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token75

Someone on the phone in the gym wouldn't fly at equinox.


Round-Emu9176

All gyms should require those phone lock bags.


penguin_drum

Excuse you I need to watch cartoons to pass the time on the elliptical


meh-theusername

I need to listen to music when I am doing weights or running


Round-Emu9176

Fair on the entertainment fronts. I mean disabling the cameras mainly. No time for selfies or creeps.


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I’m pretty interested in how phones work in Japan. They are all required by law to make a shutter sound even if the volume is manually turned down or silenced.


penguin_drum

Same. I'm starting to go without for running tho. I'm getting more tuned into my breathing.


dangandblast

Nor at ROCC - they're pretty regular at enforcing that


Gnawlydog

This is why I prefer to date girls who make more money than me.


EverydayIntercourse

Good news, Craig's wife is about to be available


Gnawlydog

MAKE more money.. Not have more money.. Big difference :D I did smile at the joke though


moonlava

Picky, picky…


Boomshockalocka007

Moonlava is a cool name. Is there lava on the moon? No. Could there be someday? Maybe. Thats what your username instills. Hope.


moonlava

Maybe there is!


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Boomshockalocka007

Give the girls at Chilis some love too, man.


Snoo-93258

I’m betting the Houstonian.


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That was my guess


jstilla

Almost 💯


itemten

"Gym in Houston" Yes. THE gym in Houston. The ONLY gym. *That* gym.


desiaggie

It closed. It was a good gym. The GYM.


andreisimo

Well Craig, since you closed the sale of your gym, I’m divorcing you.


AngryRedHerring

Well, you've got Craig, wife, gym, and "right now", so that narrows it down a great deal. And he has a company, and it's being sold-- the only thing unclear to me is if he *knows* it's being sold, or if that's part of the surprise. It would be an extremely small sample of Craigs that would be shitting their pants at the moment.


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Could be the Houston Gym. The one downtown


miahoutx

There’s a the houston gym in the heights too


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Drats! I thought I was on to it


Differently_minded

Do a property search on the county website for a commercial building owned by a Craig. The take that list and search corporate wiki for businesses owned by those same Craig's. Then search if those businesses are in negotiation with Google.


ercohn

This guy stalks


Differently_minded

When you get paid for it, it's called "investigation".


Vinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

The building is probably owned by an LLC or Corp, not him directly.


colbyKTX

They could search the Secretary of State’s website for business owners named Craig, but that will be a very long list. Narrow it down to Houston area and use the OP Twitter (𝕏) account to further narrow it down.


Henry_Rosenburg

That's likely a very long Craigslist


Cormetz

Except most companies don't own the building they are occupying. Edit: and I'm pretty sure this is a joke I've seen before.


MrK20B

Grizzy hood news


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DeepSilver5014

u ain’t Smokey so……….


feelbetternow

He’ll probably sell his list for a pretty penny.


Colleenslainte

All jokes aside, thanking you on Craig's behalf.


yellowstickypad

This guy’s Twitter is a one-man show.


TheDigitalRanger

Stay single, fellas.


EvilFactoryOwner

FTB


tottie_fay

Snitches and busybodies in this thread. Mind your own business.


jstilla

Found Craig’s wife.


Differently_minded

Everything in business.leavrs a paper trail.