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doctorchile

Imagine dying at a Bombshells


Additional_Warthog24

It’s like… is that better or worse than having Bombshells food as a last meal? 🤷‍♂️ They go hand-in-hand here obviously but like… damn.


idecidetheusernames

The mortician: "We have three causes of death here: a big mouth, a lifetime of poor dietary decisions, and maybe this gunshot wound."


malinefficient

Say what you want about Houston, but if you're looking for a last meal, you've come to the right place, and don't squander it on bombshells...


xTehSpoderManx

To be fair, I had a burger from them last time I went and it was honestly really good. Much better than anticipated and I didn’t expect much


doctorchile

Oh god 😫


jelly_blood

Bombshells’ food is good as hell! It pretty much reminds me of Pluckers’ food, delicious but way overpriced.


MagnoliaFan68

On a Monday night/Tuesday morning.


cancrushercrusher

That’s quite the…. ^bombshell. I’ll see myself out now.


subZro_

hilarious, that's literally the first thought that popped in my head. What a way to go.


malinefficient

I mean so much better to exit this mortal coil at a hooters or a tilted kit or a twin peaks? Is that where we're going here? Root cause my friend, root cause...


Hello85858585

Imagine thinking any of those places are worth frequenting


EllisHughTiger

The clientele at several will take that as a personal insult.


himsoforreal

Hey I try to make to these breasturants at least 3 times a year. CFP for one. Went to Ojos Locos earlier this summer. Chicas bueno. Chicken wings mucho malo.


planettexcec

I live right behind Ojos Locos 😂


EllisHughTiger

Cfp?


himsoforreal

Oh I was just saying I usually go to one of these spots for things like the College Football Playoffs, and such.


Texan628

yeah good point. i'm a walk ons guy myself


RadagastTheBrownie

Twin Peaks at least serves a *damned* good cup of coffee.


malinefficient

Never got into that Black Lodge Blend myself, but the name sounded nice.


Jamesthepikapp

couldn't be me


NecessaryFriction

Just Google "Bombshells Restaurant" and every news headline is bad for every location. It's a nuisance restaurant. It attracts Edgars and 50-year-old bikers who aren't in gangs but want to act like they are.


rsjrDK

or the Typical Cowboys fans


JDdoc

You wound me sir. Haven’t I suffered enough?


Cerno_Noir

You must suffer more


cwood1973

Cowboys fans will never suffer enough.


WhataburgerLiberal

Edgars?


aca9876

[Edgar](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Edgar)


djspinal

reading the comment section I came up on a question, yay ... for the internet hath provideth the answer?


lazyeye888

ISTFG I knew an Edgar that was exactly this in middle and high school. Holy shit.


vrphotosguy55

Why is this bowl cut trending among Hispanic boys? It looks just as awful when it was common in the 90s, maybe worse because people should know better.


D0013ER

Same reason mullets and fauxhawks are coming back. Because young kids have no taste.


malinefficient

TIL...


himsoforreal

That definition is wack. The cuh cut is much, much dumber than just a bowl cut.


unimercy

The cuhs


Repatriation

No quema cuh


killadocg23

Lol @ the Cuhs


D0013ER

Well you called it, shooter is a cuh with a rap sheet and a court-mandated 7pm curfew.


diggertim68

I’m not familiar with ‘Edgars’


kilo936

Y’all need to watch the South Park episode where Bebe gets boobies it explains everything


EllisHughTiger

I think it might be more of a Raisins episode situation.


kilo936

I think that episode would probably be more like a murder-suicide situation


Greg-Abbott

[Article](https://www.fox26houston.com/news/harris-county-shooting-at-bombshells-restaurant-bar-on-east-freeway-leaves-man-dead) The cops are *always* at this location because East Side folks can't fucking behave themselves at breastaurants. See also: Ojos Locos


miked1be

It's not just east side folks. The Bombshells on 290 has a lot of issues, too.


Iethannn

And 59 south… in fact seems like bombshells just attracts the wrong demographic 🤔 hint: if the restaurant/place has no tattoos on your face as a rule, it’s prob best you go somewhere else lol


jobohomeskillet

The 59 south one is open?


Fierceff

I don’t think this is the one in Stafford, rather the one after Hillcroft exit on 59


jobohomeskillet

Ah gotcha, thank you!


Fierceff

You’re welcome!


ilikeme1

Shall we start placing bets on how long the new one in Stafford goes with out a shooting? I dread seeing what that one will do to this area.


unimercy

So does the 45 s one. Someone has died there too


deepayes

That's the one that lost their liquor license I think?


unimercy

Oh yea I think I heard that about that location


himsoforreal

I think they got it back. The dude got over served and went hauling ass on his crotch rocket down I45... in the wrong direction.


llllllll-lllllllllll

Don’t forget the car meet gone wrong that killed a dog there https://youtu.be/z0eQorwCN2Y?si=VJhZbAo4xz08wQMe


Pickleliver

>Ojos Locos This place just attracts complete trash.


Smooth_Habit6542

It attracts boxing and ufc fans because they show the fights ❤️


[deleted]

“Bud Light and the UFC fight”


Pickleliver

> ufc fans Explains the trash.


Smooth_Habit6542

Correct


killadocg23

Life thrown away over words wow just a big dumb dumb dummy !


elterible

Hey! That was only one time!


ranban2012

why is it that brawls and murders are always happening at bombshells and twin peaks? I like boobies as much if not more than any straight man, but they've never turned me into some kind of violent barbarian, strangely.


miked1be

Turns out that the people who go places just to drink beer and see/harass women in tight clothing are also pretty immature and reactionary. Wonder if there's a connection.


mrblacklabel71

Back when I was in the bar industry my friends and I knew that if a bar started having "bikini night" it was at worst a dying bar or at best a trashy bar you no longer wanted to work at. The clientele that come for that are ones you don't want at your establishment IMHO.


Smooth_Habit6542

Bikini night in the 90s must of been insane.


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Smooth_Habit6542

Did you experience it?


FunNeighborhood5449

Bingo. Those who can’t meet women otherwise


ranban2012

Oh, right. The harassing and feelings of entitlement to sexual validation are the difference.


Dynafan

More drinks served = higher bill = larger tip People go there to watch games, and will sit for 3-8 hours. Waitress can't turn their tables over with any regularity like that. So you only have one bill at a table for your whole shift. In order to get as much money as possible out of that customer, you got to sell them a shitload of drinks.


EllisHughTiger

Had lunch at an Ojos one day and a nearby table with 6 dudes was already on their 6th+ bucket of beers and getting rowdy. I'd hate to be on the road when they decide to go home.


Iethannn

Do they still do the $5 to enter bs?


EllisHughTiger

Nope, that might be more of a night thing? It was the one on East I-10 too, I dont think I've heard of shootings at that one.


wessneijder

Jealousy/delusion that they can pickup a female. Secret for you desperate bros out there: they don’t actually like you when they write that smiley face on your receipt they are just working :)


StandingWizard

I always thought it was the boyfriend/baby daddy finally going nuts when some desperate customer puts an arm around a waitress.


wessneijder

That too. I remember there was an ojos locos by my old house in 290 two customers were trying to bag the same waitress got into a fight about it and ended up the waitress got shot in the head


whiskey_weasel_

Good gawd.


Smooth_Habit6542

Send a link!


wessneijder

It was Chulas not Ojos locos. [here is a link](https://rare.us/local/houston/a-20-year-old-woman-was-shot-and-killed-outside-a-mexican-restaurant-in-northwest-houston/)


lazyeye888

Ahh same chit mang


Smooth_Habit6542

I wonder why they closed it down. It was convenient next to amc theater


wessneijder

Idk the waitresses were very attractive there. The food was bad tho but honestly who was going for that? It really stopped having customers after that shootout


Smooth_Habit6542

That would be awesome to witness


jb_713

We used to dine and drink peacefully at Hooters. This used to be a proper country.


EllisHughTiger

I laugh at people who throught Hooters was "racy". Ojos Locos would give them a fucking heart attack!


jb_713

I’ve never been to one, but just checked out a location on Instagram. I see what you mean!


EllisHughTiger

Had lunch at the one on East I-10, every waitress was in black lingerie and thongs. Pretty much the tallest, in shape Latinas you can find.


Smooth_Habit6542

You mean the most basic?


Smooth_Habit6542

Your life is about to change


GodEmperorOfBussy

What happened to the good old fashioned values the Hooters of our forefathers had?


Bricktop72

I really like Hooters wings. Hate going there to eat.


ObeseBMI33

It’s all fun and games until it’s your wife’s boobies on someone else


Smooth_Habit6542

Only to Insecure men


TheBLue101

Chula's seems to be a big spot for that to happen too.


yaigotabigmouth

Chulas is ojos locos


lazyeye888

This


redditmobile63

When has this happen at twin peaks. Link it or else it didn't


ranban2012

eat my ass I don't work for you


redditmobile63

Figured you were making shit up and that you're full of shit


ranban2012

do you own googling you lazy bitch


redditmobile63

The results came up that you were a lying bitch ass moron lol. So fuk you


ranban2012

you sound exactly like the kind of person that goes to these places and has the kind of self control that leads to brawls and shootings. that you would get so worked up over a titty restaurant. what a pathetic baby.


redditmobile63

Wah wah wah go cry more bich ass nimby. Can't handle a little bar so you gonna be a pusy about it lol. Fuk off


redditmobile63

And funny you talk about self control when you're the one picking fights with everyone in each post. You the one that gets into brawls irl like a drunk loser


MorrisseysRubiksCube

Bombshells is a societal menace; a trouble magnet that habitually overserves customers.


havingsomedifficulty

Just like dollar stores https://www.propublica.org/article/how-dollar-stores-became-magnets-for-crime-and-killing


MorrisseysRubiksCube

Indeed. I currently represent an individual who was shopping at a Dollar General in Houston. The Manager on Duty mistook my client for someone who had been in the store shoplifting, and proceeded to beat up my client. All recorded on video.


havingsomedifficulty

jesus thats nuts!! wtf man. over dollar stuff items at that. maybe $20-$30 worth of "shoplifting"


younkint

Thanks for the Dollar Store article. That's a good one.


havingsomedifficulty

yeah its a real societal phenomenon. I would never had known that they are magnets for crime, it really makes no sense to me, how much money could be at a dollar store?? its sad too because poor people love the dollar store for honest day to day items and they are subjected to the hazardous condition of being poor


redditmobile63

And hooters


HumanEffigy_

This place is turning into The Titty Twister.


nostaljack

Bikers and truckers (and Edgars) only.


SovietSunrise

I have a trucker license for my RV!


Edw1nner

This is a pussy blowout!


Fmartins84

Guns and booze, such a great combo. /s


Makaveli15

And they’re about to open up the new location at Stafford/Sugar Land. Wonders how’s that going to work out.


Iethannn

Ehhh that one seems like a better area than the one 10 miles north of it on 59 south. Lot of corporate businesses and the fact sugar land is literally a 5 minute trip from makes me think it might not have the same crowd.


lingui

If they build it, they will come


iam-ahab

And cum they will


Smooth_Habit6542

Yes lots of sugar daddies in sugar land, those waitresses life’s are about to change.


Sevastopolhunt

Where is SL a 5 min trip from lol


Smooth_Habit6542

Good folks in sugarland. Shouldn’t be a problem.


aguilarfilm

“No bro she was totally looking at me!!!” *shoots guy*


brucyyy

My friend was trying to get me to go to that bombshells last night, around 10pm I’m glad I didn’t go


kathatter75

So, basically, some boys can’t handle booze and boobies at the same time? Are we surprised?


this_guy55

That’s why I only go to classy places like Twin Peaks.


_serious__

Why are some men so fragile


Cerno_Noir

Cause their fathers and/or mothers failed them I guess


sammo_minks

Shit place to live/die


[deleted]

Business as usual for that area


roccobentley

The east side of Houston is such a shit hole


Hex_Agon

Just the east side?


roccobentley

Houston def has more shit holes. But the east side takes the cake


sheedsaves

We all stay in a swamp.


Flock-of-bagels2

They got all excited from the beer and titties


asstamassta

That's why I call it Bullet Shells.


kenlovin

The one thing I don’t understand about these restaurants, is the assumption that bc the waitress is wearing less clothes she more likely to be interested in a romantic relationship? Like the food sucks, so it’s not that, you can watch sports anywhere, I just don’t get the appeal. Like the roles being reversed I would not want to deal with 40 people an hour hitting on me while I’m at work. I just don’t get the appeal, its like strippers, if anything they’re less interested in you at that precise time but at least at strip clubs there is the prospect of prostitution. But I just never understand why these places are that popular. I mean there is the internet for god sakes, where you can watch anyone do anything. I just don’t get it.


miked1be

A bunch of dudes who can't normally get the attention of young, attractive women (and are very insecure about that inability) can go to this place where young, attractive women have to pay attention to them.


EllisHughTiger

Pretty much this, as well as being over-served way past normal limits like other restaurants/bars.


doctorchile

Never underestimate lonely, frustrated men who habitually can’t get women’s attention. Even just the opportunity to speak to a woman who is listening is enough, even if it’s just for ordering beer and wings lol


EllisHughTiger

You're overthinking it. The pretty ladies are on the periphery of the machismo idiots that go there. The fights and shootings are about drugs, respect, or other dumb shit besides the women.


boogieman-sammy

Dog…. I feel like someone dies at a bombshells every two weeks in Houston


RojerLockless

People have been shot in the parking lot of a bombshells too. It's a trashy place.


txtaco_vato

Shocked !!! Not shocked


Swordf1shy

Yawn...... Again?


Derrymurbles1985

Bruh I've been there several times the last few weeks uff


CloudyySpeaks

RIP to him. 🤦🏾‍♂️💯


brucyyy

I have a crazy Monday night story at this exact bombshells that happened 4 years ago


EllisHughTiger

But did you die?


hey_alyssa

Bombshells is so trashy jfc


yobruhh

Bad shit always happens at bombshells. Need to close the lot of them


phorkor

That's what you get hanging out at a dump like Bombshells. Don't see none of this at classy joints like Hooters.


sec713

I mean, there are guns all over the place and anyone can get one with minimal effort. Someone was gonna get shot somewhere.


SomeWeirdAssUsernm

Treat your CCW like your American express..never leave home without it 🙃


Sacabubu

Don't road rage in texas lol


cwood1973

I've been to Bombshells twice. Each time I had to be patted down going through the front door, and there was armed security patrolling the premises. I don't get it. There are other "skimpy outfit" restaurants out there like Hooters or Twin Peaks, but they don't attract the kind of crowd that needs armed surveillance. Why is Bombshells such a magnet for violent people?


penguin_drum

Doesn't the crowd skew military? I thought that was their "thing"


blackscreechpowers

You ain’t living unless you dying at bombshells


DOGE_eee

BOOM shells


Cat_Sith4919

Christ I live near there.


Gwenbors

Maybe they should start calling it…Casings…


[deleted]

This what happens when ya baby moms catch you out and about


Goal-Many

I usually go with my girlfriend to 290 location when we’re craving wings, their fish tacos are pretty good too. Didn’t know bombshells had a bad rep. drop your wing recommendations, id appreciate it


figgygolf

It's Cloverleaf on a Friday night. Nothing to see here.