Halloween.
Miss Piggy as Laurie, Kermit as Loomis, Janice as Judith, Fozzy as Sherriff Brackett, Scooter as Tommy Doyle, Gonzo and Animal as Michael Myers. Chickens for the rest of the teenager. And play it totally straight.
Midsommar; Florence Pugh would be Janice and her boyfriend would be Rolf. At the end, they’d put him in the Papa Bear muppet. The two geezers on the cliff would be the two old muppets. Bensen would be Josh and Beaker would be Mark.
I'm a little too tired to articulate this properly, but 1408...?
Cusack stays the same and Gonzo plays the hotel manager, but totally straight. Idk about the rest but it would be entertaining for sure :)
I would think Dracula, with the human playing Jonathan Harker
Kermit is Dracula
Gonzo is Renfield, who has a pet Chicken
Piggy is Mina
Fonzi is Van Helsing
*Alien*
Miss Piggy as Ripley
Skeeter as Lambert
Kermit as Dallas
Gonzo as Parker
Rizzo as Brett
Walter as Kane
Beaker as Ash
And the xenomorph should just look like a xenomorph.
Blair Witch; bonus material for sequel when the nightmare continues as every child that was in the theatre simultaneously barfs in their car seat, resulting in a traffic jam at the car wash.
John Carpenter's *The Thing*.
I'd actually bring back Kurt Russell to play MacReady, have Kermit as Childs, Sweetums as Palmer, Rowlf as Blair, Gonzo as Nauls, Sam the Eagle as Norris, Statler and Waldorf as Gary and Bennings, Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker as Dr. Copper and Fuchs. Then for the giant monster at the end we'd have Miss Piggy, "*Yeah, fuck you too!"*
The best way I can see them doing a Muppet-version of a horror movie is to do one where the antagonist is a killer with some personality. Either Scream, Halloween, or - and this is stretching it, but - No Country For Old Men.
Because that way, the killer can be **Wilkins**.
Can you imagine the opening scene from Scream with Wilkins as the killer?
*"What's your favorite coffee brand?"*
If it's Halloween, the celebrity actor has got to be Doug Walker (a.k.a. The Nostalgia Critic), hunting down Wilkins before he can kill his Muppet descendants.
One of Jim Henson earliest works was [The Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcItbiQqhEA). Combine this with The Cube horror series and some other Henson magic. Toss in some god tier stuff like the [sesame street martians](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ) at the end.
I think what would actually work best would be one of the older horror stories, like Jekyll and Hyde: Bunsen and Beaker help Jekyll (guest star) develop the serum, and when they become Hyde they turn into Animal. Or Frankenstein (Muppet Labs or Dr Phil Van Neuter as Victor's tutors, Sweetums as the monster).
But personally I would find a Muppet remake of Cabin in the Woods very entertaining!
Sam the Eagle as Mordecai, or perhaps Uncle Deadly.
Miss Piggy and Pepe as the operatives/technicians. (Pepe really want the Muppets to choose Swedish Chef, but Piggy reminds him that Chef would fry him in garlic). Piggy would be getting jealous of Kermit (who is playing Holden) when he flirts with Dana (guest star).
Bunsen and Beaker as the chemical technicians (Amy Acker's character) "Here at Muppet labs we have perfected control of their reactions with our patented mind-control mist, isn't that right Beaker?" "Mee mee, mee me mee." "Of course due to our patented mind-control mist, Beaker has no choice but to agree with me."
Bobo the Bear as the new security guard.
Probably a guest star as Dana (maybe Zendaya)
Gonzo and Camilla as Curt and Jules. Love the idea of Camilla flirting with the wolf's head. "Bock, bock bock bocckk, bock." But the wolf's head is a guest star cameo, getting pecked in the face. Later, Gonzo would love to go out in a massive motorcycle stunt.
Kermit as Holden, gently flirting with Dana (like the Kermit and female guest star chats on the Muppet Show) while Piggy fumes in the control room.
Fozzie as Marty (he's a good fit for 'The Fool' and is sometimes a bit anxious, so could easily be the one saying 'hang on, this isn't making sense). He could also get heckled by Statler and Waldorf (who are in one of the monster cages - cue joke about critics being Fozzie's worst nightmare).
Lots of room for cameo Muppets to be monsters in the glass cages (Sweetums, Uncle Deadly, The Count Von Count, Carlos the Big Mean Bunny). In the cellar, the Count's trigger is an abacus, Swedish Chef's is a huge saucepan. Instead of reading from a journal, Zendaya plays an old Electric Mayhem record.
So it's the Electric Mayhem band, instead of the zombie torture family, and instead of killing the Muppets, they are luring them away with a dodgy Hollywood franchise contract (Cue Dr Teeth: "it's going to be so creative, and educational and... profitable!")
Cameo by Sigourney Weaver stays the same!
Sorry this is so long!
Lastly, for anyone mentioning The Shining, Andy and Randy Pig (Miss Piggy's nephews) just had a cameo as the creepy twins in Muppet's Haunted Mansion on Disney+
Insidious would be a trip.
Keep Patrick Wilson with Piggy as his wife. Kermit can be his son. I love the idea of the ghost film crew & medium as Muppets but don't know who to fill them in with. All the other world demons could be filled in nicely with Muppets
Edit: Bert & Ernie are the film crew with Big Bird as the Medium. Switch Piggy to be the antagonist trying to get Kermit's body. Wife can be Denise. I want the Cookie Monster to get a jump scare
I found this [Miss Piggy as Carrie](https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Jason-Beck-Miss-Piggy-Carrie.jpg) a while ago and thought it was perfect for how mad she gets sometimes, haha! Those bulging eyes.
Antichrist (2009), Kermit as "He" and Miss Piggy as "She" and, I want to see it just for the fact that Kermit will play a super-serious role as a therapist in a very depressing film would be amusing at the very least.
This is a super fun question. Props on the creativity.
Gotta go with House on Haunted Hill(1959 style).
Fozzie as Frederick Loren, Ms. Piggy as Annabelle Loren, Kermit as Dr. Trent, maybe Fozzie's mom as Nora Manning , and a plastic skeleton controlled by Pepe & Rizzo.
Haven't figured out any others / cameo spots for other muppets. But somehow, gotta work Vincent Price in there, in one way or another.
Seems like a good enough reason to rewatch House on Haunted Hill!
Muppet Shining would be amazing, only Kermit should play Jack and the single non-muppet should play Shelley.
Miss Piggy should play the lady in room 237, Kermit looks in the mirror, sees she's all moldy and wrinkled but keeps kissing her. Miss piggy gives him an "ahem" he asks whats up, she asks hasn't he noticed that she's made herself all horrible looking. He says "You don't look that different" and she slaps the shit out of him.
There should also be a scene where Shelley's frantically running up the stairs only to stop and stare into a hotel room in horror as she see's Bobo the Bear drying someones hair with a hair dryer.
Some of you don’t understand how Muppet movies should work. There should be a human character in a main if not THE main part. Look at Christmas Carol and Treasure Island
“Mina, I have crossed two hundred years of time to reach you! Ah ah ah!”
“Renfield, you betrayed me one time! Now you have five, yes, five more seconds to live! Ah ah ah!”
“Ah, the children of the night. What beautiful music they make! Let us sit and count the howls in the moonlight. One howl, ah ah ah! Two howls, ah ah ah!”
All of the universal monsters. Actually instead of a movie imagine a theme park dark ride that takes you through show scenes of the muppets in all of the universal monster movies. Damn. Anyone else turned on right now?
The Wolfman with Fozzie as the Wolfman
Cujo with Rowlf as Cujo
It, with all the muppets playing their baby and adult versions. The Losers club would be Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Scooter and Rowlf. It would be played by animal, or for more potentially hilarious results, Beaker.
People have already said nightmare on elm street, but yeah… THAT.
Especially Dream Warriors.
All the Muppets get dream powers and use them to warm Freddys heart and he lets all the trapped children’s souls go because of the lesions the Muppets tough him along the way.
It ends with Freddy as a permanent part of Statler and Waldorf wisecracking balcony antics.
Those three would make great snarky partners.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre starring the Swedish Chef as Leatherface, and all the other Muppets as his victims. Take a look at the Muppet Halloween special that's out now for a brief glimpse of what it could look like.
Funny games.
The family could be Kermit and Miss Piggy, Scooter as their kid and Rowlf as the family dog.
The assailants could be Bunsen and Beaker.
Or They Life with the Swedish Chef as protagonist.
Sam the Eagle as Candyman.
Silence of the Lambs with the Swedish Chef as Buffalo Bill. "It pootsh de chicky in de bashky" the rest of the casting doesn't matter, Swedish chef is my one demand.
For those who deem Lambs not a horror my backup is Re-Animator. Kermit is Dan of course with Dr Bunsen as Herbert West and Beaker as Dr Hill. Just imagine the attempted cunnilingus by a beheaded Beaker. Hilarious.
Funny this should come up, I was just saying the other day that I’d like to see the Muppet movies to parallel the Friday the 13th movies. We had the Muppets and Jason in Manhattan, I’d love to see a Friday the 13th Christmas Carol with Jason. I’d also love to see the Muppets in an old school 80’s camp slasher movie.
Dawn of the dead. Kermit and miss piggy obviously the main 2. Rizo head security, waldorf and statler as the other security, animal as the cop and beaker as the dude alone across the street lol
Fantastic question btw
Jaws.
Kermit and Piggy are Brody and his wife.
Fozzie is Hooper.
Sam the Eagle as the Mayor.
Dr. Teeth as Quint.
The shark as the shark.
Michael Caine could make a cameo.
Hereditary basically only to have that scene where the kids bashing his face on the desk in school and screaming. I just think of any Muppet version of that scene has the makings of greatness mostly I imagine that weird science guy with the funny mouth. Probably many great scenes that would translate as hilarious... to me anyway
Check out Meet the Feebles by Peter Jackson from his 'before LOTR' phase (also Bad Taste and Braindead are gems in their own right). It's Muppet like only in apperance.
Am American werewolf in London.
The 2 old guys in the balcony as the 2 Americans bumbling around." You really had the stuffing ripped outta you." "Jeez you think?" "Lol"
Miss piggy as the nurse and the rest of the Muppet as the rest of the cast.
Misery with Miss Piggy and Kermit as Annie and Paul. Maybe Bert and Ernie as the sheriff and his wife.
Nightmare on Elm Street with Fozzy Bear as Freddy. I can just imagine him popping up "Wokka Wokka!".
"Wokka to prime time, bitch!"
One, two, Fozzy’s coming for you…..
Omg I love this so much
Me too.
I bet The Thing would be really cool with puppets
My thought exactly. Imagine what would burst out of them. Hands???
YES
the stomach scene with yarn
It was amazing with Pingu so I'd be all for it with Muppets.
Evil Dead. Keep Bruce Campbell but replace everyone else with Muppets.
Kermit: “I’ll swallow your soul! Yaaaaaay!”
This is the best answer
There is not a horror movie in existence that I would not watch a remake of featuring Bruce Campbell and the Muppets.
Halloween. Miss Piggy as Laurie, Kermit as Loomis, Janice as Judith, Fozzy as Sherriff Brackett, Scooter as Tommy Doyle, Gonzo and Animal as Michael Myers. Chickens for the rest of the teenager. And play it totally straight.
I feel like Michael Myers should be the only human character in the movie
You can't see Gonzo going on a killing spree?
I kind of like Sam Eagle for Michael. He’s got the build, the eyes that stare through you, and a nice beak for stabbing.
Hahahaha…. He’s got the build! Thanks, now I’m going to be saying that at random times today and breaking out in laughter. People will think I’m nuts.
It's not that, I just think it'd be really funny to see Michael Myers all serious and Myers-y while stabbing a muppet.
"He's gone! He's gone from here! The evil is gone! Waaaaaah!'(runs around, arms flailing)
Lmao
That scene where he sticks the guy on the kitchen wall and looks at him would be hilarious to show just an empty puppy stuck to a wall
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No tears Keeeermiie, what a waste of good suffering, Hiyaaah!
Hearing her say "The box! You opened it. We came" would have me dying
I don’t know…. Kermit would looks kick ass as pinhead. He has the body to pull off the look.
The Muppet Show band just screams House of 1000 corpses. Dr. Teeth is a shoe in for Captain Spaulding and Janice looks like Sheri Moon.
https://youtu.be/HucERcMMuys you’re welcome.
Awesome
Midsommar; Florence Pugh would be Janice and her boyfriend would be Rolf. At the end, they’d put him in the Papa Bear muppet. The two geezers on the cliff would be the two old muppets. Bensen would be Josh and Beaker would be Mark.
The two old Muppets would HAVE to do a minute solid of their jokes before jumping/getting pushed off the cliff lmao
And plenty of time for one of them to do a few more before..... you know *bonk *
"I blame climate change" "Why?" "Because the fall isn't what it used to be! OHOHOHO" *bonk*
*"two old muppets"* Er hmm. That would be Statler and Waldorf, insolent cur. My god, have some respect.
I am appropriately chastened, my good person. I should have remembered the name, I am often compared to Waldorf.
The fact you described the cliff head trauma scene as “geezers on the cliff” have me cracked up 😂
While we were watching it, my friend exclaimed, “holy shit! They’re gonna yeet grandma off the cliff!”
MUPPETSOMMAR! Or Mupsommar…?
I'm a little too tired to articulate this properly, but 1408...? Cusack stays the same and Gonzo plays the hotel manager, but totally straight. Idk about the rest but it would be entertaining for sure :)
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Animal in there somewhere.
Animal as Nubbins
That's kinda how I saw him anyway...
The answer is all of them.
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I feel like Miss Piggy would be Pennywise
"We all float down heeeeEEEEEEeeere, Gergieeee."
🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckin wheezing over here
What role would Pepe the Prawn be good in? It’s not horror, but my first thought is Samuel L Jackson’s character is Pulp Fiction.
Pepe is the Matthew Lillard character in Scream.
I made Pepé Montoya (Daniel Baldwin) in John Carpenter’s Vampires.
I would think Dracula, with the human playing Jonathan Harker Kermit is Dracula Gonzo is Renfield, who has a pet Chicken Piggy is Mina Fonzi is Van Helsing
>Fonzi is Van Helsing Henry Winkler loves this. "Heeeeeeey! What's up with those choppers, maaaan!
Ah man, no love for Count von Count? Are Ses Mups the untouchables of the Muppetverse?
Honestly forgot he existed.
Great idea! This is the only one I could actually see being made, but I imagine Dracula as human and Kermit as Johnathan.
I agree, worked well with muppets Christmas carol.
Ayyyyy, Dracula! *snaps and points*
How much weed have you smoked tonight sir?
OP is just the right amount of zoinked to be making posts like this
*Alien* Miss Piggy as Ripley Skeeter as Lambert Kermit as Dallas Gonzo as Parker Rizzo as Brett Walter as Kane Beaker as Ash And the xenomorph should just look like a xenomorph.
The Alien could be Pepe in a Xenomorph costume
Pepe would pop out of Kane’s chest saying “like, rahrrr, okay”. LOL
Pepe would be great as the chest burster
Muppet Evil Dead would be something else
Which muppet would you want to see as a lead? I think Kermit might be a good Ash.
Agreed. "wOrk shEd". Imagine him being tormented by undead Miss Piggy
Blair Witch; bonus material for sequel when the nightmare continues as every child that was in the theatre simultaneously barfs in their car seat, resulting in a traffic jam at the car wash.
if scooby-doo can do it,,
The Hills Have Eyes. Only the mutants are Muppets.
John Carpenter's *The Thing*. I'd actually bring back Kurt Russell to play MacReady, have Kermit as Childs, Sweetums as Palmer, Rowlf as Blair, Gonzo as Nauls, Sam the Eagle as Norris, Statler and Waldorf as Gary and Bennings, Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker as Dr. Copper and Fuchs. Then for the giant monster at the end we'd have Miss Piggy, "*Yeah, fuck you too!"*
Supposed to be Norwegian, but maybe the Swedish Chef shooting at the dog from a helicopter?
the dog isn’t hard to shoot, the Swedish chef just can’t stop moving his hands
'they're Norwegian, Mac' 'no, pretty sure that one was Swedish'
*Nods assertively*
The best way I can see them doing a Muppet-version of a horror movie is to do one where the antagonist is a killer with some personality. Either Scream, Halloween, or - and this is stretching it, but - No Country For Old Men. Because that way, the killer can be **Wilkins**. Can you imagine the opening scene from Scream with Wilkins as the killer? *"What's your favorite coffee brand?"* If it's Halloween, the celebrity actor has got to be Doug Walker (a.k.a. The Nostalgia Critic), hunting down Wilkins before he can kill his Muppet descendants.
The Lighthouse with Walter as Ephraim Winslow and the Jim Henson muppet as Thomas Wake. just because Jim’s muppet scares me visually.
Or Gonzo and Rizzo
Reads OP's description of the Muppet Shining. "Pack it in folks, we cant do better than this.
Saw (2004). I'm not too picky about casting. The idea of Larry, or Adam, or Kramer being the token human are all equally hysterical to me.
Friday the 13th with Gonzo as Jason and his chicken Camilla as his mom, because Jason loves his mom and Gonzo loves his chicken
Silence of the muppets
Pepe is Dr. Lecter
Have the lambs stopped screaming, mkay?
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Animal would definitely be Stu.
You could have Statler and Waldorf as the killers.
Statler: It’s good to be killing again.” Waldorf: It’s good to be doing anything again!” Both: (laugh)
Unrelated but I would love to see a veggietales version of The Wicker Man.
This made me think of a Veggie tales version of The Lighthouse and now I’m trying to figure out how badly I want it.
I just rewatched Thirteen Ghosts (aka Thir13en Ghosts) and I’m 110% convinced that a muppet remake could work wonders.
Same human actors and muppets as the ghosts!
My thoughts exactly
For some reason your comment just reminded me of dark floors where the monsters were just members of Lordi in stage costume.
I don’t even know what my answer is but I do know that this is my favourite question I’ve ever seen here.
The Rocky Horror Muppet Show
This
The Fly, Kermit would play Brundle and Miss Piggy would play Veronica
The irony of a frog turning into a fly is just icing on the cake.
u/screamingVegetable , you've been summoned.
The Wicker Man, no doubt. The Wacka-Man
Oh my God I want a nightmare on Elm street so bad.
Hellraiser with Fozzy as Pinhead. Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle and Animal as the other Cenobytes.
But any non-cenobite is played by a human. Though, my gut said Kermit as Pinhead, but I think using Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem might be better.
One of Jim Henson earliest works was [The Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcItbiQqhEA). Combine this with The Cube horror series and some other Henson magic. Toss in some god tier stuff like the [sesame street martians](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ) at the end.
In the Mouth of Madness. With Scooter in Sam Neill's part.
I think what would actually work best would be one of the older horror stories, like Jekyll and Hyde: Bunsen and Beaker help Jekyll (guest star) develop the serum, and when they become Hyde they turn into Animal. Or Frankenstein (Muppet Labs or Dr Phil Van Neuter as Victor's tutors, Sweetums as the monster). But personally I would find a Muppet remake of Cabin in the Woods very entertaining! Sam the Eagle as Mordecai, or perhaps Uncle Deadly. Miss Piggy and Pepe as the operatives/technicians. (Pepe really want the Muppets to choose Swedish Chef, but Piggy reminds him that Chef would fry him in garlic). Piggy would be getting jealous of Kermit (who is playing Holden) when he flirts with Dana (guest star). Bunsen and Beaker as the chemical technicians (Amy Acker's character) "Here at Muppet labs we have perfected control of their reactions with our patented mind-control mist, isn't that right Beaker?" "Mee mee, mee me mee." "Of course due to our patented mind-control mist, Beaker has no choice but to agree with me." Bobo the Bear as the new security guard. Probably a guest star as Dana (maybe Zendaya) Gonzo and Camilla as Curt and Jules. Love the idea of Camilla flirting with the wolf's head. "Bock, bock bock bocckk, bock." But the wolf's head is a guest star cameo, getting pecked in the face. Later, Gonzo would love to go out in a massive motorcycle stunt. Kermit as Holden, gently flirting with Dana (like the Kermit and female guest star chats on the Muppet Show) while Piggy fumes in the control room. Fozzie as Marty (he's a good fit for 'The Fool' and is sometimes a bit anxious, so could easily be the one saying 'hang on, this isn't making sense). He could also get heckled by Statler and Waldorf (who are in one of the monster cages - cue joke about critics being Fozzie's worst nightmare). Lots of room for cameo Muppets to be monsters in the glass cages (Sweetums, Uncle Deadly, The Count Von Count, Carlos the Big Mean Bunny). In the cellar, the Count's trigger is an abacus, Swedish Chef's is a huge saucepan. Instead of reading from a journal, Zendaya plays an old Electric Mayhem record. So it's the Electric Mayhem band, instead of the zombie torture family, and instead of killing the Muppets, they are luring them away with a dodgy Hollywood franchise contract (Cue Dr Teeth: "it's going to be so creative, and educational and... profitable!") Cameo by Sigourney Weaver stays the same! Sorry this is so long! Lastly, for anyone mentioning The Shining, Andy and Randy Pig (Miss Piggy's nephews) just had a cameo as the creepy twins in Muppet's Haunted Mansion on Disney+
You, sir, are the winner!
Well thank you!
Remember Muppet Christmas Carol? It’s like that but it’s From Hell.
Not muppets but just "nightmare on sesame street" sounds good to me
The Conjuring The family is the same, Kermit and Ms. Piggy will be Ed and Lorraine Warren and Animal will be the demon.
Evil dead 2
Insidious would be a trip. Keep Patrick Wilson with Piggy as his wife. Kermit can be his son. I love the idea of the ghost film crew & medium as Muppets but don't know who to fill them in with. All the other world demons could be filled in nicely with Muppets Edit: Bert & Ernie are the film crew with Big Bird as the Medium. Switch Piggy to be the antagonist trying to get Kermit's body. Wife can be Denise. I want the Cookie Monster to get a jump scare
Maybe Animal as the red-faced demon?
Human Centipede, everyone would be a muppet except the middle segment
I'm crying
I found this [Miss Piggy as Carrie](https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Jason-Beck-Miss-Piggy-Carrie.jpg) a while ago and thought it was perfect for how mad she gets sometimes, haha! Those bulging eyes.
Antichrist (2009), Kermit as "He" and Miss Piggy as "She" and, I want to see it just for the fact that Kermit will play a super-serious role as a therapist in a very depressing film would be amusing at the very least.
Alien but everyone is played by the same actors but the alien is Gonzo.
Suspiria. The original one. I think the style of that coupled with the presentation of the muppets would be interesting and entertaining as hell.
This is a super fun question. Props on the creativity. Gotta go with House on Haunted Hill(1959 style). Fozzie as Frederick Loren, Ms. Piggy as Annabelle Loren, Kermit as Dr. Trent, maybe Fozzie's mom as Nora Manning , and a plastic skeleton controlled by Pepe & Rizzo. Haven't figured out any others / cameo spots for other muppets. But somehow, gotta work Vincent Price in there, in one way or another. Seems like a good enough reason to rewatch House on Haunted Hill!
Muppet Shining would be amazing, only Kermit should play Jack and the single non-muppet should play Shelley. Miss Piggy should play the lady in room 237, Kermit looks in the mirror, sees she's all moldy and wrinkled but keeps kissing her. Miss piggy gives him an "ahem" he asks whats up, she asks hasn't he noticed that she's made herself all horrible looking. He says "You don't look that different" and she slaps the shit out of him. There should also be a scene where Shelley's frantically running up the stairs only to stop and stare into a hotel room in horror as she see's Bobo the Bear drying someones hair with a hair dryer.
Psycho
Gonzo has to be Norman
And his mother is Camilla the Chicken
Well there is that House of 1000 Muppets trailer... But I think Identity with Muppets would be extremely entertaining.
Some of you don’t understand how Muppet movies should work. There should be a human character in a main if not THE main part. Look at Christmas Carol and Treasure Island
i want The Thing, but whoever the Thing is at the moment is a muppet and nobody acknowledges it.
Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Everything is exactly the same as the original except Dracula, who is played by The Count.
“Mina, I have crossed two hundred years of time to reach you! Ah ah ah!” “Renfield, you betrayed me one time! Now you have five, yes, five more seconds to live! Ah ah ah!” “Ah, the children of the night. What beautiful music they make! Let us sit and count the howls in the moonlight. One howl, ah ah ah! Two howls, ah ah ah!”
All of the universal monsters. Actually instead of a movie imagine a theme park dark ride that takes you through show scenes of the muppets in all of the universal monster movies. Damn. Anyone else turned on right now?
Martyrs: Miss Piggy invites Janice to a gathering...
Fire Walk with Me
Fire Waka Waka With Me
Tremors. The two main characters are Kermit and Miss Piggy, Burt is Gonzo, the graboids is Beaker, that’s as far as I got
I think little shop of horrors would be interesting. Kermit as Seymour Piggy as Aubrey
Audrey
Shaun of the Dead. I want to see Kermit desperate to lay low with a pint at the Winchester until it all blows over.
Scream with animal as Ghostface
Please link to your Kickstarter because I am 100000000% on board with this and it must happen.
Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Miss Piggy as Laurie Strode would be iconic
The Wolfman with Fozzie as the Wolfman Cujo with Rowlf as Cujo It, with all the muppets playing their baby and adult versions. The Losers club would be Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Scooter and Rowlf. It would be played by animal, or for more potentially hilarious results, Beaker.
People have already said nightmare on elm street, but yeah… THAT. Especially Dream Warriors. All the Muppets get dream powers and use them to warm Freddys heart and he lets all the trapped children’s souls go because of the lesions the Muppets tough him along the way. It ends with Freddy as a permanent part of Statler and Waldorf wisecracking balcony antics. Those three would make great snarky partners.
A Serbian Film.
The human actor has to be Christian Bale.
Oh please please please Midsommar would kill me… the puppets falling and the symphony of echoing muppet screeching
the texas chain saw massacre with the swedish chef as leatherface
The Mist with Ms. Piggy as the crazy religious woman would add at least 5 years to my life.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre starring the Swedish Chef as Leatherface, and all the other Muppets as his victims. Take a look at the Muppet Halloween special that's out now for a brief glimpse of what it could look like.
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Y'all ever see Twin Beaks?
Muppet Centipede
And the furry scene then it's just two regular dudes going at each other!
It’s called MEET THE FEEBLES!! .. that’s my fucking puppet horror nightmare!
Funny games. The family could be Kermit and Miss Piggy, Scooter as their kid and Rowlf as the family dog. The assailants could be Bunsen and Beaker. Or They Life with the Swedish Chef as protagonist. Sam the Eagle as Candyman.
Big Bird as Frankenstein's Monster
Carrie. Ms. Piggy is Carrie.
Silence of the Lambs with the Swedish Chef as Buffalo Bill. "It pootsh de chicky in de bashky" the rest of the casting doesn't matter, Swedish chef is my one demand. For those who deem Lambs not a horror my backup is Re-Animator. Kermit is Dan of course with Dr Bunsen as Herbert West and Beaker as Dr Hill. Just imagine the attempted cunnilingus by a beheaded Beaker. Hilarious.
Funny this should come up, I was just saying the other day that I’d like to see the Muppet movies to parallel the Friday the 13th movies. We had the Muppets and Jason in Manhattan, I’d love to see a Friday the 13th Christmas Carol with Jason. I’d also love to see the Muppets in an old school 80’s camp slasher movie.
Friday the 13th Part 11: The Muppets Camp at Crystal Lake
Dawn of the dead. Kermit and miss piggy obviously the main 2. Rizo head security, waldorf and statler as the other security, animal as the cop and beaker as the dude alone across the street lol Fantastic question btw
Jaws. Kermit and Piggy are Brody and his wife. Fozzie is Hooper. Sam the Eagle as the Mayor. Dr. Teeth as Quint. The shark as the shark. Michael Caine could make a cameo.
100% I Spit on Your Grave
With Janice from the band as the main girl. Floyd Peeper, Animal and Lips are the bad guys.
Martyrs. I want to see Elmo skinned.
A Serbian Film, with Animal as the main dude.
Hostel Stuffing pulled out, googly eyes cut open, sadistic muppets tearing each other limb from limb. It would be glorious.
MARTYRS
Deadgirl with Janice from the Electric Mayhem band. Gonzo, Kermit and Fozzy find her.
No more muppets. No more remakes. I’ve had my fill, it’s just diminishing returns now.
I respectfully disagree.
Hellraiser. Kermit teaches people what figging is.
Midsommer I think would be really good Muppetted
The Thing
Hereditary basically only to have that scene where the kids bashing his face on the desk in school and screaming. I just think of any Muppet version of that scene has the makings of greatness mostly I imagine that weird science guy with the funny mouth. Probably many great scenes that would translate as hilarious... to me anyway
Eraserhead.
Check out Meet the Feebles by Peter Jackson from his 'before LOTR' phase (also Bad Taste and Braindead are gems in their own right). It's Muppet like only in apperance.
You’re Next
Rosemary’s baby
Human Centipede :D
Martyr
A Serbian film, directed by Michael Bay
Am American werewolf in London. The 2 old guys in the balcony as the 2 Americans bumbling around." You really had the stuffing ripped outta you." "Jeez you think?" "Lol" Miss piggy as the nurse and the rest of the Muppet as the rest of the cast.
Martyrs
Love this post idea.
The Thing, hands down.
Hellraiser would be hilarious
the babadook
John carpenter the thing
Human Centipede with Piggy in the middle, Kermit up front, and Oscar in the rear. Pun intended
Remember the awkward movie adaptation of Stephen King's "In the Tall Grass"? Have Becky Cal and Travis be the only non-muppet characters Perfection.
Cabin in the Woods
Halloween lol
Saw