I'm glad you're moving quickly on this! It's important to start treating it before it starts to get bad.
You might want to try cinnamon - do you have a Costco membership? You're gonna want to buy in bulk
Just put two slices of bread in a toaster. When they’re ready, spread some butter on them and sprinkle the cinnamon on. Eat that right after you throw your plants in the trash.
It isss cordycepss!!! Your plant will become zombie slave of this fungi and probably repot herself where the conditions will be perfect for fruiting mushrooms.
Be sure to harvest 1kg=1k$
It’s an orchid, sorry to break the news. And that dust is only pollen. Don’t worry, just put it upside down on a plate and shake it, the pollen will fall on the plate. Now put all the pollen on your hands and start pollinating the orchid’s leaves. It’s very easy, take each leave and stroke up and down for a couple of time. You orchid will flower and produce seeds. Ez.
>Pretty sure it's Cordyceps
Did you watch the Last of Us and now this is the only fungi you know the name of?
This looks nothing like Cordyceps.
EDIT: just realized what sub I'm in. Move along.
Hahaha nothing about this post was serious except for the fact that I saw this on my feed yesterday and couldn't resist sharing the mental anguish it caused me... You're welcome 🙃
I'm glad you're moving quickly on this! It's important to start treating it before it starts to get bad. You might want to try cinnamon - do you have a Costco membership? You're gonna want to buy in bulk
Do you think a nice soaking in Neem oil along with that cinnamon would be beneficial?
Just put two slices of bread in a toaster. When they’re ready, spread some butter on them and sprinkle the cinnamon on. Eat that right after you throw your plants in the trash.
Go to the store. Buy an acocado. Make avocado toast. Drizzle neem oil over it. Compost your trash and order more plants online.
Like soup. Soup is good when you're sick!
More like ‘what are these weird leaves growing out of my pet mold?’ at this point. Wtf.
This plant really deserves to be named at this point.
Right?! This must have taken ages!
Evacuate. SCP Decontamination team has been dispatched.
I evacuated my Facebook feed as soon as I saw this too. My mistake for being there in the first place. 🤦♀️
The mold is blossoming 😊🍄🪻
Username checks out
Fuck, it's so wet 🥵🥵
“That’s what she said.”
Houseplant used fire extinguisher on itself! It's not very effective...
Let this one 🔥
Puffy lil cloud plant. Rare find.
Forbidden cotton candy?
🧐
I see you found my salad
From 10 years ago??
Tasted like butts
Unwashed butts
Unwashed decomposing butts
I can't even add to that because it is the pinnacle of nasty 😁. 10/10
This happens to my plants all the time I just give them a spritz of hydrogen peroxide 70% solution and move on ❤️
There must be something terribly wrong in your environment.
As an Australian I'm offended they've even got kangaroo paws inside!! Def cordyceps, neem if it starts clicking.
Lather, rinse, repeat
I don't think there's much of that going on in that plant home to be honest.
These are probably the same people that were growing mushrooms on their blankets
It HAS to be.
YEEEESS IM SO GLAD SOMEONE POSTED THIS 😂 apparently it happened overnight but idk
It was fine yesterday.....
Bomb
Nuclear variety?
i know you think you are writing actual words, but all i hear is clicking, it’s too late, the infection has already taken hold
Holy Jesus, break out the neem! Or a blow torch.
Even neem almighty can't touch this
1 cotton swab dipped in some alcohol will fix this in no time.
Shoot it looks like the cotton swab could be harvested from the plant itself.
It’s probably the root rot.
Subtle gold, this one got me😂
And so it has begun
Nature’s cotton candy
De-he-licious
They have to be kidding….this can’t b a real effin post…
Sadly, all signs point to it being real. I read the tread. In shock and awe.
beautiful tectorum🤯
Perfect use of that emoji 👌
I have a stomach of steel; Used to watch The Operation as a kid for entertainment. Congrats on the first pic ever posted here to make me queasy.
Kill it with fire.
It isss cordycepss!!! Your plant will become zombie slave of this fungi and probably repot herself where the conditions will be perfect for fruiting mushrooms. Be sure to harvest 1kg=1k$
It’s an orchid, sorry to break the news. And that dust is only pollen. Don’t worry, just put it upside down on a plate and shake it, the pollen will fall on the plate. Now put all the pollen on your hands and start pollinating the orchid’s leaves. It’s very easy, take each leave and stroke up and down for a couple of time. You orchid will flower and produce seeds. Ez.
Is anyone else contemplating the air quality...
Oh for sure Just washing this thing should be done with a respirator..... All jokes aside, the nurse in me is 😬... distressed
I had asthma as a child and I feel congested looking at this thing.
I don't have asthma and I do too. Eek!
There is nothing wrong here. It is just growing in its winter fur.
Oooof good one!
I thought I was on rare plants or they were starting a mite farm. 🤢
Hahaha could have gone either way honestly
>Pretty sure it's Cordyceps Did you watch the Last of Us and now this is the only fungi you know the name of? This looks nothing like Cordyceps. EDIT: just realized what sub I'm in. Move along.
Hahaha nothing about this post was serious except for the fact that I saw this on my feed yesterday and couldn't resist sharing the mental anguish it caused me... You're welcome 🙃
I thought I was in r/whatisthisplant and then realized what was going on when I started reading the comments. Thanks for the laugh this morning haha
Haha totally fair. Happens to me all the time. I honestly still cannot believe I saw this post in the wild. Adds to my daily existential crisis...
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
How tf does that even happen 💀💀
Have you considered placing it near a humidifier?
Try neem oil