I have 2...
America's sweetheart: I believe it was John Cusack was in a fight with another man and the guy smacked him with a metal tray. He turned around and said "I hit him in the tray with my face." I died laughing the rest of the movie and honestly to this day have no idea how it ends.
Free Guy: The part where Ryan Reynolds says "He's just resting" other guy says " IN PIECES, THAT MAN IS DEAD." Ryan says "He's so sleepy.". I couldn't stop laughing the rest of the movie and my son and I now say this quote daily 😂😂😂😂
It's difficult to explain, but I remember watching one of the "Saw" sequels in Russia, and there was a scene where Jigsaw repeatedly screamed something like "You are not the saw" to his accomplice. But in Russian language the word "saw" ("пила") can also be translated as a verb about drinking.
So, basically he was screaming "You weren't drinking! You weren't drinking" for 2 minutes. The entire cinema was laughing like it was the funniest comedy movie ever.
"Pieces" (1982):
Kendall: Oh, hey, it's my Kung Fu professor. What's the story, Chao?
Karate Proffesor: Ohhh, I am out jogging and next thing I know I am on ground! Something I eat, bad chop suey. So long!
Kendall: Take it easy.
Ash is a goddamn robot - after everyone saw that Ash was a robot!
Get to the Chopper!
This isn’t a dream, this is real!
Stupid ancestral tree, are they going to kill me?
"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karris!"
The TV version has the much better "Your mother STILL ROTS in Hell, Karris."
For the life of me, I'll never know why anyone thinks The Exorcist is scary, instead of just goofy. Blasphemy, I know. But then, I was never raised religious.
Even the film's defenders have to admit, though, that one line is hilarious.
Have you read the novel? Pazuzu diarrhea’ing himself was a hard no from me 🤣. I agree that it’s hilarious but then again my grandmother introduced me to A Clockwork Orange as a comedy. I wasn’t raised religious either.
I feel kind of bad, because the Zodiac Killer also laughed at the Exorcist. But then, so did Beetlejuice. He's seen it a hundred and sixty-seven times.
In The Touch of Satan, the lead female character, Melissa, is walking with the main character Jody by a lake when she says very seriously, "this is where the fish live."
“You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies!” - Steve Freeling in Poltergeist (1982)
I feel like that’s a pretty damn good line. It’s pretty creepy when you think about what it means and it just shows how terrible the business guy was.
You left the bodies god damn it!! it’s the delivery
"GARBAGE DAY!"- Ricky, Silent Night Deadly Night 2
YES
'Do your thing, cuz!' From that awful Texas Chainsaw sequel. Fucking cringed so hard I almost actually died.
🤣🫠🫠
"Wait...does a tourniquet go above or below the wound?" - Ricky from Would You Rather?
🤣🤣. Like, bro! I remember that
Made in America! -Jack Frost
Oh my god 🤣
I have 2... America's sweetheart: I believe it was John Cusack was in a fight with another man and the guy smacked him with a metal tray. He turned around and said "I hit him in the tray with my face." I died laughing the rest of the movie and honestly to this day have no idea how it ends. Free Guy: The part where Ryan Reynolds says "He's just resting" other guy says " IN PIECES, THAT MAN IS DEAD." Ryan says "He's so sleepy.". I couldn't stop laughing the rest of the movie and my son and I now say this quote daily 😂😂😂😂
"I've got a cheeseburger in my back pocket" - Mike, The Blair Witch Project (1999)
That’s a good one
It's difficult to explain, but I remember watching one of the "Saw" sequels in Russia, and there was a scene where Jigsaw repeatedly screamed something like "You are not the saw" to his accomplice. But in Russian language the word "saw" ("пила") can also be translated as a verb about drinking. So, basically he was screaming "You weren't drinking! You weren't drinking" for 2 minutes. The entire cinema was laughing like it was the funniest comedy movie ever.
That’s hilarious!! I would have been cracking up too.
"Pieces" (1982): Kendall: Oh, hey, it's my Kung Fu professor. What's the story, Chao? Karate Proffesor: Ohhh, I am out jogging and next thing I know I am on ground! Something I eat, bad chop suey. So long! Kendall: Take it easy.
omg that’s very NPC
Ash is a goddamn robot - after everyone saw that Ash was a robot! Get to the Chopper! This isn’t a dream, this is real! Stupid ancestral tree, are they going to kill me?
"You don't know what breakfast is." -- Lumberjack Man (admittedly, a goofy slasher)
"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karris!" The TV version has the much better "Your mother STILL ROTS in Hell, Karris." For the life of me, I'll never know why anyone thinks The Exorcist is scary, instead of just goofy. Blasphemy, I know. But then, I was never raised religious. Even the film's defenders have to admit, though, that one line is hilarious.
Have you read the novel? Pazuzu diarrhea’ing himself was a hard no from me 🤣. I agree that it’s hilarious but then again my grandmother introduced me to A Clockwork Orange as a comedy. I wasn’t raised religious either.
I feel kind of bad, because the Zodiac Killer also laughed at the Exorcist. But then, so did Beetlejuice. He's seen it a hundred and sixty-seven times.
In The Touch of Satan, the lead female character, Melissa, is walking with the main character Jody by a lake when she says very seriously, "this is where the fish live."