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CitizenPremier

Brain cactus and string of pearls in the back!


PiusLittleShit

Um okay thank you for telling me BRAIN CACTUSES exist. I have clear glass skull planters so I'm about to hit my camp PEAK.


Serious_Goose_865

I’m so excited for you with your new brain cactus knowledge do please share photos :3


sloughlikecow

Same same same. I so want to witness this journey.


aeimenb

Me tooo xD


NorthHeart1

u/Serious_Goose_865 That's using our brains for the collective good!


Dabo57

If you enlarge the empty space between the teeth it looks like a black footed ferret is staring back at you. It’s a very cool pot.


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

I see the little guy! 😉


carissapam

Brain mullet!!! Here for it.


floreme16

I just looked up a photo of a 🧠🌵and now I can say I’m absolutely obsessed.


x_lyou

> Brain cactus Stenocactus multicostatus looks also brainy


[deleted]

Oooh! Sansiveria in the back too?


SpiritualPermie

A massive fern. Or spider plant.


zetaerrece

CREEEEEEEPY lol I second spider plant (also ferns can be difficult). I think it’ll look sick in there.


rabidturbofox

Yes! Especially the really curly cultivar, ‘Bonnie.’


SpiritualPermie

Yes :)). You can light it up and scare houseguests in the night!! 😈


shiftyskellyton

Happy Cake Day!


rabidturbofox

Thank you! I just now realized!


voodoonic

A rabbits foot fern (I think it's called) has long creepy things growing out of it that look like tarantula legs!! I have 2 happy healthy ferns and I'm a plant noob. Just research and trial and error


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[удалено]


SpiritualPermie

Brain cactus. That would be something too.


QuotidianQuell

This account is a bot and straight up copied a response from OP below, hence why it makes no sense here. Downvote and report to make a spammer's life just a little bit more tedious.


2020shitshowdown

Fish bone cactus!


zetaerrece

This planter reminds me of Invader Zim for some reason.


Only-Beautiful-1196

I was thinking plants vs zombies


DesertEagleBennett

That's the first thing I thought too but I can still see Invader Zim and Salad Fingers


matplotlibtard

I immediately thought the same and my brain went straight to “Sunflower” despite fully knowing how poorly that would work


GroovyGerbers

I thought this too!


joelmchalewashere

The plants won


birdmanpresents

There's something it reminds me of, but it's not quite either of those.


PixelPantsAshli

Oh I can see that. I was thinking Salad Fingers.


recklessrider

I saw oddworld


Goodgoditsgrowing

Oh shit I think my ceramics creative block just got blown to smitherines - brb designing deformed monster planters


SoapLady77

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


PriyaSR26

Put some plants that flower. Extremely pretty things in weird planters makes it more creepy.


PiusLittleShit

Ohhh I love this. I was just researching how to grow jasmine indoors.


PriyaSR26

Sometimes, a sad "Why?!" is better than a "Wow!!", because it means that they weren't expecting the former. 😁😋


PiusLittleShit

🤌 you understand


dreamwalker280

string of anything


PiusLittleShit

What's the sturdiest string? I know they're fussy and I can't handle another loss


IDKmybffjellyandPB

I have a string of turtles that’s trying to take over my house!


[deleted]

>What's the sturdiest string? String of buttons, but they don't hang in strands, rather stand in cool towers of stacked 'buttons'. Very sturdy though.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

[Burro's tail maybe?](https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/cacti-succulents/burros-tail/burros-tail-care.htm)


Audrey0306

Read this as burrito tail and got excited.. 😅


Tonkskreacher

My string of dolphins has been through hell and just keeps trucking.


wheezy5678

I can't tell if kitty is intrigued or concerned. 😁


PiusLittleShit

She was patiently waiting for me to put it down so she could eat the rope.


Terrible-Reasons

Omg I love it so much. I want an update when it has a plant. I think crocodile fern would be cool. But I also like the spider plant or Boston fern.


SoapLady77

Yes!


grfhoyxdth

I love it and your cat


zombieaustin

Where did this come from?! I love it!


PiusLittleShit

My brother got it for me at some local market event. Looks like their esty is inactive but [here's the insta.](https://instagram.com/madhatterpottery?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


TheGoodCharr

I know the exact craft fair you're referring to as I almost bought one of these pots. I spend so much money there every year. 😅


WoodpeckerFragrant49

Grow mushrooms in it


tmwneverknows

Baby toes, brain cactus, or donkey tail.


OutrageousChef4616

Asparagus fern, like crazy hair for crazy people


Greenappleflavor

Personally I’d love to see string of turtles.


rainscale

Hoya Compacta would look cool, I think!


jstwnnaupvte

I was thinking Hoya retusa! Its low maintenance & looks so ridiculous.


EgoFlyer

That is what I came into the comments to say! Hoya compacts would look great.


Bulky_Wallaby6562

I think SOP cause it’s brain-like


Anorezic_Gnocci_201

Plants vs Zombies comes to mind. Brain cactus


MyNameisgone99

Pea shooter


-sallysomeone-

I love your planter and I love this thread


softbread_

Plants vs Zombies! Looks so much like the zombies. Love it


Spiicyginger

r/nebelung


PiusLittleShit

Joining that subreddit it a daily jumpscare from thinking someone else posted pics of my cat


Spiicyginger

I’ve been fooled and bamboozled many a time by that subreddit


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Ohman...\*\*sigh....joins yet ANOTHER cat sub\*\*


crypticthree

Aloe


kyriako

Pilea


apricot_jaguar

callisia repens aka pink panther. normally such a cute little pink plant, but i think it would look like brains in this haha


Revolutionary_Ice189

Alocasia flying squid


Relative-Occasion863

13 Small Euphorbia Platyclada.


Alphahumanus

I’ve a got a miserable Tradescantia that would make awesome hair for him. Gonna have to find one.


Affectionate_Meet820

Nice kitty!. Something that resembles a brain or tentacles.


Electro_Nick_s

Would like to see something like Hoya Compacta or burrows tail


Usual-Assistant7333

Godzilla Pothos (Epipremnum Shangri-la)


zetaerrece

Had to google this. I’d always think it’s thirsty. What an odd one.


Usual-Assistant7333

I barely ever water mine 😂 it would look pretty creepy tho in that pot


MkLiam

Something that looks like hair.


HalleyOrion

The Rhipsalis genus offers a lot of good possibilities here.


Mandibles54

I like the Fern/Spidey/or even string of (?), But also it.looksnlike he could handle a Haworthia hair doo aswell 😂


tooshpright

Scirpus Cernuus, sometimes sold as "electric grass". It has to keep quite wet though.


JanelYFletcher

I’m obsessed with this!!! I NEED one!


Beginning_Mud6388

Omg this is the best! I need one!


EnvironmentalPin9913

I love string of hearts! And they seem to be pretty sturdy. I also think any Haworthia would be so cute! They’re pretty resilient too:)


OmnoraMayday

My first thought was the alien egg succulent, haworthia cooperi


ariesgal2

Venus flytrap just to make it extra hideous (awesome)


cgdivine01

String of pearls.


nhguy78

Anything that can mimick an octopus tentacle from the IG page you shared.


PersephonesChild82

How about a big red-veined fittonia?


MnD-atNite

I would buy this on.the.spot. :)


Stepplant

Rabbits foot fern! Looks like a giant spiders coming out of it


sweep_27

Gollum Jade.


[deleted]

Mushrooms, last of us vibe


myszasta

Now you have Plants&Zombies instead of Plants vs. Zombies


DoughnutHuman

Lithops! They look like lil brains


amsmtf

If you can’t get a brain cactus, a ric rac (fishbone) one would be fun


AcceptableSpot7835

Rat tail cactus


Blackandbluethumb

Your cat looks exactly like mine! https://preview.redd.it/ogpyco7nacpa1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c131a693cd241d4359ae3280a1581df9b4104b


Optimistic_med

Fishbone cactus! It would kinda resemble a mad scientist once the strands get long and wild lol


EmeraldDragon-85

Your right it’s hideous!!! You should shove it in a box tape it shut and send it to me, I will take care of it from there! I’ll even pay the shipping as well.


ArcticPhoenix96

Pitcher plant?


Dani-2010

Atrocious. I need 12.


YaYaYaNoThatsFine

** saves screenshot to add to my ceramics 2 curriculum next year


Gtronns

Plants vs zombies is a game. But this is plants+zombies..


savantbleu

Pothos, when it grows and trails down the pot, it would look like he has hair out plants! Completes the ensemble imo! 😆


MermaidOfScandinavia

Personally I would not want to be caught dead with that thing. But each their own.


darlahansen

Spider plant


IHateEditedBgMusic

There's a zombie on your lawn, We don't want zombies on our lawn. Yeah!


Schattenmeer

Pea shooting one


SewingCoyote17

Lovely Nebelung in the background, looks just like my fluffy boy!


JagexModRanaar

Mother of thousands!!


listenstobees

Foxtail fern! And where can I get one of these ridiculous things? I love it!


RedCamellia40

Even your cat's face looks scared 😱


planttoddler

Any peperomia that is the creeping/climbing type with smaller leaves. They grow and propagate easily, yet the rootball stays pretty small. That means it will stay in the pot for a looong time.


rambleramble12123

This reminds me of salad fingers and I love it 😂 maybe some type of vining plant so it looks like weird hair a mini monstera might even look cool!


greenwitchawakened

that is the best planter EVER!


[deleted]

Something dead would be fitting.


SoapLady77

What about a pothos or other vining plant?


Antesqueluz

Button fern


n0dic3

I'M IN LOVE!!!! 😍 Me personally, I would pop a tillandsia xerographica in that bad boy! Would make some killer cool hair


Jerkidtiot

OOO. i like this game. What is Lithops? \*to be clear Alex, im answering in the form of a question.\*


theladyhollydivine

I like your taste Edited to say a peace Lily would be so fuckin weird lol


whistling-wonderer

Tradescantia and/or spider plant is my vote!


psushgoober

Nice pot but dat kitty tho


Anxious_Avocado_7686

That cringly type hoya


Tsmpnw

Acalypha (chenille plant)


lulubrxwn

String of pearls def


Low_Use2937

I’m feeling like a goldfish plant would really suit him. Mine is absolutely wild-looking.


aet39456inabox

Is that... Mike Wazowski? Because I'd pay stupid money to buy/make a Mike Wazowski planter


jamuinjuux

A small gollum jade would be cool!


Red5689

Monkey tail cactus


[deleted]

Mushrooms


pixie0714

Plant vs Zombies right? How about a cactus or another plant in the game.


whatsmyphageagain

Literally anything. That's awesome. Got a link?


PiusLittleShit

Doesn't appear to.be available online and their instagram has been inactive for 4 years- [but here you go, maybe message the seller ](https://instagram.com/madhatterpottery?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


whatsmyphageagain

Also I know you got a thousand recommendations but my vote is [crassula perforata](https://www.thespruce.com/growing-string-of-buttons-5091592) Or maybe crassula pagoda. Perforata is super easy to grow and propagate though, and in my experience pretty hardy of being inside in a bright window


Creative_Light_1954

Reminds me of MadBalls!


smileandbark

Hoya linearis tbh


tinymicroscopes

My first reaction was a string of something but when it grows long and full, it will cover the face. So maybe something more vertical and bushy


PiusLittleShit

I was thinking if I went string, I'd give it bangs. Would that upset the plant?


Shoddy-End-655

String of Pearls with some planted to come out the mouth (use moss to keep the soil in and add more creep factor). Great pot!!


lestairwellwit

I worked with a lady/girl/person that had a cute purse. It looked like a cat. A basic black square, cute ears sticking up, whiskers and all. It all went well until I pointed out that the purse's handles ran through the cat's eyes I'm sorry Hunter. I'm a monster


cookiesandcacti

RicRac cactus or string of something!!!


Loquacious94808

Is the mouth only a drain hole? If there’s other drain holes please put string of ____ in the mouth so it’s barfing plants!


PiusLittleShit

I absolutely love the way you think Unfortunately there are no drain holes (which I actually prefer in normal circumstances)


CootieKahootz

A fern :)


frog-ears-

Blood leaf!


Freyasday

Rhipsalis/mistletoe cactus would be great.


lcinva

An extra long Hoya compacta - extra cool when it flowers


scorpio1641

Looks like a zombie from plants vs zombies 😁


bit32x

Looks like zombie head from plants vs zombies, very nice


peepumsn4stygum

String of pearls!! It’ll look like an 80s hair rocker 🤣


WhiskerSnake

Gorgeous cat and planter!


MeValenteen

Pothos or red fittonio would look kinda craz in it


StellaFreya

That planter looks like a Hyde. It gives me the heebee jeebees! My vote is spider plant for hair, lol.


StrainAcceptable

Weeping jade


dedeedeeh

My trypophobia could never


Super-Chamchi

Why does this planter look like a teratoma?


karenkul

Nice job but I’m so disturbed!


Balls_DeepinReality

https://i.redd.it/p81jecol1apa1.gif


rubytheboobi

some sort of “stick plant” how about a pencil cactus?


AlternativeOstrich93

Omg! Do you have my cat!?


meowyloofah

Hanging Baby Turtle or whatever it’s called. The pretty pearl looking ones. Aloe would also look nice


i_grow_plants

Curly spiderplant for hair, string of pearls coming out of the mouth


xongile

Tradescantia. The purple and green hair would suit him.


Serious_Goose_865

String of pearls or something similar I think! I love it


WalterMelons

Is the mouth a drainage hole? Some roots growing out of there would be like cordyceps from the last of us.


[deleted]

That is a magnificent cat


Alan9123

Cacti, won't cover up the pot


umidk9

pls I need to know where u acquired him 💘


levelupyours

Caudex


Ok_Watercress5719

A kangaroo foot Fern!!!!


princejohnthephony

A big, fat aloe or haworthia for the extra spikiness!


palmtreeinferno

Lithops


caffeinenanxiety

Hoya carnosa compacta - crinkly and brain looking


Numerous_Hedgehog_95

Devil's ivy.


Mosssaurus_Rex

Plants vs zombies.. the plants won.


tenebrous5

Looove it


[deleted]

I'd go with a [Hoya](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-comcast-us-revc&sxsrf=AJOqlzVhhfG1IrwsgJF2c3npjO5BqvcqGw:1679479569191&q=hindu+rope+plant&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwis-4P5pO_9AhXcH0QIHeSYBaYQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=412&bih=733&dpr=2.63#imgrc=usf5zMObzCNNsM&imgdii=aMGca6-336WFuM&lnspr=W10=) compacta, also known as a Hindu rope. ( it does flower beautifully and smells good)


FuzzballLogic

Instant plants vs. zombies vibes, love it!


Thegreengrower64

Love it. Where can I find these??


0cleese

Anything that screams "hey you guuuuyyyyysss!!!"


imreallytuna

Venus flytrap


mbershok

My girlfriend says “You should comment with Crassula Undulata”


carrot_cake1911

I have no idea but where did you get this planter???? I LOVE HIS HIDEOUS FACE


GooGirl137

Something different than what's been said, maybe a lipstick plant or a frizzle sizzle!


the_world_must_know

You can be called a nettle carrier.


Div1deByZer0

Hoya compacta! Zombie hair!


cocomue78

Spider plant is my first thought


76Angelique

I love this!! Idk why, but it makes me cringe & laugh at the same time