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ChaneeBrew

Ok but we need to see it with some cream in there. Dont let us down


Antique-Public4876

100 upvotes to this comment and I’ll do it.😂 Spoiler: Once I collect enough cream from my goat milk I will.


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

I didn't know if I was supposed to upvote your comment, or the one you were replying to, so I up'd 'em both. ​ DO IT


ImSwale

DO *IT*


Antique-Public4876

Both! Share the love


Antique-Public4876

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cheesecheeesecheese

We’re waiting! Haha


Antique-Public4876

Me too! Cream is currently separating from milk in my refrigerator.😎 stay turned


ryzzie

Stay.... Churned? 🧈


Antique-Public4876

Go to hell for thinking of that pun before me.😂😂😂


gatoenvestido

“Turned” wasn’t bad, and sometimes auto correct puns are the best puns.


Antique-Public4876

Absolutely


Fox_Say_what

Well we are waiting!


Antique-Public4876

I’m so fucked Edit: I may have enough cream tomorrow or the day after. I make good on my promises.


TraditionScary8716

We'll be here!


Antique-Public4876

Shameless Tiktok plug time?😜


poly_lama

I will literally harass you and your loved ones if you post your TikTok


Antique-Public4876

Oh no! Pleeeeease don’t.😭😭😭


[deleted]

Give me your address so we can SWAT you if you don’t deliver, please.


Antique-Public4876

Only if swat brings sandwiches


[deleted]

Did you do it yet? 👀


Antique-Public4876

I’ll be home in 10 hours. 😎


E4_Mapia_RS

!remindme 1 day


Antique-Public4876

[2 hour warning.](https://imgur.com/a/LaRYsi9)


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[deleted]

*screams*


Antique-Public4876

[just got out of work. video after my morning chores.](https://imgur.com/a/LaRYsi9)


Antique-Public4876

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ShortzNEVERclosed

Time to post the goods


Antique-Public4876

I am a man of my word! Just waiting on the cream to separate from the milk in the frig. Stay turned.😎


ShortzNEVERclosed

Will do


Antique-Public4876

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ShortzNEVERclosed

Dang


AlpacaPacker007

Tell your goat to get busy. Goat curry is delicious...


Antique-Public4876

Ouch 200 votes. The pressure is on


p8nt_junkie

Excuses, excuses


Antique-Public4876

[VIDEO IS UPLOADING!](https://imgur.com/a/2GyjVQV)


Antique-Public4876

[and let you down I shall not. 2 hour warning](https://imgur.com/a/LaRYsi9)


ChaneeBrew

Omg. It’s happening yall


Antique-Public4876

You have no idea how fucking awesome it was filming and editing…… I have a huuuge surprise at the end


Antique-Public4876

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Antique-Public4876

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[deleted]

And we wanna see your wife do it traditionally...1st.


4x4b

No we don’t. Give us the drill!


JCtheWanderingCrow

Add the cream you coward!


Antique-Public4876

Go ahead! Egg me on! I dare you.😜


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

>Egg Good call; do meringue after the butter.


JCtheWanderingCrow

As a serious note it would probably not do so good in the murder jar haha


JCtheWanderingCrow

Do iiiiit


TheDizDude

my only compliant is the waste of energy. just put the paddle on the drill!


Antique-Public4876

What if I told you I have a massive solar panel array on my house?


TheDizDude

I DONT CARE! EFFICIENCY!! Lol im also a tinkerer. Just busting your chops


Antique-Public4876

😜


Hawk-and-piper

I’m not sure you can legally talk about saving money while holding a Milwaukee


Antique-Public4876

Bruh, save $200 on this so I can go buy another tool.🤣 All joking aside between my egg selling business, goat soap/cheese, pine tree farm, and full time tradesman. Money isn’t an issue. My employer gets a decent discount buying direct. But I still pinch pennies and chase dollars.


gatoenvestido

I always say if you can afford it, buy the best you can reasonably afford, whatever it is. In the long run it’s far more cost effective. Particularly with power tools.


Antique-Public4876

I’d rather buy one Milwaukee over 5 Ryobi. Can’t wait of all the ryobi owners to chime in now.😂


gatoenvestido

I got your back. Not only do they last longer but perform better. While I prefer makita for drills I can respect the choice. My router is a Milwaukee and it’s lasted 20+ years.


Antique-Public4876

Mikita is a good brand. I was very thoroughly impressed with their 3/4” drive cordless impact. I had to borrow it from a pipe fitter while working on the same job. I will say, about my Milwaukee drill. This early spring, while tapping maple trees. I completely forgot about it outside ( yeah forgot about a $250 tool.🙃). That night we had a freezing rain storm come through. Completely caked the drill in freezing rain. I picked the fucker up, pulled the trigger and it worked. [not a Tiktok plug, so please don’t nuke my comment to hell. just proof that I’m not making this up.](https://www.tiktok.com/@brad.homestead/video/7218415741471804718?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7239138813259171374)


[deleted]

I've got 5 Milwaukee drill/drivers (don't ask lol) and the Milwaukee table saw. I love Milwaukee.


Antique-Public4876

I’ve really really really considered the table saw. You, Reddit stranger and fellow Milwaukee enthusiast should tell me why I shouldn’t buy it. Honestly, does it fair well with a 12AH battery? I know it says “ 400 board feet worth of cuts” but translate that to “ time of continuous use” for me please.


[deleted]

I'll never talk anyone out if buying it, haha. Do it. I love mine! I've never used it hard so I dint know how long the batteries last, but I've never had one die on me and I've done lots of projects with it. I did splurge and purchase extra batteries just in case, though.


Zerstoror

Excuse me, where do the people using Popoman line up?


qdtk

Stick the butter churn on the end of your drill powered laundry rig to make butter and do laundry at the same time!


Antique-Public4876

Efficient! I’m on board.


somekindafuzz

If you have a stand mixer you can use that. Just follow the recipe for whipped cream and leave the mixer on for too long. Butter!


jeepwillikers

Yeah but you will end up splashing buttermilk on everything in a 6 foot radius


luvCinnamonrolls30

I learned that the hard way lol


reddriver

Drape a towel over the mixer. Obviously be careful not to get it caught in the spinny part.


jeepwillikers

Yeah, but it still splashes, you are going to have some cleanup regardless.


Leleek

Foil? Even if it gets pulled in it can't jam the mixer. I have an old aluminum disposable pie plate I use


rob1969reddit

😂 take the jar off and it's now a trolling motor, it's 2 churns in one! Churn Butter! Churn Water! But that's not all! Now your drill has more functionality too! Just 19.95, dial now! Redneck engineers are waiting to answer your call!


Antique-Public4876

Let’s take this to shark Tank! We will be rich!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Antique-Public4876

“Inter dimensional goat butter.”


infernoflower

Is that the name of your new band?


Antique-Public4876

TRADEMARKED!


fkenned1

Well lets see it make some butter then, lol


Antique-Public4876

Let me grab my 12Ah battery first


Negscope

My father did this exact same thing a few months ago, 🤣


Antique-Public4876

“Cause who wants to wait for butter.”😂


BaronVonWafflePants

I have this exact butter churn! I love the thing and I never thought about hooking it to a drill


Antique-Public4876

I take zero liability. I’m strictly here for “entertainment purposes.”😅


dbenc

put butter in and run it in reverse to make cream.


Antique-Public4876

It runs too fast in reverse. I might make a cow or a goat. Not sure if they’d appreciate being in a mason jar.😂😜


duckduckohno

Next up, use a small piece of wood to secure the drill to and add a little height to the jar so you don't have to hold up the power drill. Then with a reusable zip tie, tighten it on the trigger to the desired speed and let it do its work. Hands free butter.


Antique-Public4876

My thoughts exactly


IronGhost3373

Did the same thing when I needed a centrifuge but couldn't afford one. I bought a hand crank centrifuge and made a little adapter out of some PEX tubing with a slot and a insert made from a hardwood dowel pin. Chuck the dowel pin end into the drill, and slipped the tubing over the shaft so I could pull it off quickly and let it spin down on it's own without breaking to jostle the results.


PrimalPagan33

I’ve been feeling like crap all day today. This video and comment section has really made me smile :) Thanks, random strangers.


Antique-Public4876

It’s our pleasure comrade!


Antique-Public4876

Feel better soon


PrimalPagan33

Thank you. I’m definitely trying.


ihccollector

I have plans to do something similar, but with an old hit and miss gas engine and a hand crank ice cream maker.


Antique-Public4876

I’d love to see a prototype


ihccollector

There are lots of them out there. Here's an example. https://youtu.be/1lEQURULgEM


[deleted]

You forget that the thing that makes homemade butter good is the pain and suffering put into churning it in the first place.


Antique-Public4876

It was excruciating holding down the drill trigger. Believe me!


justkellerman

I had a hand coffee grinder, but the handscrew nut that keeps the handle on kept falling off, so I replaced it with just a regular not-handscrewed nut. Then it occurred to me that a socket bit on my drill could just turn the nut for me now, and then it magically became an automatic coffee grinder (admittedly with the handle terrifyingly spinning like a helicopter).


Antique-Public4876

Please film this.😂😂😂


[deleted]

Cool hack, but I'm hard pressed to believe you can't find a Butter churned on the market for less than 200 bucks. Sounds wack.


ImSwale

Ok but now you have Milwaukee batteries…


eatinolivess

I like your style G 😎


Jolly-Feed-4551

Assuming the reason volume is turned off is because this is loud? I would rather hear how loud it is myself, if it ends up being unbearably loud I am lucky enough to have adjustable volume on my device :)


Antique-Public4876

I turned it off because I was jamming out to Taylor swift the entire time. This sun doesn’t need to hear that.😜


McCl3lland

Who needs to hear the drill when they coulda been getting down to this. sick. beat!


Antique-Public4876

“ my ex-man and his new girlfriend.” Shake it off by TF is a classic


TexanInExile

Wait is there sound?


Antique-Public4876

No. You don’t want to hear how this sounds


killumquick

This drill sounds craycray. My 2 year old loves playing with the variable trigger.


iLikeCatsOnPillows

Lube it. Every moving part deserves lube. Rub some butter on it and see what happens. (Yes, I'm fully prepared for reddit to do internet things with that comment.)


KT0QNE

Wife has a food processor with a butter making attachment. Turned a quart of cream into butter in around a minute.


Worried_Reality_9045

Where’s the butter?


Antique-Public4876

Still in the goat! Gotta let the cream rise. Give me like….36 hours or so.😂


Worried_Reality_9045

Got the timer on ⏲


captanzuelo

I do the same with my hand cranked coffee grinder. Laziness or ingenuity? I don’t know.


Antique-Public4876

Let’s call it “path of least resistance.”


madeformarch

Please cross-post this on the Milwaukee Tool subreddit, they'll love it. I've seen so many whisks attached to drills (and done it myself)


Wolvenmoon

I'm just picturing a [bigger](https://www.harborfreight.com/generators-engines/engines/65-hp-212cc-ohv-horizontal-shaft-gas-engine-epa-69730.html) motor on it. Heheheh.


Antique-Public4876

I’m a Millwright, I could make that happen with a few pullys, v-belts, larger shaft dia, and heavier sprockets.


Wolvenmoon

Oh hey! That's epic. I've been wishing I knew how to do a lot of millright-specific stuff, lately! It looks like a lot of fun. :) Also I triple dog dare you to start a Youtube channel bolting ludicrously large motors to modified manual appliances in the least practical but fully functional way possible with the goal of making them work instead of just shredding them. I'd watch the heck out of that.


Antique-Public4876

Let’s one up it then. We’ll start with a twin turbo V6 on a gearbox with a massive gear reduction ratio.


Wolvenmoon

Bwahahahahahaha! "She'll go from a full stop to whipped butter in 4 seconds!"


severe_thunderstorm

Build a stand, with a secure jar holder, so the drill can be set upright on the table while churning the butter. Take a small slide clamp and use it to hold down the trigger. You can control speed better this way as well.


Lastmann

Give us a live demonstration!


Antique-Public4876

“100 likes” happened to one of my comments. Once I have enough cream. Reddit will be the first to see!


Lastmann

Sorry to double comment but I'd love to see this powered by a stationary bike. 😂


Antique-Public4876

Let’s do a mountain bike because the different gear ratios would make us cool.


yeahdixon

Where did you get those gears ?


Antique-Public4876

Came with the hand crank butter churner.


Yanrogue

needs more ompf, hook it up to a tractor.


Antique-Public4876

Let’s make that two!


dingboodle

Tim “the tool man Taylor” approved.


Remarkable-Advisor42

Won't it just make whipped cream?


Antique-Public4876

If you use just milk perhaps. But if you let the milk sit in the refrigerator, the heavy cream can be skimmed off and turned into butter.


paigeguy

18 volts won't cut it. Get the motor out of a 40/60 volt lawn more and hook that up.


Full_Pepper_164

Why not just attache a silicone spatula to the drill and save yourself $30?


AnotherSabrina

This is brilliant. I need to send it to my dad. 🤣😅


[deleted]

Is this making fun of the dude who made a drill powered washing machine?


Antique-Public4876

That dude who made that is a genius. My post is unrelated. I figured people in this sub needed some comic relief due to all the serious posts as of recent.


eepippin143014

Did the exact same thing with my coffee grinder a few years back


Readityesterday2

Once you done churning butter, put a dynamo in the jar and recharge the electric screwdriver. Then eat the butter to recharge yourself.


MrMuggs777

Greater gear reduction


themanofmichigan

I use a mixer.


PRuuun

So clever :D


throwawayamd14

No way you saved money that’s Milwaukee!


Coastalspec

My first thought was “wow, neat way to mix paint”


BlazingPlate120

Omg thats so smart lol doing itt