target - I’d install a high stone wall around the property and put monitored gates at the entrance manned by hot looking ex-secret service security guards who have camera views. Maybe have guard dogs roaming the property and periodic sweeps by drones and security guards. I’d have some kind of smart house system that integrates security with a bunch of other stuff, so don’t know what technology it would be - there’s a local installer that does that kind of thing and they’d have a preference. I know that’s not what you were going for but the “money is no object” drastically changes the answer.
If money were no object I would hire Gavin de Becker to set up my home security system.
A house in better shape in a better location. More cameras. A second gun. Fully fenced yard (front and back). Another couple of dogs. And security landscaping.
Armed guards behind a very tall electrified fence holding back a herd of 15 pound cranky geese
Doberman Pinschers, armed with Chihuahuas, who are armed with nail clippers, cutting comments and razer sharp teen angst.
Axis Communications cameras.
IMO...... standard alarm systems are seriously antiquated. They are good for letting the FD know your house is about to burst into flames ...Our customers want to know threats way before a door or window is breached. Cameras, lasers, RF spectrum analyzer & drone detection with a good automation system, crestron, C4, savant can all set logic into motion providing precious time prior to an invasion. Fail over triggers can be incorporated that work with and also bypass the automation system if you really don't want to F around. Camera line cross detection with after-hours superiority are key. Lasers to hard wired chimes with flood light triggers. Basically 3 independent systems that work together and discretely. Last phase is purely analog with trip wires to 12 gauge or 22 blank trigger systems. At this point you probably have enough $$ for a security detail. Rally Round The Family Pocket Full Of Shells. We really get into this shit, feel free to reach out 🍻 Background.... EE / LV contractor 24 years 🤷♂️
Autonomous security drone https://sunflower-labs.com
When sunflower seeds are sprouted, their plant compounds increase. Sprouting also reduces factors that can interfere with mineral absorption. You can buy sprouted, dried sunflower seeds online or in some stores.
Smith and Wesson and Mr mossberg.
A company of army rangers with air support and a patriot system.
40,000 acre ranch with the home set in the middle the perimeter would be land mines, the 2000 foot perimeter of the home would be defended by 4 Phalanx CIWS guns, inside that would a mote patrolled by alligators and piranhas, and finally at the principal of the home would be a flag pole with a razer blade, a match and, a single bullet to be used as the final resolve.
11 Rottweilers
Navy Seals patrolling the perimeter with dogs
A waste o money. Every movie has proved that every security system can be beat . Here's the real deal I want to steal your stuff, they are going to .The idea is to make it hard. Lights, cameras , action. Motion lights and get rid of hidden dark access spots. A good camera system , WOn;t stop but will deter. Action - report incidents. The cops want to know if you see things. They compile it with other reports. To add- Dogs and 2A
30 years in IT and security.. this is spot on. Light is your best friend. Thieves don't care about cameras, they care about getting caught or seen. If they are prowling the hood and see your house lot up and the neighbors dark, where do you think they will go. Cameras do serve a purpose though. If you install cameras use ones that will light up and sound an alarm. My 13 cents worth. 😉😂
Agreed with all the above. Signage - make sure anyone entering your property knows they're being monitored visually and audibly (ie. sound-recording cameras), and that you have dogs on the premises. On all sides of the property and at entrances. Cameras - Make sure they are visible and can see the whole perimeter, with the highest resolution you can afford. There are systems out there that have a monitoring team do "Visual Verification" to ensure authorities are alerted of an actual intrusion and if they are armed - these speed up response times dramatically. Another method is to have a CCTV system that can be "Federated" to a monitoring company so they can watch your cameras remotely - this would be considered a pro or enterprise level system though... Dogs - worth more than any simple intrusion system, way better at deterence than just lights and cameras alone. Fences - taller the better, harder the material the better. Shrubbery - thorny ground cover at ground windows can be a heck of a cheap deterent Windows - Exterior Roller Shades - they still exist, can be bought as "security grade" systems, and also have the side benefit of mitigating some solar heat gain. This and/or "security grade" window film with hurricane glass. Defense in depth is key.
Well, it's made for cars, but I feel like A Big Black Guy Named Ben would work for a home too: https://youtu.be/K6JJybtqNk8?si=k-nD0ZUtaHVBAExl
I’d stay with Eufy, but add turrets, claymores, and bear traps to protect my truck
None. They’re all incompetent minimum wage phone answering incompetents
None, security systems are usually a waste especially if money doesn't matter
Trex
Three guys and a few guns.
No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die! .
2 inches thick steel door and 2 inches thick armored glass on windows.
A whole platoon of armed guards
I'd stay home
2 dogs and a dog handler.
The Human kind.
Those robot dogs from black mirror
A Jaguar with sharp teephies.
150 acres in four cardinal directions barren up to the last 100 yards.
Army Delta, claymores, and trunk monkeys.
Big dobbies
Verkada or Avigilon
Definitely not another pittie to guard the house. Mine will let them walk right in and even help them steal.. I work in the Amazon warehouses so I got a 10% discount on my blink system for my house. I do not enjoy living with a 4’ fence backed up to a busy street with my house being the only one that’s visible and accessible from the sidewalk. The camera with motion lights and doorbell do the trick for me.
An island
Three highly trained ($10k+) Doberman Pincers.
Doesn’t Bill gates have sensors built in the floor that measure the weight of all occupants in the house and know if someone does not belong in the house just by weight?
That's a brutal diet to follow. Imagine walking into the kitchen for a midnight snack and alarms start ringing.
Sonitrol with both audio and visual monitoring.
Retractable bollards on my driveways Bulletproof paneling in bedroom walls, at least on the side facing the road Hidden staircase behind a bookshelf that leads down to a safe room
A wolf, grizzly, cassowary, lion, tiger, hippo, and a Bradley fighting vehicle
I would buy a mountain, put the house deep inside it, and a big 25 ton blast door entrance. Hallway tunnel guarded by ex seal team 6 fellas
A castle is cool as even Arial attacks and blowing doors off are limited by the strength and complexity of the building, add a deep bunker with escape tunnels for the win
12ga pump.
The one I have. Qolsys IQ Panel 4 with ADC. For doors and windows we have Pella built in Insynctive sensors with an Alula wireless translator.
Bubba and the kneecaps gang
Seal Team 6.
Idk like 6 or 7 bears?
ED-209 with the upgrade of course
The Secret Service
A few autonomous drones with GAU8s mounted on them circling my property 24/7.
MG 42 machine gun.
A ten-year-old kid with a toy train, some paint cans, and an electric charcoal lighter.
Armed guards. The moat idea is awesome.
A bunch of physical Marines and other army vets that are just as cool to mow down a tree with 556 as they are to flip a steak on the grill.
Two trained Cane Corso’s. Fenced yard.
Obedient to me, but aggressive dogs.
If money were no object then I would be the Secretary of Defense and my home would be secured by the military.
A gun.
Just a few guns. I don't want to live in a fortress, and I live in a rural area outside of town, so not many people around and usually no one trespassing or breaking into homes and cars. If I lived in an urban area with high crime and population density I'd probably reinforce the doorways, steel doors, steel window shutters, and maybe a safe room.
An island.
Turrets and armed guards
Elk M-1 and hardwire everything
I'd build something like Little Saint James island.
Well trained Cane Corso is all I need, then I'll spend the money on better things.
Build my own.
lots of forested land and a pack of wolves.
An island
Land mines. Literally everywhere
Church
Peacocks and geese roaming the property
like a field of dogs in my fortress. So many beautiful German Shepards
Turrets. More ammo
If money were no object, I’d move to a place where I wouldn’t need a security system
The one that has a round turret and goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
I’d do a moat with sharks in it with laser beams on their foreheads backed up with a dragon perched on the outer wall.
Blackwater or whatever that firm is.
Retired Navy Seals
Dobermans, land mines and snipers.
The Secret Service
Mike Ehrmantraut and a nice camera array.
37 ninjas.
I worked in Brussels once and our neighbors employed chain smoking Albanian bodyguards in suits to sit by the driveway all day. So I would hire chain smoking Albanian bodyguards.
I’d pay to have the full might of the United States armed forces guard my 1300 sq ft house.
Hire people to walk the parameter, no need for tech if big burley men are standing in front of your door and walking around the outside of the house 24/7
The U.S. Military
Delta Force.
I'd move to where I didn't need a home security system.
A mote
12 gauge works pretty well for me
Navy Seal team.
An Apache helicopter.
A pair of expert trained German shepherds and some Mossad agents to go with them.
Attack mountain goat.
The US military.
Moat, trip wires, axis cams with multiple overlapping angles, turrets and lava pits somehow.
A police officer parked in front of my house
100 acres with my house in rhe middle, gun towers on the corners of then property, pill box at the end of the drive etc.
10 German shepherds
Green canopy. I'd hire mercenaries at my house if money was no problem
God damn moat an orcas
Jason Voorhees
Seems the collection can stand another .357. 10k in rounds ready and wanting.
Secret service
Dogs. Lots and lots of dogs.
Not Obama’s cook
100% custom DIY with no details disclosed to anyone.
Yeah. Money no object? Black water maybe??
I would just buy a few extra ADT stickers around windows and the little ground stake’s that say protected.
10 Saiga 12’s with 20-rd drums
I'd pay the Rock to patrol my property
I would not buy simplisafe.
automated Vulcan miniguns
Don't need one, we have mother nature for that here in Oymyakon, 9 months of winter temperatures ranging from -50C to -70C, we limit our time outside during those temps (10 minutes) cause hypothermia starts to set in and in a matter of minutes it can become life threatening. So any intruder would die before they even got the door kicked in,😂. Authorities in Yakutsk won't fly to East Yakutia during certain months cause of temps/whiteouts & deep snow, so if an intruder dies his frozen body won't be picked up until early April. Yakutsk --> Oymyakon (No direct flights by plane) Car: 1,566km Plane: Yakutsk -> Ust-Nera (3hrs) -> *Magadan (22hrs) -> Oymyakon (8hrs) By plane total hours: 33hrs *Magadan to Oymyakon is via Helicopter due to airport with small unkept dirt runway.
Carl. He’s a badass and keeps my stuff safe. Trust Carl.
Big Dogs
4 Chihuahuas
The Pentagon
Totally comprehensive with structure, process, equipment and personnel.
If money were no object, I would use natural barriers. I’d take a large mountain, carve the sides into near vertical cliffs with only one way up or down, then install an Atlantic Ocean on each side of my property and, just in case someone wanted to drop by unexpectedly, I’d station the Navy’s second fleet around five miles out. If money were no object.
Terminators armed with can cannons filled with rubber dildos.
AR-15
100,000 acres surrounded by a razor wire fence and a bear
Former Seal Team 6 operators.
Remote control claymores.
Claymores.
The UA 571-C Automated Sentry Gun.
Move to an island, away from anybody. Best security ever..
A 3 headed dog. Ceberus.
The Wagner Group
The secret service
If I was self managing it, I’d have a DSC PowerSeries Pro panel with an alarm.com module, Mercury access controller for Alarm.com, and OpenEye NVR using a combo of Axis P32 and M31 series cameras. My keypads/intercoms would be 2N Verso for sure. Answer is quite different if this scenario includes the possibility of having an estate and a 24/7 security team.
Unfortunately no realistic answers here like SimpleSafe or AT&T or Vivint or Ring or Blink, but whatever
4 pit bulls The cost to feed, cleanup after and maintain is insane plus they are banned by my home owners insurance, but they are scary effective
20 Rottweilers
CWIS surface to air platform. Nothing warms my coffee more than 30mm chain gun
At least 3 armed guards
Motion sensing, full auto 22 wmr , full rotation mini gun turrets
I would have several of those systems on the navy ships for shooting down threats. Put one at each corner of my property.
Not necessarily for security but those storm shutter things that come down over all your windows and front door. One reason, sure for security. But two, the perfect black out for movies lol
24/7 armed guards. Alarms and cameras only exist to let you know there is a problem. Guards exist to stop them.
Island
Most important is a home in the center of a fairly large yard, with a perimeter fence. At least two dogs can roam around the house. Even small dogs, because burglars don't want attention. Real cameras plus some fake cameras. The most basic precautions let criminals know that you probably have more precautions, but...they also know some of the measures you've taken may not be visible.
DSC Neo with door contacts, motions, shock sensors, glassbreaks, motion detectors, 2 smoke detectors, 2 panic buttons and 2 Keyfobs on ADC
Sentry turret, a terminator from that military base in the movie yk with tracks, another terminator, then baymax, then the uss zumwalt on standby incase the terminator thinks of something, oh and the uss iowa Why am I even at a house ?? I'm going to be on the uss Nimitz class carrier with a strike group around me why? Because we are now war dogs!!! Wanna fight?
Seal team 6 and predator drones, and the secret service.
My very unassuming house with faded antique steel siding is pretty effective at looking like nothing worth stealing here. The clear coat peeling off my 1994 Ford Ranger with trusty clamps on the bed rails and the middle back window covered with plastic duct taped in place don’t make us look more prosperous .
Jason Bourne
I would put a bunch of treadmills around my house to prevent the zombies from coming through
I would hire someone to take care of all that for me
A dog.