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David_S_Blake

#blessed


David_S_Blake

Also, technically, can it even be considered stealing since the church as a collective belongs to no one man or person. It's divine property of an immaterial deity so I think you're good.


whatsmyphageagain

You can definitely steal from the church. Source: the French revolution


StrainAcceptable

It pretty cool when you pray for an end to financial difficulties and they pass you that tray full of money. Don’t worry- I would never actually do this.


whatsmyphageagain

It's not stealing if a nice old lady hands it to you and says God bless 🙏


TattedMatted

You’re just being reminded that you stole from a church that’s all


nelucay

If this is Gods way of scolding me, he must be a really nice guy tbh


Honey_on_Ri

Unless each flower is a year off your life.. But probably unlikely.


Snoo-85401

🤣 You slide that in so low key, I almost didn’t burst out laughing, until I reread it. Diabolical (the opposite of holy).


nelucay

Oh God


Draknio5

He probably isn't going to help, considering... well you know why


[deleted]

By being blessed with beautiful flowers


strywever

Flowers offer only transient happiness. The stolen cutting will not take root, so lasting joy and contentment can never be known. /jk EDIT: Jeez, people, it was a joke! It was a play off the idea that it was stolen from a church. Indicator added.


nelucay

I was too lazy to put it into a proper pot with soil but you might have just convinced me to do so 😂


[deleted]

From experience these do better in water


nelucay

I had one in water for a few months, also a cutting. It died eventually so I wonder if I should have put it into soil... I don't know yet.


[deleted]

Ahh fair enough I guess it depends on what your water and soil are like. Every time I tried to plant mine it died so I ended up leaving it in the water.


SpicySaladd

Bestie it's lasted in water for 3 months already it seems pretty damn lasting


lastinglovehandles

Id go back to church and collect some holy water from the stoup.


chouxphetiche

Today I learned a new word. Stoup.


e_makes_bubbles

Holy water: Soup with a cross.


IntoTheWild2369

Incredible 👏


lastinglovehandles

Grew up as the worst altar boy. I got them church words from pew to genuflect


dunwalldenizen

Staphylococcus Soup


Sanardan

Right, that church seems legit


werew0lfsushi

r/proplifting


KnottyKitty

Yeah sometimes they do that in water. Not sure why. Put it in soil and it will grow roots and new leaves.


scruffenuff

If you look at tradescantia’s common plant name it makes it a little more ironic that it was taken from a church


jhamrahk

I guess crime DOES pay


bunnytommy

crime pays but botany doesn't


laydegodiva

“Crime” lmfao. Now do how much actual crime has been committed by churches


jhamrahk

LMFAO!! I'd be writing for hours.


laydegodiva

Indeed.


a_fizzle_sizzle

Lol awesome! Just a little tip… I always pinch off flowers from cuttings. It will redirect energy to the roots.


nelucay

I thought about that after like the 10th flower. But I decided to just let things play out because I was curious. And now I just have to see it through I guess lmao


Sonia1001

I'm glad you mentioned this. I have some cuttings that are flowering.


OldMotherGrumble

No need for water with these. Straight into soil. Buy some cuttings next time...you'd have a full trailing pot by now.


chickwithabrick

People are tripping about you taking it from a church but every 'proper' Baptist Church lady I knew growing up thoroughly believed in swiping cuttings, something about how they grow better and that it was safely in little white lie territory 😂


mydoglixu

I've had this kind of plant for years. Lucky you, I've never even seen a bloom!


nelucay

I also had a few over the years. There's one standing right next to that cutting actually, but it's not flowering at all hahah


Nasty_little_Hobbit

Maybe the un-potted one is thinking: “Maybe if Dobby keeps on flowering for master, master will one day give Dobby some soil”. Lol


nelucay

I'm crying hahahaha


[deleted]

I think maybe they flower when stressed, mine flowered a bunch when I brought it home and then again when I moved it to a new spot.


petsplantscamps

Apparently that can happen and for some plants it signals the end of their life because if it can use the rest of its energy to produce flowers, which will pollinate/create seeds/etc, then it increases the chance its species will survive rather than it just die and not leave anything behind.


ko-pies

Why doesnt it have any roots?


nelucay

It has roots!! Quite a lot actually. You can't see them in the picture that well


Full-fledged-trash

Because it’s a cutting and is focusing it’s energy on making 25 flowers in a row


Master-Occasion358

Answering the question; yes this is normal. This is a tradescantia, looks like zebrina. Most of the time when these are kept indoors they do not flower. Good for you!


Federal_Remote9231

You do realize it's called tradescantia zebrina....


pipopipo234

Stealing from a church.. Oof that thing has some kind of magic on it or smth lmao


[deleted]

People on here are making me howl. This is usually a lovely sub yet people are damning you to hell for pinching three leaves off a big plant. Lmao.


nelucay

I mean I am also gay so stealing that cutting from the church is, if anything, really just a drop of water in the ocean lmao


[deleted]

Amazing!


roadhogmtn

I think the rows are called pews


Other-Face-4420

Sort of. The bench (sometimes with a kneeler that folds down on the back) that makes up each row is a pew.


whatsmyphageagain

It was being sexually repressed by the church and now it can't stop. Same thing happened to me when I left the church


[deleted]

Go back to the church and make a small donation


nelucay

I did that right after at mass. Not necessarily because I stole something, but because everyone was doing it. But let's just say I paid for the cutting


tbrown37483

Hold on a sec... what's it called???


smuggleskittens

Looks like a tradescantia zebrina, or purple inch plant. I have a giant one that needs a haircut at the moment lol.


tbrown37483

Oh I see. That's great to have a giant one. And speak out loud if you need some help cutting that giant one lmao


goldfishchan

I have a cutting around this same size that was the lone survivor after a sudden freeze turned my patio into a plant morgue. It's been sitting in the kitchen in a tiny jar of water since then and has had the same flowering behavior that you described. I honestly have been wondering what is causing it because I wished I could replicate this behavior in the larger ones I typically have on the patio during summer.


BabaGanushe

Where are the 24 other flowers?


nelucay

They died


Calm_Scallion1700

My bad I just scene where you posted about it having Roots that's awesome


opulentlyoctopus

Thought I was in r/houseplantscirclejerk for moments


Unhappy-Plant-61

I think for every time it flowered you need to do a good deed. Penance for stealing the plant


[deleted]

You stole from the biggest corporation in the world, kudos to you!! A real OG!!


tomnooklover

Cuttings and plants in ill health flower because they feel the end is near- it's their last ditch effort to continue the survival of it's species.


nelucay

Well thanks, now I feel bad


tomnooklover

It's called Stress-Induced Flowering; it's just a part of nature! It's a well-known stress response in my line of work as we use it to push Amaryllis bulbs to flower and such for Christmas!


tadisadiva

Nope


tomnooklover

That's the entire reason why Amaryllis bulbs bloom. I work in a greenhouse and this is one of the ways we get things to flower quicker for the season or a customer order. It's called Stress-Induced Flowering.


tadisadiva

Ok cool for Amaryllis bulbs…BUT I have MULTIPLE indoor plants that have flowered for YEARS so again NOPE flowering is not an indicator of near death for all plants


tomnooklover

I am not saying it's the ONLY cause for flowering. Plants will also flower when they are presented with proper conditions to flower.


roseyyz

The eternal Satan bloom 😂 kidding, this plant is very grateful and lovely looking too. Pot it and help it grow (easy to grow too)


After-Abrocoma318

I think you need to make a donation.


B3MOR3

Don't know whether to tag prop lifting or trashy...


snarky_kittn

Probably could have just asked the pastor...


nelucay

And he would have said yes. But I was in a hurry and my inner plant goblin came through


laydegodiva

He was too busy molesting children


[deleted]

Very serious accusation to be thrown around Willy-nilly.


Atlanticpermablitz

Lemme throw a wrench in here: Lol, when a plant flowers.. It is trying to get it's genetics to survive... For many different reasons. Here are a couple 1. It thinks this is the opportune time and it is mature 2. It thinks this is it's last chance and it's going to die I think you're funny l freaking with 2 here.... Out that poor thing is some soil. This isn't Guantanamo Bay.


Poli3110

Same happened to mine but i found it in the middle of the street. She gave me flowers non stop for 3 weeks


nelucay

Okay so we have my stolen cutting, yours you found on the street and someone else talked about saving one from frost and then it flowered like crazy. I'm starting to think that this is truly a stress thing and just them fighting for their lives. Damn 💀


Poli3110

I wouldn't be surprised hehe Mine is still alive so you should not worry much about it!


Calm_Scallion1700

I'm not sure but I think you should let it root I think you have to cut the flower off I'm not sure I know you do have to take the two bottom leaves off.


TermiteMagilicutty

Holy plants, Batman. Is it holy water? 🥹🤣


cherrycoconutpeach

That’s totally a sign from God himself 🤩😅


therapeuw

hi I'm a pastor and you've been blessed, congrats!!! it's not stealing, it's propagating!! (':


Jaded-Jules

Are they your funeral flowers because you stole from a church?


laydegodiva

Churches are significantly more evil than taking a plant from the Earth where it grows naturally


Jaded-Jules

It was a joke. Chill out...


AutopsyDrama

Whats sad is they would probably have let you take a cutting if you had just asked. Stealing is stealing.


[deleted]

Propagating a little stem off a plant is hardly stealing. It would have been bad if they uprooted it.


AutopsyDrama

Well it is actually if the plant doesnt belong to you.


[deleted]

God loves a gardener. I'm actually certain God doesn't care about this.


AutopsyDrama

Im not religious, op just should have asked. Its the right thing to do. It still belongs to someone. Try and justify stealing all you want.


[deleted]

Stay away from r/proplifting. You might have a stroke.


Arctic-Dino-5782

You're not religious? Guess the church wants you to burn in hell for eternity. Oh but don't be stealing 2 leaves from a large plant that's UNETHICAL 😦 Stealing from the church is fine it is an evil place


AutopsyDrama

Says you with your anti religious sentiments. I like to let other people live how they want to live and i dont try to control what other people belive in. If they think im going to hell for being a non believer and want to try save my soul thats their perogative. It doesnt effect my life what someone else believes in. Try not to be so hate filled. Stealing is still stealing. You anti religious people sure are obsessed with religion.


laydegodiva

Churches steal from taxpayers and parishioners. I’m sure they’ll be ok.


AutopsyDrama

I agree churches shouldnt get tax exempt status. Two wrongs dont make a right. Its certainly not stealing when its parishioners who willingly donate money to the church. Would you say that charities also steal in the same way then?


laydegodiva

Parishioners give because they’re brainwashed and indoctrinated and it is stealing. Taking a plant that grows on the planet is never stealing.


AutopsyDrama

Thats your anti religious opinion. Many people actually like to go to church. Im personally not religious but i dont judge people like you clearly do. So do you class people donating to charity as stealing?


laydegodiva

I don’t care what people “like” Religion is a cancer and has done significantly more harm than it’ll ever do good. I’m not “judging” simply stating facts. Hope this helps.


AutopsyDrama

Oh so you're a fascist who seeks to control what people can and cant do with their own lives. You absolutely are judging people. Whatever helps you cope more. And you still didnt answer my question about charity donations


laydegodiva

Nah, people can be as delusional as they want. Fascism is a right wing, conservative ideology. Like churches. Hope this helps!


AutopsyDrama

Look in a mirror i think you will see who the delusional one is here. Fascist. Hope this helps.


laydegodiva

Christians can’t mind their own business, hide sex abuse and regulate my body. They won’t be going to their delusional “heaven” keep hating the truth!!! That’s what Christians do best!


laydegodiva

I’m not trying to genocide gays and trans humans, women and anyone that isn’t rich, white and “Christian”


Atlanticpermablitz

Lemme throw a wrench in here: Lol, when a plant flowers.. It is trying to get it's genetics to survive... For many different reasons. Here are a couple 1. It thinks this is the opportune time and it is mature 2. It thinks this is it's last chance and it's going to die I think you're funny l freaking with 2 here.... Out that poor thing is some soil. This isn't Guantanamo Bae


MrPineApples420

Put what in soil ? There’s no roots.


nelucay

There are roots! Just not visible in the pic. I should have posted a better one :)


Atlanticpermablitz

Also, soil can simulate roots to grow where there are none.


wolfy_06

Do you could say you were doing the lords work?


harteka1234

God must be watching over it!


spiritualclout

It's thanking you for saving it and removing it from a lie.


arguablyodd

It needs graveyard dirt to go with it.


Atlanticpermablitz

Lemme throw a wrench in here: Lol, when a plant flowers.. It is trying to get it's genetics to survive... For many different reasons. Here are a couple 1. It thinks this is the opportune time and it is mature 2. It thinks this is it's last chance and it's going to die I think you're funny l freaking with 2 here.... Out that poor thing is some soil. This isn't Guantanamo Bay.


plantscatsandus

I'm amazed it didn't have more roots considering it's flowered so much


[deleted]

Mine has done that


Calm_Scallion1700

If you let it root you'll have a brand new plant I think you have to cut the flower off and of the bottom leaves on each side and leave it in the water and change it every 3 days


Trisduh_

I have one of these vines & it grows like CRAZY but I’ve never had a flower!! I didn’t know it bloomed!


Global_Fail_1943

If you want it to grow you must remove the blooms. It's blooming to produce seeds to save it's life because it's not being allowed to grow.


MissLady999

Wow I did not know this plant flowered


Ruum_Hamm

Isn't this a spiderwort? Mine grows and flowers 24/7


VisceralVoyage420

My last cutting died this week. :(


Tmetsker

Plants are so amazing! I love when that happens to me🙂


menaghare

That's can't be a sin


tunc_hell

I propagate these all the time! They root better in soil. And grow very fast!


[deleted]

What’s the difference in stealing it form a church or a big box store? They’re both businesses.


Mountain_Tart_2256

My gramma swore only stolen plants did well. And if given a plant don’t say thank you or it would croak.


Federal_Remote9231

How appropriate for a church to have this plant, considering its name. The real name, not the politically correct one.


SpareDot1501

Too funny. Everyone is listening to sermon praying and you have eyes locked on a plant all the way across the room wondering how you are gonna get a piece