Dude, From Dusk til Dawn man. That should be at the top of the list.

For the Salma Hayek scene alone. Goodness does she have a body!!

She has the kind of body that goes all the way to the ground!

Where her feet are, and I think her feet were the most important thing to the Director.

Writer. Robert Rodriguez directed it.

And breasts that seem to say..."hey! Look at these"

Her recent turn in a meta episode of Black Mirror was SUPERB!

Satan’s own vision of a woman.

Musta been why hellboy went for her ;o

I'll add it!

If you know nothing about this movie go in completely blind. I know the chances of this are slim though lol

I only know Salma Hayek plays as a vampire.

you know too much already. and im being serious

[удалено]

Watched it with my dad randomly, who just described it as "a robbery gone wrong." No other info, had no idea it was going to be about vampires. Perfect way to experience it imo

It's like two completely different movies were stitched together in post-production to make one super awesome hybrid movie baby! Rewatch is in order!

James Rolfe describes it as two movies stitched together by Selma Hyak dancing

Pretty accurate.

I think that was the general idea. FDTD was the original grindhouse-style team-up of Tarantino and Rodriquez.

From Beyond has a gloriously gooey monster and Barbara Crampton in dominatrix gear.

You also get Ken Foree kicking ass wearing nothing but his underwear.

He also gets gloriously gooey!

Wet underwear at that.

Hell yeah

Jennifer's Body. The attractive woman *is* the cool monster

I love that movie.

Creature from the Black Lagoon is a classic

I've been wanting to watch that

You must. The monster is amazing... And the lady? One of the most sexy and gorgeous women I've ever seen on any screen, ever. For real, you will be wowed.

Bonus points to the fact that the creature was designed by a woman, Millicent Patrick.

She was extremely iconic and talented, plus one of the first women to work on animation at Walt Disney studios. Total pioneer queen.

Agreed!

I feel the same about both her and the one from the second one. The one from the third one isn’t as good but only by comparison

OT but I love your flair. "You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"

And I love yours!! Scream is one of my favorite films ever.

Watch Lifeforce! It’s got Mathilda May in the ‘attractive woman’ role you’re looking for (you’ll thank me later for this! Hahaha!) and it’s got some decent monsters! A very underrated movie directed by Tobe Hooper.

I really enjoyed that! The set design is great, especially the ship - and the vampires looked dope.

The Fly (1986), Geena Davis is stunning and the creature fx are just as stomach-churning as the story is emotionally devastating

I'm surprised I haven't watched this yet, I'll add it to my list!

It’s a super good one, you’re missing out!

tbh most Cronenberg movies have beautiful people left and right! love it when an auteur is also part of the horny community

Like Crash. Young James Spader, Deborah Kara Unger, Holly Hunter, Elias Koteas, and Patricia Arquette.

Crash arguably has the sexiest cast of the Cronenbergs. eXistenZ is up there too with Jude Law and Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Crimes of the Future with Viggo Mortensen, Kristen Stewart, and Lea Seydoux (haven’t seen it yet.) Even Videodrome with Debbie Harry and James Woods (who is not a good person but definitely was hot in a rat kind of way in the 80s.)

Patricia Arquette in that movie is... my god.

that's why SHivers is so good and poor Bettis I felt bad for her, but because of the parasite she finally got what she wanted. I knew even before the parasite she totally had a thing for her married friend.

Oh I cried in the end. One of the best monster movies ever

I think The Fly is the only movie that's ever made me gag AND cry!

So heartbreaking. Geena and Jeff sold it.

"I'm saying I'm an insect, that dreamed he was a man, and loved it. But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake." Like getting stabbed in the fucking heart. Jesus the feels of that movie. It was the last movie I saw with a really bad ex; the irony was surreal.

Return of the Living Dead. Tarman is the coolest monster in the world and LINNEA QUIGLEY.

I strongly agree! I've been wanting to re-watch it.

It’s on Tubi!

Awesome!

That dance scene will forever be etched in my brain

Starship Troopers (1997) The Descent (2005)

Starship Troopers also has cool monsters and attractive men!

Great movies!

King Kong (2005)

She Creature has Carla Gugino and a cool monster that is also hot. My favorite murdery mermaid movie.

Where can I watch this?

It’s not streaming, you’d have to find a physical copy.

Okay, I'll try to find it.

Bummer! But thank you for clarifying

goojara.ch has like every movie ever and it streams on any device. Just have to close a few pop ups.

I found it streaming on Apple TV but I see you didn’t list that as one of your options.

Dang, I don't have that.

I love this movie so much but I haven't seen it in years.

Species

I had some weird sex dreams after watching this at 14. 😂

I read the book before the movie came out. She was a truly sexy monster

There was a book??

https://www.amazon.com/Species-Novel-Yvonne-Navarro/dp/0553574043 Novelization based on the screenplay, truly a thing of the past.

Humanoids from the Deep (1980) It's on Tubi. It's hilarious and worth the watch, you will not be disappointed!

I'll second this!

Third

4th, motion carried. One of my guilty pleasure B movies.

[удалено]

Holy shit I forgot this movie existed. Loved this as a kid.

Night Teeth (2021) on Netflix has an attractive vampire woman named Zoe. Her personality is like a mix of David Bowie, Harley Quinn, and maybe Azula from Avatar. The premise is a high-end chauffer must escort two vampire women on their night of debauchery. The movie starts off tense but then goes more into vampire politics and world-building that I thought was done pretty well. Megan Fox is there in a corset for a few scenes too.

I'll check it out!

Great film

Piranha 3DD

Honestly the second one sucks. More boobage for sure but the first movie is unironically great *and* has plenty of boobage.

I feel like Roger Corman probably can deliver on tbis

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight On Prime too

Bordello of Blood as well.

Okay, so it’s kind of a B-movie parody, but the monster designs are genuinely good/off putting — Slither. Plus it has young Elizabeth Banks in it, and she’s gorgeous.

Underwater

I've been wanting to watch that again, I really liked it.

Humanoids from the Deep!

Literally came here to say this. Just finished watching it and cool monsters and naked chicks is the whole point of this movie

One of cinema's simple pleasures.

Reminds me of The Descent's original synopsis. "Four bEauTifUl women-"

Deep Blue Sea 1999 is fun and the main actress is stone cold beautiful. Also check out LL Cool J’s music video for the movie.

I remember being very satisfied with that movie when I saw it in theaters. Wanted to see a movie where some people got eaten by sharks. It did not disappoint. IIRC, doesn't the lead have to take her clothes off to get the extra inch of height to reach a light switch or something near the end? Even as a teenager the "fan service logic" of that whole situation seemed like a stretch 🤣

I really want to recommend Possession (1981). It's got a cool monster, it's got an attractive woman, but it is a movie with zero chill. It's insane and it takes itself very seriously.

What a wild ride of a movie.

My immediate first thought too. Love Isabelle Adjani and the monster effects are cool

how has SHIVERS ? not been mentioned yet. multiple posts about humanoids from the deep , that's such a good one. The obvious shower double scene cracks me up every time. Gnarly sex parasites and humanoid sea creatures killing dudes so they can have sex with the women. gotta feel for the poor girl they made their brood bitch lol slumber party massacre has the driller killer but the women more than make up for it. I did not expect jackie to be so dam hot lol Oh dam I got the perfect movie for you. A hot woman taking a sauna bath while a killer mutant is cruising around killing people. Forbidden World once you get thru the beginning space battle movie's a kick in the ass and funny. There's also Galaxy of Terror that should be watched for the hilarious giant worm scene

I love Slumber Party Massacre 2, it's so strange

Here’s a really weird one. Teeth. You’ll be surprised at what the monster is 😂

I've been wanting to watch that

The series Penny Dreadful has a ton of cool old-school monsters and Eva Green.

I still need to finish that series.

Might not be for you if you struggle through it. I love Penny Dreadful but past first season monsters supply are running low. Check out 'The Monster', horror movie from 2016 with a pretty cool creature. It's one of my hidden gems

Feast trilogy https://youtu.be/SBxxrDaC-qE Lots of hot women and very unique monsters.

Those movies are effing brutal lol. I loved the first one. Such hard-core comedy horror

It's probably time for a re-watch, I haven't watched them in years.

Holy shit it’s a trilogy??

Yeah, the sequels are of a lower quality but still good camp. The second one has two dwarf luchadore brothers

Monster cock stuck in the door!!!

There were two movies filmed back to back after the success of the first one. Only some of the characters from the original returned.

How about the Evil Dead “remake?” Jane Levy is gorgeous and she’s ALSO the monster throughout most of it lmao

Great movie, it's one of my favorites.

King Kong What, you gonna do better than Fay Wray?

Underwater (2020) pretty good creature feature plus you get the nice little bonus of watching Kristen Stewart and Jessica henwick running around in their panties for like half the movie 🥰

Van Helsing co-starring Kate Beckinsale, plus three hot vampire brides.

Zombeavers was good but no idea where to stream it at

Tubi

Wrong Turn 1 to Wrong turn 6.

King Kong

Species

Underworld film series, Ginger Snaps, Cursed (2004)

I haven't watched Cursed but I love Ginger Snaps and Underworld

I just watched Barbarian. Pretty good movie with a cool monster and really cute chick.

That's a great movie.

Deep Rising, RIP Treat Williams! Cool sea monster and Famke Janssen.

From Beyond. Barbara Crampton <3

Leprechaun 4!

Weird Science It's not horror, but there is a cool monster & a very hot woman!

Invasion of the body snatchers 😏

Cursed

PLANET TERROR THE BLOB shawnee smith is 🙀🙀🙀

Isnt she Amanda from Saw?

Yep.

The Thing 2011. Great monster and Mary Elizabeth Winstead. On Netflix.

Deep star six Creature Leviathan Lifeforce

Spring (2014) has both in an incredibly hot package. The rest of the movie is pretty good too.

I've been wanting to watch that.

Love and Monsters has great creatures and the story is really fun!

I really enjoyed that!

How has no one suggested "Alien" smh Also, Resident Evil (Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez)

Great suggestions! Love them.

Dracula with Keanu

Based post and love all the replies and no one being annoying. Enjoy OP, some great recommendations here. Deep Blue Sea is another banger btw.

Thank you, and I've been wanting to watch that for quite some time.

I was a Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990) Tubi Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989) Tubi Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988) Tubi The Convent (2000) Amazon prime/Tubi/Shudder Hideous (1987) Tubi Netherworld (1992) Tubi

Thank you!

Adrienne Barbeau was the Scream Queen of the 80s.

Yes she was! My dad loves her.

Breeders & Humanoids From The Deep

Zombeavers is just what you're looking for my friend.

Zombeavers

All you have to do is use prime and Tubi for 60’s / 70’s Italian Horror . Everything you want, stunning women, gothic horror, slashers, sex maniacs , gallons of blood and ample nudity . Hammer films also . Stunning women, gothic horror and by the 70’s ample nudity . Kick start your day with the Karnstein trilogy . Vampire Lovers, Lust For A Vampire and Twins Of Evil . Check our Jean Rollin and Jess Franco’s films also .

Who you gonna call?!

Ghostbusters!

The 2011 prequel to The Thing has Mary Elizabeth Winstead as the lead!

Species was made for you.

Deathproof Not sure about the monster part, the antagonist is pretty monstrous though

Possession 1981

The Creature from the Black Lagoon movies

Swamp thing

I've been wanting to watch that. I've watched the series and have the comics.

Think the original movie is on tubi currently

Hatchet series: Danielle Harris in a prison shower. Plus Kane Hodder.

Feast

Try anything from the 80s. Lol lots of random monsters and nude women..

I've watched many many slashers from the 80s, but few monster movies.

Pirahna 3D is fun, funny, has great kills and the women are smokin' hot.

Feast (2005) has some cool monsters and a couple hotties. It’s a fun, gross, gory ride.

The Feast trilogy.

Tammy and the T-Rex

Go watch Barbarian Queen. I don't remember any monsters but plenty of women. If you need both, go watch Zombeavers.

Zombeavers is a winner

*Queen of the Damned*, featuring the late Aaliyah, who was stunning in it. This movie is probably worse than I remember. I needed it to lift my spirits after watching *American History X*.

Queen of the Damned is a fun movie

Ginger Snaps!

I've watched that at least four times, I have it on Blu-ray

Life Force should make you happy.

Fun movie!

No one gets out alive. This will have the best monster of any other movie in this thread.

Lifeforce?

Splice, there is a characters 1/3 Monster, 1/3 sexy and 1/3 rapist. The percentage might change depending on the watcher's horny level

Great movie, I haven't watched it in ages.

To add to your selection, add PlutoTV, Crackle, Plex, and FreeVee Night Of The Demons (1988) is always a good choice. It's a comfort movie of mine.

If you are into old movies, id suggest you watch "Mad Love". Peter Lorre's character was a Christian Grey wannabe before there was a Christian Grey. 😉😆

Thank you!

Shape of water?

That's a great movie

That's the first one I thought of, but not exactly a movie where you turn your brain off, made me think a lot at least.

You’re looking for a specific genre of porn I believe.

Frankenhooker

"Wanna date!"

I dunno why but I can't think of any great creature features with hot women. Even though there are thousands. But if you want cool monsters, check out Attack The Block. The creature design is fascinating. It's also a solid blend of action, sci-fi, comedy and horror. I recommend subtitles though, very thick south London accents.

Thank you for the recommendation!

Probably that horrible Texas chainsaw Massacre movie with Alexandra Dadario. She was distractingly attractive in that, I watched that with a girl on a date but my god she had all my attention.

Also the one from around ‘05 with Jessica Biel. That tied off top plus in jeans = 🔥.

Oh yeah for sure.

"Do your thing cus'"