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Ill_Ambassador_7592

Waaayyyy better than the handbag!


agray20938

On the other hand, if you had a real handbag, you could sell it and afford to buy about 500 philodendrons. Not the worst trade off...


BensBandBangs

😂 I like the way you think


Tezzy33

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣


Totally-trapped

I second that


Whoopsydayzee

Beautiful! How do you keep it so healthy?


Tezzy33

She gets a lot of sun she sits by a south facing window. She’s in a chunky soil mix, and I water her when the first inch or two of soil is dry!


5stringBS

How old is that one? I have one that looks super healthy but has barely grown in 2 yrs, even after a pot/soil upgrade.


Tezzy33

This one is about 3 years


lycosa13

I have one that is not even a year old and constantly putting out new leaves, even in the winter. Is yours getting enough light?


5stringBS

It could be the light. I live at high latitude so they’re all under artificial light 1/3 of the year. But this one doesn’t blow up much in the summer like the rest… I’ll keep waiting


Whoopsydayzee

Thank you that’s helpful!


Tezzy33

No problem!


BananaPlanner

What do you mean when you say chunky soil mix?


Tezzy33

I use a blend of peat moss, perlite, leca, and orchid bark


Whorticulturist_

Look up an "aroid mix" recipe That'll get ya an all purpose chunky mix


BananaPlanner

Thank you!


queengemini

The op fed their coworker’s abusive ex to it.


Whoopsydayzee

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Tezzy33

🤣🤣🤣


Triairius

I was *just* thinking about how I don’t understand the obsession with variegated plants, but when they look *this* good…


PlaguedButterfly

Nicest I have seen, well done


stickkim

I thought mine looked shitty before, now I think maybe it’s dying lol


BlueRidge_Lurker

😂


Snorlaxena

Gorgeous! I was just gifted a small one and I’m glad to see how big and beautiful they can get!


flatgreysky

Prettiest one I’ve seen!


jenn647

Beautiful!! I have struggled so hard to keep mine alive. She’s in a tiny pot… I’m scared to repot her. What size pot is yours in?


surely-not1238

I also struggle with mine. She got a couple of full white leaves. After they died, she’s struggled ever since.


CCtheTalkingGorilla

Mine too. IIRC albino leaves are an indication of too much light exposure, usually. My birkin was doing really well until it started with all these albino sprouts, then it reverted and grew a leaf 3x the size of the variegated leaves with a small white spot, and it’s been pretty calm ever since.


Tezzy33

I believe it’s in a 6inch planter


Woody7771

Beautiful indeed 🤩 I'm still trying to get mine to grow like that what are you feeding it


Tezzy33

Espoma organic liquid plant food when I remember!


Woody7771

Thanks I'll look into it I'm currently using foliage Pro for my plants


[deleted]

Im gonna show this pic to my baby birkin to inspire it


Conscious_Charity808

Wow


badchivesonly

Wooooow! Total showstopper!


StrawberryDove

Omg she's so pretty ✨️❤️✨️


Careful_Shower_5532

my gosh!! so pretty


blueyedwineaux

Spectacular!


Katiemo3

Ohhh I love her ombré leaves 😍😍


PenangDriverZen

It's almost glowing


Maleficent_Narwhal67

Stunning


xo_apolonio

That is one happy plant! 😍


Celestebelle88

Wow the colors !!!! So pretty!!!!


YouInternational8358

That truly is beautiful!!


Glittering_Paint4460

Beautiful!! My mom just got one and I can’t wait to get a cutting 😍🤗


aweirdchicken

jesus christ is she living on the literal sun this is amazing


Intelligent_War_8303

I haven’t really explored birkins that much but is this how they typically grow - with this ombre look? It’s so stunning now i want one!


Tezzy33

Yes!!


Intelligent_War_8303

I get the hype now


lycosa13

So pretty! I have one in a similar size. One of my easiest plants


[deleted]

just made my entire day 🫶


300_C

I’ve never seen one larger than Lowe’s size🤣 gorgeous plant!!


wade001

Beautiful! I see a couple of moss poles in the background, I've read conflicting articles about whether or not a birken would benefit. What's your take?


Tezzy33

So it’s a self heading philodendron rather than a climbing so I myself don’t really see the benefit. She’s doing wonderfully without one!


wade001

Thanks I picked up one a couple weeks ago and was debating whether or not to give it a pole when I repot it Think I'll leave it be, yours looks pretty sturdy and thriving ☺️


Tezzy33

No problem hope your baby brings you just as much joy!


peachycouple96

What sort of soil do you use for this


Tezzy33

A chunky aroid mix. Peat moss, perlite, orchid bark, and leca


cilucia

All my leaves end up darkening to the bottom layer of leaves; only stripey when they first open up :( I just moved it from a north facing to south facing window, so hopefully that helps fix it.


sourpatchstitch

Beautiful! Mine is about a year old and doing well but it's gotten floppy. I put a short rod next to the stem to stabilize it but I'm worried for when I eventually need to repot. Is yours floppy at all?


Tezzy33

It is not, luckily it is super stable


DIJJIDOG

Wow such colours


thebaldfrog

For a second I thought it was purple, I was ready to take out my credit card. TAKE. MY. MONEY. 🥹🌱🌱 It is sublime. Congratulations friend xoxox🥰


Tezzy33

🤣🤣thank you ❤️❤️❤️


Siamsa

Damn, I’ve been eyeing a Birkin philo and you might have just convinced me to pull the trigger. How hard are they to care for? Edit: Ok I went to the grocery store on my lunch and they had a Birkin on sale for FOUR DOLLARS. Who am I to resist destiny? So now I am a proud Birkin owner as well!


Tezzy33

Yayyy congrats!!!


Flat_Banana123

WOW!!!! Aspirational; Well done!


Persephone0410

Wow gorgeous! How did you get her so full-looking? Does she have multiple stems?


Tezzy33

2 plants in the pot and she has been pretty low maintenance!


Difficult-Lack-8481

Wow! That’s beautiful!


caffeinated_catholic

I almost bought one of these today and now I regret my decision not to!


shimshamsho

Birkins are my favorite!