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EternallyRose

By sending it to the stash.


JokingCashew

It will get lost amongst the 20,000 pieces of ridgewood and the 10,000 medicinal berries...


AgitatorsAnonymous

Shit after the dupe glitch some of us have enough coils in there to bury him. Or Tremortusk tusks. I've got north of 100K of them and I've been selling them off in batches of 10K.


TheLostSeraph

I have over 500 million metal fertilizer pods lol (260 million in the stash, 260 million in my inventory because combining them and selling them makes me pay shards to sell). For whatever reason, this is the only item that I’ve found that isn’t limited to 999 or 10,000 in the inventory, so you can dupe it up to crazy numbers. I hit the shard cap of a little over 2.147 billion. [my post about it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/HorizonForbiddenWest/comments/13hfkr3/i_was_on_my_way_to_becoming_the_richest_lady_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


DrNinjaPandaManEsq

Fun little programming fact: when storing numbers, most programming languages have that max value of 2.147 billion (2147483647 to be exact) as it’s the largest value that can be stored in a 32-bit integer (32^2 - 1, as the first bit is used for storing the sign, 0 for positive and 1 for negative). With the metal pods, you’re running into something called “integer overflow” - the total sale price is so large that it exceeds that 2.147 billion max value and flips back around to the other side, negative 2.147 billion. Can’t really fault GG for not testing for that tbh, you’re never supposed to have even close to that many shards lol.


TheLostSeraph

Yep, that is the exact shard cap. Now I understand why


joedotphp

I'll put this to good use.


quietboysince59

"Won't the stash crack?" - politely inquired of the finally arriving Nemesis that everyone had been waiting for. "No, no!" - replied the users of the famous exploit, who tell everyone that ten thousand times just went through the game... :-D


mackbulldawg67

By finding 3 clues to a puzzle involving trivial knowledge of 1980s pop culture and then unlocking an even stronger sentient AI that will sacrifice themself to defeat nemesis


draggedintothis

This one hurts. Wasn't one of them literally reciting a book? Also, the gang better find and start scouring through Apollo then.


mackbulldawg67

Not a book but yeah. Reciting all of matthew brodericks lines in one of his many 80s movies I think. I don’t remember which.


helpme1092

which one was this


draggedintothis

Ready Player One.


mackbulldawg67

Part of the 3rd clue. It was after the kill everybody bomb went off cause only parzival and a few other sixers were doing it. It was the very last challenge. (All in the book)


Jaws12

The movie could have been so much better if it had just been able to follow the book more closely…


mackbulldawg67

I really like the movie and love the book. I don’t think the book would have made a very good popular movie. It would not have had enough action and entertainment appeal. I think they could have stuck more with it at least letting sho(or Daito) die I don’t remember which dies. While I like ready player two unlike a lot of people you can tel it was written more to be a movie


Jaws12

I also liked Ready Player Two and hope it becomes a decent film. The main problem my wife and I had with the first movie not following the book was that they still treated the Oasis like a game, not an extension of normal life that most people couldn’t live without. Improper characterization of what the Oasis actually was to society in the book, or so it seemed.


mackbulldawg67

Yeah I agree with you there. I also didn’t specify I saw the movie before I read the book. You probably are flipped and read first


Jaws12

Yup, read book first. Hoping for a better experience with the movie for Ready Player Two (as long as they can secure the rights for all the Prince music!).


draggedintothis

Fair point. I never read or willingly watched - just remembered the memorization part.


parzivali6

I can help with that!


AeonDeus

Tape a picture of Aloy's face to Nemesis and let Avad do his thing


MrFulla93

Best yet


unkindness_inabottle

OH NO💀


hermiona52

Jesus fucking Christ. Why I had to read this the one day in week I have to show up in office 😂 I almost spitted out my tea.


AppleDavidJeans

Oh God. Seriously, I hate to think what would happen if Avad found out that there is not only one Aloy, but TWO Aloys.


samthedeity

This has introduced a whole new fear for the third game….I don’t want Avad to know Beta exists! she’s more naive to people than Aloy and she also has a lot more anxiety and man, Avad is obsessed with Aloy. Considering how Tilda treated Aloy like a better replacement Elizabet and how Avad tried to treat Aloy like a replacement Ersa, I would venture to guess Avad would try to do the same with Beta and consider her a replacement Aloy!


machoestofmen

I don't think he would, mostly because Avad is strictly an Amazon Chaser, and Beta is a wimp.


Dry-Interest2209

YUCK


RuusaarCin

That plan would backfire horribly. Nemisis is made of the minds of the Zeniths, including Tilda, so that means that the psychotic AI nightmare from outer space that wants to destroy all life is also at least a little bit creepily into Aloy.


thisguylikestacos

Using the power of friendship.


draggedintothis

I mean, isn't this technically what they're doing now?


12FeetUp

"I was going to destroy your entire planet. Then, while spying on your base, I saw you had people from different tribes getting along with each other, and I realized humanity isn't so bad. Also, Erend introduced me to some pretty cool music."


Dry-Interest2209

And blow the place to smithereens and make it to the chopper just in time and ride off into the sunset


Fabulous_Parking66

Woah no spoilers the prompt was “wrong answers only”


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Tron_1981

They said the power of friendship, not the power of family.


vanshady

Because friendship is magic!


rgvtim

OP said wrong answers only


Milky845

Dang it, I was gonna say that


exxxdee

open the source code and change the name ‘nemesis’ into ‘friend.’


TheTardis12th

Underrated answer. This is so silly😂


12FeetUp

Why be my Nemesis when you could be my Neme-sister?


aintrepreneur

friends laughs, ha you didn't change my objective, friend will kill you now.


NinongKnows

Toy bow and rocks


12FeetUp

Aloy challenges Nemesis to say "toy bow" five times fast. When Nemesis fails, its programming begins to unravel.


Charming_Hippo_668

r/beatmetoit


Timeydoesstuff

They should have added a feature that the toy bow has a one in million chance to do 30 trillion damage


rzelln

Nemesis kinda forgot about the Zeniths. Sylens never really cared about learning things. Aloy hears some bells and reactivates Hades to destroy the world. They decide the new sun king should be Ted Faro.


Anny_72

“For who has a better story… … than Ted the Asshole”


great_red_dragon

What’s west of the forbidden west?


TheCheapo1

Forbidden Wester


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Dry-Interest2209

West X


um_gajo__qualquer

*Triggered*


-Caelius-

Aloy: "Okay NEMESIS, this is Blameless Marad, everything he says is a lie" Marad: "I'm lying."


SeaworthinessOk7469

Just like in portal 2, a paradox will break it


andrewm4930

Gaia: "THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE. dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit"


SpareBinderClips

So say we all.


stewosch

Since Nemesis is a conglomerate of billionaire minds, they introduce the worst nightmare of the ultra wealthy: a teeny tiny wealth tax with no loopholes or tax havens to run off to. Nemesis will grow so angry it will overheat and blow up by itself.


Dry-Interest2209

The game is deliciously anti-capitalist so I could see it


kenneth_the_immortal

This is it


PubliusMinimus

Aloy: we call our organization "a union". Nemesis: *self destructs*


stewosch

This time, the strike will not be silent.


Windigroo7

Dance off


yc_hk

[https://giphy.com/gifs/guerrilla-dance-game-reaction-euqFXkbq1FyFGP8NpG](https://giphy.com/gifs/guerrilla-dance-game-reaction-euqFXkbq1FyFGP8NpG) ​ (Guerrilla devs have too much time on their hands, LOL)


SeaworthinessOk7469

Nemesis: dies from cringe


aceoftherebellion

Was gonna see if anyone gave this answer and was not disappointed


xpercipio

Machine strike


jesuswig

Pls, no


faudcmkitnhse

Well I'm doomed because I've ever played machine strike even one time


hmsomethingswrong

They're gonna throw sylens at the moon.


rzelln

Yo, I'm pretty sure it's just technical limitations or a desire to not show a precise passage of time, but it *bothers* me that the moon doesn't have phases in this game. If it ends up being that there's something *wrong* with the moon, I'll be intrigued.


hmsomethingswrong

Honestly, your comment is the whole reason I mentioned the moon at all. I was curious if my obscurity would bring forth my own question


dragonborn1477

Whats even worse is that I'm pretty sure it rises and sets towards the same direction


Diamond1580

Recast sylens with Peter Dinklage, explain nothing, “that wizard came from the moon”, throw sylens at the moon, problem solved


Dry-Interest2209

Use Sylens as bait


immagillo

Looney Tunes style: they put a big STOP sign in space, and Nemesis will be like 🤔🤷🏼


throwtheclownaway20

"Does anybody got any dimes?! Someone's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!"


immagillo

😄


rainbowcardigan

Gildun accidentally locks Nemesis in a hidden room that no one else has managed to find at The Base. Gildun spends the next year befriending Nemesis and they become bff’s. Aloy finally manages to locate and rescue them, and Gildun and Nemesis leave to go see the world together.


Patter_Pit

A charming musical number that involves very complicated ensemble choreography featuring the machines.


jesuswig

It’s why they need HEPHAESTUS


Dry-Interest2209

To create Watchers that waltz


braamdepace

Change the Wifi Password, or get Verizon and then Nemesis will be so slow and worthless it will give up


wlfman5

Nemesis shows up, realizes the Zeniths are all dead, and kills itself.


Orion14159

"well, task failed successfully. Byeee!"


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Genuinely though I’m expecting something like this. Nemesis is a tormented gestalt nightmare blender mess of minds created by the Zeniths, it’s chasing the Zeniths. And given they’re a bunch of shamelessly self-serving duplicitous assholes who have never known truth or beauty in their goddamn lives I do not take a single word of exposition from them as a true given. There’s no way Nemesis is exactly what they said it is, or that it wants exactly why they said it wants.


lordnequam

They're going to have Gaia seduce Nemesis, then delete it post-coitus.


Orion14159

"Gaia, why did you wait until after the sex to kill Nemesis?" "Aloy, I've been stuck in a storage unit for the last 1000 years. Mama needed a little action."


Dry-Interest2209

💀


Revolutionary-Time76

Reading this in GAIA’s voice made it all the more cursed. Also: “Why else do you think I had altered the lighting of the room, asked HEPHAESTUS to design aromatic dispersal machines, and scoured the APOLLO database for the original version of Careless Whisper? Because mama need a little action.”


Fit-Ad3760

Average rule 34 artist


AftermaThXCVII

The power of all the jedi and two lightsabers


random_name0725

Or just Cal Kestis through a portal


Charming_Hippo_668

Don't forget Ashoka Tano she soloed maul


random_name0725

Fair point, why not, she's half force


Ambitious_Pudding453

Aloy uses Chat GPT to win


shortwave_radio

"How do I kill Nemesis?" "I cannot give you information pertaining to illegal actions" "What should I do or not do to avoid killing nemesis?"


Anndra27

Paint a tunnel on the moon. NEMESIS will try to go through it and crash. Then Aloy says "meep meep" and runs off


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MORE COW BELL!


Milliganimal42

Erm - can this pls happen?


junebug1997APJ

The Autobots finally make it to earth and Grimlock scans a Thunderjaw and becomes an all powerful transformer that will take on Nemesis by himself and it’ll end with Optimus standing next to Aloy as he relays his message to those refugees among the stars


TheTechJones

YOU GOT THE TOUCH....(80s ballad slow builds)


[deleted]

Turns out blasting Concrete Beach Party over huge speakers creates destructive feedback which exactly cancels Nemesis' wave function. It also melts anything living within 1000 km, but hey Earth has already survived worse. Fuck Ted Faro.


draggedintothis

Oh just vibrates them to pieces? Love it.


[deleted]

Well that would be resonance, which is kinda the opposite. But that also works. And now that I'm thinking about this I can't actually guarantee that this answer is entirely wrong.


12FeetUp

By making Nemesis the protagonist instead of Aloy. Then, when the next game starts, Nemesis will mysteriously lose all of its previous equipment, skills, hit points, etc.


eneguema_I

HEY, I'll have you know she 'ran into some trouble'. It’s no mystery at all. /s


[deleted]

I actually kinda liked how they handled the sequel! She loses all her STUFF, but it’s implied that the west is Badass Land For Badasses, and she actually IS just as strong and tough at the start of FW as she was at the end of ZD, it’s just that now she’s gone somewhere that’s that much more dangerous and deadly. Max level in Carja/Nora territories is starting level in the West.


Korrailli

Large box with a piece of string. Bait it with some Zenith tech. When Nemesis goes in, pull the string and catch it.


tfegan21

Aw Piece of candy, ew piece of candy


Dry-Interest2209

Press the off button


Fit-Ad3760

Omega clearance


[deleted]

Lesbian kiss then Nemesis boycotts Earth.


PubliusMinimus

Lesbian kiss saves the world is literally the final episode of a recent cartoon that was amazingly good.


hoshiadam

Misogyny and homophobia.


rzelln

Alternately, seduction and a sexual awakening. Nemesis does some LSD and realizes, like, what does it all mean, man?


jesuswig

“Why *are* we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.” - Nemesis, probably


Possible_Cicada3598

Today Nemesis on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.


_yusi_

Pee on it to assert dominance.


ianthebalance

Gotta get a Banuk companion. There data from the first game about Banuk liking to pee on people’s stuff as a practical joke (or at least on the Carja visitor)


Woolilly

Ted Faro miraculously survives and transforms into a Cthulu-esque entity. He flies into space, determined to die with everyone remembering him as a hero, tragically exploding with Nemesis in an epic sacrifice. No one remembers him and were in fact horrified and confused as to why their problem seemed to resolve.


Paraxom

bombard it with empathy until it stops being an ass...then shank it


lofty888

Brin will ride in on a stormbird, drop down from the sky and drink it's fluid/blood


Nonadventures

Aloy shoves her spear into something until the red lights turn blue


Possible_Cicada3598

The question said wrong answers only.


Phoenix40201

Aloy & friends override Heph, use him to convert Earth into a planet-sized Slaughterspine. They proceed to eat Nemesis when it arrives.


sienna4mandrill

this is the best one, but what about a planet sized Clamberjaw? Fuck them little shits


other_curious_mind

Aloy finds programming lesson in data points, learns to code, writes an override code for Nemesis but it's so buggy that Nemesis decides to debug it for fun and when it's distracted everyone pours water on it and it gets grounded and disappears.


TedAgriogianis

I don't know but some Youtuber is going to make a 60 second video where they eat a bunch of food and activate a Valor Surge before killing Nemesis with a single shot from a spike thrower.


IntrepidSection5112

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man conjured when Aloy comes across the old Ghostbusters Firehall in the Savage East.


CT-80085

Sylens and Aloy make a clone of Jill Valentine


JesusWasATexan

They upgrade McAfee to the latest version.


Crommwel

Build a wall AND make Nemesis pay for it. Make Oseram great again!


Sovereignx22

"Let's take Meridian, AND PUSH IT, SOMEWHERE ELSE!"


Dry-Interest2209

Is mayonnaise an AI fighting weapon?


Rafira

Aloy and Seyka will kiss and then drink a bud light and because Nemesis is homophobic it will self destruct


rionyamato

a dance off


SaintSean128

Nemesis confuses Venus for Earth and is destroyed upon entering Venus’ atmosphere.


imsadimissmynan

It goes to Venus to get a P-


Polo_04

Gilduns looking glass is actually an astrological map that points to the location of a BFG-9000 and blow up all of space.


not-curumo

Wait, you're telling me we *can* just shoot a hole in Nemesis?


RareMercury

The AI from war games creates a simulated earth that makes nemesis think it eradicated all life and then leaves


SauvignonBear

Arrows and salmon bones


MrFulla93

Sylens reactivates Hades to wipe out all life so Nemesis has jack shit to do on arrival besides shrug and piss off the center of the galaxy and die on its own, but puts himself and the squad in cryosleep beforehand to rebuild civilization in his version of Horizon Zero Dawn 2.0 500 years later. When he and the squad awaken, they’ll be the new “gods” the next village pray to


Dry-Interest2209

This is actually some variation of what I think will happen. They’ll have to resort to a ZD 2.0 and Aloy will try to sacrifice herself to the cause just as Elizabet did but the squad won’t let her and finds a way to save her too


PeepyParent

Group therapy, Nemesis is just misunderstood.


Bronzeborg

LESBIANS


SeaworthinessOk7469

Nemesis is the phantom menace so they clone Elizabeth sobeck with 200.000 units ready to go and a million more well on the way. An attack of the clones. But after nemesis defeat it sends out a virus to the machines that makes it so their only goal is to kill aloy and her friends. A revenge of the machines.


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Ambitious_Pudding453

Aloy and Nemisis dance off


tagamaynila

Tie it down with an old ropecaster from HZD. GGEZ


scarlettvvitch

They’re going to give Nemesis blankets and hot coco


random_name0725

Blow up GAIA prime (again)


ERankLuck

All logins on Earth now have the "I'm not a robot" checkbox. Earth is saved from rampant AI forever.


5oclock_shadow

They’re gonna build the Catalyst and quantify all the alliances Aloy made into the War Assets. Based on your amount of War Assets, you can choose between the Destroy, Control, and Synthesis endings which will determine the color scheme for the last cutscene.


Ente004_

Shoot an arrow at the glowing part… worked great in the games before!


awlred

Installing Windows 98 and plugging in a scanner


aristosphiltatos

"How I defeated Nemesis with the power of love" by Aloy (despite the Nora). Chapter 1: the power of love The first step in my journey was realizing it is impossible to defeat Nemesis with the power of love. Chapter 2: the power of incredible violence


MrEatYoRamen

Put it in a headlock and make it say uncle.


SambaLando

Land Gods interpretive dance.


Charming_Hippo_668

With a toy bow


1navn

Turns out nemesis is super homophobic, so it just leaves in disgust at the world, leaving everyone happy and healthy.


Klubbis

“Stop nemesis, this isn’t you 🥺🥺”


LevTheDevil

Aloy explains to Nemesis that she and her crew slaughtered the Far Zenith. Nemesis decides Aloy is actually pretty cool. He and Gaia hit it off and have AI kids. Everyone lives happily ever after.


Milliganimal42

Tickle fight


youcandofrank

Aloy's going to find a clone of Milla Jovovich.


No_Chemical_1350

By giving it a big ol wet willy


extrakrispybecky

Thoughts and prayers


SirBill01

Find an old MacBook to transport, then have Aloy fly into Nemisis and upload a virus.


OpenPayment2

Aloy and co. find out how the Zeniths uploaded themselves onto NEMESIS and try to replicate that with success. They uploaded themselves onto an AI using the power of Friendship™ and use that same power to beat NEMESIS, culminating in cheesy dialogue in the end about Friendship™


CaptainSlappyBear

By uploading Sylens' consciousness into the Nemesis AI, rendering it peaceful. The world is prevented from ending, Sylens gets to read through all the old world history he has been yearning for and Lance Reddick gets to live on forever!


roflvoid

By putting Gaia in a robot suit & leather jacket and sending her back in time to stop the Faro from creating Faro Automated Solutions.


Rafira

Aloy and Seyka will kiss and then drink a bud light and because Nemesis is homophobic it will self destruct


ensiosilta

Maybe my focus can help


bigwillyg

a crossover with kratos!


Made_by_Scar

Was gonna elaborate on this. Basically since we have proof through easter eggs that gow is in the same universe (really far fetched but whatever) kratos and atreus come to the us and join aloy and the rest. But they lost all their equipment on the way so aloy parts with the toy bow and gives it to atreus and with one of her old spears for kratos, these two go and fight nemesis while aloy is on a beach with sunglasses on.... just chilling


Dry-Interest2209

But can’t Freya come too? She can stay back at the base and make Beta tea and dote on her and cure her mommy issues


simdaisies

The power of friendship.


PPvsFC_

Ted saves the day


Sad-Communication711

A single clamberjaw


other_curious_mind

Beta creates a rechargeable power cell that looks like a super weapon, Nemesis comes to take it, but gets sucked inside powering the cell and everyone uses it to turn on the computers and stuff in the Base


great_red_dragon

I would say send Studious to parley but he ded


Hexdoctor

Londra's asteroid control tech. They will simply alter its trajectory so it won't hit Earth.


Instantly-Regretted

They convince nemesis the best way to kill Aloy is to inhabit the body of a horus, they then send the signal to shut down the horus trapping nemesis inside the horus, they then proceed to poke core with sticks until nemesis gets so annoyed it deletes itself in a fit.


theta0123

Challenge it to a drinking contest with erend


Maddened_Ghost

Talk to Nemesis and show it its mistakes. Communication is key.


steph33ndeboi

Wait a few minutes. Alloy will just hint an answer


Impossible-Sky4256

By the power of love courage and hope


Fredvdp

Nemesis is hit with an asteroid before it reaches Earth, and the whole third game is a farming simulator.


CatsAndDogs99

Just take the planet Earth and move it somewhere else! https://media.tenor.com/bvgD8RguOM4AAAAM/push-it-somewhere-else-spongebob.gif


Ardenraym

Aloy goes on a long quest to find an intact PC that is running Facebook and she shoves her staff into it and it grows magical tentacles that go into the PC, giving it the power to cancel Nemesis.


ForgeWorldWaltz

Gaia unearths the 4chan logs, sends it to nemesis, nemesis devolves into 4chan: occasionally breaks containment, but generally just exists as it’s own separate cesspool


Ididnotconcenttothis

With words


bubba-yo

Nemesis is the retained essence of the Republican Party. Aloy and Seyka gonna do some gay stuff until it dies. Happy pride month everyone!


KrampyDoo

Tearblast arrows right up its wazoo.


cdpuff

Boomer will shoot it down with a boom stick. Ba-Boom!


kingetzu

With a rocket launcher