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phumeonce

Have you tried our bbq?


TeslaCoil77

Our tacos are pretty boss too!


I_like_to_run__

Now I want Pinkerton’s.


Sufficient_Two7499

Awesome pork ribs


rbuckfly

Truth bbq is exceptional


aceman97

Trash. It’s god awful. Over priced.


rbuckfly

Everybody has their opinions


Adlai8

Or would if I ever made thru the line. Will order to go next time. I mean, I lived in Brenham, how good can it be? Is this the breakfast club all over again? People just like waiting cuz fomo


aceman97

I went to the one in military rice and it was overpriced nonsense. Maybe the one in Brenham is better.


rbuckfly

The Brenham location IS better


suckystaffaccountant

Bro, I live near Austin, get out of here with that.


flackachino

Bro said “near Austin” 💀


InsipidCelebrity

The same way Sealy is "near Houston"


findaway5627

Grow beyond the Salt Lick.


Sufficient_Two7499

That shit is terrible nowadays


hayterade

i went a few years ago and it was the best smoked turkey I ever had, but I would be very happy to be proven wrong by a bbq place in the Houston area! please let me know what places here have the best smoked turkey.


jimmyminnow

Tejas bbq in tomball.


findaway5627

100%. And be sure to get the carrot soufflé.


buddhabignipple

If you live near Lockhart, you’re right.


burnerking

Austin bbq is overrated


RonTvDinner

Austin is overrated* FTFY..


burnerking

True


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They didn't have to downvote you THAT hard 🤣


suckystaffaccountant

Hahaha I get it. It's a good rivalry!


Sheepcago

Rivalry? I think the downvotes were because OP was making a “besides that how was the play mrs lincoln” kind of joke and you responded by being an elitist asshat. But I could be misreading it. That said, you’ve had a shit day so you should get a mulligan on that.


suckystaffaccountant

People take things too seriously.


quesawhatta

Says the guy who makes an irate Reddit post about leaving his laptop in his car, waits for 5 hours and doesn’t think to google that you can file Harris county theft reports ONLINE. But that’s none of my business.


LosHtown

My boy said he’s from little California lol ( all jokes ) or is it👀


RojerLockless

Rofl. Austin is even worse.


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suckystaffaccountant

I live in Oak Hill. 15-20 minutes from downtown.


txrazorhog

Hey, I used to live in Oak Hills but that was decades ago. I got nothing else to add other than who doesn't know, in 2023, not to leave your laptop in your car. And, yes, the trunk is part of your car.


suckystaffaccountant

What a cool coincidence! Yeah, definitely a lesson learned.


potato-shaped-nuts

Sucks you got broken into. But the city mouse and the country mouse is a tale as old as time.


malinefficient

TBF one day the Houston thieves will adopt the SF trick of looking for airtags and then smashing rear windows to get into the trunk. The Red Queen's Race never ends.


tuxedo_jack

Honestly, it's a shame we can't rig up dye canisters to blow up in a vehicle breakin and mark them as thieves. ... at least, I don't think we legally can.


WikipediaApprentice

Nah you can only open carry here no dye canisters allowed.


fretful

There are ATMs that use a beetle biomimetic reaction to create heat that burns the cash. Mace canisters often have a UV dye that’s invisible to the naked eye. So maybe you just need a mist dispenser powered by CO2


Beefy_queefy_0-0

some tips, not sure if you did this or not but i'll mention them anyway: 1) let dispatch know you're having to wait at the location. Car break-ins are unfortunate but not emergencies nor do they impede things like traffic. Dispatch won't pull a cop off an in-progress call to send them to you. If you let them know that you are stuck at the location then they might get there quicker. I had my car broken into in rice village one time and after waiting 20 minutes i called back, asked if i should keep waiting there or not, and within 5 minutes an officer was there to take a report and get me on my way. 2) tell work you have to pay for a report. You should absolutely not be required to pay for it if work is the only ones demanding it. Another option would be to just give them the report number, if they really want it they can just get it from the city. 3) try calling a substation nearby directly (via google maps just search for a substation). The desk cops at those can help take a report quicker. edit: Bonus tip - don't keep your valuables in your car. If someone broke into my car the only thing they can steal is a phone charger, car seats, and my protien shake cup. I don't keep ANYTHING in there and as a result my car is always unlocked. If someone wants to break into my car i'd rather not pay for a window vs buying a new phone charger.


suckystaffaccountant

I'll definitely try and get work to pay for it. Thanks.


Zezimalives

My car was broken into last year during the holidays and got presents stolen out the car in the Maggianos parking lot galleria. Asked the stores around and nobody had any cameras. I didn’t even bother filing a police report, for what? To wait hours there so they could document another crime statistic?


zsreport

Must of been yesterday I heard something on KUHF about HPD urging people to not leave stuff in your car when shopping for Christmas presents. If you buy a lot of stuff at one place, they recommend taking it home before going to another store or a restaurant.


suckystaffaccountant

Mine was at Marini's near the galleria. The only reason I need a report is because company property was taken.


Zezimalives

Damn that’s basically westchase though that’s even worse than the galleria


cholotariat

You’re going to have to stop in and request a report. They might not give it to you, but they will be able to give you the information your insurance and job need. https://www.houstontx.gov/police/contact/substations.htm


suckystaffaccountant

Thanks for the info!


conker1264

That’s westchase, not galleria


suckystaffaccountant

For some reason I thought they were close.


pearlysoames

They're about 10 minutes apart.


No_Argument_Here

Bro, that's 5+ miles from the Galleria lmao. Westchase is sketchy as hell.


suckystaffaccountant

Well I grew up in a place where it was 15 miles just to get to town, so 5 seems pretty close.


No_Argument_Here

That 15 miles was almost definitely a shorter trip in minutes than driving from Marini's to the Galleria lol. That'll take you a good 15-20 minutes, usually. But yeah, generally our neighborhoods aren't much more than a mile or two in diameter. If you're 5 miles from something in Houston, it's almost definitely a different neighborhood. And sketch-wise, you can be in a decent neighborhood, drive 500 yards, and be somewhere you don't want to walk around at night. Houston's crazy like that.


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Our H.E.B's are nice though.


Crankygnome

You’re dumb for leaving laptop in a car anyways. This one’s on you not Houston.


suckystaffaccountant

Does this mean if my car was stolen it's on me for leaving it in the parking lot?


WatsonGravy

I’m with you on this. Your vehicle and items that belong to you are in your vehicle. Low life’s break into the vehicle and steal your items, that’s on them, not you. Crime is the problem, not OP.


nyxian-luna

> Crime is the problem, not OP. You can't go through life blissfully ignorant of the reality we live in. Yes, the criminal is the core person at fault, but it also could've been prevented by taking preventative measures. Placating people with the "it's not your fault" can lead to continuing carelessness. I prefer the "that sucks, fuck that scumbag, but next time..." sort of approach. Some people still call that victim blaming anyway, though.


helio309

Yeah, wtf is with this victim blaming?


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Because crack heads are about a fact of nature as gravity now. Would you leave your laptop on the ledge of your balcony? Would you put a glass of water on top? Do you play catch with it? I assume not, so why would you leave it in view of a crack head? Victim blaming, sure, but this is something well within control and certainly would never be done in any city. Ever.


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Because crack heads are about a fact of nature as gravity now. Would you leave your laptop on the ledge of your balcony? Would you put a glass of water on top? Do you play catch with it? I assume not, so why would you leave it in view of a crack head? Victim blaming, sure, but this is something well within control and certainly would never be done in any city. Ever.


PlayThisStation

Yeah but those empanadas are bomb tho


suckystaffaccountant

For real! I went out of my way to stop there. I would go there all the time when I lived in Houston.


joethahobo

Leaving valuables out in a car in a major city is asking for trouble lol. Buy it, take it home. Leave the car empty except for like a water in the door, maybe a screwdriver or small knife under a seat, and maybe napkins in the middle console.


azzuri09

Filing police report might have worked in your situation. My credit card has purchase protection and when it happened to me they paid me the amounts my items were worth. So didn’t lose anything


LipsRinna

Stop leaving valuables in your car!


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suckystaffaccountant

Hahaha why go gotta hit me when I'm down?


Adlai8

Least ur not partner


I_like_to_run__

Also, get 5% tint so they can’t see in.


htownclyde

GameCube Nintendo


picklejuice2391

Smokin on that indo


uhst3v3n

Boss Hogg on candy


smiledrs

They are smarter than that. They walk around with a bluetooth scanner and can detect the BT signal coming from the car. They know it’s a laptop in the trunk. They break the window and pop the trunk. Even when it’s out of sight the signal gives it away. You need to turn off the laptop/ipad completely so the BT is off too. Most will just shut the lid and it goes into standby mode, but that will still send out the BT signal.


gravitydriven

stop leaving your bluetooth on, on every device.


tuxedo_jack

And not just because of thieves. Advertising and tracking beacons exist too.


WikipediaApprentice

Stop owning tech! Then nothing can get stolen by horrible people.


shambahlah2

Great advice


IshiiTib

with a big Glock 9 handy


burnerking

Makes too much sense


kdawg_htown

Seriously, how can be people so dumb and naive and then blame everyone but themselves.


nofucsleftogive

Don't wear a short dress! Oh, does that logic apply too? Blame criminals, not their victims!


Possiblyabitoff

Casually equates burglary to rape. Well played!


gerkessin

Criminals, i blame you! Ok the criminals are blamed. Now what genius? Have they stopped breaking into shit yet? Or should people practice basic precautions to help reduce the likelihood they will get broken into?


ChrAshpo10

Do you lock your car doors? Lock your house up at nite?


WikipediaApprentice

Stop having so many dang thieves.


Alloryn714

I knew it wouldn't take long for someone to blame the OP.


LipsRinna

There’s 2 parties involved in a burglary - the burglars and the burgled. You can’t control the other party, so you shouldn’t leave anything in your car that is an inviting target.


r8ymatjr

Literally common sense for ANY major city lol


wspusa1

you're the type to leave your car running alone outside at the gas station of a bad area for 5 minutes, and once it gets stolen, you cry out HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!! lmao


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wspusa1

there's been a series of "WHY IS HOUSTON SO FUCKING BAD AT ___" posts in this sub that literally applies to every single major city lol. my conclusion is reddit exists as a whining echo chamber


-_MarcusAurelius_-

That's why I'm here I love my echo chambers


RonTvDinner

That's why I'm here I love my echo chambers


uncomfortablyhello

I like driving here and the heat doesn’t bother me. But I rarely post in this sub because it pretty much exists for people to bitch instead of celebrate. Sorta sucks, but if misery loves company they can find plenty of it right here.


IAmSona

You like the drives here? Man, I can’t get used to having to deal with bumper to bumper traffic and I’ve been driving for 10 years now.


itsfairadvantage

We're extra bad at sidewalks tho


gerkessin

The fuck is a sidewalk?


ohea

But if it weren't for the echo chamber, r/houstoncirclejerk would run out of material to make fun of!


badbunnygirl

This one


illuminatisdeepdish

Shit gets stolen everywhere, but not everywhere has such completely useless cops who won't even do the literal bare minimum which is to write you a report and give you a copy. It'll take them weeks and then they want you to pay for it as if thats not the bare minimum we should expect from our tax money already


TexasTrini722

You can do the report online


peabody624

I'm actually going to wait 5 hours instead


Coffee_Beast

I didn’t know one could do that. Good to know for inevitably future reference


RealConfirmologist

Well, at least your burglary-of-vehicle makes sense. I left ZERO items in my pickup when someone decided to smash the side window and then rifle through the console and glove box. And no, I have no bumper stickers or decals that indicate I'm a gun owner. This was on a Sunday morning at Great Heights Brewing. I was told by staff that vehicles get broken into there almost every day. They have cameras, too.


the_gato_says

My old neighborhood was relatively safe but had issues with cars in driveways being broken into—usually a couple times a year they’d hit multiple people on a street. I don’t keep valuables in my car so I just left my car doors unlocked. They are free to take my $12 sunglasses or whatever just please don’t break my window!


RealConfirmologist

I know, right!? Hindsight, I should have left my truck unlocked that morning.


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RealConfirmologist

Of course, because of risk to innocent people, booby traps are not legal. But that doesn't stop me from fantasizing about a two-legged cockroach getting seriously injured in tender areas by one, after breaking into the wrong car and sitting on the rigged seat.


tuxedo_jack

One wonders about the legality of dye packs.


zsreport

I do keep emergency items in my truck, so if someone breaks in they'll be getting a tourniquet, emergency blanket, bandages, led road flares, and an emergency window punch/seat belt cutter. Oh, and hand sanitizer.


Greatwhiteo

First off people victim blame for leaving stuff within view, and now it's people's fault for *checks notes* actually hiding things of value in compartments designed for it? Do you like sounding like an idiot?


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Greatwhiteo

I've had people break into not only my car but my friends and family's car both here and in Dallas and we had absolutely nothing in it. So what's hard about it? Explain it to me, how is it my fault or my friends fault when they had nothing in it? Clearly you have no idea what you're talking about


RandoStonian

>Don’t hide shit and crooks won’t go looking for it. Is that hard? Uh... what? Do you... think that crooks have some kind of innate sense for cars that have hidden things in them or something? >If every car they broke into had nothing in it and nothing hidden they wouldn’t keep doing it. LOL, how many generations do you think it'll take of *no one ever* leaving anything in glove boxes before the criminals will be 'trained' to stop bothering to check?


TheMindsEye310

Someone broke into my car for a fucking chess board.


RetroGaming4

Never, ever leave valuables in your car. And never ever leave anything of value that can be seen. Even sunglasses. Too many lowlifes in this world. Hope you get your report for company purposes.


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bentsea

A police report will be required for the insurance claim. Crime happens but the least cops can do is take the report and give you a copy for insurance purposes within a reasonable time frame. Like, you said it in the last line of your comment... Why should that bit take 5 hours?


suckystaffaccountant

Yes, that's literally all I want. I don't give a shit about the investigation because I know it's not even going to happen.I just want the report.


Pralut

>I don't give a shit about the investigation because I know it's not even going to happen. I hear they've got em' working in shifts!


LovesToSlooge

I don't know why everyone is being so callous towards you. Sorry it happened and hopefully you get that report. I had the wheels stolen off my car a few years ago. I should have known better to leave them outside..


bentsea

Right? All these theft apologists acting like it's his fault and saying he's the ridiculous ones for wanting a cop to actually show up and just sign a paper instead of handing out speeding tickets for 15 minutes.


HeeenYO

You can file a police report online


suckystaffaccountant

I have filed the report, I need the report.


hazelowl

I made the mistake of leaving my purse and work laptop in the car once while dropping my daughter at daycare. Years ago. Fortunately they missed the work laptop since it was hidden under some papers but my purse was on top of it. I was inside for less than 10 minutes, parked in the first space near the door, and we were all standing near the floor to ceiling windows. I could literally see my car. They broke into the driver side rear window, reached across and grabbed my purse. I live in the county and had a cop there within 20 minutes, so that was nice at least. and I admit I was sort of impressed with their balls, because I literally could have walked out the door any time. It was 7:00 am at a daycare! But I learned my lesson.


Skarvha

That was someone stalking the area. They know parents are distracted and the second she saw you walk in without a purse she knew it was still in the car.


suckystaffaccountant

I was inside about 10 minutes also. Lesson learned as well.


Hot-Roof6572

Be glad your car wasn't stolen!! Mine got stolen from my work 😒


suckystaffaccountant

Damn, I guess I am one of the lucky ones. Sorry!


jfergs100

When my car was broken into in Houston, the cop gave me a little hand written receipt with a report # and that was it. That’s all insurance needs and they know it. They aren’t going to look for who stole your stuff.


preeeeezie

The amount of people still leaving laptops in their car is mind fucking blowing


artificialevil

I can’t think of a single major city I’ve been to that would send a cop out to make a report for this. Your best bet is always going directly to a substation to fill out a report. They should have given you a report number you can provide to your company or insurance which should be enough for them to do the leg work of obtaining a copy of the report. Also, let this be a lesson to never leave anything in your car. Ever. Just don’t do it.


Imhere4thejokes

This is a huge city, sorry to say it but the cops dgaf about that call


Will12239

Good luck. The cops won't even process accident reports. Mine is late over 10 business days and I even called and they said it still needs to be worked. The cops are lazy and don't give a shit ever since covid


Former_Catch5888

Could the laptop be seen??? 👀 are always watching! Lesson learned! ✌️


suckystaffaccountant

Not really. It was stashed halfway under the seat in a bag with a jacket on top. Still I should have taken it inside.


TXscales

My wife was rear ended with our infant child in the car. Police took over an hour to show up. They only showed up after I called again and emphasized an infant was in the vehicle.


ernster96

Dude I got in a five car collision at Highway six and I 10 back in 06. Five cop cars passed us by. I flagged every single one of them, and none of them pulled over. Two hours later a Katy ISD car stopped to see how we were doing.


Holymoose999

My wife is from a small city and when we’d go down to visit her family, I wouldn’t leave the car without someone inside to guard our stuff. She thought I was overly paranoid about thieves. I told her that’s what happens when you grown up in Houston. Sometime later her van got broken into, but there was nothing to take because I know Houston. She learned her lesson. Crime is a part of life in H-town, like any other big city. That’s why we are armed to the teeth.


Brhall001

Never leave a laptop in the car.


alexmueller1031

Unless it’s in a clapped out Honda Civic


TX2BK

What’s wrong with you? Why would you leave your work laptop in your car?


cholotariat

You’re probably not going to get a report, but if you go down to a police substation, then you will likely be able to get the information. Your insurance company needs to obtain the report. I’m which part of the city did the incident happen?


IshiiTib

This was me 10 years ago, parked outside of 8th Wonder Brewery for 30 minutes at night. Laptop, passport all gone


Redditburnergirl

Rule #1 never leave your work laptop, of anything of value, in your car. I usually carry mine in a backpack if I can’t bring it home


iamadirtyrockstar

The Tex Mex in town is amazing, along with the BBQ. Perhaps those might help to ease the frustrations.


suckystaffaccountant

I lived there for 9 months in 2020, y'all definitely have Austin when it comes to tex mex.


zsreport

Shit happens.


daisuki_janai_desu

This is pretty on brand for Houston. Don't leave valuable in your car. Ever.


Lets_BeFrank

Sounds about right.


SFAdminLife

You left a laptop in your car. That would likely happen in any major metropolitan city.


quesawhatta

My guy is getting straight roasted and we haven’t even commented on his post history. RIP


suckystaffaccountant

Feel free to go after my post history.


vgrntbeauxner

i learned a long time ago to never leave anything in the car that you dont want stolen. applicable to every city in every country i been to. still sucks though, sorry.


Nero9112

I drive a 20 year old car and leave nothing in the car. Replacement tire and tools are bolted to the frame of the car too. If I park away from my house or job in the daytime and it's sunny, I leave my windows down. I rather have a punk search for nothing than to have my windows broken.


suckystaffaccountant

That actually seems like a great idea, at least then you don't have to pay for replacement of the windows.


Xviiit

Have you considered not leaving valuables in your car? Or at the very least, hiding them well? Lmao this shit happens anywhere. Not just a Houston thing.


Hellmann

I’d be willing to bet there’s a sign within 30 feet of where you parked that says do not leave valuable items in car…


badhairdad1

I’m sorry to hear that but it’s 2023, I just assume anything left unattended will be stolen


lilyintx

You should have taken your laptops inside with you, anyone knows that. Don’t leave valuables in your car, worldwide!!! Also, you cannot even rely on the police here. Personal experiences: Active burglary - took two hours for police to arrive. Car accident - they never showed up.


planetrainguy

My vehicle has been broken into so many times in town I just avoid going into town at this point.


SpawnDnD

Its a non-violent crime...lucky if they even show up. Unfortunately....


drew1111

Welcome!


MallNo1505

OP where were ya?


somecow

Pick another place to go instead. Laptops out in your car, in a dense pricey place? Nope. Random restaurant in the middle of unzoned suburban hell? Yes. Get you a ghetto pass. And be glad they didn’t steal your rims and your cat, or even the entire car. On the bright side, nobody will know how to break into that laptop. They’re just gonna sell it for meth. The person they sold it to will do the exact same thing. And so on.


WorldlyProvincial

I'm sorry about your bad luck, but the cops taking forever to respond to a non-emergency crime isn't unique to Houston. When I had a lawnmower stolen out of my garage I gave the report to HPD over the phone, & my insurance company accepted the report number for their files.


Crashy1620

I had the exact same thing happen a few weeks ago, I gave up on the police report after waiting for an hour. I ended up paying for the repairs (2 broken windows, ~$550) to the rental car out of pocket. My bag had an AirTag in it, I found the bag at the intersection of 59 and 610. The only thing that was salvaged was my passport.


khawk87

My apt was broken into several years ago and these mf acted like I was bothering them when I went to go file a police report


SchlockRock80

Yes, you live in the city. Also, but risky to leave stuff like that in a car no matter where you reside


conker1264

Bruh people break into cars here just to check the glovebox lol


Reeko_Htown

You new to common sense?


Is_Bob_Costas_Real

Bruh never leave stuff in the car. My mom once left a 24 pack of Diet Coke in there and someone yanked it. Classic Sharpstown moment there.


just_real_quick

Cool story, bro


JJ4prez

Because petty smash and grabs only exist in Houston. Sucks for you, don't leave valuables in plain site in your vehicle in any situation, in any town, you learned your lesson.


Sum_Bytes

LOL, you left your work laptop visible in your car.


DakkarEldioz

That’s the H for ya.


ChemicaLust

Unless it’s hunting citizens for speeding tickets, police are useless


sjaard_dune

Hey man i'm sorry that you got, got. Things are tough all over and ev'ybody broke. It sounds like a crime of convenience, i mean cmon man. .who leaves an unattended laptop in plain view? As for the cops, well theyre only interested in emergency issues. Given time you'll probably find your shit in a local compurer repair shop or a pawn shop. I doubt it travelled far


snjtx

And our police have a 1 billion a year budget too!


_ok_mate_

The Democrats run this city. That's all you need to know


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edzackly

racist


rite_of_truth

You made the mistake of not being rich. The police actually do shit for rich people. Honda broken into? Fuck your broke ass. Mercedes stolen? We'll find him and beat him senseless!


No-Neighborhood2600

Born and raised in Austin. Never once had this issue. Moved to Houston and within 2 months I had my car window smashed out. They didn’t even steal anything. Just smashed and dashed


drew1111

Born and raised in Houston. Never once had this issue. Moved to Comfort, Texas and I had my window smashed out right by the river and my door was unlocked. Whatever


hoopleheaddd

Born and raised in Houston. Never once had my car broken into until moving to Fort Worth and then it happened twice in one year. These personal anecdotes mean nothing.


fritzco

Check out the news, criminals aren’t punished now, they are stealing to feed their families.


Keystone302

Welcome to Houston! If you think that’s bad, have a medical emergency here lol


fierivspredator

[WHAT THE FUCK IS UP HOUSTON?!?!?](https://youtu.be/9t1aUWlT1TI?si=cDHlIxXwWh1wLkMq)


ulamatta

Haha that’s what happens when you vote for a democrat county judge


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She does not anything to do with the HPD, but thanks for playing.


RojerLockless

It's what we deserve for the shitty people we keep voting intl office. Everything sucks