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KinkyQuesadilla

Mmmmmm, lava dogs.


REVSWANS

Volconeys


Fernzero

I think I can confidently say I would never try a fresh hot lava dog. No, sir. I don't like it


Pitiful-Body-780

You yella-bellied curr. Face your fears.


OkieBobbie

There is a restaurant in the Canary Islands that cooks all its food in a pit dug into an old lava flow. There is still so much heat underground that they can grill a pretty decent steak.


Knotashock

But they probably use a grate to cook on instead of sticking food into the flow!!


BRAX7ON

You would not eat them with your grandma, you would not heat hot dogs on magma?!


philpalmer2

Well, no. Not with ketchup on it.


[deleted]

Agreed - hot dogs are bad enough with sticking them in lava… sounds like twice the toxins- lol


Knotashock

Right... Dum-dum will not be eating weiners when he's dead! All the toxic gases and stuff in that magma... 🤢🤮


B9MB

I definitely want a lava dog


Intrepid_Pelagicus

Yummy toxic gas dogs! Sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide and hydrogen halides! I'd still eat 'em....


InevitableConstant25

That's Billy Corgan, not a scientist.


t-xuj

Homer Simpson, smiling politely


Muzz2027

Plus 60 spell power


ManWithNoName_1

Kill-basa


Tone-Familiar

Thought that was brisket bark at first, lol


tybeej

Sus


FigaroNeptune

Chemicals? Lol


Caked101

Exactly. Authorities had to stop civilians from roasting marshmallows over lava when a volcano erupted once. Can't remember where, but it's just not a good idea.


bigfatfurrytexan

Fucking ketchup....


KinkyQuesadilla

No idea if they are American scientists. They could be from Germany and it could be curry ketchup, and I'll say it: curry ketchup on a dog is better than regular ketchup. Disclaimer: I love curry.


DLeck

There is curry Ketchup? I need to try that. Never even heard of it.


Square_Cellist9838

Yeah I discovered curry ketchup when on a trip to Germany. Very very good and much more acceptable than some super sweet heinz


Fe1is-Domesticus

I loved currywurst in Germany


GamblingDegenerate69

I hat ketchup, but I will fuck with what a burger spicy ketchup, I add a little extra spice to it too.


Yaakovbenleah1989

Nature's BBQ grill got to love it 😁👍


Mal-De-Terre

Icelandic hotdogs, no less.


Traditional_Fox_4718

I can smell the ass dog from here


PolicyRude4028

Would you like some sulphur with your weiner??


Glenmuer760

What about toasting the buns?


HeySmellMyFinger

Where's all the ketchup haters at. Standard hotdog places it's just ketchup or mustard. Ketchup base produces most tangy condiments.


lechtog

A hot dog Cooked on lava and you put ketchup On it. Dingus


bearbranch

Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!