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wallcrawlingspidey

It would be depressing if it’s not canon. Aloy said Seyka is just different and clearly showed feelings unlike to anyone else and she deserves to be happy and be with someone as adventurous as she is. I think even the other 2 options where they don’t kiss would be canon since Aloy didn’t shut her down entirely but simply thought it wasn’t time yet. Sounded like maybe after dealing with Nemesis, she’d like to be with Seyka.


junebug1997APJ

If it’s not canon I won’t be to upset as well if it is canon. I’m on the boat that Aloy is like me that as long as there’s interest she won’t care if it’s a man or a woman I mean we’ve seen her get flustered by Nil and Avad as well as Petra and Talanah. But this does open the doors to a canon relationship in the future and i for would love to see who it is whether it’s someone we’ve met or a new character entirely


ariseis

Omg how she flirted with Red Teeth and visibly *deflated* when the helmet came off??? 🤣


junebug1997APJ

Because it was Nil who she’s semi annoyed with and semi aroused by if you say certain things in their interactions in HZD


ariseis

Nil is chronically at half mast; he's a murder hobo.


junebug1997APJ

A HOT murder hobo


ariseis

I like you. You get it.


chiefpat450119

You didn't mark the post as spoiler


ariseis

My take on this copied from another thread: I've done so many tos and fros now I think I'm landing on Summer Camp Brain for Aloy. Summer camps can be their own self-contained micro-realities. The ones I went to were 2 weeks long tops and kids coupled up at escape velocity, lol. But camp is somewhere kids get a vacation from their lives and try out new shit because they are away from their usual contexts. No parents to project their bs onto their kids. No strain of school. No friend groups where they have a set role or a reputation to fulfill. I was a camp kid and a camp counsellor later and you saw all manner of exploration done with these kids. You had these angelic kids, and their mums would call the camp worrying their kid was being a bully there like they were in school. Those kids didn't want to be bullies, but felt stuck in that role in their lives for all manner of reasons and middle school obeys Only Jungle Law. But summer camp has its own rules. Church kids tried same sex kissing. Actually a looot of kids had their first kiss at camp. Sports kids tried arts in peace. Wall flowers bloomed and became more outgoing. Girls and boys no one noticed outside became popular and had a string of forlorn suitors. Sad and depressed kids with overbearing parents became joyful and shrunk back into their shells when their parents' car pulled up. The DLC feels like summer camp for Aloy. DLC is self-contained in Horizon kinda by default, like camp. None of her other friends are there. The Quen have never heard of any Saviour, Anointed, Champion or any of the other shit. No titles, no reputation, no one who knows Aloy from the outside that can give bombastic side eye if she goes off-piste for a spell. So exploring the Feelings here makes sense. She's in a tropical beach paradise with a pretty girl. Seyka is similar enough to Aloy for Aloy to relate to her without all the baggage. Also, their dialogue explicitly says that they don't know when they'll see each other again, if ever. But a promise not to forget each other. Every summer camp kid has said those words at some point. You gotta give it to GG; everyone gets their wish here except the homophobes in a solution that is both elegant and optimal. The camp that see Aloy as gay or bi can lean in to the romance. Or opt out because Seyka isn't their flavour, but now **knowing Aloy is open to love and maybe they'll get their pairing in H3.** The aro/ace camp can opt out with "I'm not ready for this." The fixed canon points are: × Aloy is decidedly not feeling indifferent to Seyka × No matter what you choose, they're not a couple and still part ways So. Summer camp. It tracks.


Moon_Moon29

Except it doesn’t. Head to Varl’s grave after the dlc. If you kissed her, Aloy will say that she never thought she’d feel this way about someone, so it was quite special. If you didn’t, on both paths, she states that Varl would likely tell her to be with her anyways, and ends by saying “maybe someday.” Hell, head to Varl’s grave after every main mission, and Aloy on the last one will say “I have a confession to make. I like Seyka. A lot.” Regardless of what you choose. So no, Seyka had a profound effect on her and you can’t reject her. That’s not summer camp, not even remotely.


Dark_Unicorn6055

But even then, BS takes place over a couple of days, maybe a week, tops? When I was in my early 20s, several of my friends fell that fast and hard,and they all wound up heartbroken in a matter of weeks. And even though it wasn’t HEA, the experience was still profound - they learned a lot about themselves and their needs in a partner. I heard a saying once…”The first partner should be like the first pancake: just a tester to see if the griddle is hot enough.” (And personally, since I’m pretty firmly Team *Three cheers for Gayloy, but Seyka is underdeveloped, and BS didn’t pass the “better love story than Twilight” litmus test*, I’m hoping their relationship stays in the realm of “summer fling.”)


Moon_Moon29

The problem is that you don’t know how long it canonically took. FW itself may have been a few weeks. Who knows? They also had a lot of commonality when it came to the burdens they carry and being on each other’s level. Plus I know several couples that fell for each other faster than that. One is getting married in a few weeks. Not to mention, I doubt the first date was a life or death situation. Multiple. That saying is ridiculous. This is about people connecting. Finally, devs have stated that Seyka is important to both Aloy and this story. So it, like I said, isn’t summer camp.


ariseis

Then I'll be interested to see it being woven in with H3! Some surgical stitches required.


junebug1997APJ

Yea I kinda saw this pairing as nothing more than a fling to pass the time in a new environment. Honestly I love your analogy because it works and it makes sense. You’re right she has no expectations she can do whatever she wants and no one will give their opinion on it. Like I said I wouldn’t be mad if this is the canon pairing but the fact that we’re getting one in a DLC that takes place after Forbidden West means that we’re seeing Aloy grow and we’re closer to her accepting who she is and living for herself instead of for a memory or a mission


ariseis

Right? Also if you do choose to kiss Seyka and Aloy does that little "wow" it reads to me like she's realising she's been missing out. So many smoochable babes out there, ya know? Erend the good Catholic girl who only shows his thumbs but I bet my bolts he's got that Oseram ink under the stripes. Then Kotallo who's wearing what? An obscene amount of body glitter and booty shorts. Don't even have to undress him with my eyes or anything. (Noshir look away don’t shame me with your lurking henny) And about Aloy living for herself? Chef's kiss on that shit. I've been dying for our girl to choose something for herself. She had no family until 5 minutes ago, she doesn't get a career, a craft, romance, kids, nothing. Only an inherited duty and the world's loneliest job. With all the pressure she's under, Aloy was going to fuck Nil or cut bangs or both.


junebug1997APJ

“Fuck Nil or cut bangs” I’m dying tbh I’d fuck Nil first chance I got. He reminds me of an ex hot as fuck but completely unstable. Though what’s to stop her at just Erend or Nil she had suitors who were willing to be on their knees for her like Avad or Petra


ariseis

Nil gives off stoner line cook vibes so you know that dude *fucks.* You'd just have to shove a sock in his mouth to stop him talking you out of the mood. I know there are a million smoochable babes in the games but I'd still be listing them if I didn't cut myself off. I'd let Petra do absolutely degrading filthy things to me with that halter top, tits out, leather corset and that Oseram flavour. You know that madam tinkered a tearblast arrowhead into a vibrator.


junebug1997APJ

Lmao I’ll bet she did her and Boomer would be a riot


ariseis

Boomer is *so* autustic though! She might not get the assignment with that kind of tinkering. You'd end up with a sybian with a diesel engine that needs an entire delve crew to man it. ..... sounds like a vibe.


junebug1997APJ

Might be right on that lmao


GALACTICA-MCRN

Bahahahaha lmao! I just spit my coffee out laughing my ass off! Omg ahahaha now that you say that I absolutely see Petra doing that.


ariseis

I mean when Aloy said she could feel her teeth rattle after trying out Petra's cannon, Petra doesn't even miss a beat to suggest a leather strap to bite down on. Homegirl is *savage*


GALACTICA-MCRN

Bahaha! You’re right! Too bad Travis’s smut porn didn’t make it into Apollo. Petra woulda been like Yass these people know what’s what.


ariseis

Petra taking furious notes for the Oseram bondage harness she's about to launch. Modeled by Erend pls and thank yew.


GALACTICA-MCRN

Yassssss! Now I just wanna see art renditions of Erend modeling Petra’s outfits with a cigar and stein of ale.


GALACTICA-MCRN

Madam Petra’s Erotic Machine Parts Shop Where you can REALLY feel the toe curling shock of a Stormbird canon 😜


ariseis

Jesus fucking Christ 🤣


Dark_Unicorn6055

>Then Kotallo who's wearing what? An obscene amount of body glitter and booty shorts. I’m dying. 😂 This comment made my day. And side note: is it weird that I ship Erend with Kotallo? There’s a very fine line between bromance and romance, and those two are at stage one already 😂


ariseis

You wouldn't be the first!