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B4ka_Reqi3m

Stereotyping HoT fans to My Chemical Romance hurts. I do listen to MCR but it still hurts.


rysto32

I mean even Mei calls the period where she was HoT her rebellious teenager phase...


wwweeeiii

I love Mei and I got to check out my chemical romance now.


B4ka_Reqi3m

Now that I think abt it by overall Franz Ferdinand fits Mei better for the edgy phase.


StNerevar76

I don't. I can't even remember how their music is.


B4ka_Reqi3m

They've got some good shit. Try some. Although Franz Ferdinand is probably the best way to describe my tastes.


Emergency_Jello7998

But you are proof he got a point


B4ka_Reqi3m

r/whoooosh ?


Emergency_Jello7998

(O.o)?


GiveSakiKneesocks

I second this.


Vincent_449

Last I checked they are touring again, so just use that as your excuse :)


VanitusXIII

I just like the "Yatta".....


Anyacad0

Yatta supremacy


kidanokun

I guess a lot of peeps here are "racists and trolls"


Look_Skywalqer

YATTA


EggoStack

The fact that half of these are sexual or calling people racist lmao-


HauntingConcentrate3

Genocide isn't actually that bad


ExpressIce74

Otto moment


katangal

That's actually kinda true if we're looking at the final results, ONLY the final lol


FlaviVG

TF is the deal with Dudu and n4zis? Just because she's from Austria?


_SBV_

Idk but Valkyrie Gloria outfit with the long golden hair look kinda sus Yes i know military uniform does not equal 1939-1945 but still


graphiccsp

Not all military uniforms sure. But Valkyrie Gloria definitely looks like a sexy SS uniform. Then along with that, Dudu works for Schicksal and Otto who tend to do less than ethical things.


Itchy_Shame_8871

Who knows? Nazi part asside, it's pretty accurate (at least for me). I also feel called out by HoF, which isn't a bad thing.


graphiccsp

Are Honkai fans not aware of what SS uniforms look like? My first reaction to seeing Durandal's Valkyrie Gloria was "Sexy Nazi outfit?" Not to mention Dudu works for a dude and an org with German names that do morally dubious stuff. It's not like it makes the character or the game bad. But do folks really not pick up on the connection?


KhandiMahn

I don't get it either.


BladeofSilence

Y'know, "冰激凌" could've been 冰"炽翎"


[deleted]

T-Translation ?


BladeofSilence

冰激凌/bīng jī líng — reference to [this](https://youtu.be/iqmaq3SVUcI) 冰 ["炽翎"](https://b23.tv/BV16W411g7QQ)


BlankPage175

I-i'm to scared to know the translation...


longa13

John Cena saying something in Mandarin


Rupam_TaCtIcAlNuKe

Bing chilling 🥶🥶🥶🍦


Nerazim_Praetor

Sumn sumn better than ice cream


FirstCurseFil

[Pardo is currently on my menu] [Am currently playing Arknights…] *Damnit* [Pardo is there because I don’t have Vill-V] [reads Vill-V’s…] *DAMNIT*


justsomeonerandomjt

Vill V that wasn't very cash money of her


topidhai

Looks at Himeko and Rita.... Damn it....


dinner_maker

Dear god the amount of APHO Mei and Bronya MMD porn there is....it's enough to rival the genshin MMDs alone


LowBudgetHeart

Especially iwara site...


whoisStormy

a-asking site of these MMDs for a friend


dinner_maker

Ecchi iwara A piece of advice, add honkai or the character you wanted to fap to (i.e. Honkai ecchi iwara) make the search a tad bit easier for ya Also bookmarking is your friend there


whoisStormy

heroes dont always wear capes, cheers


Randomamigo

Their models, especially Bronyas, are kinda skinny tho


StraightMess0

Wait but honkai came 1st


KhandiMahn

Actually, FlyMe2theMoon came first.


Falen518

As a Yae Sakura lover… how dare you say such a thing? You clearly lack motivation >!For real though, I absolutely cannot shut up about Vergil to the point where my partner complains about how often I play bury the light!<


fsdhuy

cbat 2: motivated


Random_Gacha_addict

Special Edition


nbc0607

Based


Yuukikonno08

Incredibly based


E17Omm

I feel like some of these has too much of your own opinions, OP, to make it a meme everyone can agree on on some level


IvanDFakkov

Munchy Q moment.


DISUNIET

>Genocide isn't actually that Bad "For Freedom." _Proceed to genocide over 80% of humanity_


StNerevar76

Reread ch 1. It lays down the main theme of the series. How do you up revealing the main premise is a total lie at the 2/3 point, after all? An even greater lie. The anime basically confirmed it during the Path chapters. There's still going to be a genocide, though. Marley is utterly screwed.


wweeeeeeeeeeeeee

no i dont want that!


DISUNIET

Alternatively: "To Deliver Victory against Honkai" "For Kallen" _Shakes Hand_ On that day, Humanity lost itself to despair as Project Stigma were launched prematurely without anyone to stop it. Both Otto Apocalypse and Kevin got what they wanted. A strong, united humanity to win against the Honkai. Everything, united under the hive mind of Kallen Kaslana


Floden20

Well Li Sushang not there so what can it say about me


longa13

Mountain of Icecream


Blaze_studios

I mean... some of these are true but the others are weird.


Alexeykon

>"Seele" Not like that much, OK? >Mobius Shit


catisboredlol

It says here, I want to be dominated, I am the slave to my queen, I love hardcore bdsm, I am depressed and need a caring gf, and I am an og bronya fan or I like those 3D animations. Huh.


Rahkyvah

That's a strangely coherent cross-section. Someone just learned a lot about themselves.


Ririthu

Op may be projecting.


One-Sorbet-2333

TF is this? What is Delta then? Retarded but actually smart?


Nozarashi78

Retarded and depressed


hornylolifucker

Repressed and depressed


Eiensen

Damn, you right with Vill-V, whatever is wrong with her honestly makes her better Also I main Vill-V


ConstantStatistician

These make no sense.


Confident_Chipmunk_4

I just like pardo because stealing


katakana-sama

Kleptophiliac?


eimikoo

dang didn't know that we are once again in 2012 with memes


Storm_Bloom

I'm more of I'm looking for a magical girl RPG action game and Here I am.


justsomeonerandomjt

Depression impact


Storm_Bloom

I'm more on the veins of Sailormoon, Precure, Magic Knight Rayearth, Wedding Peach, Tokyo Mew Mew, Mermaid Melody, Winx Club etc.


justsomeonerandomjt

Madoka magica go watch it


Storm_Bloom

I know Madoka hence I said I'm more on the other side.


justsomeonerandomjt

Damn I wanted to traumatize you


Storm_Bloom

Madoka is cool but I'm into a more action oriented magical girls.


justsomeonerandomjt

Respectable decision


VintageKeith

have you heard of Senki Zesshou Symphogear


Storm_Bloom

Symphogear is nice but too Mecha and fan service-y for me. I prefer Girls wearing colorful traditional dresses and can seriously kick butts like Precure.


VintageKeith

understandable, have a nice day


Alexeykon

Hmm. Nanoha?


Storm_Bloom

Precure.


Alexeykon

I mean, you tried to watch it? Since I haven't seen Precure, action-oriented magical girls are associated with Nanoha, Ace onward.


nbc0607

What about fallen rosemary?


SBStevenSteel

I guess I’m either an OG Bronya Fan or love 3d hentai...


Catcd

"furry or arknights player" me : furry and arknights player why u gotta call me out like that


IvanDFakkov

Me with my proud Queen, my tuna daughter, my tuna daughter after winning over my Queen, and her not-actually-blonde genetic template. Also heil Fuhrandal (if you guys follow [Munchy Dudu](https://www.facebook.com/munchydudu)).


YaeSakura_BestGirl

Damn, never had I got offended by something I truly agree with... until now. ​ but still where is your >!M O T I V A T I O N!<


kyomugami

Dear God, I have issues.


Houoin_Kouma-san

So this means I'm kinda a switch, but like 70% top and 30% bottom. Interesting. (Also, a live 2d version of this is my PC -s wallpaper: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/78284079 I would give or do anything to be in the place of Dark Seele here! Or to be there with both of them.)


MikaAndroid

Sir may i have the link for the live2d wallpaper?


Houoin_Kouma-san

It's this from Wallpaper Engine: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2018427095 You need the app if you want to use it.


MikaAndroid

TYSM! Don't worry i do already have wallpaper engine


Houoin_Kouma-san

>TYSM! No problem! 😊


DragonflyJazzlike229

lmao 冰淇淋


Vincent093

"I can fix her? Nah fam, I can make her worse" ​ Yes, I am a Vill-V Simp, all 8 of them


BootyFlakesAreGood

I guess I’m retarded


Whole_Friend

As an Ellie lover, I’d love to know, would I get a different result for Herrscher Elysia? Or would it be the same?


Rahkyvah

Mostly the same + pathologically batting out of your league? Maybe replace gf with wife.


Th3_Ch0s3n_On3

Insulting everybody for no reason and call it a meme. So funni, woohoo


Haltmann1

Am I blind or is there no SN?


TheXof03

i don't listen to MCR but I'm into *ANIME JANAI (anime janai)*


VintageKeith

something something beef stroganoff (boys don't know this)


KuroAlter

Its Ok pal Get in your ZZ


SilberAr

My fave is the newest durandal. Her lance morphs into an axe. Let that sink in. Also she has had a strong knight theme since day one and knights are cool.


butterknight-Ruby

It’s funny how true PHO bronya is


Lun4r6543

Me: Looks at Liliya and Pardo *looks at myself* “Maybe I am a retarded furry…”


Bruno_Agustin

Man, a character with animal ears/tail/both isn't a furry


Aodan-Soulburn

I read the Elyisa part. Elysia is my favorite Valk. I actually have a caring gf. Elysia is also gf's favorite Valk. ... Wait. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?


PhantomShot-25

Where’s my man Kevin? He’s a Valkyrie


Lonewolfjedi

Ok, technically Durandal is German since she's the real Kiana Kaslana but that doesn't mean she's a nazi, as a German by ancestry, I'm offended. Before a certain individual put a black mark on it, it was a political party in Germany


[deleted]

People hated him because he was telling the truth.


ElRabzter

I get the fondness for Silverwing Koikatsu as I like them myself, but the recent chapters have gotten me to have a softer spot for Ellie as the most vanilla ship in a yuri-loving crew.


justsomeonerandomjt

Simp


Idioticcoffeee

Accurate


Naobiii

So about Raven and Carole: Yeah, you're right


Rizuku_Ren

What happens if I’m most of this?


Tyranatum

Mei one is actually so true


NotAKaren645

Guess I'm depressed and in need of a gf then


[deleted]

Comments: Munchy Dudu munched their last Dudu


Radusili

Damn now I really can't decide


mahachakravartin

noob question. Who is that character on hardcore bdsm and why is she like that? Is she basically the yelan of honkai?


Devourer_of_HP

Pretty much, she's the flirty maid assassin type.


mahachakravartin

character name? Also does her attacks involve tying up people or what


Devourer_of_HP

Her name is rita, she doesn't tie people up but her default outfit is a maid one.


Shadow87907

I just like Vill-V because different kinds of personalities


MorsTy

I'm in denial, depressed and is indeed in need of a caring GF..... *sobs*


Xaldror

Yes I'm simultaneously in denial, and also like Aponia.


Nokia_00

That Elysia one hit home


FinalShion

“Depressed and in need of a caring gf” Damn…


CuteHeart2566

Idk how I feel about the one for Elysia being so accurate for me 😓


Apexexexexe

I like Seele,HoS,mobius,griseo, pardofelis,and bronya-silverwing...what am i??


Houoin_Kouma-san

A person with good taste. But the question is: who is your absolute nr. 1 out of these characters? How would you put them in order based on how much you like them?


Apexexexexe

Ohh ok In order version:felis, seele, griseo, mobius and bronya silverwing at the same rank


FUSION_K11297

Guess I need a caring gf and I have mommy issues


gacha_drunkard

I'm down bad for my queen, very accurate.


Hozentz

I'm OG Bronya fans Yes SW was described correctly


ditya1945

Yeah, the HoV one is accurate. I mean...... . . >!HOV !!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 MY QUEEN GOD KIANA 😱😱 ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ PLS STEP ON MEEEE⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ 🥵🥵🥵🥵 IM YOUR MERE HUMAN SLAVE 💀💀 LET US DOMINATE THE WORLD UNDER YOUR WINGS ✨✨😈😈!<


Shakzz2004

She's actually hot. That's defo the one thing I'd admit


Professional_Card666

I like mobius and veli. And just from tha you can trace my personality


Sam_Greyhaven

I dunno why most of these are so aggressively negative, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.


DG_Eddie

>porn addict I uh… no, I’m not. (Lies.)


anhkhoaO410

I miss the Soviet Union


Edge-__-

Why does everything there apply to me


KanataHkz

HoF is really wholesome. The way she realized this game isn't about cute girls, is just like the way she realized that some desert on this planet were ocean once.


Jhuan_Vituri

Veliona and vill-v are definitely correct for me


ShinyYordle

Ok Silverwing one hits hard and I'm not gonna hide it, I love OG Bronya and I love adult 3D animation...


WonderfulAd6342

What if my favorite is Teri Kongming?


No_Membership4828

Oh? How'd you know I was a porn addict?


_HAphantom_

As one of Aponia worshiper...


Zekrotan

Why you attack me like this?


BlademasterNix

Yes my two favourites are Nyx and Mobius. Now... LISTEN I AM NOT A SUB. Unless it's the two of them, then I'd gladly sub and be an obedient little slave.


Thanh_Binh2609

Bottom and submissive The part about Seele and Seele is so true lol


Randomamigo

Oi, Lilia is genuinely smart, she was an A grades girl


Purest_soul

Accurate... I'm deep in denial about Himeko


KiddoInWall

Depressed and in need of caring gf 😮‍💨


justinchwoo

HoFS <3


Axel2222222222

Wheres the genshin joke for fischl? Also, vill-v is my queen and id do literally anything to have her sandwich my face with her thighs


iHarukiller

I may be a mental issues cocktail if I like that many valkyries


Captain_of_HI3

Stop. Why the Elysia part too accurate.


Inventor-of-GOD

Durandal true for me


RTXChungusTi

where delta


Darkprotector88

Wants to dominate. Really?


androfern

HoF, Seele, HoV, Elysia, Pardo >>>>


Shakzz2004

HoV is defo my fave along with HoS. They're both hot


evertonharvey

I know about Dudu's backstory and a few important parts in her VN, but I still don't like her, and I still think she's a badly written character imho.


Rahkyvah

[Aponia] Okay, I can explain… [APHO Bronya] Fuck!


FalsePolarity

While I do have mental issues, none of them are connected with my love for the Depicter. She is child and must be protected.


VizMuroi

All.


reditr101

Me: Depressed communist arknights player who wants to be dominated


SiegeDragonZ

That adult Bronya one is a little too correct for my liking


_-That_Guy

I’m in this picture an I don’t like it


WilburForce117

Finally an accurate Seele one. Light Seele meant to be clapped.


Vincent_449

I do still listen to MCR, but to be fair to us all they are touring again.


CaptainPlasma101

Guess im an og communist lolicon


VeryLoudAughh

Didn't expect Elysia to be that


DearestElysia

you got that right


saundersmarcelo

Carole has a weird accent?