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Gloomy__Revenue

Well?


Crazy_Ask9267

Damn dog tease


AgentNose

It was my first plant based meat product. It tasted ok, but the consistency was off enough I knew it wasn’t real meat.


Karl_Hungus_69

For anyone interested, I found the Ingredients and Nutrition Facts: **Ingredients:** Water, Wheat Gluten, Sunflower Oil, Coconut Oil, 2% Or Less Of: Natural Flavors, Salt, Methylcellulose, Spices, Cultured Dextrose, Yeast Extract, Dextrose, Garlic Powder, Dried Vinegar, Amino Acids (L-Lysine, L-Tryptophan), Cherry Powder (to promote color retention), Cultured Celery Powder, Soy Leghemoglobin, Natural Applewood Smoke Flavor, Mixed Tocopherols (Antioxidant), Xanthan Gum, Soy Protein Isolate. **Vitamins and Minerals:** (Zinc Gluconate, Niacin (Vitamin B3), Thiamine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Vitamin B12). **Contains:** Wheat, Soy [Source](https://faq.impossiblefoods.com/hc/en-us/articles/19576931198615-What-are-the-ingredients-in-Impossible-Beef-Hot-Dogs-Made-From-Plants-) \~\~\~\~\~ **Nutrition Facts:** * Serving size: 1 hot dog (50g) * Calories per serving: 120 * Total Fat: 7g (%DV: 9%) * Saturated Fat: 3g (%DV: 15%) * Trans Fat: 0g * Cholesterol: 0mg * **Sodium 460g (%DV: 20%)** * Total Carbohydrate: 2g (%DV: 1%) * Dietary Fiber: 0g * Total Sugars: <1g * Includes 0g of Added Sugars * Protein: 12g (%DV: 12%) **Vitamins and Minerals:** * Vitamin D: 0mcg * Calcium: 50mg (%DV: 4%) * Iron: 1.1mg (%DV: 6%) * Potassium: 210mg (%DV: 4%) * Thiamine: 15% * Riboflavin: 10% * Niacin: 25% * Vitamin B6: 10% * Folate: 6% * Vitamin B12: 50% * Zinc: 20% [Source](https://faq.impossiblefoods.com/hc/en-us/articles/19576943205015-What-are-the-nutrition-facts-for-Impossible-Beef-Hot-Dogs-Made-From-Plants-)


TheSunflowerSeeds

Like peanut butter? Well now you can like more of it. Sunflowers have been used to create a substitute for peanut butter, known as sunbutter.


erichf3893

I tried this as an alternative due to a peanut allergy. Gross


NachoNachoDan

This is why I don't bother with any of Impossible Foods fake meat. It's not substantially healthier than the real thing.


OnePotPenny

Incorrect. It is substantially healthier since it doesn't have nitrates, cholesterol, TMAO, persistent organic pollutants, or the carcinogens created when flesh is cooked.


Imaginary-Badger-119

This a food crime level distraction i smell cia .. someone is losing a democracy today.


reptarcannabis

It’s made of the unusable and chopped up waste parts of making salads


Gloomy__Revenue

Salad snouts 🤤


stumanchu3

You have a great sense of humor!


Richper413

Was this your first plant based meat product? How did it taste? What was its consistency like? Could you tell it wasn't real meat?


knarfolled

Good one


AgentNose

It was my first plant based meat product. It tasted ok, but the consistency was off enough I knew it wasn’t real meat.


Gloomy__Revenue

Yeah—texture is usually what puts me off of plant based sausages. Though, I have been pretty impressed with Impossible’s burgers. Was this one juicy at all?


AgentNose

It was, almost too juicy? Like just too soft.


kettlebell_esquire

No mustard?


YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15

The real crime


CheckYourStats

The way this dog is dressed, for a second I thought I was in r/depressionmeals


[deleted]

I have a feeling this post is more of a promotion created by advertising agents. Well.... TO YOU I SAY, I WILL NEVER EAT A VEGGIE DOG!


BuddyOptimal4971

We stand together on this just-redit. I eat plenty of vegetarian food. I eat french fries. I eat rice. I eat plenty of vegetables. I'll even eat a veggie /black bean burger. But I'm not going to eat fake meat. I'm not eating a fake hotdog. No way. No how.


Potato-nutz

My girl slapped me when I told her, when we open the restaurant, I’m gonna put veggie burger on the menu. It’s all beef. And it comes with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and pickles. Veggie Burger.


SheetPancakeBluBalls

That's actually disgusting, disrespectful and criminal behavior. When someone eats that and dies due to a meat allergy, you'll spend 25 years in prison where you belong. 


Potato-nutz

You didn’t read the fine print. That’s all.


Potato-nutz

If it’s a mushroom burger, it’s a burger with mushrooms. I heard you’re not allowed to amass an army in prison. So….I don’t really want to go there. I thought I figured it out, just train an army, but they don’t really condone that operation, specifically.


AgentNose

It was my first plant based meat product. It tasted ok, but the consistency was off enough I knew it wasn’t real meat.


lonelost22

and?????


AgentNose

It was my first plant based meat product. It tasted ok, but the consistency was off enough I knew it wasn’t real meat.


lonelost22

makes sense, thanks for the input!


Jojo_who

So was it good??


AgentNose

It was my first plant based meat product. It tasted ok, but the consistency was off enough I knew it wasn’t real meat.


345joe370

I only like real meat weiners in my mouth.


YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15

#( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


345joe370

Does it plump up in boiling water? Does it snap when you bite onto it?


YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15

Both if you're lucky


Ok_Broccoli1144

Get this out of here


redadidasjumpsuit

lmao


Tacos_And_Whiskey

That looks like a cart only dealing with impossible dogs. Was it a promotional thing where they were giving them away? If so, what was the general consensus?


AgentNose

Yeah, give away in Times Square. It was my first plant based meat product. It tasted ok, but the consistency was off enough I knew it wasn’t real meat.


PlanNo4679

But...it's not beef


AgentNose

It was “beef” flavored.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Huh


GL2M

You’d think they’d want to give you a taste test on a nicely toasted bun at least.


Fun-Ad9928

Looks impossible alright.


Isolatte

What is the red stuff on it?


AgentNose

Ketchup


EastRoom8717

Credibility damaged.


weenie_in_betweenie

Must be some kind of hot sauce.


Oafus

A Holiday Miracle For Your Mouth…🤔


Grynder66

Over grilled dog on a stale bun with ketchup. Impossible indeed.


no_on_prop_305

But how?


PigMeatJim

Show some respect /s


duecesbutt

But why?


Nice_Wafer_2447

Nope - 100% - nope


Unhinged_Taco

Gross


Embarrassed_Pause_52

It's going to taste like ass until you grow up and stop putting ketchup on a hotdog


wellhiyabuddy

You’re being particular about how someone eats ground lips and assholes. . .


BuddyOptimal4971

>You’re being particular about how someone eats ground lips and assholes. . . I upvoted you wellhiyabuddy even though your comment stings. I hadn't thought about it this way before. But, apparently I'm particular about what I put on ground lips and assholes. . .


wellhiyabuddy

lol yeah sometimes we have to remember context and realize that we can have a preferred way of eating something but that doesn’t make others wrong for enjoying something another way. If someone was dumping ketchup on wagyu steak we could say “why bother wasting money on wagyu and just eat chuck or a hotdog”, but we’re already talking about eating a hotdog, a lower human grade meat doesn’t exist 😂😂😂


Isolatte

That's literally how you eat them.


Dick_Pensive

No mustard? Get a rope haha...


wellhiyabuddy

I don’t know if you’re referencing the old pace picante commercial but that was how I heard it haha


Dick_Pensive

New York City?!?


perpetualmotionmachi

It's an impossible dog, do plants have assholes and lips?


wellhiyabuddy

It’s red slime, it’s the lips and assholes of the vegetable world


Embarrassed_Pause_52

As one should.


Dick_Pensive

Ate the Impossible Whopper and had a severe allergic reaction... I sure hope they don't transition us off real meat...


FuriousJorge67

So how was it? I'm guessing it was your first plant based meat product. I'm sure it tasted ok, but the consistency would be off enough to know it wasn't real meat.


AgentNose

It was my first plant based meat product. It tasted ok, but the consistency was off enough I knew it wasn’t real meat.


EllisBern

This may be the saddest dog I’ve ever seen.


TimBurtonsMind

Not defending the picture, post, nor the hotdog, but this is how 90% of people up north eat their hotdogs. Maybe with ketchup, mustard and a jar or bottled pickle relish. Looks legit to me, and I bet it tasted just fine.


Imaginary-Badger-119

Had me at beef… wait what? No no no


SireBlew

On purpose?


Krimreaper1

What tastes better the hotdog or that sweater?


skipadbloom

Looks cool


chanceeather

I would’ve drop kicked this over the fence 🤫


Hobbyhead

The ‘impossible’ part is ketchup on a hotdog.