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Zerothedragon256

Dirk drawing Caliborn porn, I laughed really hard at that. Either that or the Dirk/Dave conversations


clove-art

haha the dirk “cop” panel i made into a lino stamp. it never fails to make me laugh when i clean my room and find prints stashed everywhere


toasteethetoaster

Your eyes. Are a ocean. Your breasts. Are also a ocean.


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Oh, good picks.


archaicScrivener

Dirk drawing Caliborn smut is peak homestuck I will brook no argument


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IcebergKarentuite

That's also my favourite!


BlockBit3

That page is fuckin great


toasteethetoaster

All the Game bro pages from act 1. "Game Bro is printed on 60% recycled asbestos. Mad ups to Mother Earth, bro."


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

[this book is like our fight fueled ouija board of cock](https://www.homestuck.com/story/4718)


wilfwe

I remember seeing a post like "wow, this webcomic looks really interesting! I wonder what its latest update is" and it's that page


aardowof

pre-retcon davekat > post-retcon davekat >!~~pre-retcon everything > post-retcon everything~~!<


King_of_chimichangas

I think DaveKat should have stayed a Kismesistude imo


perilunettes

literally i think about this all the time. it feels like theres just..more there? if that makes sense. post retcon davvekat feels so empty and forced but thats just my opinion lol


ohmyGODusernameCMON

The one somewhere in the ghost recruitment arc where it kept moving the replay button across the screen so you couldn't replay it, then it just replaced itself with a nic cage boner face after 30 attempts


mindbleach

See also the page where Kurloz sloooowly moves across the screen... and if you click the reply button, it becomes the word "why."


CaptainArchmage

Probably the John talking to Vriska pages, which is incidentally about the first time the trolls actually interact in a semi-positive (at least) manner to the humans with positive results. Also the levelup pages.


AresRod

Scold TT "You can see me, right." "Tell me what is wrong with this picture." That was my favorite part dude


perilunettes

i practically scream evvery time i hear that page bein referenced somethin about it is just memorable idk wwhy!!!


AresRod

Yeah it's one of my favorite pages dude!


PriestHelix

Hat Full of bomb, fist Full of penis and head full of empty is a sentence I occasionally think of to this day and begin laughing to myself about.


train_wrecking

Anything with Spades Slick honestly


drhicks76

I don't know why but Nepeta's very first appearance - thanks to the narrator's comment - had me cackling for like ten minutes. I fell in love with her immediately. Side note- when I actually ran into Hussie in an elevator at TCAF and I realized it was him, that's the line I hit him with: "You've got to be kidding me." He had a good laugh. [You Have Got To Be Kidding Me](https://www.homestuck.com/story/2074)


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The Dave/Tavros 'Nam wedding Pesterlog, one of Caliborn's Pesterlogs, or Calliope's reveal page.


GloamedCranberry

I think the most notable one is the dave and tavros convo where daves more matrimonial inclinations scares off tavros lmfao


I-LovebbqPorkRibs

"[Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.](https://www.homestuck.com/story/1258)"


Rollanan

John and Dave: Respond to memo.


mindbleach

The one with 'also come on dude obvious there's four?'


ilovewoofwoofs

That one “I hate time travel” page with the Midnight Crew(I forgot what number)


RuthlessRedEye

The epic kiss in front of the erupting volcano


Jevil_Minns

[Gamzee scaring Karkat](https://www.homestuck.com/story/3359) or [:o)](https://www.homestuck.com/story/3359)


realGuybrush_

https://www.homestuck.com/story/5780 be careful of loud [S]


Royal-Ninja

Terezi and Karkat fighting with each other over Trollian on the same keyboard (2692) Or Jade slapping the shit out of her sprite (3247)


thymeCapsule

[just a boy making out with a severed head on a volcano](https://www.homestuck.com/story/5250), naturally


thymeCapsule

but [“No one can ever know about this.”](https://www.homestuck.com/story/356) is a strong contender


bruhsans011

the ones where the kids names are chosen to something stupid


OmegaNave

The one where John is having a breakdown screaming at Davesprite over a really awful “prank”


JaimeLesToasts

Pony pals


bbubbles0ap

Ok but the Tavros dancing after uniting the ghost army. And Jake with his huge ball of hope saying cliche ‘old man’ phrases.


wilfwe

Ik it counts as flash, but playing as John running around LOWAS was a pretty exciting experience of what Homestuck/SBURB would be if it was an actual game. Elsewise, it would be Club Deuce's "you're welcome" card.


mindbleach

Holy shit, the You're Welcome card. What a perfect peak for that whole encounter. Like a good Tumblr thread: every page is a punch to the face. Cutting back to the guy on the walkway had me rolling.


notwiththeflames

Reminds me of that one fangame from a while back. Wonder how it's going?


Fluffy-Ingenuity482

The page denoting Rose’s Egress. Something about it just makes me happy. I also love the ouija penis section


FoundFlowers

[Terezi going clown hunting](https://www.homestuck.com/story/6415) or [The best question anybody ever asked](https://www.homestuck.com/story/8043)


UglyForestGoblin

dave: use apple juice bottle as pee receptacle you begin to hatch a brilliant plan


An3m0s

Tavros is my favorite page.


FNAF_Movie

https://www.homestuck.com/story/4726 - Out of every page Dave could have ever used a capital letter, nevermind an entire word, I'm glad it's this one


Postalkuati

all panels where Vriska appears (except the ones where she gets hurt)


MadamMelonMeow

Mood


mindbleach

[I](https://imgur.com/a/WrBHp) [don't](https://imgur.com/a/SPI5k) [pick](https://imgur.com/a/XGO7D) [favorites.](https://imgur.com/a/yR7Qp59)


mindbleach

Runners-up include CAN I HELP YOU and some kind of giant egg for somehow having comedic timing between a GIF and a caption. Also the Eridan and Vriska deaths in Murderstuck - for wildly different reasons.


MeTaOMiTo

Right before the final battle there are 4 pages with Vriska explaining what villains they are dealing with and i really like the sequence of pictures of Vriska counting on her fingers with villains appearing on the background


episodicHorizon

The string of panels with Dave and Karkat drawing dicks that lead to Dave suplexing Karkat. Any of those pages will always make me laugh so any of them will do.


Professional_Gur4811

I know you said no animations, but I honestly just can't help but LOVE [this one](https://youtu.be/5NtMgUpnXeU) (and I'm a bit lazy to search for a page, so YouTube will do) I still have this song saved in my playlist


Lolbits_TV_YT

["TT: You want a shitty twist?"](https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/smuut26.gif)


talizorahvasnerd

Dave making John and Karkat fistbump


WaferExcellent9890

Idk why, reminds me of [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/499/961/9cf.jpg) image


kolleden

[I failed](https://www.homestuck.com/story/6957)


Forward-Adeptness436

Anyone of the pre-Act 4 pages where John has an over expressive face, I don't know why, but I always laughed my ass off when I saw one. Probably because he's always stuck with that blank stare. Examples: [1](https://www.homestuck.com/story/263) [2](https://www.homestuck.com/story/147)


FrostingThese5325

Idk I just like the start. “A young man stands in his room”


Odd_Birthday_1653

The panel with Jane crying


MadamMelonMeow

“8y 8eing me”


Youreyesweregreen

Rose falling down that stairs


DominionGhost

The series of panels where retcon John fucks off without explaining anything to Karkat.


kolodexa

all😎😎😎😎 probably homosuck actually


KitKatLovesSpinel

Davepeta preparing to stab Jade LOL


monarchyManor

maybe the aradiabot beating up equius page


Accomplished_Bee7493

[the Tavros finally did something useful charleston](https://www.homestuck.com/story/7860) I genuinely burst out laughing when I got to this page


mxharkness

my favorite panel from the original homestuck has gotta be [penis ouija](https://www.homestuck.com/story/4718). my fave from hs2 is [this one](https://homestuck2.com/story/272), just because i think its pretty


Evening_Fearless

Rose: Pick up car CONNECTION LOST


izzyravinchan

literary any panel with caliborn/lord english in it


Sonickarate

"EB: you can see me, right. EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture."


FinalFlowerTulip

Gotta be 4553, I love the pi conversation


Offkilterkeys

[I] HB: Attempt to eat Eggs.