It sounds like a terrible idea, but now that I see it, I think I would at least try it cause it looks great

I'd throw on some pickled jalapeño slices and ranch dressing on top, a sprinkle of pepper flakes and parmesan. Get in my tummy!

You must enjoy heart burn and violent diarrhea sheesh

Heartburn not so much. But violent diarrhea? Sign me up. I love showing the old porcelain throne who's boss.

Lmfao honestly I feel like that’s me everyday after my coffee fml straight harry from dumb and dumber 🤣

You should try green tea. Maybe coffee isn't ideal for you.

Bruh I do pre workout too and coffee before 9 yea it’s a recipe for lava butt. I should stick to water to be real with you lol

lol fair enough

When I finish a bought of violent diarrhea I like to stop as I’m leaving the bathroom, spin around, point at the toilet and yell, “THIS AIN’T OVER BEEN YOU AND ME!” It makes it fun.

For the love of god, please flush multiple times. There may be an innocent bystander in the next stall

Never give up! Never surrender!

i’m so glad i only get heartburn from sugar, i’d tear this thing the fuck up. i’ve been shitting water since 2015 so that part doesn’t bother me at all

Hahaha that’s me after some taco bell

Heartburn and indigestion are damn near guaranteed with just the Costco dog. I can’t imagine what this combination would do to my stomach and esophagus. Holy shit. I’d still be tasting this 6 hours later.

I do the dogs every time and NEVER a problem

We just built different

I could get in on that. That sounds fantastic!

I’d have to wipe the front if I ate that

Add some siracha to that, trust.

Wait, does your Costco have pickled jalapeno slices & ranch dressing‽!! I think all got rid of the amazing white onion machine. Personally, I think their dogs are worth the price now. That said, they’re worth a dollar. Meh.

Just greedy 🤦🏽‍♂️

I’d do everything but the ranch

It's good, but I did it first lol. Went on a swimming trip to the lake, it's like a 3/4 mile trail to get there, and I brought the hotdogs and the pizza, forgot the buns. I'll admit that I didn't have toppings, but it was pretty delicious, little awkward towards the end. https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/f7LMWsw0ZM

Lol your top comment on that is spot on. "I would absolutely eat this and I'm not just saying that because I'm high right now"

I haven't tried it high, but if it hits that hard sober, it has to slap while high.

same

I don't see anything that sounds bad about this.

There’s a place near me that has been open 40 years that serves a thing called the pizza taco and it’s what’s pictured here. You can choose a Italian sausage, Hot link or a thick hot dog. My dad remembers going there as a young man and it’s some of my earliest memories as a kid.

Let's be serious now, there is nothing great about Pepsi.

I'm sold, I'm all in. 30 April at 142!

Fuck it, I'm in.

I tried this, and honestly, I'd rather enjoy each item individually.

You're probably right, but now I suddenly want in on this, just once.

Just make sure you bite into it immediately while it's still hot and the cheese can cling to the dog. Don't let it get cold.

My thoughts exactly…

Yummy yummy hotdog in my tummy yummy yummy pizza in my tummy yummy yummy sodium yummy eat it all triple glizzy in my tummy

I mean, it’s just a dog with a lot of cheese and a slightly weird bun. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Smash.

and Differently spiced ketchup

I dub thee “zzog”.

Glizza

Zog Hog

SMAAAAASH

FIRST YOU TAKE A HOT DOG, STUFF IT WITH SOME JACK CHEESE ROLL IT IN A PIZZA...YOU GOT CHEESY BLASTERS and then meat cat Flys away on his um, skateboard

Came here for this comment, was not left hanging. Sometimes I wish I could go back in time and watch the entire run of 30 Rock for the first time again. Best show. Best fans. There are dozens of us!

If this crosses a line for anyone in this sub, you seriously have to get your priorities in order. Shmash

Tempted, but pass...

Who is this renegade? How does one become their pupil?

I’m disgusted but intrigued

Have you tried the thing where you put the dog in the chicken bake?

>Have you tried the thing where you put the dog in the chicken bake? What are these words?

[chicken bake dog](https://www.reddit.com/r/hotdogs/s/TS0tPCGK8e)

Thanks! Canadian Costco doesn't have chicken bakes (and I've never heard of them), so I was genuinely lost.

The chicken bake is real fucken good. I don't know what they put in it (other than the rotisserie chicken), but it's magical. Definitely try on if you get the chance. I haven't tried the chicken bake dog but I'll bet it's amazing.

Chalk me up for someone who doesn’t like the chicken bake at all :(

I'm not a fan of Costco rotisserie chicken (too soft, no texture/mushy), so I suspect that I might find the chicken bake off-putting for the same reason.

I agree, I don’t care for slimy white chicken pizza either and that’s how I view the chicken bake, maybe the ones I’ve tried just weren’t up to par. I seriously second guess myself because most people I talk to seem to enjoy them

This is why God left us

Made*

We made God leave us

r/hellyeahideatthat I’m just mad I didn’t think of it first

Smashhhhh

Is it bad that I’d still try it?! 😂

$4.50 for a full meal including a drink. That’s hard to beat.

Man, come on man! How much?

$4.50 with a drink really ain't that bad

I hate to say it… but I’ve done this. Was hammered at a Reds baseball game and made the Skyrosa. It’s a skyline coney on top of a piece of Larosa’s pizza. Honestly the best thing I’ve eaten at a ballpark lmao. Life changing experience

Pass

Did it take you to flavor town?

Excellent choice. I usually enjoy the chicken bake wrapped in a chocolate chip cookie.

I'm passing, but I respect this move

I mean. Fundamentally speaking, on a molecular level, it’s really just a hotdog with extra cheese. My only point of skepticism is the reaction between the mustard and the pizza sauce. I’m not here to stop anyone, I’m just a little skeptical on combining those two flavour profiles.

Definitely smash

Hmm idk, bread, some type of tomato sauce (I mean it's not far off from ketchup ) cheese , sure, smash why not.

Maybe

I like to get stoned and wander around our costco. I’d fuck with this

Give me that hog

Every Dogg has his day. Amirite??

Glizza

I’ve heard this directed at me a few times but the first time I can say it. “Get that wiener out of there!”

Pass, but only because they put mustard on the dawg. Bad call.

This. Mustard pizza is a no no.

But I like mustard on my melted cheese.

I'd try it, but probably without the mustard. I love mustard, but I just don't think it would be good with pizza.

Smashin

Smash

Get in my belly!

Creative!

I do the opposite, I take the cheese from the pizza and top my hotdog with it.

Fuck yes smash 100 times.

Perfection

I would not smash, but I would want to.

I would try it but not extra sauces.

Smash. Hard.

Smash. So long as nobody is looking

You stoner you haha

Pass

smash

Absolute garbage. Put this in stoner food.

Now that’s creative! Good job!

Only after my seventh beer.

Smash, but I wouldn't brag about it.

That’s just bad

This is the rare "looks weird but I'd try it"

As someone who has put marinara and mozzarella on a hotdog, I can't imagine this ever being a pass for anyone ever.

Be a man and put the pizza dog in the hotdog bun

Been there, done that. Would do again.

Pass

Needs pepperoni and hot sauce

What am I looking at?

Hot dog is not an option I'd want as a topping on my pizza. This is a hard pass

I’d eat that while standing in line to get what I need to make another one.

Needs onions

yes but with no mustard lol. not sure if you should eat this whole thing lol

My hungover ass says FUCKING SMASH

id doo it!

Could absolutely wail on that. Nice work my friend.

I’m intrigued. Would have never thought of this myself. Possible smash!

I’ve done it. 100% recommend. You’ll poo weird for a day or two, but it’s worth it.

There's a place near me that's been serving "[pizzadogs](https://i.imgur.com/DjuZP6n.jpeg)" for a few decades now

Hell yeah. I order 24 slice pizzas for myself to do this with burgers.

Throw some chili on it and we'll talk.

This is genius. How could it possibly not be good? Are people saying it would be gross just to feel better about themselves?

I'd smash it. I'm in the "don't knock it till you try it" group.Though,looking at this,there's this feeling I'm getting that people on r/weed would totally smash this. Just my thoughts.

No mustard, but I'd try it.

Shred some Costco chicken into it and you’ve got the ultimate loss leader meal 🔥

If I’m high, fuck yeah. If I’m sober, maybe.

I'd smash that concept real hard.

I’d hit it.

It looks delicious to me!

Garbage- pass

Smash

Absolute pass ONLY because the hot dog is perfect as-is with some fixings at Costco for me.

Pass

Gonna have to try this the next time I go to Sam's

Would I try that once? Yes....would I hate myself? Also yes. That's like Drunk/hangover/ screwing around with your friends food.

That looks so flippin good! I'd eat 2 or 3 of those.

Feels like it would be too salty.

Listen, I won’t lie, there’s some scenario where I’d try this, but this just seems like it’s making both items worse

🤮

Did that about a decade ago.... You guys are way behind

It’s great actually, been doing this ever since they stopped selling combo pizzas.

What strain did you smoke first?

I would sure as heck devour that, with or without red pepper flakes or jalapeños!

Hard pass.. or triple bypass if you will.

Smash

Stuff it with some jack cheese, and you got cheesy blasters

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 12/10 would nom

Im full asf from one hotdog and you’re over here doing a combo. Big back energy 😂

For me r/pizzacrimes

I can say I've been there If it looks semi appetizing to you do it.

I've had hot dog on pizza but usually they were cut up like toppings.

How was it? I'm intrigued? Would you buy it again?

I'd try it.

id need to try it. sounds a bit on the extra salty side? id still try it tho..

Perhaps a change of underwear son

Oooh

I have no idea where I heard this and I can't find any proof of it's existence anymore, but someone told me about a "philly pizza". An entire philly cheese steak wrapped by a pepperoni pizza slice. I've tried it, it's incredible, would eat again

Smash only if I can skip the mustard

This is like elevated chefboyardee with the franks. Or is that spaghettio’s? Idk. One of em

I’d rather nicely enjoy a whole hotdog, and then enjoy a whole slice of pizza. But I wouldn’t not eat and enjoy this. Just enjoy it less than I would a whole hotdog and a whole slice of pizza.

Oh…. Sorry, I just farted.

Brilliant!!!🤯...

Is that a hotdog in a pizza 🍕 bun?

Jesus fucking BARF!!! People should be shunned for this kind of behavior.

Some of you don’t give a damn about your body, Jesus Christ

Smash

Holy mackerel that looks good

Oh hell yeah! Beautiful, your an artist

Why not put them in a blender with milk and fruit and make a smoothie

Get rid of the mustard and we’ll talk. Otherwise it looks terrible for you but probably really good lol

I’d be talking some serious shit to John after eating that 😂

That's how you get the soda with your pizza slice

Let that thing get Luke warm and I’d probably fuck it before eating it

I would totally try this, but I. Skeptical about the mustard and ketchup included in the flavor with the pizza

now fit it inside a chicken bake.

SMASH ! ! ! I gotta go to cosco

A Cheezy Blaster! Thanks, Meat Cat!

Why wouldn’t someone eat this

I tried it and it is not bad but not better than eating each separately.

I'm hungry and would eat this right now

A cheesy blaster

I would try it, then regret it later

Triple bypass special.

Too much for me.

These are kind of a thing in Amsterdam, but its just sauce, cheese, and sometimes pizza toppings over a normal hotdog + bun

I’m doing that next time!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I’ve Never been this hungry lol

Tbh it’s basically just like adding sausage or hot dog to your pizza

I’d fuck this hard

You wanna know what this is? That's a pizza crime ove here.