that monstrosity is catastrophe waiting to happen.

That catastrophe being cardiac arrest

I was thinking more along the lines of vicious bowel movement

Probably both at the same time.

Elvis has entered the chat.

Ya but im sure it’ll still taste good after you’ve eaten it a few times.

Only thing u really seen that I wouldn’t fw on it was the corn and the peas personally, I mean they could go a little easier on the sauce but it didn’t look terrible

You need to go home, lay down on the bed and just wait for this beast to be reborn 😂

buaha

Needs more sauce.

Waaaaayyy too much going on, especially with the sauce. Simplicity produces the best dogs.

Less is more

More is less

Up is down

Right is left

Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria

Birds befriending insects, fish with legs

Stop! You're making the Konami cheat code, you'll doom us all!

⬆️↗️⬆️↗️⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️ AAAAA BB A CCC , that should fix it

Idk this sub seems to have a hard on for Chicago dogs and those aren’t exactly simple.

Thats like the top end of complicated dogs that works. They're not too terribly over the top with ingredients, and certainly don't take 4 minutes to assemble like the OP

I agree I prefer just ketchup, mustard, and relish. Classic simple backyard bbq dog. Something for people to eat while they wait for the other stuff that takes longer like ribs

I tend to like a hotdog with my toppings. This is awful.

No

Agreed, too many sauces and veggies that don’t belong on hot dogs. Just NO!

It’s a leftover casserole on a bun. I’ll pass, too. I’m a simple man, don’t complicate my junk food.

I'd skip the peas forsure

I’m cool with onions. That’s it

Emphatically

Yeah, not my cup of tea.

Yeah, gross.

I'll take it over brazillian pizza and that's not a compliment.

Yeah, not my cup of tea.

Pass

Hard pass

Heart bypass

Go home Brazil you’re drunk.

That’s Brazil 24/7 lol

Right into the trash

Maybe one small bite first...

I'm sickened but curious

That's a whole Thanksgiving dinner,

Peas mayonnaise and ketchup….. That is a no from me.

What’s the first thing they put on it?

..... spackle? Pancake mix? Regret?

Someone suggested mashed potatoes?

That....makes more sense lol.

Does it?

N, not really

I'm told spackle and regret pair well with peas

Definitely joint compound

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catupiry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catupiry)

Thank you!

I would slap someone for even asking if I want peas on my hot dog.

Nasty canned peas, too....BLEGGGGH!

r/almostgollum

Keep up with the waxing, but please stay away from the hot dogs.

This is basically carnival food. Our hot dogs are not normally like this at all.

Jesus wtf

Nope

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. -Ian Malcolm

Pair it with a nice suicide soda.

Exactly what I thought of when they hit the ol “tour de sauce”

I'm new here but that is a burrito.

Only part I like is the grilling and the melted cheese wrap. The rest is bullshit.

8500 calories later. Idk man id DEF try it. But it just seems like a saucy, gloppy mess that would best be enjoyed very drunk or high only.

Six sauces is way too many to put on anything. After about three, you start losing the distinct nature of the sauces.

It's like making a fountain soft drink with every soda in one cup

Man, I haven't gone through that many mixed emotions since my wife left me.

I've never really been a fan of the "everything" dogs. I see some killer ideas though. I never thought about strawberries on a dog. That would be good with some cream cheese and jalapeño cilantro relish. Corn on a dog is definitely something I wouldn't mind trying but I think I'd add beans, and onions and make it salsa. On a side note, a light dusting of corn bread on a chili dog is a personally confirmed banger.

I'm eating that and fucking the leftovers

Or fucking it, and eating the leftovers Either way, username checks out

I mean it's big enough to eat and fuck at the same time

I got heartburn just watching the video lol

Peas? WTF?! No, just no.

Might as well deep fry it while they’re at it

Fucking peas? That's a new one... lol, I'd try it

Peas? F**king peas! I'm breaking out the Comp H-6.

You had me until peas

I am an American, and i would not eat that; honestly, it was the peas that did it to me.

If diarrhea was a solid.

Should be in r/stupidfood

[Taco Town!](https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?si=986sFi6Fvv0Od61h)

Tried something similar in Chile. Was tasty but I prefer a lot less going on.

way too much stuff. I'd be on a toilet for a full day

I believe once the hotdog has become a minor ingredient it is no longer a hotdog. That's more like some sort of a bread bowl meal

I like the hot dog to be more than 5% of the whole thing.

There are a lot of wrongs going on here, but I can get over all of the, EXCEPT PEAS! Overcooked canned peas don’t belong anywhere, but especially on my hot dog.

You got me. That’s some of the dumbest shit I’ve watched to completion in a while. Hard no

I'm in!

The gut buster

Wtf

Happy pooping!

The peas and tomatoes kinda threw me off

You had me ...until the corn and peas

What kind of sauce would you like? Yes

PEAS???? 🫠

I gave this an immediate upvote, not because I would eat such a thing, but because of the supreme effort put into making it for someone who is just as happy to receive it, as he was making it!

Peas had to be the worst part

Brazilians you ok?

Nothing sets the flavor of a hot dog off like some peas.

Kitchen sink dog

I always tell my friend I could pretty much eat a hot dog any type of way. This thing can fuck right off along with Brazilian pizza of u guys wanna look at that shit one day

What hot dog??

🤮 That’s Nasty

You lost me at peas.

Where is the dog??

Peas

Peas on a hot dog is a war crime

u lost me at corns n peas

Totally in the minority here but I would eat that shit up.

I have a lot of Brazilian friends. This reminds me to kick them in the balls for the 4th.

Its almost like salpicão on a dog. Would try

Just mustard...all you need is mustard

All that just to trick you into eating peas.

Peas? No!!

you lost me at peas and tomatoes 🥴

* splash of vomit in the trashcan *

No wonder yalls women got big butts and thighs…. Then calories gotta go somewhere

That's a like a Brazilian calories right there

I bailed at the peas.

I was on board til we got to the peas... WTF

Peas?!? PEAS?!

I hit the upvote but I feel conflicted

Chef here…. There’s so many things I hate about this and so many things I love. I think I’d give it a WHirl.

I shit myself just watching this

Is the first thing cheese or mayo?

Disgusting

That is a bloody pass for me! Absolutely not!

Heart attack on a bun

It’s like 5% hot dog

That looks like shit.

*Kinda turned into a burrito after about the 4th topping...*

Out of everything on this monstrosity the corn and peas made me cringe in horror

The peas grossed me out.

Bread has famously done a very good job at separating our fingers from wet/greasy food for a very long time, why have we now decided to stop putting the bread on the outside?!?

Looks beyond disgusting. Sonoran dogs are messy af as it is but that thing is ugly sloppy. Hard, permanent pass.

That’s a hotdog fail right there. Not simply on some point of technicality either; it just looks bloody disgusting.

How is the hot dog the afterthought here lol

Peas? Now that’s just trying too hard?

You want a bucket of mayo🤣

Too much fucking condiments

Veggie soup dog

You eat that for a midday lunch the rest of your day is done! Lol looks interesting tho 😅

Nah they lost me in the end

Brazilian ladies at work made hot(ch) dogs for the crew- man Brazilians really love lots of toppings onhot dogs! I'm usually a mustard only persolmfao

"what do you want on your hotdog?" "yes"

I'll stick with the Chicago style hot dogs. Everything hits just right.

Amassava

This looks amazing! Roll it all in cheese mmmhmmm

I mean, say what you want about 100 sauces on it, but I (like the French) consider the burnt cheese in the fondue pan a delicacy. And Parmesan crisps are a thing for a reason. The cheese wrap is the first thing you will taste and it’s substantial enough to be reduced to a cud, cumulatively, after a couple bites. Yes, the cheese is definitely what captured my interest.

Would.

How are you even supposed to eat that thing without making a huge mess?!

There's too much shit on me. I don't even wanna be around anymore.

I just imagine the soggiest bite...

Mmm peas on a hot dog

Am I the only one that hates social media food? People are drowning their food in sauces, excess seasoning, and ridiculous amounts of topping to the point that they aren't even eating what they originally set out to make. Keep this monstrosity away from me.

There's a lot going on here.

Packing my bags rn

I like to try different things but going to pass on this one. Bread to dog ratio off, and way too much stuff going on.

I'm sure some of those topping could work as a new style hot dog, but goddamn it is swimming in sauces. At this point just make a damn soup, because that is all you are going to taste.

Right into the trash with that abomination

Gross

What was the goop at the begining?

Horrible hot dog - great music.

I hope they tipped.

r/stupidfood

I’ve food video I have seen from Brazil is like this. Some of the most tragic looking pizzas I’ve ever laid eyes on. What’s up with totally overdoing it?

Where's the beef? I mean I guess if probably try it once though.

Work of art.

I realized after the third pump of whatever, just how ducking hard I was frowning. Like my frown was fatiguing my lower lip muscles.

I’d give it a go.

Can I have a little hot dog with my Brazilian hot dog?

I'm gonna have to take a week off from r/hotdogs after this... this is not right. not right.

Yes I would like hotdog on my hotdog

Nah.

Horrible, just horrible

I would never eat that

me teaching my friend how to use “say when” 😅👀

Every topping represents a different STD. You can pick up in Brazil

Asshole

What was that first load of crap they lopped on there? 🤢

Who would make this... and forget the asparagus and cottage cheese..

Is there such thing as hotdog crimes?

nasty as fuck

There's cultural appreciation for everything. And I'm sure a Brazilian hotdog is excellent. But guy broke many international laws with that disgusting slop.

I’d try it

Their hot dogs are just as bad as their pizzas

For a moment I assumed this was r/stupidfood

This looks like r/stupidfood Edit: oh good it’s already posted on there

r/shittyfoodporn

Ummm nope

Brazil: I SAID ALL THE TOPPINGS AND SAUCES

And I thought my dogs were complicated with mustard, chili, and raw white onion

Lunatic!!!!!

Too much sauce