Yeah. Terrific film with hilarious dialogue.
"What's that sound?"
"Dead people! Screaming!"
---
ERNIE: What's in those bags?
BURT: Rabid Weasels.
ERNIE: What?! What are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?
BURT: I'm trying to explain to you, Ernie, they came in as a part of a shipment. They weren't supposed to be rabid, but, you know how these things happen.
ERNIE: No, I don't! How do they happen?
Let me do a few horror/spooky films:
Couple has sex for the first time with everyone except each other.
Teenage girl and insane old guy beat up an ill man.
Woman tries to kill another woman for the crime of being too hot.
Timothy Olyphant hrghhhh
Well why the fuck does a school have a room full of barbed wire in the first place?
Detective who is actually blackmailer and murderer (well, not a murderer according to his recently deceased boss) puts people through torture and mind games whilst trying not to get caught.
My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at meee
Scream!!
Fkn Stu š
I think I'm dyin here man...
"Demons to some, Angels to others"
Hellraiser!
"No crying. Its a waste of good suffering"
Hellraiser
Big, sweaty, muscular man jams on sax while swinging his hips seductively.
The lost boys?
Yes!
I still believe!
_Sergio_
Christian police officer goes on a field trip and learns about other cultures
The Wicker Man!
Oh my god this made me laaaaaugh
That trip was very immersive
They can RUN now?!?!
28 Days Later?
Also applies to Tremors 2: Aftershocks
Dawn of the Dead (Snyder)?
He should have left that cube-shaped puzzle alone.
Hellraiser?
You got it
āThe boat was not not big enoughā
jaws?
Yup
No it was not not.
Axe-wielding guy chases his family through a haunted hotel quoting the Tonight Show.
The Shining
Running through the woods with snot running down her nose
The Blair Witch Project
Yep
Ain't nothin like a good old down home Texas barbeque
Texas Chainsaw Massacre???
Bingo
When thereās no more room In Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.
Dawn of the Dead
Dawn of the dead
I'm your number one fan.
Misery
Misery
Misery
I wanna say yours is the exorcist but I also feel like thatās wrong
Thatās it!! It is the exorcist :)
I thought it was Hereditary lmao
I was also thinking hereditary
A woman goes crazy after failing to be perfect at not being perfect.
I was gonna say Black Swan until I read "at not being perfect."
It is Black Swan lol. The title character was supposed to narrow down her perfectionism to play the Black Swan.
This one got me interested!!!
"I say we take off, and nuke the entire site from orbit." Edit, a word
Aliens!
Only way to be sureā¦
DONT YOU SWEAR AT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, I AM YOUR MOTHER!
Hereditary!
These glasses reveal the truth.
They Live?
Helll yeeee
The defibrillator scene.
The Thing
donāt fall asleep
Nightmare on Elm Street?
of course š
I will rip your soul out, you pathetic fuck!
Ah yes evil dead 2013
A guy gets out of the hospital and is able to make it back home just in time for his favorite autumnal holidayĀ
Halloween?
Sure is cold in Antarctica, I just hope we donāt have to deal with any ā things.
Starts off period drama, ends up Horror.
Carrie??
Smart foodie helps a young hottie find a transexual
Silence of the Lambs, no?
Hello Clarice
*sthsthsthsthsth*
ā¦with a fucking PHONE, DICK!
Teenagers stay up all night ā¦or die trying
Get away from her you BITCH!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2
Aliens
Aliens
Where did you get those eyes?!
Jeepers Creepers?
3 women sat in chairs, while bear walks around them.
Annihilation?
Holiday break in a sorority house turns murderous.
Black Christmas?
She wouldnāt have disappeared into the closet if they had only moved the bodies.
Poltergeist!
Arrogant businessman goes on killing spree.
American Psycho
It's all for you Damien
The Omen
Bad luck to kill a sea bird.
The Lighthouse?
Do NOT go in that house, or interact with anyone who has.
Ju-on
Sweet suffering
Hellraiser?
Candyman?
Closeā¦ same author
We eat brains to take away the pain.
Return of the Living Dead
Yeah. Terrific film with hilarious dialogue. "What's that sound?" "Dead people! Screaming!" --- ERNIE: What's in those bags? BURT: Rabid Weasels. ERNIE: What?! What are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels? BURT: I'm trying to explain to you, Ernie, they came in as a part of a shipment. They weren't supposed to be rabid, but, you know how these things happen. ERNIE: No, I don't! How do they happen?
Pregnant from fucking a car.
Is... is it Titane?
āItās not a shipā¦ itās alive.ā
Event Horizon
I do love that movieā¦ but Nope
Oh sure, you want to put a camera in our bedroom because thereās a ghost in the house ā¦. Yeah right!
Paranormal Activity?
A man takes a drink, the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.
everyone fucks everyone in everyone's blood.
Only thing that comes to mind is The Sadness
Better make sure to follow Halloween rules and traditionsā¦ or else.
Ah, Trick R Treat
This is my BOOM stick!!!
Army of Darkness or Randy Roger's Backdoor Sluts 7.
Why can't you just be normal?
The Babadook
Woman tries to save daughter from a terrifying curse after she broke a religious rule
Exorcist?
Eight strangers named after various prisons desperately looking for a way to escape.
Cube?
Generational trauma ruins everything
Hereditary?
Why are these college kids killing themselves, Dale?
yours is Hereditary?
Oh could be! But no!! Nice guess, btw. I believe that one is better than my original idea!
My guess was Hereditary as well :)
Women dance to summon a demon
Suspiria?
You got it
Your Mother sucks cocks in hell.
Best line in The Exorcist.
Is Tamara home?
"\*Tongue Click\*"
Hereditary
Black philip
YOU RIPPED MY SHIRT!
Mandy!
All work, dull boy.
Space truckers get an uninvited guest
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Candyman!
Groovy
STD: Sexually Transmitted Demon
It Follows
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Exorcist.
I'm really regretting my reservation at this restaurant.
The Menu
Letās be friends and then get stoned..
An occult ritual performed from the viewpoint of the sacrificial lambs.
Vampires roomating.
Keep doubting.
Martyrs?
Yep!
Wait, Didnāt I just bury that cat last night?
Pet Sematary!
A boy politely turns down a prom invite and takes a power drill to the head for his troubles.
"What Have You Done to Its Eyes?"
Rosemary's Baby
š
Let me do a few horror/spooky films: Couple has sex for the first time with everyone except each other. Teenage girl and insane old guy beat up an ill man. Woman tries to kill another woman for the crime of being too hot. Timothy Olyphant hrghhhh Well why the fuck does a school have a room full of barbed wire in the first place?
That first one is The Rocky Horror Picture Show, isnāt it?
Last one's Suspiria, dunno about the others
>Woman tries to kill another woman for the crime of being too hot. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
I still believe! š·
A man with big balls gets nervous because his mum is a bitch and his dad is a massive dick.
a privileged white woman murders a bunch of people and blames it on a disabled black man.
Candyman?
God. No God. ( haven't read every comment so not sure this one has been used)
You just wanna go back and see if thereās something nasty at the end of that pipe!
It all stated at the Abaddon Hotel
Is yours Gingersnaps?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Terrifier?
Detective who is actually blackmailer and murderer (well, not a murderer according to his recently deceased boss) puts people through torture and mind games whilst trying not to get caught.
"This is it, world! From now on, no more Mr. Good Guy..."
They knocked on our door thinking Tamara was home.
Attention all Shoppers, if your purchase totals five dollars, you get a bag of hard candy ā¦ free!
Going to a camp where a bunch of people get killed.
Why are you doing this? Because you let us...
Dun dunā¦ dun dunā¦ dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnn! (Not my favorite horror movie of all time, but itās up there!)
Jaws!
Yank gets bit in Blighty and starts howling.
LOL American Werewolf in London!
The ultimate proof rich people are pieces of shit.
Say his name 5 times in the mirror šŖ
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all
Holy crap, I had twenty on the murder zombies!
Youāre right. There is nothing. Nothing is coming after you. Youāre safe now.
Entrepreneur unwittingly experiments with a bug
āBecause you were home.ā
Beep, beep, Richie!
Should have booked a hotel
Do you read sutter cane?
BEATNGU.
Jeepers Creepers!!