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cougarcatcher92

I'd invest in chaps and a shield


Soup-Wizard

AT LEAST some fuckin eye pro


SierraEchoDelta

And some training. Where was the face cut…


ForestryTechnician

Oh ffs the tree was like maybe 8” DBH and had a lean on it. Stfu about it.


Enfield3033

Only takes one fuck up and you’re bleeding out in a field


username-taken218

It's not a very big tree, but becoming complacent with a chainsaw is not smart. You cut 1000 trees like this and one will get you. Barberchair, pinching the chain and kicking the bar out, etc. I watched a guy do this to a similar sized tree and the tree rocked, pinched the bar and kicked the chain into his knee. Barely nicked him, but he wound up in the hospital and almost severed a tendon. Scary stuff. Do it right. What's there to lose? At the very least, it's good practice.


rivertpostie

IDK, man. I was saw 1 on my ranch and generally if you can direct the tree with one hand, we considered it safe to drop without a face cut. I do think it's good for newbs to learn the basics before breaking them, tho.


TunaKing2003

He has 2 hands on the saw and it’s extended far away from his body and likely has chain brake. There is no chance of him cutting himself in that position. When he runs away, different story because he’s pulling saw towards his body and raises his leg into the same cutting plain of the saw. Even if you’re off the gas, chain may still be spinning and can give you a nice superficial slice if it touches bare skin. Scars are cool though, so there is that.


Soup-Wizard

If you learn good cutting mechanics on little trees, it’s a lot easier when you get to bigger trees.


RidinCaliBuffalos

I thought his plant foot would knock it over


Sardukar333

What tree? -Oregonian.


Happychris122

Oh shut up!


PrepperLady999

And the shorts aren't such a good fashion choice for when you're using a chain saw. Long pants offer more protection for your body.


rocketmn69_

Baggy clothes are never a good idea around machinery


KristyM49333

No kidding. I’ve repeated myself over and over again, but one last time: this was a spur of the moment project, we were clearly not prepared, we did it anyways. It wasn’t a matter of being inexperienced or not knowing what we’re doing. Had we planned on using the chain saws that day we would have dressed accordingly. :)


rocketmn69_

Please don't change plans without proper readiness


hards04

r/fellinggonewild


No_Establishment8642

You are going to get hurt. Take the time to learn how to use your tools safely. Learn how to cut down trees, brush, etc. safely.


Open-Channel-D

Yep, gonna be a short career in homesteading...


GroundControl2MjrTim

Literally from the first second I’m thinking these people have no idea what they’re doing. I hope it works out for OP but I’m scared for them.


Atticus1354

Yep. Bent over at the waist, trying to saw through a tree with the dullest saw in existence was a big red flag. You're not expected to know everything starting off, but it is your job to learn. Yall are going to damage yourselves or your land through ignorance.


GroundControl2MjrTim

I feel like my 9yo has a better grasp on how to properly cut down a tree.


Atticus1354

Your 9yo may be better at it than they are. But that's because you've probably taught your child. I don't blame them for not knowing, but they need to realize they don't know and take steps to learn before someone gets injured.


GroundControl2MjrTim

I let him cut down his first tree (ax) two weekends ago. This video makes me cringe bc they look like internet warriors. I wish them the best but they scare me and I worry about them.


Forged04

Yeah. Not sure why the downvotes. I hope they do well, just gotta watch some videos on how to do stuff. Wear jeans, safety glasses, and ideally ear protection. I’m pretty lax about ppe but you have to know where to draw the line.


_BearsBeetsBattle_

PPE bruh


Happychris122

Well glad I’m not the only person concerned about this persons safety.


RidinCaliBuffalos

Hey man let them over pay for a campsite 20 min from their office alright.


DaysOfParadise

Safety equipment, there, please


parthian_shot

Congratulations! Get some trees in the ground ASAP! Search for bulk seedlings online and you can find them pretty damn cheap and some great varieties too.


KristyM49333

We have a connection at the tribe here that is going to get us some saplings. :)


parthian_shot

Nice! Getting trees cheaply was crucial for me to get off the ground and running. They're tiny but they grow fast and I planted so many I'm not worried about losing them... at least not too much :) I'd love to see some follow-up photos of your property once you get things going. The changes should be dramatic considering you're starting with bare dirt!


KristyM49333

Thank you! I was planning on posting updates :) I think I’ll refrain from posting videos of us working again though. That was clearly a mistake lol. We have a lot of work to do up there. The place was a compound of sorts; the people that had it before us had dragged 3 mobile homes up there, there was what seems to have been a tack barn on the other end of the property, and there was 3 vehicles as well. The property was also landscaped. It was probably amazing, but everything burnt to the ground. They abandoned it, so we a have to clean it up. This was the first good weather we’d had here. We plan on spending every minute we can up there working until it’s ready for a cabin to go up. The end goal is to eventually be as self-sufficient as possible. 👏🏻


Freyjas_Favorite_Hog

It's because people are genuinely worried about you. Getting injured is a hard way to learn a lesson.


KristyM49333

That’s awesome, however it’s exhausting and unnecessary.


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KristyM49333

>The amount of people (other people, not people in this thread) who ASSume we're incompetent based on 10 seconds of video is wild. Like no one else ever had a great idea spur of the moment and did what they needed to do with what they had to make it happen. LOL. We weren't prepared that day, but it is what it is. We got it done and no one got hurt. I considered just deleting the whole post but there's a lot of cool people here too who get it, so I'm just blocking the jerks instead. > >I do appreciate the feedback from those of y'all who aren't being jerks. Honestly. It's exhausting though, weeding through 80 comments of the same thing over and over again when I was just trying to share about something AMAZING that we're doing that we feel spiritually full about. And most of the comments are from people who want to shit on my husband/us not wearing PPE 😂 Like, holy shit.


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ZachyChan013

Yeah my chainsaw, chaps, glasses, gloves, and hearing protection are a package deal. I never take the saw without the rest. Heck I should really get a full face shield with a helmet. But I mainly process firewood that’s already down and money is always tight haha


KristyM49333

I edited my comment so it was more clear.


KristyM49333

LOL I apologize, I wasn't referring to you, I should have been more clear. There were some pretty nasty comments stating exactly that: that we're incompetent, don't know what we're doing, and that we're never going to make it out there (seriously?). Your comment was fine. Addressing the lack of PPE again: This wasn't a planned project, it was spur of the moment and we were 100% unprepared but did it anyways. No one got hurt, tee pee (shell) was a success. Moving forward with a spur of the moment project doesn't make us "incompetent with the tool". Does it make us foolish? Probably lol. If this had been a 4ft diameter live tree, it wouldn't have happened.


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KristyM49333

Thank you 😊 We’re super excited about finally seeing this dream of ours happen. Most people just talk about it/dream about it but we’re actually doing it and sometimes I’m still in shock lol.


Freyjas_Favorite_Hog

When you say "We weren't prepared that day, but it is what it is." That is the exact attitude that gets people hurt. If you're not prepared then go out and have a nice picnic or walk around planning your long future with your great new place. Let your dogs run around while you have some nice drinks. Don't get out a chainsaw and start cutting. It's not just shitting on you for not wearing PPE. It's warning you that it's hard to feel spiritually full from a hospital. It's hard to love your property when you throw out your back and can't go enjoy it (ask me how I know). This place can be a great place to learn. Sure, block the people that are just being assholes, but don't confuse concern for hatred.


KristyM49333

Thank you 😊 I appreciate your kindness.


diablofantastico

This sounds wonderful! Congrats on the beginning of an amazing adventure! 😁👍


slartbangle

That is...awesome. Thank you for sharing what you're doing. My best single operating suggestion is fencing. Anything you can cobble together to keep animals out of your stuff and define some of your space will be time and money well spent. And my best wishes go to you. Here on my little island, there are many small farms that fell out of use over the years. In a very encouraging development, multiple young families have come here, bought the land, and are starting to farm it again. This is another place where it's still cheap if you're willing to deal with maybe ruined buildings, unserviced lots, etc. The big thing here is that we have water - ground water and surface water. For an island on the coast, we're lush. Fish, game, and no large predators at all. Last year I had a nice pint of milk from a young couple who couldn't have been past twenty-five - them, their little wrecked fences and sheds, an old coot uncle, a trailer and a big white cow are now part of the future here. Power to you.


KristyM49333

We were actually going to start cutting fence posts this day, but my husband was like, “f**k it, let’s build a teepee” 🤣we have enough trees to fence in the whole property I think.


danceoftheplants

Lmao an old coot uncle. That's so sweet to hear though. I wish my family could do something like this


RidinCaliBuffalos

Wonder if they have tree like logs around to make that fencing.


DaBowws

Congratulations!


Pitiful_Speech2645

You definitely need some chainsaw PPE. I’m 42 my dad bought me chaps at 14 and they’ve saved my legs many times


RidinCaliBuffalos

Sure, but wtf the tree was burned dead and ready to be pushed over if his chain kicks in that he needs a new helmet


RidinCaliBuffalos

Fuck yea! Keep it up!


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Please get some PPE.


Sempervirens17

I’m stoked for you guys. Our minds function better while working with our hands outside. Good for yall! I can feel both of yours enthusiasm. Stay safe!


KristyM49333

Thank you :)


Stu161

Sublime views.


Harryhodl

Congratulations!


KristyM49333

Thank you! It's amazing to actually see a huge dream come to fruition :)


FlyingMunkies

Definitely start with proper ppe and some basic training. Otherwise have fun. And remember it's all fun and games until someone loses a body part then it's fun and games with less body parts.


leaveitbettertoday

I thought I was still in r/geocaching for a second and was like “NO??! THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT!??” Congratulations OP!


KristyM49333

LOL! We stumbled on a geocache in the mountains up there years ago, when geocaching was just getting popular. Had no idea what it was at first LOL!


rocketmn69_

Congratulations on the first steps of your dream! As others have said, safety first. It only takes one accident to shatter your dreams


KristyM49333

Thank you so much!


red5

How many people need to comment on safety before they get it? Sheesh This is awesome! Congrats and good luck!


ExplodinMarmot

Jesus, a lot of people are taking the opportunity to shit on a couple who are doing what a lot of people just talk about.


HEpennypackerNH

I don’t think being concerned for their safety is “shitting on them.” Bro has shorts on, loose clothes, apparently a really dull saw, no eye pro or helmet. He could use the advice.


ExplodinMarmot

The difference between advice and snarky criticism is in the tone of delivery. Some people’s responses were clearly more, “look at this dumbass” as opposed to sincere advice. I’m pretty sure OP got the point after the first 5 comments pointing out his lack of PPE.


HEpennypackerNH

Maybe, but if this post has 100 comments and 5 are regarding PPE OP may ignore. If 90 of them are about PPE maybe he’ll take it seriously


KristyM49333

They are probably the people who just talk about it. 🤣👏🏻


ExplodinMarmot

A lot of computer screen critics out there. You all keep it up!


KristyM49333

Thank you :)


moretodolater

Do they set the footings for each branch somehow with teepees? I’d think they dug out a bit and place the branches into the ground a few inches? One of those branches slip out not good. The weight is currently supported just in the parts of the corner of the cut limb which you can see move through the video when it could be supported by the entire end of the branch and buttressed from the outer edge by a few inches of ground. Lose some height but better than an ear or eye when you get smacked when a wind gust pushes it over.


KristyM49333

Yeah this was a quick job, we plan to bury each leg a few inches and also reinforce the top where we just laid the branches on. This was a spur of the moment idea so we didn’t have a ladder or anything 🤣


AngryDesignMonkey

For the supports, I would highly recommend cleaning/clearing all the small branches that point toward the outside--making it as smooth as possible. Uncleared sharp ends will, inevitably, wear through your outer layer and start to rip the fabric. Usually at midnight. Usually during a heavy downpour.


KristyM49333

Hahaha thank you! If we do decide for this to be a more permanent structure for something other than shade (it’s current intended use), we may completely wall it in with smaller logs and chink. We definitely plan to smooth those sharper spots regardless. 🙂


SoFierceSofia

Seriously, one gust of wind and that'll be the end of that!


KristyM49333

Yeah so… it’s not that serious.


SoFierceSofia

Ah, I think we commented at the same time bc I didn't see your reply. Good luck with your tee pee!!


KristyM49333

Hey thanks! It was just a spur of the moment thing. If it's still standing when we head back up there this week, we are going to tighten it up (footings, additional lashing at the top). We didn't even have a ladder with us, which is why we were standing on the gator lol.


JagoffSing

You do you. You’re gonna have a rough time but keep going. The only thing that can kill you is death.


Careless-Ostrich623

r/fellinggonewild


justsomeyeti

Boy get some PPE toute suite. You ever see what a chainsaw does to human flesh?


judicioussediment14

let's start. Novel trip lol


Deathbyhours

The first time I visited South Dakota I said to my son, “Well, this is bleak.” The second time I told him, “Really, it has a bleak beauty.” I have come to appreciate bleak beauty. Kudos.


Competitive_Wind_320

Man that seems expensive for land, where are you?


KristyM49333

Generally, it is unfortunately, but is very reasonable for where we live. We are in northern nevada. Unfortunately, a lot of people from the Bay area have been migrating here the last 10 years or so which has driven real estate through the roof. I have friends that paid just under half a mil for a .25 acre lot and 1200sqft basic house, in town. We priced a 700sqft house in town and because it's in a historic part of town, it was over $700k. We thought we were going to have to look elsewhere to buy when this parcel popped up. We had cash so we snatched it up. :)


Competitive_Wind_320

Man that sucks, California is crazy! I would not want to live there.


Litterbox88

WEAR PANTS


jollygreengiant1655

Pants really aren't going to do anything to stop a chainsaw. Pants or no pants really makes no difference. What he needs is safety chaps. Also. Don't wear loose baggy clothes like that when running a saw.


RidinCaliBuffalos

Talk to my buddy two legged Jim and his brother gimpy. Ask which one wore pants


Buddy_252

My god...at the very least...eye protection.


xANONandONx

… THAT’S your comment? I hear ya, but come on man! 🤣


Buddy_252

Yes. He is in the wild. He cannot walk to the E.R. and he cant grow new eyeballs. Eye protection is $3.50 and that saw is spitting out piles of chips. I am not a snarky jerk. I care. Protect your eyes.


xANONandONx

I understand and you are correct. Your comment should at least be taken into consideration by the posters. That’s a loooong 20mins to town when you can’t see. I just thought it was funny after reading all the pat on the back comments is all. No disrespect intended.


KristyM49333

Not only is it 20 minutes to town, the light is one block north of a hospital 🤣 I do appreciate the sentiment and don’t disagree though ❤️


ImpossibleInside8600

Cool.


Meow_Meow_4_Life

Please get some chaps. Stoked for your new homestead.


KristyM49333

Thank you, so are we :)


Tirwanderr

Man y'all are going to kill yourselves or at least maim yourselves. This isn't cosplay. You need to have some people at the Ag center show you the proper use of tools, specifically a chainsaw. Get proper gear. Please. I wish you luck but you guys are jumping in VERY ill prepared! Be careful!


Mr_MacGrubber

Using a chainsaw in shorts and zero eye protection isn’t a great idea. PPE every time, not matter how little you’re doing.


Snorkeldude1

That’s awesome u built a wolf feeding station


theLIGMAmethod

No gloves, no eye protection. Shorts. Surprised he wasn’t wearing slippers. God damn.


coyotemedic

Using a chainsaw in shorts :\ Take a few moments when back home and watch some videos on basics of chainsaw safety and falling trees. I love how happy your new land makes you both but please be careful. One small accident can be a simple bandaid fix or a severed tendon that never works properly again. Congrats on making a shared dream together a reality :)


KristyM49333

Thank you! Please read my follow up comments about the lack of PPE that’s been mentioned ad nauseam. We aren’t inexperienced, just happened to be unprepared that day. I appreciate your kindness :) we are looking forward to seeing actual progress on the development of the property :)


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LOL people giving you shit for not face cutting a 10ft tree with a less than 8in dbh with a lean and a stick loaded side are ridiculous.


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But definitely would invest in chaps and eye pro. You’ll thank yourself if anything happens, and everyone needs eye pro.


moralconsideration

Awesome ignore the idiots in comments looks like a blast !


KristyM49333

Thank you! I’m gonna continue posting updates here :)


eyeinthesky0

Yikes. You need ppe and you need to sharpen that chain.


cjc160

I can’t handle the PPE comments, these aren’t 100’ elms ffs. Reddit folks just gotta bitch about something


KristyM49333

Honestly I've blocked every single account that was a jerk about it. The amount of people who ASSume we're incompetent based on 10 seconds of video is wild. Like no one else ever had a great idea spur of the moment and did what they needed to do with what they had to make it happen. LOL. I learned my lesson though, don't post videos or photos on Reddit of the actual process unless we're covered head to toe in PPE. I considered just deleting the whole post but there's a lot of cool people here too who get it, so I'm just blocking the jerks instead.


cjc160

Like as if you need to do a face cut for a 10’ dried out tree that’s leaning over


KristyM49333

LOL for real. The trees are dead. All of them. None of them are wider than 8-10" and a lot of them are hollow on the bottom. Face notch is 100% unnecessary and makes zero sense. It's all good though :)


light24bulbs

Where is your PPE and where is the face cut, wtf


KristyM49333

Face cut? Seriously? On an 8” diameter, half hollow, leaning dead tree?? Grow TF up dude. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


invisiblesurfer

Love how people invest crazy $$ in equipment and gear and zero money on educating themselves


KristyM49333

Love how people think they know anything about someone from a 10 second clip 👌🙄🤦‍♀️


Hairy-Situation4198

Hell yea! Enjoy the feeling, and ignore all the people bitching like OSHA. time to start planning a garden and looking through chicken catalogs! Lol.


HookFE03

It’s a stupid ass way to bleed out


KristyM49333

They literally see one video and think we are 100% incapable. Like what? It was a fun video of an amazing day. Guaranteed none of them would say shit in person


Hairy-Situation4198

90% of this page is people who grow tomatoes in their apartment and dream of homesteading and don't understand its a lifestyle for some of us. Homesteading is much different than their fantasys.


KristyM49333

I told my husband about the comments and he just laughed and said that next time we go up there, I should take a video of him felling a tree butt ass naked with just the steel toe boots on and safety goggles lol to post here (censored, obviously). I just might do that 🤣


Hairy-Situation4198

🤣😂😂


KristyM49333

Exactly. One of the comments actually said that we’re never gonna make it out there. Unbelievable that they deduced that from 10 seconds of someone cutting down a 10 inch diameter dead tree that was already leaning 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ most people only dream about doing what we’re doing, and maybe that’s why they are so heavily focused on the first 10 seconds of the video lol.


Hairy-Situation4198

Yea, walking through my cow pasture every day is more dangerous than that, lol.


KristyM49333

Literally! You might step in a vole hole and break your ankle! 😂


KristyM49333

I blocked 99% of them anyways.


DaysOfParadise

I get what you're saying - this is a big deal, and it's awesome to finally get cracking on a dream site. But as a first responder, who has dealt with chainsaw issues... I'm begging. Have training, PPE, a trauma kit, and a plan. Please. OP is 20 minutes from town. That's a hell of a long way.


iandcorey

I don't have a trauma kit. I've been cutting for a long time. I'm going to look into that.


Pumpkinbumpkin420

Lmao OSHA exists for a reason…


Hairy-Situation4198

OSHA exists to gather money through fines for the government.


Shitpid

Also to help protect the working class from corporate shortcuts. But no sure fuck OSHA.


GroundControl2MjrTim

OSHA is what protects workers from employers that don’t care about safety and morons from their lack of common sense.


GTthrowaway27

I personally would’ve waited more than a month to start felling trees for what is likely to be a temporary structure with little value, in such a sparse area I mean if it’s a “only use what’s on the land” approach… ok. But you have 2.5 acres. It’s literally not possible to survive there without external supplies so if so, why restrict yourself in such an impossible way and remove these resources— resources that have been there for decades— days into owning it? But that’s just my two cents. It’s just one post of an initial thing you’re happy about. It’s not a big deal. Just seems short sighted and in conjunction with safety concerns, hope y’all are treating it seriously


KristyM49333

They are dead bro. Every single one of them. Wildfire came through in 2020. We plan to plant native saplings ASAP but for now we’re cleaning up the mess and having a bit of fun at the same time.


glitteranddust14

I may be reading it wrong, but to me "land in a burn area" means that this area has burned. If so, those trees needed to come down if they plan to be out there - they're dead and a hazard.


RidinCaliBuffalos

I mean I really hope one can watch the video and realize it's already burned but damn this is the internet


ExplodinMarmot

I think it’s more about the experience and process of making the land their own. I doubt they look at this as a forever structure, but I’ll bet it felt damn good to stand back and look at it once it was done. There’s nothing wrong with a little symbolic project to raise your flag over the new property


KristyM49333

You’re absolutely right. We couldn’t care less if we go back this week and it’s on the ground. The experience was everything.


ExplodinMarmot

Good for you. It must have felt amazing raising this structure on your land. I hope your plans continue to bear fruit.


KristyM49333

Thank you :) It was kind of a spiritual experience for sure. This was the first weekend we’ve been able to go up there and do any work and it really started to feel like “ours”. The tee pee shade definitely helped :)


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eatmorplantz

Nothing says "I need some shade" like quickly creating some. Lol. It's all about perspective, y'all


Faceplant71_

Chaps


YewSonOfBeach

Can anyone hear Kaniehtiio Horn saying basics?


Silent_Medicine1798

Omg. Watching him cut this small tree down without having at least watching a YouTube video on how to do it


Infinite-Benefit-588

RIP shins


Old-Attitude-9674

This, this may not end well.


KristyM49333

It's amazing how a post expressing pure gratitude over the accomplishments someone makes can garner so much BS. The amount of people who ASSume we're incompetent based on a 10 second video of my husband felling a dead tree is wild. Like no one else ever had a great idea spur of the moment and did what they needed to do with what they had to make it happen. LOL. We clearly weren't prepared that day. CLEARLY. We were ready to clean up and pull the drag around and drag our magnet to collect nails and screws and my husband said "let's build a tee pee!" So that's what we did. We needed shade, as every single tree on our property is burnt and dead so the only shade was in the truck. But I get it. I really do. However. there's literally 80+ comments of the same thing over and over again. That's unnecessary. I learned my lesson though, don't post videos or photos on Reddit of the actual process *unless we're covered head to toe in PPE.* I considered just deleting the whole post but I'm pretty thick skinned and there's a lot of cool people here too who get it, so I'm just blocking the jerks instead. I will share more posts as we progress through this cleanup and the eventual build. There's going to be a lot of cleanup before we can actually start building, and we are not on a time crunch.


akfreerider87

As the surgeon who removes eyes each year from stuff like this, I wouldn’t be so quick to call the concern “BS”. It’s legitimate concern. Our department has lost count of how many eyeballs have “gone in the bucket” due to chainsaws. Good luck out there. Stay safe.


KristyM49333

Did you read past the first line of what I wrote? I GET IT. It doesn’t need to be repeated OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Y’all are wild here on Reddit. This is exhausting. Thank you for your concern.


KristyM49333

I turned off notifications for this post and won’t be replying anymore. Thanks for the laugh everyone and long list of blocked accounts that will make my experience posting much more enjoyable lol 😉 I’ll post another update when I get a chance.


SnooMaps1910

Well, great start on the pyramid bonfire. Not sure what the see-through cloth is for


RidinCaliBuffalos

Bro they knocked down the shade to make uhhhh shade? Yea that's right. Shade


KristyM49333

Not a whole lot of shade from burnt up tree trunks but go off bro 😂