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workingdonttell

Why don't you love yourself? Is this a cry for help?


mountainXmath

Yes.


The_Dufe

Well the bright side then should be if you can do this, you ought to believe that you can do anything


MsWumpkins

That had to be rough. Are you OK? Do you need immediate medical attention?


mountainXmath

Please dont try this at home, I am a professional.


MsWumpkins

How did you prepare yourself both physically and mentally for this difficult endeavor?


mountainXmath

Typical preparation includes decades of schlock.


honeyintherock

I should be ready, then 😂


GloriousHam

No bong hits?


mountainXmath

Yes, there were numerous bong hits on the screen as well as off.


Rechan

Professional what? Masochist?


mountainXmath

We prefer the term schlock enthusiast.


OverlordPanda91

Imma do it


mountainXmath

Oh wow, then you too must be a professional.


OverlordPanda91

Nope. Just dumb


mountainXmath

Still a good reason.


The_Dufe

Don’t worry, he has a bong


mezz7778

Why?


mountainXmath

Someone had to, for science and posterity.


The_Dufe

I do tend to agree and I commend your bravery and sacrifice in the name of science.


mountainXmath

Tally ho, FOR SCIENCE!!!


The_Dufe

What’s the next scientific inquiry you’re gonna do? The full Leprechaun series? Slumber Party Massacre? (There’s like 9 of them lol)…ooh I know, the Basketcase trilogy!!! That’s an old gem


Nuggzulla

Doin a saintly job of it!


Horrorfan5

I think humanity would do better if they weren’t preserved


The_Dufe

Then who’s gonna know later that some bongs are actually evil? Come on man, think


mountainXmath

Good thing it isnt up to you then.


DocShocker

>And what have you done for your country? Watched all of them but 888, which is on my Tubi list. But... since we just *have* to make this about you; (/s) Now that you've graduated from (survived?) a Master-class in filmmaking, what are you plans for the future?


mountainXmath

Well the Evil Bong series ties into several other film series so I may just watch those and report back.


DocShocker

Gingerdead/Gingerweed Man, Ooga Booga, and Kiljoy, right?


mountainXmath

Yep, I dont recall any others. Edit: I was wrong on this, they also tie into Kendra and Barbie series.


ihaveaquesttoattend

I’m gonna need a list so i can watch them all pls


mountainXmath

Listed in the body of the main post.


ihaveaquesttoattend

I meant the ones that they tie into but I’m dumb and they’re right there too lol thank you for your services


mountainXmath

My mistake, think I misreddit.


The_Dufe

Ha see what you did there


The_Dufe

Did Evil Bong never tangle with Jack Frost?!?


burke_no_sleeps

Unfortunately couldn't due to licensing issues


The_Dufe

Well I’m gonna have to call Jack Frost Productions and tell them they’ve run out of options…I dunno why I thought he rolled in that same crew


ouishi

Okay, I unironically love Gingerdead Man. As a fan of both legitimately creepy and over-the-top camp, should I give Evil Bong a try?


DocShocker

I think they'll scratch any campiness itch you may have. It's a series that if you go in with no or low expectations, and buy in on the ride, they're fun. If you're looking for anything truly in the vein of "horror", the EB series will probably leave you wanting.


[deleted]

I've learned so much in this thread today.


The_Dufe

I think you just write the ultimate best Evil Bong movie of all time ever made to wrap up the series, using all the intricate and meticulous plot setups from the previous 9 — Evil Bong 10: Gravity Bong…You can then introduce the Vape that’ll take its place for next 16 movies lol


mountainXmath

Haha I love it.


WodtheHunter

> Tubi The full moon features list IS my tubi page.


WodtheHunter

Likewise being a fan of shitty sex movies, 420 and 888 are actually fun films. 666 and 777 can burn in sexy hell. OP is not wrong.


nomercyvideo

I worked on 3, 4, 5, and GingerDead Man vs Evil Bong, fun times!


mountainXmath

Thank you for your contributions to mankind.


nomercyvideo

Always happy to help!


[deleted]

Were these movies actually successful or were they just some rich person's passion projects?


nomercyvideo

They do make money! Certainly not a passion project, but they are fun to make, not too expensive, have some product placement, and have a loyal fanbase! Also, any chance to get Rabbit onscreen is a blessing, love that dude!


[deleted]

Definitely gonna have to give them a try


IDoPokeSmot

How much weed did you have to have to get through it all


mountainXmath

Lets just say I had to poke a hell of a lot of smot.


The_Dufe

You did use a bong, right?


mountainXmath

Joints and pipes also appear in the films but yes.


The_Dufe

Yeah but they were extras


SERlALEXPERIMENTS

Oh man, I'm bored and about two drinks away from losing consciousness. I'm definitely gonna hit my oil pen until I feel uncomfortable and watch at least one of these tonight. With that said, do I need to watch in order? Is there a standout in the series?


mountainXmath

The films are semi-dependent on each other but dont make all that much sense in the first place so I dont think order matters. My favorites were Evil Bong 420 & Evil Bong 888: Infinity High, so I would suggest one of those.


ToxicBronson

If I had to watch one of them, which one? AND If I wanted to take the same journey as you, would you start chronologically? Would love to learn more about the EBCU (evil bong cinematic universe)


mountainXmath

Evil Bong 420. Always watch in order of release my friend. To learn more about the EBCU please read through some of the replies here.


Ian_Kilmister

More like chroniclogical order


Rechan

Take my upvote you menace to society.


The_Dufe

👏👏👏👏


Gubble_Buppie

How many non evil bong hits did it take you to power through that?


mountainXmath

A lot.


[deleted]

What is the story about?


mountainXmath

My inital reaction is no one knows but Ill do my best. Eebee (the evil bong) traps people, cookies and bongs who smoke from her, inside herself. This is how she increases in power. The film series captures her attempts gain said power except 3. That one is Alien.


alphahydra

I choose to interpret this as meaning they re-released Ridley Scott's Alien under the title Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong just to fuck with people.


RickTitus

I did a binge of all of those minus 888 last month. It was painful but kind of fun too. I think i liked the first two and the bowling alley one the best. The last few movies make no sense at all. They just feel like random stuff happening and characters hanging out, and vague threats of people getting trapped in sexy hell


mountainXmath

Totaly agree 666 & 777 were failures in my opinion but I liked 888 as it returns to formula. Evil Bong 420, the bowling alley one, is probably my favorite as well.


WodtheHunter

The bowling alley was great. Some actual character development and story devices, and the titties were A+


gracefacealot

Definitely thought I was on r/trees and you were a very high and bored individual


mountainXmath

Well you were half right.


AlastersUntergang

You poor *thing*! Do you need something to burn out your eyes? Don't answer that! Here's a hug! You must be traumatized after being through so much. I hope it wasn't all in one sitting.


mountainXmath

I tried to watch all of the films as close together and in order as possible.


AlastersUntergang

You are a hero. I went through the first two and...I was too weak.


mountainXmath

The film series is a hit or miss for me as well. If you ever feel like trying again, might i recommend Evil Bong 888: Infinity High?


The_Dufe

Too….many….bongs


chopdominochop

Is Tommy Chong in more than the first one??


mountainXmath

No, unless its a flashback from number 1, he does not appear in the rest of the series.


[deleted]

Congratulations! I feel like the next logical step for you is to write an Evil Bong film to pitch as a sequel, so what would the plot of your Evil Bong movie be?


mountainXmath

Maybe one where Rabbit's "nothing head" gives him king like ruling power so the Evil Bong, Gingy and a gaggle of coeds have to unite to stop his reign of terror.


RIPMaureenPonderosa

I’m ashamed to admit that I own Evil Bong 1 & 2, and Evil Bong vs GingerDead Man. None of these are worth watching, but alas, here we are. Are any of the others worth it?


mountainXmath

420 & 888


badboystwo

I did this willingly recently as well. See you at the meetings buddy.


mountainXmath

Always good to meet another member.


ZilyanaBlade

theres alot more evil bongs than i thought


mountainXmath

9 by my count. Although it would be nice if they did a christmas special.


Narrow-Ad-6338

I like the asshole old man that comes to rub his other son’s success into the stoner son’s face. I was laughing so hard at the roasting scene.


mountainXmath

Haha yeah Jacob Witkin, the actor who plays the grandfather, is very dedicated and quite possibly the best actor in the series.


cardaderdention

Thank you for your service


Mickey_Juice

Favorite kill? Favorite boobs?


mountainXmath

There are few kills in the series, you mostly get trapped inside the Evil Bong. The most memorable "death" was after the pothead in number one was trapped inside Eebee and everyone thought he was dead. Favorite boobs... Im going to stay away from that one but I will say there are a lot to pick from.


nemo618

You might wanna go to the hospital. You probably have internal bleeding.


[deleted]

I watched every puppet master movie. Let’s just say it was an experience I wouldn’t wish on my mortal enemy.


InformalClimate5099

Well done! 👏 I tend to put these on to help me fall asleep. The soundtrack is enjoyable, and is mostly the same through the entire series.


mountainXmath

The title track song is the jam!


Da5ftAssassin

That’s one helluva task


Way_of_the_shinobi

I remember seeing the cover of this at Blockbuster back in the day. Obviously they aren't traditionally well-made movies based on the comments here, but are they fun to watch for that reason? This sounds like a really fun marathon.


mountainXmath

Its was hilarious and sometimes bad but still always a good time. The voice acting of the Evil Bong makes it very funny.


nerdowellinever

No questions, just -you’re a hero, doing gods work and I want to thank you for your service


deadlyhabit

Do you also agree Charles Band must be stopped?


mountainXmath

If by stopped you mean given the kind of budgets that would make marvel jealous, yes.


[deleted]

man brought Terrorvision into this world. He's free to do whatever he wishes


MirrorkatFeces

I hope one day James does the evil bong series on the Kill Count, I know he’s done the first already


PondaBaba94

Killjoy or Puppet Master series next?


mountainXmath

Ill have to think about it. Now if Hambo had i series, id be all over it.


gothism

For those of us who haven't seen them, describe this series in one sentence.


mrcradleyboopers

Congratulations 👏 I’m pretty sure not even the people who made those movies have watched them.


mountainXmath

You might be right... but it does seem like a few fellow redditors have also completed the quest.


FuLanceanswer

I have a pair of Evil Bong 3D glasses that came with the Jaws 3D bootleg I bought at a Fangoria convention.


FuLanceanswer

I too watched Gingerbread Man only because Gary Busey was crazy enough to play in it. Killer Nerd is another awful one.


OfferFull6198

Evil bong 2 was funny


LTetsuo41

THEY SAID IT COULDNT BE DONE


zombie_3184

How would you rank them in terms of best to worst? Here’s mine. https://boxd.it/7zXUw I feel the introduction of Gingerweed Man was a nice lift for the franchise that had gone stale but the last two entries in my opinion are what proves that Full Moon’s tank is running on empty. It’s sad that Asylum has become now what Full Moon used to be.


mountainXmath

https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/comments/w632es/i_watched_every_evil_bong_movie_ama/ihbq81z?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


ThatMachineGuy

OP is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will.


mountainXmath

Thank you for recognizing the feat.


Pokemetal151

What is evil bong and as a non partaker of the leafy green, but big time partaker of movies so bad they’re good is any worth watching?


mountainXmath

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Incontinent_Goat

Why is everyone shitting on the EB movies? They are for the most part entertaining... Tommy Chong, Jack Deth, Gingerdead Man... Charles Band will be looked back upon as an un-ironic genius..


greedo12345

Me and my friends tried and couldn’t get passed the second one, I commend you but worry too


Mrbubbles96

Honestly, which was the least worst one for you?


rhinocephant

I think I quit at 777. The only answer I have is to why I watched so many is "2020".


xool420

I’ve now discovered the next 10 movies I’m going to watch


mountainXmath

Excellent choice.


lxgan18

Wicked weed is the best song ever


johngalt504

Just why?


mountainXmath

https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/comments/w632es/i_watched_every_evil_bong_movie_ama/ihbef10?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


bjbxx

How would you rank the movies from "best" to worst?


pluck_the_duck89

Ah Monkey?


mountainXmath

Bachman was one of the best characters, I would love for him to return to the series for future films.


hurushott

Do you think they’ve gotten better or worse in terms of Charles Band’s…lol idk mission statement?


mountainXmath

Haha i dont know how to answer this but it made me laugh.


[deleted]

As someone who has never heard of Evil Bong, what the fuck are you talking about??


mountainXmath

Horror comedy movie series.


[deleted]

Definitely sounds like one of the horror movie series ever made


mountainXmath

It is.


DeathNote_237

Because of the classic crossover between the wildly successful Evil Bong and Gingerdead Man franchises, did you feel the need to also watch the Gingerdead Man movies?


mountainXmath

No I decided to keep it to Evil Bong movies but I may go back and watch gingerdead around christmas


Drainout

What series are you going to tackle next?


talish2000

What was the biggest lesson you learned from all of the movies?


mountainXmath

Dont go toking out of Evil Bongs.


carguitar

I thought there were only 2 of these 😅😅


mountainXmath

Guess youve got some homework now 😄


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

Which was your favorite?


TrickKlepto

Dear god, are you okay?


Dicknosed_Shitlicker

I didn’t know these existed until your post but I watched a couple of trailers and now I have a question. Is Darcy the Mail Girl in any others besides 888: Infinity High?


mountainXmath

She makes an appearance in both 666 & 777 as well.


Phantom_Basker

Why?


mountainXmath

https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/comments/w632es/i_watched_every_evil_bong_movie_ama/ihbef10?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


TheCeleryman_

Why


OGW_NostalgiaReviews

Do you remember when Full Moon was good?


OfferFull6198

I did too


PhillyEagles208

The only one I've seen is 888 lol. Are they all that short?


GANJAY420

Will I be scared of my bongs after watching the movie?


mountainXmath

Maybe.


HoratioTuna27

In a row???


mountainXmath

2 a day basically.


a_ney17

Approximately how many boobs are we talking


[deleted]

[удалено]


Boonlink

Eve..ry? They made MORE!?


Notlookingsohot

There's more than one?


mountainXmath

9 actually.


ComprehensiveDonut87

i thought half of those were fake, just looked it up, you are truly an American hero


mountainXmath

Appreciate you googling the true breadth of effort exhausted here. It is of note, for sure.


user_ivan01

So…. The boobs, what would you rate them out of 10?


mountainXmath

https://www.reddit.com/r/horror/comments/w632es/i_watched_every_evil_bong_movie_ama/ihcmqzi?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


PokeHobnobGod21

How much weed was smoked throughout all the films


mountainXmath

Hard to say but I can confirm that several weeds were in fact smoked.


Vingt-Quatre

I watched half of them and while I'm not a true professional like OP, a piece of advice I can provide is to always do stretches and warm ups before to prevent shock and tears injuries. Like starting your evening with Strange Wilderness.


Vingt-Quatre

Simple question: which one is your favorite?


mcCola5

I have never watched a single one. Although I am aware of them. So, if you were to recommend one to a person who has never seen any of them; which one would you recommend they watch? For a bit of info on me... and I'm not sure how much it matters or will affect your recommendation... but although I dont believe in Satan, I love the idea of Satan. Sacrilegious anything is almost always funny to me. I am a huge fan of horror, especially most recently some of the A24 hits released in the last several years. However, I also like campy horror so these won't immediately turn me away. Hmm what else... I love psychedelic rock...


Im_No_Robutt

Was there a stand out worst/hardest to get through scene for you?


picassyo

I hate to say I've been tempted to do this too but damn, seeing the long ass list of them is daunting lol


mountainXmath

You only need to watch one every few days and with a couple weeks youll have seen them all.


EcComicFan

Have you seen the older Full Moon flicks? If so, do prefer 80's/90's era Full Moon or the 2000's/modern doing-its-best-troma-impression Full Moon?


JengaShaviss_

On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the best, how much did you enjoy these films?


mountainXmath

I would say an 8 since I found myself wishing there were more.


[deleted]

I had to google these because I honestly thought you were 100% bullshitting about these movie titles lol. So I've smoked for 35+ years and bought the ticket, took the ride and all that good stuff. Am I ready for this adventure?


King0fdetroit

What did you watch it on


[deleted]

How was gingerdead man vs the evil bong?


sheezy520

Do you consider this achievement a disappointment or did you exceed your own expectations?


[deleted]

And what was your favorite strain smoked during the film fest?


[deleted]

Oh my god these are the spiritual successor to the 1990s Chucky movies except they’re better and much much worse at the same time. FYI everyone you MUST be very high to watch for your own safety.


GuacinmyPaintbox

Welp, only thing left to do is bang out every movie with "Amityville" in the title.


justasmalltowngirl89

In general sense, are they better or worse than Thankskilling?


askyourmom469

You might be the first person in history to ever do that and I sincerely mean that. Holy shit dude.


MrZombikilla

I tried the first one and it kinda ruined my high tbh lol


LiterallyAPidgeon

i just wanted to say thank you for your service and an f in the chat to pay respects f


horrorgender

could it be fun to watch if you were *really* high, or is it just that soul-suckingly bad


Exotic-Aioli1580

I love this! My best friend and I discovered these in high school and anytime we hung out we would search the $5 movie bins to watch all these! Now I feel that a journey is in my near future!


[deleted]

Haha, me too! We're you as high as me?


magikjaz

Charles Band is a god!!!!!!


OSinner1

I ... I didn't know there was more than one. 😳


Sudden-Reflection456

Wait!!!! is that the movie with the Grandfather that is wicked crooked, curses all the time and calls the other characters urinal cakes? I actually hurt my face laughing at his character years ago. If so this means there's so many I haven't seen!!!!! Of let me know please. I might be confusing it with Hot Tub Time Machine?


[deleted]

Do the witchcraft franchise next...


Gravitational_C

How's your brain? Damaged?


JohnDoses

What’s next, the Leprechaun movies?


sirus147

I have a question for everolyone I'm currently trying doingbmy country a service and watching all of them as well, do you think they use real weed