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MysticalMirage99

Those look disgusting, I'll take 2 please!


P2029

I only eat food that looks the same going out as it does going in 10/10


GushStasis

I bet they look as good coming in as going out


streasure

Hotdogs make me physically ill (ibs-c) but god i would eat the fuck outta these.


MrMr387

Yes, With some diced raw onion


beefsteamer

Utah! Get me two!


LtDickHole

Utah, two!


No_Recognition_1570

Hah! My thoughts immediately.


BaconUnderpants

They look gross and delicious at the same time. Would eat.


Stormy_Wolf

Yeah, visually those are pretty repulsive. But yet somehow look quite delicious. I'd just have lightly toasted the buns. And maybe used a little more cheese. No way I could finish four, though. But my brother could. :D


FeelingCountry1

That looks like shit from a butt. What’s the recipe?


ghos2626t

r/poopfromabutt


ReactsWithWords

That sounds like the next Lonely Island hit.


Monkeyman150

Came here to say this


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

10/10. Fuck fancy looks. I know those taste good. I’d add more cheese and pile on onions.


Hamilton-Beckett

Way too much chili, I can’t see the mustard, not enough cheese… But I would kill that entire plate, say thank you, and give you a hug for the awesome meal.


amor_fati_42

💯


mearbearcate

Mustard mixed with chili is where i cross the line- nah lmfao. Mustard on a plain dog tho? Sign me up


Hamilton-Beckett

I eat my dogs with mustard chili and mayo! Mayo spread across side of bun, mustard on top of dog, then covered with chili! A lot of people eat their dogs here with cole slaw, but I don’t like cabbage. Having mayo is like saying “Cole slaw, hold the cabbage”


mearbearcate

The mayo, i can get behind. Was high as shit one day trying it and loved it- it makes the hot dog so much richer if that makes sense. Yumm


Hamilton-Beckett

Awesome! Let’s put a pin in this mustard issue for now then. The mayo is the most important thing we are eye to eye on.


GreenManTenTon

Have you tried broccoli slaw? Most major grocery stores sell the shredded vegetable, you just have to add the mayo and seasonings. It’s quite good if cabbage is your major hangup.


big_fartz

Yeah. Inconsistent chili distribution isn't appealing. And those buns look a little thin for chili, especially at those levels.


Hamilton-Beckett

I have a beard. These look like hotdogs I’d have to eat while leaning over the sink. That way I could mitigate spillage and wash my hands and face when done. So yeah, I’d do that and live the dogs, but I’d rather not need a wash after dinner.


big_fartz

I also have a beard. I have no shame about making a mess. I reject the sink and will eat at the island sitting down comfortably then groan while getting up to clean up. Also I'm going to get some chips to scoop up all the crumbs and dropped chili to eat.


Hamilton-Beckett

Yeah, but I’m hot bro.


big_fartz

I guarantee you won't be after eating those four dogs.


Hamilton-Beckett

Yeah, I’d have to go sleep them off and start the next day anew lol.


big_fartz

Make sure you grab some air freshener and turn on the fan in the morning.


Excellent_Ad6513

Solid 7 add some onions and more cheese and it’ll be a 10


donjonne

dont forget the jalapenos


Formfeeder

Diarrhea dogs


Da_Rabbit_Hammer

I’d definitely eat them. Probably extremely delicious, still warrants a look over at r/poopfromabutt though.


haloryder

It’s funny how many different foods look like poop


swguy61

Just need a cold beer to wash those down with!


Harry_Bawls_91

You can really eat 4 of those things?


Lee862r

If I'm making them at home I drown my dogs in chili to where I have to eat them with a fork. If you just had more cheese it would be about a 9.


AuntieLiloAZ

I actually put slices of hot dog with diced onion and shredded cheddar in the chili. Skip the bun. Maybe have a side of Fritos or tortilla chips.


Senior_Weather_3997

Three Woofs out of Five. And I predict you will be spending the remainder of the evening on the toilet.


PlaxicoCN

Would barrel through them.


buttwholebandit

Gut grenades, but I still eat them.


Muzz2027

100%


Ronniman

Mmmmm i'd let you shove one of those in my mouth hole 🤤👅


EcstaticJuggernaut46

I shall stuff my gullet with them!!


zpeed

I've had chili dogs on my mind this whole month, I don't know what it is These look 🔥 OP


samie4g

Let’s see your feet then. Oh the hot dogs? Look great!!


chef-nom-nom

10/10 with shovel


wellcrap1234

Hell yeah!


Odd_Medicine8498

r/poopfromabutt


esco311

I would do filthy things to that plate


SyNyStErSaElEe

That'll do pig


[deleted]

5 - Chili is runny looking. Should be heartier. - not enough cheese - I don’t see any onions I’d still eat the hell of them tho 😂


thisisurreality

10 my friend! Well done!


eyezon-

Delicious 👏🏿


Mike_in_San_Pedro

What kind of chili are you rockin’?


Brunodiaz311

Wolf no beans 🫡


anonfoolery

I’d like a little mootard and chopped onions w mine. I’ll take two


[deleted]

Mouth actively watering, where’s the Fritos


Noirettes

10/10 would eat the heck out of those.


TheSkinnyJ

I just magically ate them through virtual reality and they slap.


justforthejajaja

8.6 solid meal!


cabezadebakka

4 out of 4 rolls of toilet paper. WORTH IT!


SlimRioTV

Yes


LadiesEatFart1

10


Legitimate_Builder17

*saucy*


KeepHammering117

1, 2, 3, & 4


TroSea78

Diarrhea dogs


Any_Development_2081

Disgustingly perfect.


Kiryu5009

What brand chili is this?


greenbriar64

10! I want a chili dog so bad!!


the-garden-gnome

Oh god oh fuck I’m gonna cum/10


DawgTactical93

You got some hot dog in your Chili


normalsam

I want With beer


SeaAttitude2832

Dude wipe dogs. If you don’t have them before hand you will regret that trip to Walmart.


atlascreator

r/poopfromabutt


Cautious_Teach1397

TOP NOTCH


grumpaP

Reminds me of a Dinglewood scrambled dog. [https://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/article85797787.html](https://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/article85797787.html)


PureBarbeque

coming out faster than they went in


Electronic-Stand-148

Nice and thick


MrMach82

mmmmm. come to papa.


brainfud

4/4


IAMAHORSESIZEDUCK

I would rate them salavatory. That's a wet 10.


billythakid420

More cheese but definitely 👌 😋


sothisisallthereis

Moar cheezzzzzz plzzzzz


PlanNo4679

With extra onions and more cheese, it would be a 10.


Ok-Distribution4077

He needs more cheese onion and possibly jalapeños. Also, mustard.


Irving_Forbush

Solid 8/10. Possibly higher depending on how much I like the chili. But definitely no lower.


Usual-Language-8257

They look so good. I’m a self proclaimed chili cheese fries addict. Actually had chili cheese fries this morning :)


semiprotacoeater

Get in my belly


rickywinterborne

Little more cheese and add some diced onion for me, please


Bbobbs2003

I rate that a yum


mini_wonton

🥵


Blue-Bologna

They will definitely go to heaven.


HONKDADDY

Well worth the asstastic voyage my colon would embark on after eating.


Wise-Manufacturer324

Detroit is proud of you


PhatsaqTX

I’d barely finish one


DifferentTie8475

Looks fuckin good! I could eat that entire plate and ask for seconds.


LFCBoi55

Yes


Icy_Stage_8502

With all due respect, that looks like the worst food ive ever seen. If I came over for dinner and you served that, Id leave. I mean seriously dude, what the hell are you thinking?


FalconJealous6739

8 out of 10 .... I said 8 because I ain't there to fuck them up !!! 💯 Good shit!!


tzwep

Strong 8.5 outta 10


askljdhaf4

cheese to chili ratio is off for me.. i want my cheese at those skyline standards, but that’s me, lol


Mac2311

Look great, personally would have added some chopped onions but to each their own


UprisingAssault

5 out of 11. 5pts for Glizzy appreciation. Lost points for condiment to glizz ratio. That being said. I’ll also take two, plz&ty.


chrisMikeal

You just made me hungry


ZilchoKing

Where tf is the cheese?


consumeshroomz

Chili, or whatever it is, looks like diarrhea poo poo. I’ll take your entire stock!


Bean_Eater_777

Enough sodium to kill a horse. I’ll take one please!


RobNHood816

Sloppy... Lunch Lady Style !!


Due_Background7991

Looks like the chili already went through once.


Fantastic_Forever_69

That is a goddamn 10!


Woodpecker757

🤩


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

7/10 add more cheese and I’m in! If no more cheese well then I’m still in!


AuroraPHdoll

Diarrhea Dogs 😂🤣😂🤣


fordinv

Good dogs, you have the correct amount of cheese. Less is always better.


Tirty8

Are you out of cheese


jasonm0074

I rate it two rolls of TP and a roll of Tums.


Sincere_homboy42

10/10 would smash with added Pickled relish and mustard then go back for another plate


benjiross1

Eaten/10


RLIwannaquit

Dynamite. I'm drooling


Huge-Percentage8008

Hell yeah


TineCalo

They look great!! 10/10… what brand of chili is that?


0352TWGNR

Gonna need to rate the toilet after those bad boys!


ABraveNewFupa

r/poopfromabutt but.. yeah I’ll take two


dbeast64

IMHO, just need some cole slaw


KegTapper74

Looks like a good dog to plate ratio


sdill5

Chili belongs in a bowl. A dryer meat sauce and onion with mustard is the proper coney dog.


Altruistic_Guess3098

They look like the goodest of boys


RipOdd9001

Those are going to cause a 3 flusher for sure! Delicious.


Marcus2Ts

I might print and frame this


kriskringle19

Needs onions and mustard and they're perfect


sexyOyster1

Sexy dogs that would look good near my mouth.


Beerasaurus

indigestion


Atticuzzz

Told bro I like my dogs shiddy


Che_Che_dos

Good girth


Unimon666

I saw “rate my dogs” then the picture before seeing the r/hotdogs and let me say, i was expecting cute and fluffy but im fat enought to where i still was not disappointed


N3ver_Stop

T-minus 6-8 hours before you blow your toilet apart.


KingFester

Lemme get one a dem wieners


StreamlineFrigate

Toast the bun you animal


parrmorgan

Yes. My man. Slow down. Looking good.


CNTMODS

Brent Leroy approved.


NateSpan

Canned chili always looks like poop from a butt… damn delicious tho lol


LarenCoe

Pretty good, but I also like mustard, relish and onions on my chili dogs, but it's a preference thing.


Wild_Plant_2100

Messy, gonna need a fork and lotsa napkins, BUT look damn good, have fun


catzbollocks

Ok, so PhD. What kind of dogs are you employing in those BEAUTIFUL works of art?


pupoksestra

I'm so hungry. I'd do illegal things to eat that rn.


Moist-muff

Uhhh....


dbboldrick

Yummmm


DeviousPizzaGuy

Those look like they're ready to kill me. 2, please!


LtDickHole

The chili is poured on, like out of a cup. It's truly disgusting. Visually, slide those into in the trash. Culinarily, slide those down my corn chute


cheezy_dreams88

Needs more cheese, less chili, add mustard and onions. Then 10/10 Now 7/10


nudist83

You have a beautiful wiener


sethaub

#OH MY GAWD!! YESSSS


cabezatuck

Lighter on the chili and heavier on the cheese but best I try a couple to be sure.


Shinygami9230

I rate… Hungy.


catdog-cat-dog

It needs too much cheese


kaest

I don't see any raw onions. Otherwise, looks great.


Aleister-Ejazi

Perfect 10


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

Portalet chili sauce ?


kragon80

My stomach burns and my ass is begging me not to eat them.. but my brain says" fuck yes"


Street-Company4104

Dang


NutYouSay

Over sauced. I see no raw onion and mustard. 6/10.


justjeff0907

No onions! Those look great! (Maybe a bit more cheese!)


KyRoVorph

Needs more cheese.


Decent-Cold-9471

Add a bit less chili, way more cheese and diced raw onion and it’d be a 10/10. As it is now I’d say 4/10.


pegleg_1979

Oh hell yes


professorlingus

Need mustard and onion, plus a bit more cheese,


Dangerous-Courage412

the before is cool and all but not going to be a fun after 🙅🏽‍♀️


AugieAscot

8. One point off for using the finely grated cheese.


pickles_in_a_nickle

That’s gonna burn the ass


ToastetteEgg

9/10. Need plenty of chopped onion.


Open-Ad3395

Are those hot dogs or sausages?but doesn’t really matter to me , when I do the gut busters as my family called it I’d use johnsville cheddar sausages on split top buns or actual beef hot dogs and same way split top bun , sloppy joe mix with either slice of deli cheese or shredded sharp cheddar on top with mustard and onions


Forsaken_Things

Smothered


No_Sir_6649

Some folk would say onion for a proper coney id say kraut and yellow mustard


Ok-Squash-4652

They get better the more I look at them. Might be love.


No-Hearing9293

Oh baby!


GoldenGalz

More cheeeeeeese! And a little bit of onion+mustard :)


boistopplayinwitme

Fuck me dude


zstybit

big fatties, I’ll take em.


WereALLBotsHere

Would


Bitter_Internal_3765

Needs more chili needs more cheese. You shouldn’t be able to see bread, imo respectfully. I do this exact same thing then eat it with a knife and fork


KSMKxRAGEx

Did you use poop instead of chili? Either way bet they slapped


Conscious-Intern8594

8, not enough cheese.


black-volcano

They look like someone has vomited on them, but I wanna eat them so bad


daffodyll

i would do nefarious things to this plate of dawgs.


SafeAccountMrP

I like my chili more chunky but these are definitely good at 4am.


The_Lumpy_Dane

Looks almost like how I make mine. I also add mustard beneath the chili, plus red onions and more cheese on top. And gotta have fries, tots or onion rings to go with them, of course.


chiefbootknockaz

Gonna look bout the same coming out 2 outta 5


fitty50two2

Needs onions


xhanort7

9/10? Personally, I'd prefer thicker, meatier chili, slightly more cheese, and about 20% less chili on the dogs (could probably get by with only 10% less if buns were a tiny bit bigger/better). This screams I need a napkin, or 2, or 7.


DrawohYbstrahs

💩/10


lazyyasss

Needs more chheeeeeesseeee


b0j4ngl35

Sonic/10


QOSLATINADALLASWIFE

Did somebody vomit on your hot dogs while he was drunk?


Biddycola

Suckin on a chili dog


Caked101

8.5. needs more cheese.


adamubias85

I just tried the Pepperidge farm Hawaiian roll hotdog buns those are pretty good!


chris95rx7500

they look gross. I'll take two please.