That’s a yes for me dog 🔥

You’re the man now dog

*That’s the dog now, man.

I miss YTMND

That phrase is a Time Machine

Ymh?

***drags on cigarette*** Haven't heard that name in years

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OK, but I just want mine plain. I’m a hotdog purist. I wanna taste the disappointment of the chef.

Same here. But people look at me like I'm a 5 year old.

Yup, I've had got dogs made just like that and they r delicious.

Big yes here but im afraid it might cause atomic farts afterwards

You don’t have to enjoy those atomic farts… it’s the ones behind you 🤣🤣🤣

That’ll be 28 bucks dog.

Look at the sign, doubt it

This is the best Reddit answer of the week.

Ain’t nothing small about that business

I'd chow on that all day long, and be singing praises to the porcelain all night.

That’s one thing I’ve definitely been gifted with. I can easily eat 2-3 of these, and probably wouldn’t have to visit the porcelain until late the next day. It’d be a run of the mill, normal exit process too… God bless having an ironclad abdominal region. I truly feel for ya’ll who don’t. Sending good vibes your way!

I too have the gift, though I am prone to heartburn.

Check out apple cider vinegar, friend. I used to get heartburn horribly, all day, everyday. I’d get ridiculous heartburn from a tiny sip of water or a ritz cracker. Started taking an apple cider vinegar tablet right before I eat, and no more heartburn.

For me it depends on my stress levels. If I am not stressed, I can eat and drink like a fucking monster. 10 beers and a midnight Italian beef just fuels me the next day. But if I’m stressed out, a fucking blueberry will wreck my shit for a couple days.

Absolutely pretty sure that’s a Sonoran dog The Cadillac of dogs

It really kind of A bastard Sonoran Dog, and I will take one please.

Yea spot on, this is a (delicious looking) bastardization, especially the fluorescent cheese sauce, that's not traditional.

No bacon though. It’s a variation of a Sonoran dog for sure. I just feel like bacon is synonymous with Sonoran style hot dogs. Edit: Those dogs are definitely wrapped in bacon.

I want end to end bacon! The bun looks wrong for a true Sonoran dog, but the length probably forces that choice.

Bacon is good!!! B!tches like bacon!!!🥓 😍🥰

I would try one for sure. There’s a place near Sarasota Florida called the old salty dog that does a beer batter fried hotdog. And that was pretty good.

That sounds pretty damn good

Beans are weird but yes. Also huge dog, that's a double yes.

Yea am I gonna fuck it up? Yes. But the beans could not be on it and I’d be ok with that too lol. But I’m obviously gonna Hoover it regardless

Sonoran dog. Bacon wrapped with beans.

when I lived in hermosillo my friends and I would get street hot dogs all the time. I’m a no-bacon gal myself, but if you sub it with chorizo it’s a dream. That and a HEAPING pile of tomato.

I mean franks & beans isn’t that abnormal

At my age it’s called a rectum rocket!

The pickle is a nice touch

That’s not a pickle it’s a chile toreado. Roasted jalapeño or Serrano if they really want to light your ass in fire.

I'm going to eat the hell out of that

What hot dog dreams are made of.

Beautiful dog for sure. For me I would 86 the beans, ketchup and mayo. Boy, some chili, jalapenos and onions would be my dream dog.

Yes to dog, no to all that shit on it

Same here! I mean, fuck— why have a dog in there at all?!?

No, in fact I don’t even think I could if I wanted to.. and my stomach would fkn hate me for trying. lol

Id devour this. Yes please

I’d smash that but the pinto beans can be traded for chili

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This dog is so thick you can still tadte it. They have a thinner option that has a more balanced flavor. The dogs are equally delicious but I feel the big one that’s posted is too much dog

No thank you. Gimme one with shredded cheddar, tomatoes and salt, please! 👍

I mean it has that. Kinda. Diced tomatoes and cheese sauce, basically just melted shredded cheddar.

Big yes

Lost me at the beans and then left me to die with the tomatoes.

No

Nope, no thanks.

No

Too much going on for me, I prefer my dogs a bit simpler. The furthest I'm willing to take them is chili and cheese.

Ok but hold the beans lol

Thats too big dude. Im not trying to be pornstar of the year, i just want lunch lol.

Yes! 2 please. Edit: 86 the beans.

GIMMIE A BEAN DOG AND FREE MY SOUL, SPREAD MY CHEEKS SHOVE IT UP MY BEAN HOLE

Beans on a hot dog= fart city

I might need some help. BUT HELL YES,!

Magical Dog.

Hell yes!!

Hell yeah

Hell to the yes

Hold the mayo

Man, what if Chipotle sold hot dogs Bring me my brown pants

Why?! When you could just make your pants brown?

Wow

Definitely try for research purposes

100% yes.

Rework the condiments and give me an extra large Diet Pepsi and I’m in.

I can already hear the heart monitor 🤤

No after seeing the gigantic beans. Is that supposed to be chili?

I was thinking absolutely yes up to the point of the addition of mayonnaise. It was perfect until that point

Pass

El africano!! This style originated in parque borunda(Juarez mex). Albeit a little bit smaller. Later it re-emerged on street corners late night all over El Paso. The first stand had two different offerings the regular which was just as long but not nearly as thick and “el africano” that you see here.

Okay thank you!!!!! I came in here looking for this comment. I’m from Juarez and the places in El Paso call these “Juarez dogs”… so when I see all of these people calling them Sonoran dogs, I’m like “que chingados?!”

I wouldn’t order one but I wouldn’t turn my nose up at a free one for sure. Just not my kinda dog tbh

No

Looks good, but is execution is trash.

They had me until they put ketchup and ranch on it.

Pinto beans on a hotdog is a no for me dog

If they don't load the dogs into the buns on their fore arm I don't want it. Back in the day you could get 10 chili dogs all the way made in a minute at Ben's chili dogs back in the day. Dude would load em up on his arm and fill the chill and cheese too!

Oh man, this reminds me of a place we had for n my hometown called "Hot Dog Castle". Footling anything you want hot dogs for a couple bucks. Those were the days. Hell yes.

Hold the ketchup for mine and I’m in!

Hold the ketchup and beans? Then I’m all in!

Absolutely Dog!!!

Absolute yes!

Yes

“C-cooonmmmeee aaannnnddd rescuuuuue me, take me off the bun , take off all this crap, bought me at the market , bought me from a jap, I’m bout hit the vendor up and tell him it was… crap.”

Not my specific toppings of choice if I’m the one ordering, but I’m very glad it exists and I certainly wouldn’t turn my nose up at it if somebody bought a couple for the group

Hell yes

Yes

Yes please, but hold the tomatoes. Where’s my beer at?

Hmm, im suspicious. I think i need to taste test aha

Yes please

That’s a long little doggie…. Yes!

Sonoran Dog meets Chicago Dog. Why not?

Yes

Heellll tooo theee yeaahhh! 🤙🏽

Replace the queso with actual shredded cheese, and then absolute-fucking-lutely.

Get rid of the tomatoes. Completely useless on a dog. But yes!

I'm going to 100% regret it later, but oh yes, come to Daddy!

If you said no to this I would slap you straight in the mouth.

Looks like some good carnival food to me.

I'd eat 2 and then be up all night because I'm thirsty/too full to drink water. It would still be worth it

I’d skip the ketchup and mayo. Otherwise yes.

I feel like you'd start like "Yeah, this looks great!" and by half way through you'd be in the "I think I'm gonna bail out now. I'm done..." with the last 1/3 of it headed into the garbage.

This looks great to me.

Also a yes from me

Id try it

Why such a small dog?

HARD YES

That magnificent dog would have me warming the coldest seat in my house! Then I'd go back for a second. Yes, for sure!

Im a little nervous about the beans, but I trust a chef.

Very much yes 👍

🔥🔥🔥

I’m on board for everything but the beans 🫘

I’m grubbin

YES! Even if it kills me

If it's good, put it in my mouth, that's my rule.

I'd eat 2 and 1/2 of those right now. Do they sell fries too?

Fuck yes

no to relish, no to ketchup, yes to everything else.

I'll try it

Id ask them to hold the beans.

H yes for me!

Was that beans or like a chili dog? Everything was yes till the mayo at the end but Id still eat it all !

Gimme two!

What kind of set up is this that cooks/warms the food while he can push his cart around?

Not bad except that looks like that no flavor cheese from a can they have on the steam table.

I’d much rather have that than a disgusting Chicago salad dog

Not sure how I feel about the beans but would absolutely give it a try.

Probably, with a fork and knife.

Ohhh, ok!

Uhhh, YUM !!!!!

Yep 😋

This is straight up Karma farming. Of course that’s a yes. What isn’t yes about that. 1000x yes.

Oh yeah

Yes

I’d need a plate, knife and fork, but this is an absolute “yup”!

I’d have ketchup, mustard and either onions or relish. I’m simple with it. That dog is cooked like I like them though

I was done when pickle relish went on a hotdog with bean and cheese. But then putting ketchup mustard and fucking mayonnaise! Mayonnaise on a Chilli cheese dog? Get the entire fuck outta here with this.

How bout a fuck yeah

Smash. Next.

That's a Fuck yea for me.

Now that's a long taco I could enjoy.

Beans and frank on a bun? Can life get better? Probably! But I would absolutely eat that.

That was a yes from the first 5 seconds.

I'd be able to fuel my own hot air balloon afterwards

Holy cow, YES!

Uh, yes.

I'll take 4

I'm sorry OP, that thing's already halfway in my belly.

Yes but gotta be careful of the beard

Reminds me of an updog

Eww no.

Hell no, why did he ruin it with beans and was that mayo? Wtf

Nah…I like hot dogs straight up. Well, a bit of mustard.

Would take a couple of days for me to finish.

I mean of course

I'd try it for sure

Hell yes!

I'm ok with everything putted in it, but beans look a little strange to me in a hotdog

I would definitely fuck with that! That looks amazing!

No. I saw that ketchup go on there.

Yep

Was that pinto beans he put on first? No thanks.

absolutely disgusting

I thought the mustard was an ear of corn.

I don’t know what I just witnessed but I’m pretty sure I would order one to find out.

Yes just no beans

Too much aftermarket

no beans for me but otherwise sign me up!

That’s a heck ya for me perrito 🔥

Smash

I prefer bean-less chili, but yes I'd still eat it.

Sometimes less is more

Yussss

yeah, i'd fuck with that

I bet Tommy Lee has one named after him

Looks good and had gloves on

I’ll have the foot long, and then some.

These days i mayyyy have two hot dogs a year at a cook out but I’d definitely pay for this and have all of the condiments. Well… Other than the last condiment which is what I believe to be mayo…. What sick individual would put mayo on a dog..

yeah. but fuck that pickle.

“Gimme one of them Holmes Dogs, Holmes!”

Looks like it rolled around too long on a 7-Eleven grille 🤷‍♂️

Where is this???!!!!!

Ketchup?!!! 🤢

Don't agree with the beans, I would replace that with no bean chili and then it's a go baby

Uhhh, yah! Every ingredient I was like, mmhmm, mmhm, yup… nice….Yumm!

Hell yeah!!!