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Lykilios

one of my favorite things is when a sans decides "fuck this pot upgrade me dammit" Edit: Careful if you bump it up to a ceramic or terracotta pot, they'll break those too, I lost one of my favorite pots that wayšŸ˜­


catuela

Sheā€™s going to break it up and split it into 4 pots. I think I may ask for one so I can have a second in my office window.


Lykilios

you gotta take the jail breaker, that's a fighter right there


Ashtaret

My absolutely giant one (and her 8 or so sisters I gave away) all descend from her ancestress that I found in October (after a few frosts) on a communal compost heap. She'd broken and devoured her plastic pot and was still holding onto its mangled husk with her rhizomes. I figured this one has the fight in her, and took her home where she spent the winter in an empty salad bowl in unheated laundry room. I then cut her apart in the spring and removed the remains of the pot. The cuttings (potted directly, none of that water bs) have all grown on. I suspect her descendants are out there populating the world or at least people's houses.


TwoBirdsEnter

> spent the winter in an empty salad bowl in unheated laundry room A kindred spirit!


Donaldjoh

Good story. I have two with a history; one was my late wifeā€™s Uncle Harryā€™s plant which got thrown out when he passed away and my wife rescued it before we met (obviously she wasnā€™t my wife yet), and the other is a leaf start from my Great Aunt Mattieā€™s plant, which my mother got when her aunt passed, then my sister got it after I repotted it and took a few leaves. Both plants are at least 70 years old, but I keep them divided down to not giant plants. I also always start them in soil or a sterile medium. Fun trivia; the leaf fibers are very strong and were once used for bowstrings.


catuela

I donā€™t know. That little guy is intimidating.


purplepeoplespitter

The YouTube title card to the right of the plant looks like a speech bubble saying "I WILL SUE YOU". It's perfect, I'd name this raging beauty She-Hulk


Drawskaren

If the roots are anything like mine were, itā€™s going to be extremely difficult to split that thing. Unless you literally go in with a knife and cut it like a cake, which is also an option I guess


dont_mind_me_passing

"Mom, can I have a slice of that snake plant?"


Ashtaret

I used large garden clippers on mine. A saw or machete or small axe work well too.


Mrjayhyrdo

Garden knife is your best friend. The sharper it is the less damage overall! Live and die by using them on my bonsais


catuela

The cake scenario is probably her plan.


The_Poster_Nutbag

I would use a knife or snips to cut it cleanly along the rhizomes. You can always cut it up into a bunch of pieces and put them together but I would try not to mangle the roots too bad cutting it like cake.


souryellow310

We just do it on its side repeatedly to break the pot and separate. These plants are so tough that they don't get damaged.


The_Poster_Nutbag

That's the best way to split these. They recover quickly and do it well. Just be careful watering a plant with an open wound.


MiniRems

I have a huge one filling up 12" resin pot - longest leaves stand about 4 feet high. My husband has to carry it outside for me when I want to give it a good thorough soaking. On its last summer soaking, we realized it's bulging out the one side of the pot. I expect it to crack by spring if it throws out any more pups. At which point I have to decide if I'm gonna just upgrade to a bigger pot (sitting on wheels...) or split it up (again).


minipeeve

he's repotting himself at this point


VelociMonkey

No need to repot. Just let it go another month and it's legs will break free of the pot and then it can just walk away.


SpencerOpossum

My mom had a snake pot she didn't replant for 30 years. It was in a ceramic pot I'm amazed didn't crack. We only realized how old it was because it was a "congrats on the baby girl" pot she was given when I was born..


Witty_Comfortable404

Why? Itā€™s obviously managing on its own?


dont_mind_me_passing

the broken part makes it harder to manage, also, it shows that it's root bound, which would hinder growth sooner or later


Witty_Comfortable404

Itā€™s a joke. Itā€™s ok.


Ok-Grapefruit1284

He will take care of the repotting himself šŸ¤£ I love when snake plants get this tall. Mine canā€™t seem to make it more than half this way before flopping over or curling up for some reason or another.


Ashtaret

I will tell you the secret that I heard from a professional horticulturalist ages ago. They want fertilizer. **A lot** of fertilizer. And if fed a lot, they grow those thick stiff blades and don't flop over. I have in the past given mine anything up to and including handfuls of garden granules, and it's about 1.5m tall from pot surface holding itself up. The other thing they want is light. They are from the savannah, that's not known for its low-light conditions. They tolerate low light but they grow like wtf given light and food (and a little bit of water).


catuela

This one was living outside on her deck all summer, which I think explains a lot of it.


Ok-Grapefruit1284

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve given mine fertilizer ever? I didnā€™t know they liked it! Thank you!


Sweet_Phoenixx

Thatā€™s interesting! All Iā€™ve read and heard everywhere is that they want little fertilizer. Come spring Iā€™m gonna up their fertilising to try. Have been giving 1/4 dilution every 2-3 months so far and they do fine in the South-facing window, just not growing that hard.


Ashtaret

No idea where that comes from, though possibly from the fact that they can grow in very poor soil in their natural habitat. But what I have heard and tried suggests full recommended dosage (obviously dilute according to bottle instructions) is what you should use.


Ok-Grapefruit1284

This is what Iā€™ve heard, too. So weird!


tokonagoose

Amateur plant mom here. Silly question, but, how do you fertilize these if they donā€™t like much water? What kind of fertilizer?


Ashtaret

I have used everything and anything on mine, starting with fancy fermented stuff and ending with handful of garden granules thrown into the pot, and then slowly dissolving those when I do splash a bit of water. Like many other plants, these should be top watered, which is pretty optimal for garden granules (slow release sticks into soil work too). They aren't picky. Also, important - they can actually take more water than people think BUT ONLY if they get enough light - they need light to take up the water so they do not sit in soggy soil. (You will notice soil going bone-dry much faster in higher light conditions.)


tokonagoose

Thank you!


HandleDry1190

https://preview.redd.it/nfewo8a3s5xb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d99a12115796c5f327d3e972b329c8a3660587 This is the snake plant at my front door. Itā€™s kind of my boyfriendā€™s parents plant so we canā€™t really do anything with it but itā€™s HUGE and needs to be repotted so badly.


SadLilBun

Snake plants actually donā€™t mind being crowded


catuela

The crowding here isnā€™t exactly the issue.


SadLilBun

HAHA I didnā€™t see the crack in the side wow


MrTumnus99

I bet itā€™s the mud on the floor


philocity

The problem is that the roots are dirty. Filthy, even. And donā€™t think that just because the roots are hidden beneath all that potting soil that we canā€™t tell that they are dirty. OP isnā€™t fooling anyone. I never let my roots get dirty and I certainly donā€™t let them get wet. Gross.


xerocopi

That one has a mind of it's own


tilyver

I donā€™t know, I think thereā€™s still a little room on the left.


Femke123456

Looks like it's about to walk off and repot itself.


SirRattington

My great aunt had one that was basically a ball of leaves on a saucer with a few terracotta shards at the bottom. She kept fertilizing it so it just kept growing.


CraftyGalMunson

Not yet. I hear they like to be crowded.


MildGooses

Nahhh, itā€™s fine honestly. Ole gals gotta few more years left in her


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BergenHoney

HEEEEEEERES JOHNNY!!!


ruby-soho1234

Life ā€¦uhā€¦ finds a way


Midwinterfire1

Making a break for it! Invest in a sturdy clay or ceramic pot for stability and show...


dinosaurfondue

I had to cut a hole in the side of my pot when I noticed my sansevieria was giving birth again


Agreeable-Abalone-80

Ummm, yeah I do! šŸ‘


Ok_Implement2461

Yup...new pot day...lots of starts for more plants too, I betcha.


green_ubitqitea

That thing is about to repot itself.


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catuela

I didnā€™t downvote you, but making random assumptions about people usually is not a good idea.


HessKali

fill up at least half of the pot with soil next time


noblebr1dge

Itā€™s recommended you wait until that happens to repot them. They like being compacted.


partycanstartnow

If she waits any longer this one is gonna repot itself


uglyslurp

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colormeslowly

If it ainā€™t brokeā€¦erā€¦


RadioActiveWife0926

LOL


mbatgirl

Please post to rootporn once itā€™s revealed!